Billy Connolly 1990 (4 of 4)

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

Oh man, it's funny cuz it's true lololol!



[VolaticusDiabolus]

Dry heaves are fucking horrible...

[LabrosDanteRene]

HE IS TALKING ABOUT NWO 20 YEARS AGO ! AHAHAAH

GENIUS !

[OriginalBlorath]

This reminds me of the time when I threw up 6 times in a row. It was painful and exhausting as hell.

[Fulbor]

2 months ago i realy vomited in my pants and it realy went the way Billy just told

[6124slater]

and we're going to go down like a fking dart ha ha ha

[swetergrl91]

I think that's Paul Sorvino at 2:29

[utar88utar]

he is special. really is.

[burnstagger]

Where's the part where he talks about the plane backing into the mountain?

[Muso57]

Ah! The diced carrots and tomato skin sketch! I don'tt like his beardless appearence though.

[Muso57]

Ah! The diced carrots and tomato skin sketch!

[XieYali]

The thing about the carrots is soooo true. Haha.

[musicgu7]

The morons who gave this a thumbs down need to be identified, then tracked down and publicly whipped for having no fucking sense of humor.

The man's a comical genius, no denying that.

[DrDespicable]

"I'll have the plate of diced carrots and tomato skins..." - nailed it...

[human20freedom]

η μaριaνa ντουβλη εβγaλε τσοντa....

[Pyrodroid]

Love the song at the end.

[wages24]

@Pyrodroid  Song - I wish I was in Glasgow - Look it up in Grooveshark

[equinaut007]

An edited version (parts 1-4) of the funniest comedy routine in the history of funny.

[TheJaytard]

"Open the fuckin door!" XD

[bullshitdetective1]

@TheJaytard wot does xd mean?

[TheJaytard]

@bullshitdetective1 Look at sideways and its a laughing face dude.

[rellimtube]

By far, my favorite stand-up comic to ever perform in front of a crowd.

Period.

[GerryBolger]

By a mile, the best stand up in the world. And thats him singin at the end,, multi talented. Legend...

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

lmao!!! yeaaah most of what he said is pretty true....horrible to do that but so funny when he describes it

[kaytaylaytay]

I remember this so well and I am wondering where the "masterbation's a good idea" part of this skit is?

[TheVikingfromnorth]

Kurt Waldheim was officer in SA and SS under WW II.He was also intelligence-officer in Greece.Later he became president of Austria.

Poor contry...

[Allanlegarthnielsen]

He was even the 4th General-Secretary of the United Nations..... go figure

[StarskySTARS]

People do change you know.

[TheVikingfromnorth]

Some people never change..

Thats why you still can find 80-90 years old Nazi's.

Some will NEVER change,you know...

[OriginalHazeBX]

I hate that kind of throw up. It's harsh.

[britishleylandcrap]

Who does he mention at 2:02 ? Kurt...something ?

[komedycuts]

Kurt Waldheim. He was president of Austria from 1986-92, and during his presidency there was some controversy over discrepancies in his military record from WWII (e.g. whether he was involved in or had direct knowledge of Nazi war crimes).

[chrisp909]

@komedycuts Thank you! You saved me a Google Search.

[dizzee1391]

@britishleylandcrap

kurt baldhiem i think dats how its spelt

[malachy1847]

Komedycuts is right........ it's Kurt Waldheim ok ... Must go as those 'Youtube' Spelling Police are after me.....

[purrty1967]

fab xx

[modzilla732k]

ITS TAKEN ME NEARLY 15 MINS TO WRITE! I thought I WAS going to vomit my gut was clenched so tight!

And he is a gentleman, as he helped my mother load her burden, namely me and a pram onto the Edinburgh to London train in1974 at Waverly!

Good on you Mr.Connolly!!!!!!

[wfd17]

I needed oxygen to watch him!!!

[kron066]

how can those people be able to cheer him? he had me struggling to breathe!

[Scotsbell]

The only person can make the F word sound funny!

[colincomposer]

Do not watch this routine if you've just eaten diced carrots and tomatoes!

[paws144]

billy connolly is second to none

[hedin73]

LOOOOL I just think I wet me pants. Holy fucking bajesus this man is a genious!!!!

[Seanadun]

Jesus he is simply the best comedian ever. Pure Genius

[Kazumaster]

The only person that can make me laugh at fart jokes :)

[aki1mon]

tell me I'm wrong. He looks just like a young Mel Gibson!

[kanehotdog14]

lol ur right

[stevehagel]

o fuckin jeezus that was precious....thank you glasgow

[fatgirl1935]

Ceridan, I have known for a looong time this guy is so sexy...men who make me laugh turn me on...I'd fucked Billy so hard his nose would bleed...

[2rslvl126]

O,O holy geezus

[dibfsidhfiusdjoisdfj]

billy connelly = funniest man alive! pure and simple!!

[ceridawn]

i never realised how sexy billy is!

[warren52nz]

"Talking on the Great White Telephone"

:-)

[KahunaQwest]

komedycuts Thank you Thank you

Thank you.....

[fatgirl1935]

kk, thanx so much for posting this bit...i've been looking for it for years!!! pure genius...shoutin' for huey...priceless.

[Abderian]

love this guy... funniest there is

[britainSBurning]

funniest man alive :) ah met um 13 years ago when ah was 3!!!!

[dave1the1deer1hunter]

That was so funny, it always is great having comedy people can relate to in stead of  having to result to insult people for a cheap laugh

[JorryGT]

I'm crying ! .... help

[Chemicalg1rl]

"And there's ALWAYS diced carrots in it. Never to my knowledge have I eaten diced carrots" ROFLMAO!!

[superrandy69]

huey huey lmfao

[howdido2002]

Genius from the 70s to the naughtys

You will live forever billy

[Loyreon12]

everything he says it true hahahaha

[xorpheous]

Brilliant.  Simply effen brilliant.

[glassfactory]

Brill I thought I had seen most of Billy's material. Loads on here I havn't. Thanks for posting so so funny.

[Bluedolphingirl01]

i think he is cute here but hate his long beard. He is a riot.

[TomMSTie]

I kinda wish the Whoopi section of this show was also available.

[CorriganDK]

This is absolutely hysterical. I haven't laughed this much in a LONG time. He is brilliant!

By the way, doesn't he look a bit like a mix between John Cleese and Jeremy Clarkson in this?

[snipergoth]

yeahhh lol

[nl59]

So funny then... The credits had the most fantastic music! What a great man.

[pradmat000]

i think he performed it himself didnt he..the song

[nl59]

Hmm yeahh, but I don't know the name :/

[19mason89]

The song is "I Wish I Was In Glasgow" by Billy Connolly, it says it at the end of the credits.

[sweet6661987]

he shaved it for a movie called the big man

[BradyKhan]

He shaved his beard for the part in one of his first film appearances I think.

[DAVIDRCGRAY]

Fantastic, although Billy to me will always have his beard, cheers

[komedycuts]

Billy went beardless for a few years in the early 1990s, but grew it back shortly thereafter.

[TomMSTie]

He said in a documentary that he initially shaved for a film role.

[manabusama]

D'aw I like the song at the end.

love Billy Connolly xD.

[WiThErZ666]

pure comic genius

[KozmoKorn]

"That's the year I learned the banjo"

[grifyn]

The very bit that KILLED me, I swear.

[jackazzyk]

i just spat a bite of muffin all over my screen!! billy is hilarious

[joeybhoy67]

HAHAHHA

am pissing maself laughin

[pMcARDENboyz]

BILLY CONNOLLY FUCKIN LEDGEND.

[bigbigsound]

man ive just watch3ed about 10 billy vids and he  has cheered up mah miserable pus.

:-)

[pramboy74]

i noticed he gave up with some jokes that were big in britan and the rest of the world, but i guess the states don't have the same humour. He went back to the simple jokes (farts and vomit) to get the laughs back.

[simpsonsluva]

omg so funny i think i nealry died at some poitn in this performance! so freakin funny i love billy connoly he is the greatest comedian ever!!! EVER!

[gregarca1919]

lol!!lol!! totally true but forgot tae mention the dreadful sweat you get when your wretchin like a bastard n nowts comin up!!! HORRIBLE......HORRIBLE!!!!!!!L­ookin forward to tommorrow mornin already!

[HalloweenEveryNight]

Ay!!!  Scotland........scotland......­..

[patsfanatic]

I have been looking for this performance for a long time, thanks for sharing this legendary piece!

[spikelilgirl]

My brother and I saw him live once and we were laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants!

Billy Connolly rocks.

[polopain]

I had the privilege of seeing the guy live once. Like the previous comment, I hurt after through laughing. Funny, I know, will always be a matter of opinion. But to my mind, he's the best. From what I know, he has no set agenda in his live shows. He will go off on a tangent for 20-30 mins sometimes but will nearly always return to his intial point. He's a natural. The kind of guy who makes you laugh at the pub with his stories.

[Mojorider22tm]

LMFAO I think I just hurt myself from laughing so hard, the last bit is so true! If anyone has ever been drunk and heaved ( Or had food poisoning) You know how right he is and he hit it dead on! most comics do puke and fart jokes, but it dosent have the rythm the big yin has on his deliverys of key parts. Thanks for posting this up for us.

[gregarca1919]

the guy is a legend!!!

[Saranaeth]

no i dont think so, i think the guys doen it so tht when he finishes off one part he changes the vid, with billy a fart could pretty easily lead on to the ozone, u know wat hes like.

[zobisch]

Aye, I know that, but still, he normally changes the subject abruptly, but not incoherently.

[zobisch]

I believe there's bits missin'. When ye finish one part and yo click the link to the next one, it starts with Billy talkin' 'bout somethin' entirely different from the ending of the previous part. Just thought I'd mention it.

[anfieldroad25]

yea thats true

[komedycuts]

That's because I deliberately chose to split the video at points in the concert where he changed topics. I don't think there is anything missing, but I'll double check it when I have the time to dig out my original tape.

[donschafer]

I too recorded this comedy hour years ago. I unfortunatly lost it in a move a few years later. Thank you so much for posting it! I do remember other bits from the tape that I didn't recall seeing in the four videos. If you find some missing material, it would be great to see it!

[samuelmichaud]

@zobisch sfunney huw ye type the same as a scotish person tox

[dellahoyasmc]

amazin

[BEXTER105]

He's great! He speaks the truth and is funny about it!

[christine01982]

brilliant

[cainedog23]

Quality.

[RexFluffington]

HELP I need to get this entire routine for my parents for christmas on either vhs or dvd if possible, we had a recording of it when I was growing up but it is long gone. this would be an absolute home run of a gift PLEASE HELP GUIDE ME IF YOU CAN!!!! thanks

[NecroReaperX]

try downloading it via bittorrent or sumthing.

search for Whoopi Goldberg Presents Billy Connolly.

[KaBOOMKait]

I Wish I Was Alive When He`d Done This Sketch! Im TOO YOUNG. Grrrr. BillieROCKS. He Is My IDOL!!!!

KaBOOM! x

[1L0V3C1IT]

a fellow scot, and funniest man alive....thnx for the post mucker

[kluv416]

im with hagar7

[joemcilvaney]

whats thes song at the end

[zzzombie888]

one of the funniest stand up comedians ever in my opinion!

[gustransman]

just F......g great.he is the best..

[Hagar7]

I watched this with my folks, too, when I was about 15 and when he did the flying, farting, and puking segments I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. And it's stood the test of time -- nearly two decades later, it had the same effect. Bless you, bless you, bless you for posting this.

[IceAngel2931]

I can remember watching it with my parents going omg and laughing till my sides hurt

[GuitrFreek77]

OMG I'm so glad someone posted this. I remember seeing this when I was like 12 and laughing my ass off.

[latindancer4ever]

love him!!

[Jaiide93]

I'm lucky, I'm going to Brighton to see him in oct

[BrandonKrow]

This special introduced me to Billy Connolly and I am forever thankful for it. He is hilarious and brilliant.

"No, laugh! Fucking laugh! Remember who fucking told you this!"

Love it.

[giardia2]

i thought i was going to die....i couldn't breath

[makewayforwillie]

i laughed so hard my stomach hurt, no exagerration!

[RainingBloodLust]

"iiieeeeyyyyyaaaaa"

*shudder*

more

"iiieeeeyyyyyyaaaaa"

[hargy89]

kurt wilhiem...thats the year i learned the banjo...lol so funny this guys a champ

[zombie8]

best standup ever

[mjrchapin]

OMG he is always so funny, can't breathe, tears rolling down my cheeks--every time!

[spennyj31]

geneous..brilliant man

[FulchesterUnited]

His take on vomiting is absolutely outstanding.