Murder Speech - Normal Speed

[MrMrmonsterguy]

This is much creepier than the fast speed one!

[jefam99]

if your mom dies, you are screwed

[GreenSight201]

@jefam99 I think she is already dead

[DaveDemo3]

What is he trying too make fun of? i really don't get this...

[dcorps]

@DaveDemo3 Its a scene from his fred video at normal speed

[CWoodbridge]

Press 5 for the Jaws theme song.

[TheSantaKruz]

Sorry but the carnival music part was a little too corny. Lol.

[SchiamaShade1]

This is just so beautiful.... it's like a 1:04 minute long orgasm.

[cutekillerofwow]

This is creepy as shit xD Aweosme.

[MeenyMcSweeny]

this is TOO real looking :O

[MrAlcoholic11]

OMG HE KILLED SOMEONE CALL POLICE FFS I FARTED OMG I DIED TOO OMFG SOMEONE DEID A CLOWN FARTED THEN HE ALSO DIED THEN ALL DIED THEN CLOWN FARTED AGAIN THEN I DIED.

[YourMovieSucksDOTorg]

I can't tell if you added the rocking-back-and-fourth to the character, or if that's just you being you.

[Jmyster4]

sonic the hedgehog, awsome

[8Rincewind]

This seems like a bit of a weird joke. Is this supposed to be funny?

[PopPrincesses]

@8Rincewind you have to have watched the actual video, its on his main channel

[DrShaym]

@8Rincewind It's a scene from a video he did on TheAmazingAtheist channel where he makes fun of Fred.

[TheAnimusification]

@DrShaym What's the video called?

[DrShaym]

@TheAnimusification "Fred's New Dad". He linked it in the description.

[TheAnimusification]

@DrShaym Thank you. But now I feel like an idiot for not checking the description this time.

[JG501x]

This is fantastic. TJ deserves an Oscar.

[abarrathemaster]

coldy was found stab to the death the next day near TJ's house. muderer still unknown.

a strange this so happens indeed

[WIleyCubScout]

and then the cops knocked on the door...

[fywacia]

I nominate you TJ for a Grammy Award. And I also say fuck shockofgod in his crusty white christian asshole with the business end of some corrupt sadistic cops broken table lamp that he found in a New Orleans alley way while he was beating up a homeless person begging for change.

[Weeziixx]

bahaha at the hair dryer noise :L

[danin900]

whoa

looks even more disturbing this way!

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

Why do you look so attractive in this video?

[iFoamy]

@JustToCommentOnStuff I think it must be the fake blood splatter

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

@iFoamy Possibly.

[JoeyisDREADful]

@iFoamy Yup, blood splatter makes everything sexier. :P

[locallistener]

@JustToCommentOnStuff It's his eyes.. they're dilated.

[Shadajiah]

Meh.

[D3admaus]

Wow this was really really good!

[resman4]

why the fuck did i watch this?

[uglyguido]

his fred parody is seriously the best video he's ever done. Blew me away. I've watched it 11 times.

[0Toph]

........

[coburleson9406]

creepy rofl

[lip333]

TJ. You are a very tallented actor. Stop making stupid YT Videos and go to the big screen you fatass loser.

[mperry60]

Almost as good as a Fred video on iCarly....yeah.

[jordanjcm]

I like this guy. He is funny. He is 26. I am 43 and I look the same age as him. I really like him for that. I am hoping it is because I can pass for 26.

[lalilul3lo]

He's obviously auditioning for the next Christopher Nolan film.

[Xzafierk]

You know from the thumbnail the Knife looks a little like an Oscar.

[EatTinker]

It's your professionalism that I respect....

[gingerkid963]

lol disturbing.

[Nagneto]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[Homestar20845]

thE. flesH. oF. falleN. angelS.

[LiamYoshiLloyd]

Really good acting skills. Entertaining and quite sinister. Both versions of this are. I love how you turned a parody of Fred so dark. Great!

[Thatshortatheistguy]

Oh i love this video :D

[smartarse001]

Yep, pretty good acting there, fat man.

[danthefrst]

Some pretty decent acting TJ!

Would be nice seeing the final scene, -talking to the moon.

[altairx26]

Dexter Morgan + Fat = TheAmazingAtheist

[mistajames1926]

@altairx26 I <3 Dexter

[geoandbenji]

Can someone please explain?

[TheBallinStalin]

@geoandbenji are you subscribed to theamazingatheist channel? he did a parody of the youtuber "fred" and this is a scene from the video not sped up.

[geoandbenji]

@TheBallinStalin Yah I an and oh... I saw the video but i don't remember this scene... maybe i didn't finish it.

[KillKeymo]

I've coughed up scarier stuff than that . . . But I have seen alot of movies.

[heroesandcons09]

soooo fucking creepy.

[TheGuruAxle]

WOOP WOOOP

[AnEvilBastard]

Still weird.

[GrilledCheese2theMAX]

lol I hope someone takes this seriously.

[SweptOffTheAvenue]

lol wut xD



[DRUNKyoungMan]

you so grazy tj

[jordanlikesanime]

you ruined your shirt D:

[unhappy4life9]

"Violence is the fruit that grows here Blood red apple of my dying sky blue eyes I fucked my inner child I fucked my inner feelings I fucked myself to death With a branch from this Twisted family tree Violence is the fruit that grows here Violence is the cleansing agent, cleansing black My inner child Raped my inner pedophile This is not a banquet But the dinner plate Just smiled Violence is the fruit that grows here" Reminds me of your poem.

[SelectedHandfull]

This was painful to watch...... get it?

[Neebulosus]

outtakes please!

[L0stralian]

wtf are you smokeing tj this is crap

[Iggyandtheape]

wooooooooooooah. creepy.

[MarkQP]

lol

[drums4woodstock]

t.j wants a grammy

[MrCoolTre]

Dexter

[ABoffman]

Lol, TJ was so impressed with himself he uploaded the same shit twice.

[DanieleGiorgino]

@ABoffman

It is good.

[merjemke]

WTF 116 think it get's normal?

[najma50000]

wow

[MOPEDER01]

@MrAZOOZ1993 Lots of people are retarded, but don't realize it.

[ravebritt]

Only aspies rock back and forth like that.

[attackRus]

Hey I have that same knife I got it from IKEA =D

[fuck1929]

LOL

[MysteryGreenTea]

lol! Then The Cops Showed Up part two. :p

[616ShadowFox]

i thought it would be harder, thats what she said

[mathiaspaul1987]

the blood looks great

[DerrenBrown100]

I miss the old TJ

[chadd990]

Dear TJ, Does it bother you that people like, whats his face, the guy you were parodying in this video, will always be way more famous than you?

I hope not, because that guy is not so famous anymore, and wont be famous at all for long. Keep up the good work and I might mention you on my channel. I have like 15 subscribers, so look out for that addition to your fan base.

You can thank me later.

is his name ted, or tod? something along those lines.

[CWoodbridge]

@chadd990 His name is Terroja.

[VexonCross]

@CWoodbridge I believe he was being sarcastic, asking about Fred's name.

[chadd990]

@CWoodbridge

No, I meant fred, Fredrick, the has-been, kind of entertainer guy who speeds up his videos to make them sound funny, insert last name here.

[bluechipnl]

Some of your facial expressions resemble George W. Bush's...particularly those in the 0:28-0:39 range...

[bluechipnl]

Some of your facial expressions resemble Bush's...particular

[D0TperiodD0T]

how ironic is it that you felt rebirth after killing your mom?

[lusteraliaszero]

@D0TperiodD0T in thriller's, nothing is ironic. it's 'deep'

[Darkkat255]

Not gonna lie man, I reckon the higher speed did the speech more justice

[Porly62]

Peotry... :3

[GunShard]

TJ, your version of Fred is fucking awesome!

[Samphie7]

Gonna go watch the actual vid again, it's great. You can really see all the effort put in.

[iHateNumbersInNames9]

The murder speech was epic, I loves the little fucked up edits and things, It was a very good video. The only part that got me to raise an eyebrow was the bullet dodging, you are plenty target to miss hehe, where the cops storm troopers?

Once again, very good video, I found a lot of the dialog in line with what real killers have said, oh, and the tapping of the little toy when the sirens came, brilliant.

[Rautakello]

Carnival music.

[SirSandwichArtist]

this is fucking scary. Seems like some recreation of a cereal killers interview.

[espn1337]

@SirSandwichArtist hahahaha cereal killers?

[SirSandwichArtist]

@espn1337 haha oh shit, epic fail. Serial.

[bezumsteeltjuh]

the real video is very very very very very scary

[mrc560]

How did you do this with a straight face?? xD

[RaidenHeaven]

Cartman !!

[cxsss]

I kill cereal.

[TheLyingMustache]

I have the strangest boner.

[artigper1]

LAKU PIIPU!!

[AnotherMasterMind]

Somebody call Dexter.

[8bitmagic]

@AnotherMasterMind win

[Sn00kyCr00ksWorld]

Not bad. Im better. Lol

[BuecherFuerAlle]

hilarity.

[Jebusjoose]

Goosebumps

[Ioganstone]

*continues eating ice cream sandwich*

[ToniSkit]

search charles manson...that is creepy

[PSNBloodraid]

@ToniSkit Is there anyone out there who doesn't know who Charles Manson is..?

[ToniSkit]

@PSNBloodraid 1. probably. 2. im just saying if you think this is creepy...

[42f87d89]

@PSNBloodraid Me

[PSNBloodraid]

@42f87d89 So, which rock were you living under for the past few decades?

[BuddhaBot]

Hoho, Fred, you rapscallion.

[tkoillusion]

hahaha, still funny

[DixonRants]

I LOVE the Sonic shirt! :D

[guitarlord390]

Are you high?

[esotericagenda]

Your pupils look huge!

[gnomeater]

that's actually pretty solid acting. impressive!

[derek221122]

i'd like to see a version done a tiny bit lower and a slightly lower tone. that would be interesting...

[Skottrandom]

And The Oscar goes to.......

[PeeingRainbows]

LOL this is so cheesy!!! XD

[VxnRvn]

perfectly reasonable out of context..

[P4INKiller]

Have you thought about an acting career?

[BriansBannister]

It's pretty hard killing your first but it's even harder trying to get to sleep that night. They do get easier after that and, as with most things, repetition makes it become normal.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@BriansBannister agreed

[phumsquacken]

@BriansBannister O_O

[LelouchXLamperouge]

@BriansBannister You kidding? Its pretty easy killing your first. You must have been responsible for a long time and cared about "important" stuff before you did anything like this. When you're a person like me, referred to as psychotic, its not as difficult.

[mistajames1926]

@BriansBannister I slept like a baby my first time. Probably because she was a hooker and I had sex with her before I did it. Sex always makes me sleepy.

[MrFail029]

@BriansBannister yeah ok.

[ikwillet]

oookay, this creeped me out...well done!

[futuredeath]

penis.

[TheMessianicManic]

I like this way more than probably should.

[SSanf]

Something tells me that you and Monty could do fantastic collaborations. NWO Soldier meets psycho bitchman,.

[Slade366]

When you lick the knife it makes me cringe. ffff now I can't stop grimacing at the thought of my tongue getting cut FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[eyejab]

i love you tj

[devel715]

@RayWilliamJohnston trolllin

[Coffeeisnecessary]

*Unsubscribe*

[paulykid08]

@Coffeeisnecessary Really?

[raymondo900]

@RayWilliamJohnston Troll

[bwidger]

I don't get this act at all TJ....

[zandyman96]

That was freaky in normal speed

[Guitcad1]

TJ, you should totally be an actor. I just saw a stage performance of "Wait Until Dark" and the guy who played the psycho in that wasn't bad but you'd have mopped the floor with him in that role.

[miavaso]

I love how you looked up at the Moon and spoke to it. The ancient Moon Goddess Serbona (Semirimeth) would be proud.

[TheEmerald92]

GIVE THIS MAN A OSCAR...

...OR A CORPSE

[estemshorn]

this is so fucking creepy but awesome in the same way

[FreneticFacade]

You know, carnival music is the tune that pops into my head when anyone comes across as insane.

[Joeyg143]

(A) TRUTH

[LordHines420]

i almost killed my mother with a knife like that. actually two knives like that. but one was a bit longer and had grooves on it.

[counterclockwise123]

Have you heard about Bill s.978? It will make posting videos of video games on the internet illegal. I really hope it doesn't get passed.

[ABONESR]

that part really had me lolling so bad.. ..  props dude. .. freaking funny

[chaoskings35]

im wondering if its jello on that knife...........

[AtomicWaffle777]

I'm sure TJ is crying himself to sleep right now. -_-

[defiythelie]

I'm the mind master, with the speed to kill fast.

Put o n a plastic face and I'm god.

I'm psycho, sadistic, pill popping, dont give a shit, so crocked I could be the government.

WAIT what were you saying again?

[WHIREAS]

Great acting man, keep it up.

[mwllab]

Is there any behind the scenes of the original video?

[OdeToNecrophilia]

GOOD FOR YOU.

now cut off your nose, that useless little thing on your face.

[ScottishGoddess08]

TJ! Where do you come up with this stuff? You are so creative and passionate about your work- you inspire me every day!!

[AndrewMatt16]

I wonder if anybody would use this for an audition speech somewhere...

[sneegro]

What's the point of this?

[Nikolai7575]

You are so wonderfully fucked up.

[marilynknotborgir]

reminds of the crazy fat guy from full metal jacket

[TheAngryIntellectual]

@marilynknotborgir Gomer Pyle.

[ElegeantFencer]

This was my favorite part of your Fred parody video. Lol, good job TJ.

[OuTBreaKOfEviL2]

Athiest you suck now dude!!!! where is the anti religion? i dont wanna watch this garbage!

[TheAngryIntellectual]

@OuTBreaKOfEviL2 Why can't you spell atheist?

[OuTBreaKOfEviL2]

@TheAngryIntellectual so? maybe it was a typo. maybe i was typing really fast!

[TheAngryIntellectual]

@OuTBreaKOfEviL2 If it was a typo, then why are your linguistic skills as a whole bad?