Ask A Ninja - Question 1 "Ninja Mart Store"

[NSLM]

it's called a fucking Shozoku you idiot.

[MachooMania11]

superjeenius :)

[Dmiller7239]

What a crack head

[darkwrath888]

lol

[kibbles2140]

ok i was ganna turn this off

but then he brought up the ninja contract.

lol

[PsycoDragonable]

My notification is stereo heart and at 0:49 it started playing. The ninja said "...Is just MY HEART'S A STEREO IT BEATS FOR YOU SO LISTEN CLOSE." I was like wtf.

[tdhs2015]

221 people don't like ninjas

[tatsumakisempyukaku]

Who is your shogun?

[tatsumakisempyukaku]

WTF LOL

[ShinzuiUindo]

I use a dark shade of gray and it works pretty well.

[WJBardenV]

Ahh, the one that started it all lol

[jameslee0908]

let see you kill some one ur not a ninja im the real ninnja

[iSushi3000]

Dark blue is better for shadows than black

[02500l]

Thumbs up if you got here from wikipedia XD

[MichaelPolios]

@02500l wtf how am i on wikipedia

[LordofDorkness94]

220 People are Samurai.

[Algerianotracist]

is nigahiga your rival?

[witlessrogue58]

*stares at screen blankly*

Is...is that Will Arnett?

[iaadotlk1]

I want a ninja uniform.

[MultiDudes45]

im a little boy (not telling age) and what he said at the end makes me scared

[santa777777777777777]

luv the voice bro????????

[oleHABSole]

you noob! it's actually dark blue and not black.

[IEatCheese99]

I was five when this was uploaded (:

[gameroo713]

it looks like he is wearing a brown long sleeve shirt

[warbuffII]

this gay



[crounos2]

214 peopls are not ninjas

[GrubRising13]

I was 9 years old when this video was uploaded. :0

[Leemo707]

has anyone noticed ninja's have very hairy hands

[TheAries11]

you cant just walk down to your ninja-mart store.. something that doesnt exist and ask for a cool black uniform

[thecoolmex]

haha this is so great, so old school.

[danielle2317]

DO NINJAS HAVE PETS?????????!!!!!!!!

[Dp8563414430]

hi joe xD

[sirbee]

MOST EPIC LINE: "so no, there is not a ninja-mart store, unless by a 'ninja mart store' you mean that I have to fight down a DEMON DRAGON IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL, then yes then i suppose I go to that "STORE" but that's not a store that you will ever want to visit Matt..."

[AnomalousChopin]

It's a classic! look how far he's come. he's grown into a full-blown killing machine. It was only yesterday we were watching him strangle his first human =') they grow up so fast

[halfhollow]

old but golden

[Murfinplx]

Or if he made you a shirt, like a, ehh you know a custom made t-shirt that said joe the ninja or something like that. BY THE WAY MY NAME IS NOT JOE!

[Bositothesauci]

2011?



[gentlexxxTUNE]

hi jo



[Norikus1]

212 people met their death at one of the 4 trillion ways you can kill a man, each one in a different way.

[anderawesome]

Ohh and I forgot to menchan something I will make a video saying how I will fight other ninja

[anderawesome]

Well if I ninja and he ninja then must mean we must battle

[scorpionsay2010]

who is a ninja boobs!

[Kirushy007]

lol

[Daryn031]

This must be one of the oldest  ones there is .

[XxunholyXjusticeXx]

hilarious hahahahaha

[YourSilentSacrifice]

you have pretty ninja eyes =)

[jakewebb999]

im a fellow ninja thats all true all true he must be a ninja he's a real a ninja

[adambergen]

the "uniform" is called a gi (prounced gee)

[BananaShortsFilms]

@adambergen That's actually true.

[2112Addyboy]

i like ask a ninja aswell as the ask a scorpion and ask a sub-zero parody

[thetury55]

ure fucking gay! get a life! loser!....na!! i keed ure funny ass hell lol

[riverblaze1]

Your name isn't Joe it's Toby

[shinobikid14]

Wow before this was popular he was so chill but hey that cocaine for ya.

[GamersEdge196]

I look forward to killing you XD

[CuttlefishPi]

This was probably the worst ask a ninja but all the other ones are good.

[MurdocLC]

@CuttlefishPi And it's the first. XD

[AverageAnimators]

BTW my name is now Joe!

[FasterStrongerWKHS]

@Daniel. Silent but deadly

[Daniel54939]

How do I fart like a ninja?

[MyGalaxyPegasis]

I tought he will be more serious

[theanarchist4]

i know about 4 trillion ways to kill somebody rite know, lol too funny

[stephy480]

Co za asy

[delaheart]

im sick and tired of dis song !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[astronautturtle22]

Why can't alpacas rollerskate?

[PARRYSRULE1]

I'm having a hard time taking my eyes off the huge goose egg over ask a ninja's eye! What does a ninja call a goose egg on his eye?

[jonathanokoro35]

Somebodies been watching RayWilliamJohnson......Co Za Asy!

[dalpjezb]

holy sht watch the newest AANQ and see the difference

[TheAnimeZombie]

looks like 207people are going to be visted by a ninja

[TheThinkingHour]

He contradicted himself he said it wasn't a uniform and then said it's a uniform

[MissingnoTheGreat]

Not a real ninja. The only ONLY "real" black is the heart of a Gorgon.

[angelckk1]

@MissingnoTheGreat he said dragon ^^ no need to thank me to correct u ^^

[DaDaCaTac]

@ AltiasNom LOL ROFL...

RWJ is a genious

[gunslingerlovely]

Its a trust issue, we really don't trust anybody hahaha

[ultimatebatgirl]

hmmm im going 2 go ask my ninja master where he gets his cool black uniform. mines blue so thats not fair!!!

[thefamilyofsams]

YOUR NOT ASIAN GET OUT OF HERE

LOSER

[DragonKid562]

DEAR NINJA HOW WOULD U SKEET ON A GIRL? not a joke please answer this :(

[2CamelsAndaTinyCarXD]

@DragonKid562 he sneaks up on her cuz hes a ninja

[kyle4amile]

I can c y this is free on itunes....

[tylertoon2]

Hi I have been Killed by a dragon three times not a good experience

[jwilkers1]

he's not even trying anymore this blows now

[jokemas7er]

@jwilkers1 this is THE first episode after all

[JustifiedWaiting]

@jwilkers1 This is the first episode of the seasons.

[rosydonut]

He totally has Tom Cruise eyes.

[CarnalFearAZ]

dude that mask is just a tee shirt that is tied inside out lol

[Epic2010Ninja]

I MISS THE FUCKING THEME SONG

[Epic2010Ninja]

@Epic2010Ninja lol

[superboyag]

is chuck Norris a ninja

[Dragosh2000]

sati dau la muie ba

[BlackGlass29]

The only true black in the world is the heart of a dragon. which is where....I get the material for my uniform. lmfao

[etrinh00azn]

@BlackGlass29 i hate how ppl comment quotes of the video

[Inspiron2111]

201 people are indifferent to death race but hate the stupid commercial at the beginning

[Axelsrose]

This is so old O.O

[GatameOne]

@Axelsrose what does "O.O" mean?

[darkmandoom1]

@Axelsrose like your mom lol just kidding

[TheGuitarHeroHero]

This suck so hard. XD It goes out of focus, the Ninja chuckled. It didn't seem to be well rehearsed.

But despite all that, there is still several moments that you can see that make the Ask a Ninja videos so great.

Artist Evolution trope lives strong with Ask a Ninja.

[bRandomWithPickles]

Do you kill people who dislike your videos? If so, don't kill us! WE LIKE THEM!

[ASHAMMERY]

in this vid the Ninja man answer the question in slowly talking ..

[Taco99100]

ninjas rock

[MrXorHomer]

So is McGyver a ninja? Since he makes stuff outta random shit around him

[scottieman2]

What ever happen to this character?

[TemplarOfNight]

@scottieman2 Nothing, he is still making funny videos like always.

[scottieman2]

@TemplarOfNight thanks. so he dropped the character but still does videos?

[TemplarOfNight]

@scottieman2 Just click on his channel digitalfilmmaker and check the uploads section. Our ninja is alive and well.

[scottieman2]

@TemplarOfNight Ok, thanks. I was wondering what happened since he doesn't put it on here no more.

[JohnathanKnoxville]

Isaiah

[TheItseeker]

I shall poison you Joe!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[bloodgordge]

U find a flabricorn skin it and use the blood of a demon dragon to make your gui

[swordplayer456]

OMG!!!! A heart of a Dragon!

[nelsoncarmo26]

he babbles a bit at first, he gets a lot better on later videos. this guy is awesome.

[finnpegler]

Horrible humour. Can't see how anyone remotely normal could enjoy this.

[skarmory93]

@finnpegler

Dont like it? Thats fine, but let everyone else enjoy it. we all have our own views and opinions on comedy.

[finnpegler]

@skarmory93 fuck off

[redefn199]

@finnpegler You can't tell people what to like. Learn some tolerance.

[finnpegler]

@redefn199 Tolerate my FUCKING fist up your mothers HOLE

[redefn199]

@finnpegler hehe :)

[FrenchToastAwsome]

Thanks for your question. I look forward to killing you soon. XD

[theblazerish]

196 people couldn't get to the ninja mart store

[ThereGoesEveryone]

@theblazerish 196 people were killed by ninjas on their quest to find the ninja mart store

[JanxOrchard]

YOU ARE A TOOL.

[RuggedZach]

I'm going to Ninja you to death.

[matthewkol186]

Your nnja suit is not true black. True black would absorb all light, and yours reflects some. Plus, everyone knows true black comes from unicorn poop.

[we0wnsyou55]

How it all started... WOW

[dnicesse]

why iz diz ninja a old white guy?

[Jigsaw135]

FUCK ADVERTISEMENTS!!!!

[mcclurejc1987]

Haha. Man this is really old! You've gotten a lot better since you first started man :P

Although when I first saw this I thought it was hilarious.

[daver0006]

is this will arnett the ninja

[donotgettmeseriously]

your joe



[williamq19]

I get a cool black uniform when I need one XD

[wittekitte]

awesome

[kabeebeebee]

u mean tory..... yeah I know i'm a nerd.. ;)

[buddhafollower]

you have played in beetleborgs!

[jesus11c]

is ninja the guy from dirty jobs??

[HoratioSkullz]

@jesus11c i heard hes the young white guy from mythbusters

[DontLikeBandsIHate]

good old ninja, the new stuff is shit,

[Alvaris]

Its a good thing they axed this guy after 1 question. He's insanely boring compared to Ninja 2 and 3.

[petrus4]

@Alvaris I disagree. I think this is probably the best voice acting I've seen on this show, to be honest.

[TinyTanner]

HECK YEAH!!!!

[TinyTanner]

fuck yeah!!

[rileyroxbig1]

harry hands aaaahhhhhhh!!!

[PacTrevorMania]

imma a ninja look up my vid PacTrevorMania

[cyborg10barca]

HOW TO DISAPPEAR LIKE A NINJA????

[rakester9]

by 4 trillion do you mean poison 4 trillon different times?

[kibaronin]

194 people have been killed by ninjas

[bobbytmathew]

when i was a kid i used to think muslim women in hijabs were really ninjas

[Zachattack937]

@bobbytmathew OMG that funny rofl

[aishali11]

wat abt the english women dresses.

[aishali11]

wat abt the english women dresses

what you say?its cheap

[fenrirswolh3]

@bobbytmathew

XD

[DCdabest]

@bobbytmathew

how do you know we arent?

[RIAZ123ISLAM]

@bobbytmathew thats not nice

[GoodMan902]

@bobbytmathew

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[danielchen87]

@bobbytmathew how d'you know they ain't? ;)

[punjabiqt08]

@bobbytmathew - we are, obviously =]

[VuileTeef]

I'm so gonna coat a t-shirt in poison and ask a random guy to wear it

[Torijenova]

Vintage Ninja! 8D

[KaminoProductions]

Thanks for the question, I look forward to killing u soon...........

[gabrieow]

back than he spoke soooo much slower!

[sourpop1034]

haha tom cruise distressed eyes at 1:22

[andreastumpf96]

@sourpop1034  totaly tom curise got bord

[AlexanderLupus]

@sourpop1034 WHAT I JUST THOUGHT BEFORE READING YOUR COMMENT! XD

[01MLin]

@sourpop1034 ; oh shit haha!

[petrus4]

The voice acting at the end was probably the best I've ever heard him do. I was reminded of Shredder. ;)

[yodellikeamother]

Fiery, evil dragon= Ninja-Mart

[thepatrick0603]

u 191 dislikers better hide pretty damn fast cuz if not, the AAN Ninja is gonna come kill u... SOON!!!

[mikkygirl18]

hahahahahaah omg funny

[lilAngus55]

The 190 people that disliked this video were hunted and killed in 1 of the 4 trillion ways to kill a man.

[AwsomeMystery]

you said they are not black uniforms then you said ther are only 2 black uniforms. and now i'm gonna call you joe wait i should spell it "goe"

[PaulThePuppetier]

4 Trillion

[machinima669]

jeezus he used to talk soooooooooo slow.. hes like the opposite of what happend to Cleveland >.>

[purefuxingevil]

lol ur shirt is dark brown must have been a weak dragon

[twilightgirl4343]

accent??

[andrew44772]

Do ninjas feel pane. why or why not.