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  • I have no idea why i was so angry with your video's but now i realise how stupid i was, sorry

  • Wow...looking back to this...just wow. -_-

  • Your not a terrible player but you aren't the best either, your skills are decent you know the basics and everything. Just a few tips:

    - Don't melee someone when their shields are full streangth

    - When using a needle rifle or dmr once their shields are down aim for the head

    - Pace your shots when it will make your opponents shields drain faster

  • stop being so mean to him. i like a lot of commantarers but out of all of them behind blametruth hes my fav

  • after hearing this i would rob his house and shit in his gfs mouth. (if he has one)

  • I don't see what is wrong with this guy? At least he has the confidence to go and make vids on YouTube!! And IMO, he pretty good...

  • actually no fuck that ive got more, i just watched a video from machinima who slags off LHudson, Evan fellow comentators hate him please please please please just stop him from making these hes fucking terrible

  • @dve001 Whoa whoa...what?

  • Last comment, i hated this video sooooo much that i played it back with a pen and paper writing down all the shit thats wrong with it, i have clearly put more effort into my comments as he has in his stupid fucking video. DO NOT HELP HIM BE A BETTER COMMENTATOR EVERYBODY HATES HIM, SACK HIM.

  • thers more (stupid 500 word block)

    we dont care about:

    we have no interest in how you broke your mac book (very detailed)

    we do not care about your fetish over fellow comentators (or should i say PROPPER comentators) hynotic voices

    also at the end id like to point out this dude says "SADLY coming to the end of the video" lol

    and this is an obviously fake accent he talk with about 6 different accents throughout his video.

  • Machinima, your successful respected and professional. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS.

    First of all ill talk about how irrelevant this dude is

    we do not give a crap about the following:

    You not liking your first name and your cuzin working for macinima

    weather you like new Zealand or Australia and weather you would give them at least one more visit each

    we dont care about your 18th birthday or the fact you can buy alcohol

    why is he talking about the new saw film

    or how you got your xbox years ago

  • This guy got his contract out of a cereal box

  • Gresh222 dislikes every vid, this guy explains things nicely

  • Who the fuck is this spark dipshit fucknut?

  • 500th disliker :)

  • Now that reach has come out there's a ton of new gamers that are trying to keep up by posting loads of reach, almost every new reach commentator sucks at the game, and should try and get good at it before they start putting out these videos. I miss the people that actually know how to play this game, e.g. hutch dead pixel bwwaaa etc

  • and the spark pop up is funny too

  • Good vid

  • Wow. This guy has no technique at all. Why the fuck is he a commentator in machinima?

  • this guy is shiiiiiit

  • he is terrible, get ride of this kid machinima

  • I thought a machinima was a movie/show using video games. Not crappy gameplays.

  • If you were to stop talking about yourself, and actually talk about the video you're "commentating", your videos would exponentially better. We're not interested in how you got introduced to Halo, just the video we're watching. It took you almost 4 minutes to even mention anything related to the actual video, and even then you never actually talked about the video that was going on. Though this all isn't surprising, as 99.999% of all video's put out by Machinima are pure crap.

  • i use the recon layout also

  • wow you're really bad

  • Honestly.. You kind of sound Scotts. =/ but you're still kewl =)

  • who's spark? xD

  • lol toodals

  • it wont let me thumbs it down y ?

  • Noob

  • keep making videos. I feel good at reach when i watch these game plays.

  • I can honestly say that I have no idea what the purpose of this video was if not to aggravate the viewers. I want the 5:28 minutes I spent watching this video back.

  • wtf. you can drink when ur 18.

  • @mclaren08 in mexico you can bought alcohol if your 18+

  • @mclaren08 Legally buy it

  • I can't believe you used this game for Machinima... WTF! you seriously are a HORRIBLE player. and why the hell do you babble about so much BS that none of us care about?!?! GET OFF OF YOUTUBE PLEASE!!! you are a waste of time...

  • you fucking suck so fucking bad

  • dude you suck go fucking die

  • @SPARTAAMAN117 i second that motion :)

  • you kinda suck

  • "first video got more thumbs down than likes"

    *looks at rating*

    AWH SHIIIIIIIIIII ROFL

  • get rid of rocketrace? are you serious wow you would say that.gtfo machinima if u dont like rocketrace

  • I feel sorry for this guy because everyone hates him. I think the commentary was really good and any Halo gameplay is better than MW2.

  • you've got to learn to time your shots. the AR and NR are terrible if you're just holding down the trigger.

  • @noregrets92 Let me say that since the commentary I have learnt a LOT. I have a new weapon layout and am getting really into the DMR. NR, I don't lazilly hold it down

    -Hudson

  • only good thing about this is sparks comments

  • Seriously, what is this guy on about. Why is this video on here. His gameplay is terrible too.

  • lucky in america its 21 for booze -.- i say booze becuase im to lazy to spell alchahol...wait damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Michael00189 alcohol

  • machinima is accepting noobs now?? now my grandmother be on machinima :D 100 times better than this guy

  • What the hell? Why is this on here?

  • whut a noob

  • The only reason i countinue to watch this is because of Spark :D

  • you suck!!!!!

    you can't play halo at all!!!!!

  • If Ken Burton belongs on Machinima I guess this guy does too.

  • gay-ay-ay

  • Why is this gameplay on machinima?

  • I think I'd watch your videos just to watch you fail. It's so bad, its funny.

  • at 1:30 "im not a particular fang of my first name".

  • i regret to inform you but...your bad:(

  • spark has right

  • 1:45 in and im just thinking this guy sucks so hard.

  • Sparky sounds like a nice guy

  • this was very boring for me to watch lol i dont know how i watched it all

  • zhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfdxfdxfdxfd­xfdxfdxfdxfdxfdxfdxfdxfdxfdxfd

    oh wat? I just fell asleep

  • Nice voice cracks/ And you obviously are bad at this commentaries, stop doing it.

  • @mikhailkost Lol go post it on his channel not here

  • i guess this is a test of machinima or sth like that

  • ............... i could kik this guys ass and im not even "good" but i do have 462 assassinations *COUGH COUGH*

  • who the fuck is that spark? :s

  • wow chill out

  • OK well im bored of reach but are you kidding me. you had so many noobs fails that its peope like you that i love killing cause your so easy to kill and when the competetion comes my way your in front cause your to stupid to realise it. why did you even post this here.

  • This guy is a prime example of 90% of the gaming community - an average player. Machinima needs more average players.

  • BoRiNg....

  • Dude, i bet Master Chief from Arby n' the Chief is better than you

  • ahahaha, you're even worse than me!

  • Is this guy trolling lol.

  • Dude You played ok but not tht good for 5 or more years of halo commentry and spark wasnt good at all infact its S**T

  • Your a fan of the AR? Go home boy...for real....I hate noobs who spray me down because of this bullshit gun -.-'

  • that spark shit isnt funny

  • I´m sorry but maybe a other game would be fit better to you? Why would you upload bad gameplay either? Sorry but that´s not what i come to look at when i go on youtube.

  • This is bollocks.

  • Gameplay isn't that bad...he's a terrible comentator though.

  • i got to say you played alright for like a "noob" you could call it but you played way to overly agressive for that map free for all shooting the ar off your spawn at the first thing that moves also on the fact you are shootin acrost map with a in acurate gun also should of been rushing the dmr spawns insted of the guy that just killed you with the sword congrats on the win but i dont think you realy deserved it the way you played

  • u seem nice :)

  • u shouldnt have died in the beginning

  • These Ads Are To Powerful for the all and mighty F5

  • Errr. You aren't all that good in Halo, and I'm not sure if everyone really likes to hear your life story

  • Good to hear a fellow brit getting some sceen time on Mahinima.

  • You have a great voice for commentary, I liked it more when I thought u were an Aussie but it's ok :P Don't worry about the thumbs downs, you lost most of those kids when you said "I have a friend.." And then again when you started talking about legally buying drinks at 18..American's often get their panties in a bunch when they hear that as it's sill 21 here. Good luck and this's just a tip, u can make future epi's better by recording Epic muli-player and making commentary on that ;o) Cheers

  • I like reach layout

  • You suck at aiming, heres a tip calm down your fingers bro just chill while your alive and realease your rage when u die by pressing the right trigger after your dead as if u still shooting at the guy who killed you, believe me it works. Try this out and tell me how well it calms down your nerves lol. anyone can do it plz make sure u respond to this comment and lemme know ur progress.

  • Tejb is swedish YEAH :D

  • AR sucks bro. Use the pistol.

  • @Sabakryou AR dont suck lol, i get an average of 10-20 kills with it a match when i use it.

  • @sachxtrem

    compared to the pistol, it sucks. thats what i meant. the pistol kills in 4 shots, which is like 1.5 seconds. the AR takes a lot longer to kill.

  • YOOUR VIDS SUCK MONKEY BALLSACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Just one question - what is the point in these commentaries ? Machinma just post anything it seems.

    You will literally learn nothing from this video.

  • @DJWhizzkidd100 true, but hes trying his best tho

  • w00t seananners

  • "My favorite weapons are the shotty....and the AR..." WOW let me guess your close third and 4th are Hammer and Sword with shield freeze?

    The DMR is not suppose to feel like a BR...cause its the DMR...not the BR...

    Spark says: go die...

  • What is wrong with you all? He is a good commentator and i like him, the score doesn't make the video good, the commentator does.

  • people who play lots of mw2 and then quickly switch to halo reach should NOT make halo reach commentarys cause we dont want to watch people suck BALLS. i want people making commentarys who are experienced to halo!

  • lol i like spark haha

  • spark says: stop making gameplay commentarys

  • who cares about this shit and besides Germany is way better then Great britain.

  • This guy is sooooo bad.

  • u suck at this game lol

  • im 13 and i drink ? :L

  • i actually really enjoy this commentator, he is an average player and has a good sense of humour wth the spark says thing, :D

  • wtf .. people drink when they're 13. retard.

  • i liked it so fuck diggster

  • @reallyhardname200 actually ur mum obliged last night

  • fuck you're bad at everything.

  • Please can you talk about what's happening in the game? We don't know you, and don't care about your personal life. I thought the idea of commentaries was to talk about -the game-.

  • His voice is annoying to me...

  • I would buy it... Mainly for the Spark comments.

  • Criticism: Lackluster gameplay. Lackluster commentary about gameplay.

    Less focus on personal life, more focus on the game you're supposed to be talking about.

    Sorry Sir, but this does not deserve to be on Machinima.

  • all of you can shut the fuck up. hes probably getting use to halo reach or he is new. stupid nerdy fucks... play games for fun.

  • @blakerobertss He says "It doesn't feel like the BR"

    New my ass. I can play the game and I jumped in at Halo 3

  • i have saing the game sucks but....i think i wanna play it... maby........

  • A tip for you

    talk about what is happening in the video instead of alcohol hd pvr.....!!!

  • the comments is more than the video views!!!!!

  • Good try bro

  • You suck.

  • I'm 17 and I can buy alcohol, cigarettes, porn, you name it. Hell I can even go to bars

  • Fucking hell......

  • If this guy can get his gameplay on Machinima anyone can

  • lol rofl

  • And I thought I was bad! Shit I at least kill some people...

  • Change the title to

    "DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO"

  • Yeah 13 year olds don't know what alcohol. Holy shit dude you are cocky as fuck and you haven't earned it yet.

  • this guy is a tard why is this on machinima? can anyone just put any old video up of them failing with machinima and get views?

  • not my cup of pudding...

  • You're really not very good ...

  • slow down your dmr shots bro, way more accurate that way

  • im here to have no life not to have no life and here about your life

  • this guy sucks at playing halo reach he got so much fails in this game

  • @gore3241 yea he is prty shit ae

  • Lol 8:55 fail

  • Spark says: this guy has a gay accent

  • 7:22 - It's super effective!

  • @TheDiggster13 no its not

  • @luken551 u not seen Nin10doh then?

  • Less talking about random shit, more talking about the actual game. There is a reason people are hating your commentaries, they don't want to hear you ramble for 10 fucking minutes. This isn't a Vlog, which is what you are treating it like.

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  • @deepfriedyeti There are kinder ways to say you dislike a video, and in your case with your level of maturity, not saying anything would be advised.

  • Do you think we can get a comment with more likes than the vid!?!?!?!?!

  • sparks like that anoying paperclip from windows

  • The only good part of this video was the guilty spark....

  • do you live in hartlepool because i live in the northen side of england

  • i liked this one your pretty good

  • Thumbs up for spark!!!!

  • i don't think that's recon layout. Wouldn't it say press "rb" to pick up weapons?

  • @SaucyMcSaucer no recon is different. hold rb i default

  • What's with all the dumbshits and their bad game and bull commentary, you think one guy does it and 20 more idiots come out of the workshop with shit! Omg stay in your room and don't come back out. Stop fucking up machinima for the rest of us!

  • i liked it

  • why do you think that people would enjoy a video with both bad gameplay and commentary?

  • lol u fail at swords

  • 50 internets says his first name is leslie (internets of course being the hypothetical currency of the internet)

  • @EbonMaster None of what you said made any sense fyi. Might wanna get that checked out.

  • @DragonwindM translated for the less internet savy "50 bucks says his first name is lesle" there, happy?

  • @EbonMaster Ok, but you owe me 50 bucks now... but I won't keep it to you, take your time. PM me for payment details

  • @DragonwindM but I... but you...DAMMIT!!! I fall for that every fucking time!

  • @EbonMaster lol

  • Hes got so many REASONS for EVERYTHING! Should I care??

  • I muted the video and read Spark's comments.

  • Mother fuc-

    One guy has skull helmet, another commando, dude you are playing with some boosters

  • how r there 306 views and over 450 ratings?

  • Commentary isn't bad, but this gameplay is just sad.

  • his sensitivity is too high.

    also he sucks

    idk how someone gets this bad

  • spark says: Gie the new machinima commentator a chance

  • beat down king lol sorry homie your not good

  • Why are you guys talking shit you can't do better it wasn't great but but you guys are faggots and can't play halo at all.........187