Santa Claus - JibJab.com

[ahfT42]

I really miss the old jibjab



[christmas2akittykat]

Lol my ulcers flarin up my blood pressures gone high if I don't take vacation soon I'll keel over and die. OH! I like that elf.

[christmas2akittykat]

I think the elves got singing lessons from Justin beiber

[christmas2akittykat]

I can't remember the last time I got *laid* paid!

[AvPzReq]

i bet kids age of 8 watched it and went to their parents

[bopitnews]

I'm gonna give you 1 cent

[pkemonfan101]

.....umm santa, we really need the cash.

[Joe229222]

Wouldn't Santa get sued for coping toys from manufactures

[MrLalomr]

i cant remember when the

last time i have (SEX) pain



[MrLalomr]

i cant remember when the ñlast time i have (SEX) pain

[thejoeking97]

its the simpsons santa clause

[kittakattt]

he means laid? o.o

[MsTchook]

this guy makes me lauf lol

[MrERIC314]

I will give him $10000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000000000000.­00!!

[AzzahraKarin1106]

lol

[dergin38467]

0:58 lol

[GiuIMVU]

fits with the current recession -nods-

[dawgalova]

you know santa, if you ask for one dollar from everyone, you'd probaly be rich. its not much to ask.i mean like, one from each family in the world. you'd have like, 13,000,000,000 bucks

[Budalanakub]

@dawgalova where the fuck did you pull that number out

[dawgalova]

@Budalanakub so what if im exaggerating? im just saying he'd have alot of cash

[Budalanakub]

@dawgalova gold diggers would be all over his ass for sure :D

[dawgalova]

@Budalanakub omg its like u just turn evil then to good

[Budalanakub]

@dawgalova what can i say, i'm have a split personality :P

[harding3003]

@dawgalova it would actually be 2 billion(about)

[dawgalova]

@harding3003 he'd still be rich X)

[marioluigi321]

@dawgalova but the presents he gives arn't 1 dollar.

[dawgalova]

@marioluigi321 he gives the presents for free.

[marioluigi321]

@dawgalova i meant when he makes them the resources wont cost a dollar.

[dawgalova]

@marioluigi321 and i meant, he GIVES THEM FOR FREE

[samiball1000]

... if you sold cookies,santa, i would totaly buy all your cookies :D

[theocarinanoob]

erm is the tree up his you know///

[shaneinkster]

well. you aint geting my cash

[KarmarmyAlliance]

I cant remember the last time when i got.... O.O PAID.

[whoohoo576]

in the beginning i thought they were saying Allah for a sec XD

[TehAppleByte]

Sell the junk.

[bobterner]

NO I NEED THE CASH LOL

[radar1020]

0:36 all the elves are like 'derp' lol

[MegaAppless]

well hes peobably using the $ as bail for the many times he broke into someones house

[RoadKill1313]

Hey the animation got better! Still funny. XD

[jammiedman212]

i wood fly kick him if he came in my house and askt for cash

[igenther99]

why are the elves green??? lol

[godzillavkk]

So freakin funny, I wish the old guy luck in the future.

[HaveLucidDreamz]

lol mankind is apparently 1/3 muslim, 1/3 chrisitian, and 1/3 everyone else

[FamilyIgloo]

FamilyIgloo: Nice Videos

[megaman12521]

dont forget he has bunches of lawsuits such as copyrights, a kids grandma was run over, he was considered a childmolester, a fake, and the list goes on.

[Dracodeumonis]

You don't know that for sure now do you?

[inspectertaz]

..sell the cookies? :o

[Smiliesish]

@inspectertaz lol my brother said that too! :D

[inspectertaz]

@Smiliesish Lol. :P

[raythesecond]

The elves look like tortoises.

[dstebbin]

0:52

How can he afford the health care?

[CptMole]

@dstebbin

Barrack Obama come to save the day! XD

[fraur001]

@dstebbin good point

[secretk33per]

@dstebbin He's Canadian =P

[dstebbin]

He lives in the North Pole.

Canada won't give tax-paid health care to anyone but Canadian citizens.

[ion661]

and its sound like he hasnt get layed

[coppincopp]

so...now i know santa is not true xD

[kerpekenomas]

video ist gut und die tips auf FrauenMeister . com sind gut für kerle ^^

[CptMole]

I can't even remember the last time I got....PAID! XD

[ToonTownHuckleberry]

geez, so sad. u (the people saying this is racist and stuff) have to take some comedy thing, and turn it into racism. its just sad. But then again, almost EVERYTHING that happens in this world is sad.

[deadrabbit30]

the last time I got....... payed... :D XD

[Smiliesish]

@deadrabbit30 LOLZ

[SaleGuy]

@deadrabbit30 Santa should've gotten laid after that!

[duelingman]

LOL This is great

[running4fun77]

@lilstinkyDude3 actually there are many historians who talk about Jesus and Early Christians. Some of them where Romans historians or people who worked in the government, (they were actually very organized, efficient in making sure that the people in power knew what was going on.) You might not believe he was the savior of the world but he did exist.

[danielrosli]

This is the funniest video i've watched (this far)

[oiramldx]

why he yellow :<

[bahamutrunner]

he drinks too much and his liver is broken :D

[LilStinkyDude3]

jesus doesn't bloody exist, if you can give me complete proo,f go ahead, i'd like to see it.

[Vic7997]

oh no,and what if god its just the son of ANOTHER god and that god is not a god,what if hes a product of imagination of another god which lives in a place full of gods

WAAAAAAAAH!

[mike50333]

@Vic7997 ...How the heck do conversations get to this point all the time?

[Vic7997]

Remind me which one,i got so many i can't remember all.

[SIETETIZ]

i wonder who d fuck invented santa clause... n why does he hav to b white

[AcidRayn1]

cuz if youse ain't white, youse ain't right!

[TheLogan9000]

@AcidRayn1 and your racist

[TheLogan9000]

@SIETETIZ your racist

[JakeWithSocks]

@SIETETIZ way to raise the racial point just because you can, good job.

santa originated from st nick, a guy who loved the act of giving on christmas, and would put presents in children's stockings. (also where christmas stockings came from) it was than made into a character by coke i think when christmas started to become money based. and he doesnt have to be white, he just is white, thats like saying "well why cant super man be asian? he just simply isn't.

[CosmicSneakers]

Besides, the real St. Nick, that Santa was based on, he was white as well. I don't know why people have to pull a race thing...why is this person white, or black? Who cares, it's just a guy, it isn't the matter of colour of his skin, it's what he represents. Anyone who makes remarks on why someone is one colour and not another is just racist, cause they don't like the colour the person is currently shown as. Only exception....Jesus. He was actually dark skinned, not fair, like in pictures.

[tresdizz]

thats ok cause jesus is black

[flip1video2massacre3]

sell the elfs they have to be worth something. :)

[mariax22k]

The bills aint getting paid, i dont remember when, the last time i got... PAID

lmao!

[Danilko100]

Vacantion? he has only 1 working day every year, hard ,yesh, but only 1 day

[viewsview]

Let see u be the Santa 365 days/year.

It really burn a hole in your wallet.

[skater688mike]

@viewsview that would be hard only if he existed hmmmm

[bahamutrunner]

-_- I misunderstood what he meant. To me it seemed that he was saying that it was hard for the everyone else and he made them for everyone, and that it was easy to make them for muslims and christans. also, no need to be a jerk. I do know the real reason christmas is celebrated. Do you know why it is in december though? YOU probably do not.

[lisbethx3333]

hi , i kinda know, but can you explain it to me please i just turned a christian so yeah.

[KPACHNbIBLOOD]

Yule Tide or some pagan holiday was the original then the Pagan Roman Catholic church decided to take that and make it Christmas which is not biblicaly accurate. Jesus was most likely born in summer as Jews left their sheep out in the wilderness around passover and before the first rain.

[bahamutrunner]

The birth of Jesus would not have been in winter, closer to spring time due to the fact the shepherds were tending to their sheep at night, which they really only do in spring. They moved it to December 25th to go along with the winter solstice .

[JakeWithSocks]

@bahamutrunner you do realise he wasnt born in america right? its not the same season all over the world. no one knows the real birth date of the man named Jesus, but the date originated from a pagan holiday.

[bahamutrunner]

Yes I know it wasn't in america. And I do know about seasons. Also, the date thing, that you for correcting me on that. I was going by what a previous talk about the same topic said. Thank you for correcting me

[ToonTownHuckleberry]

and it was bahamutrunner i was talking to

[jamespatrick15]

he really tan for someone who lives in the poles

[bahamutrunner]

why would muslims celebrate christmas?

[racoonknux49]

its not not that third. its the Christians that celebrate

[ToonTownHuckleberry]

no, its the CHRISTIANS, not muslims!!!! geez can you read the chart. its in 3 equal parts. it doesnt take a math nerd to figure that out. and if u no the real reason christmas is celebrated, it should not be hard at all.

[monkeyonatable]

i left him a I O U 20 BUCKS

[Jeremycw1]

true, true

[athenamary123123]

i showed this to my baby cousin. he put a dollar and a letter for him under the tree. i happily took that dollar. :D

[DoctorPencilK]

athenamary, how do you sleep at night??

[blackberryboop]

How can they reposes the slay?? the horror...

[AndrewDeLong]

The real horror is that it's spelled sleigh.... Santa's Slay is a Bill Goldberg Movie. LOL!

[chaos280]

hahahahahahahah . gak3

[DJSpudtato]

0:46 lol

[CptMole]

There should be written at the end

"Donate to Santa now"

[Gr8Teaist]

Gee, I was kind of hoping he would bring ME some cash too. Oh well.

[magmaguy]

we would be 3....

[RoboTekno]

the elves, ftw :D

[candymountain3456]

LOL Good job!

[snakelam26]

May I have the lyrics of the song?

[HomoSubber]

You make great videos!

[forgotten1one]

well thats what you get for bein a GOOD person!

[chasingerrors1]

Cant even remember the last time i got .........................Paid rotflmao while fucking my chic. ha ha ha

[CynderFan259]

What did she say when you started laughing in the middle of banging her?

[donperm]

the last time i got ... paid :p

5/5

[theawesomestawesomer]

He rhymed "paid" with "paid"...

[SpartanRL999]

Wait they didnt do the mouth thing either, I dont like they non-talking ones...

[SpartanRL999]

This video is kind of sick...but hey it funny as hell, why do you just steal cash. Stupid Santa...

[Bilgot]

It sounds like "Nuckin' Futs"

[TheBeriault]

@Bilgot because its the same basic song melody.

[Wejer3]

that 'cause they both use the "Jingle Bells"-melody

[btbtram]

Can you guys provide the full lyrics ??

[justinbieberSTLfan3]

this is funny and interesting well jibjab vids are funny

[lumpmasta]

Its like a metaphor for the economy!

[simplemente1]

Roger that. xD

[LinksPartner]

This and "Drug for Me" are my favorite JibJab videos.

[animazing66]

thats kinda sick

[glancesherlock]

XD The animation in this is very similar to the illistratoins from the Are You Grumpy Santa? book.

[cottonceena]

Maybe Obumma can include you in his next stimulus package, Santa. On second thought, forget it. Only street welfare bums get his dough, you work for a living.

[wehavebiscuits]

At least Obama doesn't let religion interfere with politics. Not as much at least

[Mramineleroi]

lol

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[moni370]

im muslimphobic. i hate them they are retards.

[myfukingusernames]

im ortodox. i think you are a idiot

[moni370]

im orthodox too. yeah and i think islamics are idiots. they would know the own definition of how to make fun of themselves. Losers

[myfukingusernames]

you are not a real Ortodox.. the real Ortodox are not afraid from other religion

[moni370]

its ortho idiot, not orto

[myfukingusernames]

orthodox is english word.. the religion is not english.. we call it ORTODOKS.. this is the real word... stupid

[KingGekko]

Two things-the term is Islamiphobic, and your the retard.

[myfukingusernames]

nice answer

[G33KN3rd]

It also says on the lower right hand corner; JibJab is real cool xD

[G33KN3rd]

1:21 on the upper left hand corner it says URANANUS = Ur an Anus lol......

[ianmarkdizon]

haha!

[lalalalaaAa123]

OH my gosh i remember this! This was the first jibjab video i ever saw! Its cool how you guys brought it out of the vault.

[Stayontargetprod]

Nice.

[DmnBear81king]

Poor Santa want a cookie...

[WertherPinho]

I can't remember when, the last time i got.... paid XD

[adorkableperson]

ha ha santa i feel your pain....kinda....

[MissDedodakes]

I'm gonna leave him some Prozac.

[abracefacetwoeyes]

Haha, my sister said shes putting 15cents out for santa now.. lol

[ohan4]

HAHAHAHAHa

[spongebuddy009]

the elves looked sort of like zombies cuz they were green

[Artpop2008]

Excellent! VERY Original! And, Very Funny!

[Apicklefish]

u r stupid arent u?

[ejkz4789]

haha santa... i feel ur pain! XD

[nate1065]

lol that was funny

[legoman762005]

sigh, they are running out of songs to parody

[tx16horton]

this was one of the 1st things they made

[utsavman47]

I like the voices of the helpers

[conspiracy777]

Well ... he's obviously too big to fail .. maybe congress will help him out. After all ... they took all my money so I can't afford to leave him anything. sorry.

[crazygood80]

you are DUMB!!! LAMEST COMMENT ON YOUTUBE!!! Kingofdeedeedee111, stay off youtube for humanitys sake.

[XxnEr0xXxMaNexX]

Lol :D:D:D:D:D nice one :D

[puff3094]

He meant laid...

[Moonwisher13]

he only said paid again because he was about to say "the last time i got laid" but because of the kids watching i think he quickly caught himself and said paid again

[YourTeacherLE]

Santa, you don't need cash, you need to go on a diet!

Oh and the way lots of kids behave today, I'd get the old coal sack out if I were you, that will cut your overheads.

[JixMa]

@kingofdeedeedee111

Wow! What a stupid comment. And WTF does "ORly now." mean? Idiot.

[IconMatthew1]

this is the jib jab I know and like!

[Passengertrains4ever]

ROFL! Poor Santa...he's finally had enough!

[JixMa]

@raymondturk

Thanks, raymondturk.

[JixMa]

FUCK this Santa Claus! Who the fuck could like this asshole who bellyaches he's losing money?! Santa Claus, the REAL Santa Claus, is anti-money, anti-corporate, anti-doing things for the sake of profit. You guys at JibJab ought to be ashamed of yourselves! This was despicable! I don't see anything funny or amusing in painting Santa Claus as a corporatist! Fuck you JibJab! You make me sick! I usually like your parodies, but this was disgusting to me! 1 fucking star for this piece of shit video!

[kiolahm]

NERD RAGE!!!!! it's a fucking joke dude

[JixMa]

@kiolahm

The joke failed, dude.

[Acerbitas]

Angry poster is angry O_o

[JixMa]

@Acerbitas

And stupid poster is stupid O_o

[Acerbitas]

@JixMa

Sorry I didn't get your hilarity. I must be losing touch with the funny, or maybe I'm used to people on youtube being really that dumb.

[JixMa]

@Acerbitas

You are sorry. A sorry excuse for anyone with any wit. You should quit while you're ahead and just STFU.