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  • funny part on 00:40

  • I dont know in what world those are scrambled eggs, looks like an omlet to me

  • The music that stars at 03:51 is the same as in the WW2 Documetary "Battlefield" when the narrator is talking and descriping the action of some battles.

  • NO Y DNT U FUK UR OWN MAMA IN DE ASS!?

  • This was a triumph, I'm making a note here, "HUGE SUCCES"...

  • @stakalucard STILL ALIVE!!!!!!

  • It says FRIDGE on the door of the FRIDGE just in case this stupid fatass forgets it!

  • what is it with you and sex with girls practically half your age?

  • TOOK ME FOREVER-and I do mean forever in a strictly gamer sense, so like an hour or three, to get Jayden to take his pill instead (Because I was too paranoid he'd die and didn't even bother letting it go to the next scene) used my toes and my tongue and both hands and it was so complicated

    O_O MOST COMPLICATED PART IN THE GAME is Jayden + Pills on Hard

    C'mon it really shouldn't have been THAT difficult to take your meds!

    Still, this part is interesting o_o Jayden actually has a spine in yours!

  • mad jack just earned a spot on 1000 ways to die XD

  • Norman Jayden is not paid enough.

  • What happens if you give the unready eggs to Lauren?

  • HAHA!!! Lauren: "Is it alright if I take a shower?"

    You: "BY ALL MEANS!" lol, I love how insistent you are.

  • mad jack: WOW OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!!!!!!!!

  • why was there a gun in the glove box? it wasnt a taxi...

  • Jayden is the FU**ing Hero Man^^

  • damn i wanted to see the nigas body after it got crushed

  • Talk about the shittiest FBI agent of all time.

    "Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to this hella dangerous dude. Nah! It's all good, I'll go completely alone with my drug problem totally fucking my ass."

    What a douche. lol

  • no rice?

  • you acully cn burn the eggs

  • That is a big ass guy! I'm surprised Jayden is alive anyway! Haha!

  • That fight was awesome

  • The whole time I watched this video, I was screaming at my computer screen: "DAMMIT JAYDEN IF YOU DIE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!! Wait that was a fail threat XD"

  • yeeeah, moar shower scenes, plz! =)

  • Damn it all. It's 4 in the morning, and I'm watching a video game character make scrambled eggs. Time well spent.

  • 5:02 I laughed when Jack held Jayden like that :D

  • haha he didnt put any milk in his scrambled eggs

  • 1:31

    Centerstrain: Ohh shiit.

    Me: Ohshit.

    Jayden: Shit... not now...

  • THAT MUTHA FUCKA RUINED MAH SUIT

  • THEY'RE NOT DONE! XD

  • if you didnt drop your gun at 2:00 he would've gave himself up actuallyeven though he has an open chance to attack

  • 1:55 oh my gosh super fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mad Jack is fuckin' Mike Tyson!

  • skinny white guy v.s big black guy wow

  • 8:21 those eggs look bigger than eggs here in the Phil... O.o

  • @youriolav doesnt matter it's how you fight but sometimes being bigger gives you a upper hand :I

  • I would have tried to sneak in the shower too lol

  • I FELT IT WHEN MAD JACK KICKED THAT FBI BOY ON THE HEAD

  • i just realized something wheres laurens baby

  • i can actually HEAR the button mashing the dude was doing

  • Wow all of this my brother went through? YEEESH!

  • Anyone noticed Forrest Gump Theme on 06:18?

  • I got worried when Jayden was still in the car. I though he would of died! I know I would have. XD

  • I liked this because jayden survives :D

  • Shelby has origami magazines... Ehhh?

  • Jayden really has to stop using those glasses.

  • ya ask me, i think it's blake.

    somehow, the killer got in all nice and quiet like and what's his name trusted him (since he's 5-0) up until...

  • a crushing defeat, strain01... (pun intended) *winks*

  • why does jayden always end up with mud all over him? XDDDDDD

  • SO LONG MAD JACK THE FAT ASS

  • the people from call of duty should have came during the fight

  • Still Aliiiiive

  • @GuiOfRock216 you played portal stil alive, hah?

  • ahaha i just can drunk that and get him busted xD it as difficuld to get it ...pressing 6 or 7 button in the same time :o

  • man you are funny

  • gosh this games fights are based on who has the closest weapon

  • omg jaydans too gay to fyt !

  • Anyone notice that his laugh is similar to Sweet Tooth on Twisted Metal?

  • @Blackdimond8000 No not really

  • @Acapulco562 oh..well...I am not really a Playstation fan so I wouldn't know.

  • @SuperPhantom57 it is awesome....well i only played with the move controller because u need the other one with all the butttons so i had to use the control to move

  • isnt it odd that fat guy has a magazine on origami and a old typewriter?

  • How the fack can Jaiden beat this big mothafackaaaaah!!!???

  • "I know I have a nasty mind, but it's 2:00 in the fucking morning. I don't give a fuck."

    XD

  • Ari: Comment: Buff black people are tough to defeat. Nomnom out.

  • he call carter a twisted fuck, but scott kill little children

  • AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WIT THE FBI MUDAFUCKA!!!!

  • Lesson learn kids, dont do drugs or it will mess up yo dreams of being in the fbi... I mean dont join the fbi because you'll turn into a druggie :P

  • whayt the hell black eggs

  • GOD DAMNIT!!!! MY CHARACTER FUCKING DIED ON ME!!!

  • @MrKapman45 ooohh that's gotta suck.... im giving you a thumbs up

  • dude i had some huge problems loading up this video... fine for the others... but this sucked

  • 5:53 YES CMON YES UH NASTY!

  • 8:45 Its like playing cooking mama XD

  • his gonna make a scrambled eggs with sperm

  • What would happen if you didn't press Triangle in the begginning.

  • Mad jack: I'm startin to remember some things

    Center: Damn right

    LOL :D

  • Still aliiiiivvve

  • First when it looked like you died I was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOOOOOOO GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!" and then you got out and I was like 'oh OK cool'.

  • 6:05 look at all the blood its like grey fox from mgs

  • Jayden is the most badass mother fucker ever..

  • i don't see how its possible to block like that 5:27

  • WTF, who has ostrich eggs in the refrigerator.

  • Can anyone tell me the background music during the fist fight between Jack and Jayden?

  • I thought he was going to scramble the eggs. That's not how you scramble eggs...

  • In SR game play you

  • for a druggie who is getting the crap beat out of him by a guy twice his strength, Jayden had some damn good defense!!

  • Jayden deserved it. He was my least favorite character. :)

  • @CobyTheWebmaster

    jayden is my second favorite. He kicks ass. Has an awesome personality. Sounds cool. And hates blake which is a definate thumbs up for me. lol

  • No offence, but those eggs were shit. ^^ Haha, love your commentary though.

  • @funnykidyyz I would have thought that although he is a FBI Agent, he has been sent down to help the local police so would bit need to call for reinforcements and just like the other guy in the comments said, the police don't use earpieces! MY OPINION!!

  • the dude is like too powerful

  • i have a girl in my class that has also the name winter

  • it's racist that the only people who are actually committing crimes openly is a black guy and a mexican guy

  • why isn't jayden carrying an ear piece in case he needs reinforcements

  • @funnykidyyz cops don't wear earpieces in real life

  • @XxGameadickxX hes an fbi agent hes supposed to wear on

  • hmm. is it possible that shelby is the killer? he has origami magazines and maybe that typewriter is err.. dont remember the name of it, but the one that the letter was written with? just throwing it out there pals =)

  • @thapotatofromnorway Good job. a winner is you

  • @TheExperimentalFreak go fuck yourself in the ass hahahaha

  • Mad Jack looks like Shaquille O'Neal.

  • @tjk259 Mad Jack = Mad Shaq

  • Hooray for Jayden! Hoorah! And fucking Mad Jack ain't got the skills!

  • did you just see all the blood below the bulldozer at 06:00

  • hahahaha so true man i would try 2 go in that bathroom too

  • Shelby is: COOKING MAMA!

  • wouldnt have had to do all that if u could have just pressed O !

  • 1 word SUSPENSE!!!

  • Does someone knows the name of the music at 4:30 ??

    I don't know if it is exactly the song I'm thinking, maybe they just copied that part; it's a very famous "thriller" music, I remember hearing it as the main title for the game Nocturne, some years ago.

  • Did you sleep man

  • How rude of this big african amrican to kick FBI 's ass =(

    He looks like 50 Cent) I would've shoot him in the first place =)

  • the black guy look like 50 cent

  • the guy's death shows u to not wear baggy clothes x)

  • It could be the last part for him in many ways

  • did you realy fail press o cuz im not

  • Mortal Kombat: Heavy rain edition.

    Just 30$

    Quanity Limited!

  • man you dont know how to play

    jkjk

  • 2:39 ahahha jaydens face

  • he's like blade " i was born ready mother-fcker"

  • D: That entire fight looked so hopeless! I'm glad Jaden is ok!

  • the dramatic music during the fight reminds me of the music from south park in some way...

  • @supermansamuel I agree with milk and eggs, but i prefer a little salt, adds a little bit more flavor to the mix, but sometimes I'll even through in some sliced potatoes when I'm a little more hungry

  • it look like 50 cent.....

  • Oke i am still alive.......FUCK!!

  • Why are people going crazy about milk and eggs? The milk is optional, it makes the scrambled eggs fluffy... I add pepper and sometimes paprika to mine to darken and spice them up ^^

  • As a player who succeeded at getting Jayden to take his drug and then regretted it, I really enjoyed your video. Not only did I get to see what happens if you "fail", but your "oh shit!" comments were awesome. It was like vicariously playing it again for the first time. : )

  • And while you're dead i will be still alive....

  • @xboxmime Glados - Hey, you stole my line >:C you monster!

  • @xboxmime lol

  • I think Shelby is the killer. They make such a big deal about the typewriter, and there's an old typewriter out in the open on his desk.

  • wait.... you put milk in your scrambled eggs? what the fuck???? milk and eggs? what???!!!

  • @runescapedude110 beleive it or not, thats HOW you make scrambled eggs lol

  • "Popcorn Anyone...?"

  • @TheAttacker21 "Sure I'll have some."

  • "This was a thriumph; I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS; It's hard to overstate my satisfaction [...] But there's no sense crying over every mistake you just keep on trying till you run out of cake; when the science is done and you make a neat gun for the people who are STILL ALIVE [...]

    And believe me I am still alive..."

    --Portal : STILL ALIVE by Valve --

  • You add milk to your eggs!?! That's fucked up here in my country!

  • I love this game so much I finished it in three days :D

  • wth,are all the bad guys in this game out of their mind

  • Respond to this video... the biggest villian is always crushed by something xD

  • ooooh paco at the blue lagoon... looks like we have a connection here

  • I FCKN LOVE JAYDEN.

  • haha i like the back round music at 4:28 to 4:33

  • that big black dud deserbe that :D

  • lol 9:30 THEIR NOT DONE

  • i like how he take the eggs and try going into the shwoer LOL

  • still aliiice nice

  • I think the girl going with SHelby is the Killer. SHe seems manipulative, just like when she forced scott to pull over. And I also think she somehow killed the old guy at the clock shop since it seemed fishy when she was looking at the ballet tool.

  • You... don´t seriously turn on to that whore, do you? I mean... she´s a polygonal character. And not a good looking one.

  • jayden is a ninja!!

  • What will happen if you just leave the egg while cooking, will the cooker start to burn?

  • WTF with the music at 4:30? This is a junkyard brawl not the Ewok March!

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  • you can burn the eggs

  • @TheShowDog23 i accidentally cooked em raw the first time

  • Why does he giggle like that?

  • wow you get to make scrambled eggs? my god imagine if they remade heavy rain for PS4

  • jayden ownz

  • no its not!

  • id cook her up while shes under the shower

  • that nigger killed me man

  • @ElectricGuitar666X well maybe u suck at this game

  • @CutterWing Well maybe I do, but theres also the possibility you suck at life.

  • @ElectricGuitar666X ahhh why that maybe be a SLIGHT possibilty, you may suck at getting along with other races, which means you, my dear boy, suck at your social life

  • that big black dude is a nutter!

  • @TheExperimentalFreak duuuhh ;)

  • He'll definitely cook up the 'eggs' ;)

  • Me: OH! Yes! He's going for the blue shit! Now I don't have to watch him-

    *Misses circle*

    Me:..... DAMMIT!

  • LOL he actually walk jelby to the shower ROFL and the fucking eggs arent even scrambled!

  • How the hell did he make a pancake outta two eggs?

  • "Well, obviously they're not done yet......THEY'RE NOT DONE!" LMFAO.

  • its nice to see 50 cent in a game worth mentioning

  • Shelby has only 1 plate, 1 knife and 1 fork !

  • PUT PORTAL REFERENCE HERE