Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
hahaha, well if for some reason you were watching Seven while this was on and you have yet to finish the movie and you don't quite understand that reference.... spoiler alert!
these vids are comic gold, dude, seriously. I'm not even from the tri-state area but the college references are still pretty applicable to NE. keep it coming!!
"open box of condoms so she knows i've been practicing" "a tape measurer, too bad it doesnt measure orgasms" "(holds up hair dryer) a laser tag gun"........fucking priceless
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Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
YouTube Search: James Zapfel Poetry.
JamesZapfelPoetry 1 day ago
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Dom vs STATE PATTYS DAY!!!! it would be so perfect, i cant wait for it this weekend!!!
nicky41090 3 days ago
dom mazzetti vs. how i met your mother
breyess7 3 days ago
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thumbs up if ur watching this on valentines day
pnhartigan22 1 week ago
ooh dom mazzetti vs. twins!
frankiexheroxisxlove 1 week ago
Ayyy You know what it is, Domazzeti Domezzeti....
rosecur1 1 week ago 2
"really meaningful gift basket" LOLOLOL
MiCKi914 1 week ago
your boy fly first class, you fly like the purse...coach haha
Duffield81791 1 week ago
Dom mazzetti vs. how i met your mother
mayorparty 1 week ago 5
Girls love things that fit into things..its a sexual analogy lol
DaPrince44C 1 week ago 2
...like a roach lol
amwilson0501 2 weeks ago
so impressed by that rap man.
GeraldineVxx 3 weeks ago
hahaha the last line.
mikeneilfilms 3 weeks ago
tape measure, too bad it doesn't measure orgasms
LoganShaneGray2 3 weeks ago
this dude sounds like a dirty bugz bunny! XD
thatonedude1775 3 weeks ago
Is that shirt a Metalocaylpse reference?
StewyG 4 weeks ago
@StewyG I highly doubt it.
OV32LO2D 3 weeks ago
this might be the best one.
Nivana4life 1 month ago
This guy needs to be president.
mrjbone719 1 month ago
thoroughly enjoyed that one. well done sir
mglenwright09 1 month ago
hahhahahaahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dawnifersbody 1 month ago
A laser tag gun
peteymac51 1 month ago
hahaha, well if for some reason you were watching Seven while this was on and you have yet to finish the movie and you don't quite understand that reference.... spoiler alert!
EHP93 1 month ago
u fly like a purse, coach LOL
TrueDefinitionn 1 month ago
Haha blazer tag gun
XxisitjustenoughxX 2 months ago
girls love spontanaity. lol classic
mtndewlover24 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
who are the 5 ppl in the world who dislike this video ???
TheMeathead95 2 months ago
always stayin crispy!
SeanofZeus 2 months ago
"A tape measurer... too bad it doesn't measure orgasms.." LMAO this guy is a genius
DaDides 3 months ago 4
something that belongs to her... her lazer tag gun
themrbogue 3 months ago
press 8 for KAHLOOAH.
8u77355 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti 2
ZZ thats my dick
TheVirchow 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
dom vs potheads
bmxlessthen3 3 months ago 7
you fly like a purse. COACH
mich91909 4 months ago
Kahlua! lol
misterbonfire 5 months ago
gimmie that becki hahaha
13LAXca 5 months ago
@13LAXca hahahah i was waiting for him to say that
MrLiveforlife2010 4 months ago
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Dom Mazzetti vs. Lil B
its a must... believe me... you want to do it... we want you to do it
Lil B the Basedgod wants you to do it.
thanks Dom!
MrDBrock89 5 months ago
Lmao @ 1:42
Fraydorable 5 months ago
Scent of a woman...... TITS WHOO AHH
EDAW8 5 months ago
"uh huh, Dom Mazzetti, Dom Mazzetti, Dom Mazzetti"
LazyAmericanpage 5 months ago
Woohoo Manhattan College ;)
1016gabby 6 months ago
KAHLUA!
ThreeOnAmeathook 6 months ago 2
A laser tag gun - its a blowdryer!!1 hahahaha
OEsEben 6 months ago
something that belongs to her, her laser tag gun
titsburgfeelers1 6 months ago
Creatine ? Oh god, thats why i never did it.
DigitalCakeXI 7 months ago
Too funny.
thescousetakeover 7 months ago
"No way, I got her a really meaningful gift basket." *shakes open a plastic bag*
TheBBoy87 7 months ago
"i introduced myself while you were passed out" <--- hahaha hes so funny!
xGamerBaby 7 months ago
I've changed since then i've matured but i'm still the same Dom...lol
Knuckledragger80 8 months ago
Funny, I think I used that laser tag gun to dry my hair once!
alexandruhhhhx 8 months ago in playlist Dom Mazzetti
3 people wished they got Dom's valentine day's letter
LILraveen 8 months ago
0:15, would you like to hear it?
GBPackers604 8 months ago
KAHLUA
gymnastbg1 8 months ago
Seven. 'Cause if she ever leaves me, I'll cut her head off and put it in a box.
gracem1015 9 months ago 134
Dom Mazzetti vs. Emos
hakkujin 10 months ago 2
her laser tag gun
alex1090 10 months ago 206
back door action lol
tonymlg91 10 months ago
"Seven, cus if she ever leaves me, I'll cut her head off, and put it in a box." hahahahaahha
TheDomepeice 10 months ago 5
Her laser tag gun
jamonathin 10 months ago
KAHLUA!! haha
mysteryman5521 10 months ago
we survive it all...cockroach
ruskayakrasa 10 months ago
D.O.M- Deadmau5, Ovaltine, Muay thai.
silica180 10 months ago 2
can't wait for the sick remix some producer is gonna make off these vocal samples!
jonesey903 10 months ago
Is that something you'd like to get into?........yes
michaeltwaraksa 10 months ago
...Homerun. :P
MrRxBerg 10 months ago
Manhattan College track house hahahahahahahaha
Kayla7492 11 months ago
bloomin onion is at outback not tgi fridays lol
ItsOvechkin 11 months ago
@ItsOvechkin chilis
bboysm123 11 months ago
@bboysm123 outback
ItsOvechkin 10 months ago
@ItsOvechkin Outback does not have a copyright on blooming onions, they have been around for quite a while and a lot of restaurants serve them. >.>
Cancrizans 10 months ago
A LAZER TAG GUN LMFAO
sagwitchicken 11 months ago
KAHLUA!
BabylonBoyce 11 months ago 2
whats in it for you dom? BACK DOOR ACTION
mulnz8817 11 months ago 2
i like that laser tag gun
FSU307 11 months ago
i now regret not going to manhattan.. actually 32k a year fuck that
tuc52798 11 months ago
@tuc52798 regret not going to MC? don't.
dexterman 10 months ago
@dexterman i was gonna try to lax for them but i couldnt afford it so i went to temple. me gusta
tuc52798 10 months ago
manhattan college... track house!
NYYanksx27 11 months ago 4
Dom Mazzetti vs. Spring Break
Islesmetsjets5510 11 months ago 3
Also, I wrote you a filthy rap. Here's a couple bars I'm gonna spit on you.
TheSavageRasta 11 months ago 2
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we survive it all - like a roach. LMFAO.
nyparislagirl 11 months ago
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nyparislagirl 11 months ago
Girls like spontaneity. And anything that can fit into a basket.
levihambrick 11 months ago
uhh huhh you know what it is dom mazzetti! LOL
AznVi3tBoi 11 months ago
Toki Wartooth quote on the shirt!
TrillionGrams 11 months ago
Homerun, ahahahahaaa
ruslanio 11 months ago
mAnhattan colllege<3
mrsstephaniie 1 year ago 4
There's a kid on my wrestling team called Clint who is basically the same.
kinzaibrahim 1 year ago
genius.
megashot1 1 year ago
her laser tag gun lol
ButtersNumber11 1 year ago 4
@ButtersNumber11 lmao yeah that was one of my favs
bobelly39 11 months ago
KAHLUA!
reyzormusik 1 year ago 4
lmao
our love survives anything like a roach
terrerinick 1 year ago
is that something you'd like to get into? yes.
7LAIL 1 year ago
what is the ending song in all of them
LittIeCarl 1 year ago
what is the ending song in sll of them
LittIeCarl 1 year ago
@DJ40ozable bro y dont u shut the fuck up, (boom roasted)
stxlax776 1 year ago
teach me how to dommazetti
biggfilmsx 1 year ago
A Laser Tag Gun.
ShawnBodybuilding 1 year ago
"What's in it for you Dom? Back door action."
NYCGarbagePrince 1 year ago 5
KAHULA!!!!
RastafraiX 1 year ago
As your reading this, in your silk blouse, imagine me,
oiled up, sweating, erect Lol
SICKNASTY3434 1 year ago
1:06 - 1:21 .. lawlsss
nikkinickk 1 year ago
Dom Mazzetti vs Lady Gaga
vladhooligan 1 year ago
i have something that measures orgasms...it's what you think it is
chickenpun 1 year ago
i hate goats
thinkjesus 1 year ago
Oh wowee!
WeirdFro 1 year ago
not as good as drunk girls, but good job dom its hard to put out bangers every week
r1ct4 1 year ago
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r1ct4 1 year ago
something that belongs to her... laser tag gun
ligsar153 1 year ago 3
"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a frickin'... such a tiny little head!"
VentuSora 1 year ago
how can you dislike this!
Myles48 1 year ago
KAHHLUAA
cosheezy1 1 year ago
Unn HUnn You know what it is Dom Mazzetti Dom Mazzetti Dom Mazzetti Dom Mazzetti
LOL
superstar629 1 year ago
Manhattan College!!
Slashur 1 year ago
rofl good work my god thats funny
life2dre 1 year ago
Dom Mazzetti vs. Living at Home
Chathamsfinest24 1 year ago
Dom Mazzetti vs. Frats
mattsullivan37 1 year ago 2
WTF???
TheIkawatay 1 year ago
he has a tiny head
ZoundByte 1 year ago 3
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how small is his head?
ZoundByte 1 year ago
A laser tag gun.
BarackSays 1 year ago 4
these vids are comic gold, dude, seriously. I'm not even from the tri-state area but the college references are still pretty applicable to NE. keep it coming!!
hackinosa 1 year ago
MANHATTAN COLLEGE FTW!!!
YankeeManiac242 1 year ago 2
Spoiler alert
ev1hmr 1 year ago
I have to say that I replay the ending a few times just to listen to the music.
yellowsnow54321 1 year ago 3
ya boy fly first class, you fly like the purse. COACH.
skimer104 1 year ago
Dom Mazzetti vs. Mustaches
BohNdGina 1 year ago
Back door action!
jesusxking 1 year ago
TOO BAD IT DOESNT MEASURE ORGASMS
awwsheeet 1 year ago 2
It's a sexual analogy.
ziggystardustJR 1 year ago
You rule, Dom Mazzetti
TastyBusiness 1 year ago
The facial expression transition at 1:20 ..... hilarious
ShawnBodybuilding 1 year ago
Ill never forget the day we met, when I introduced myself while you were passed out. Manhattan college, crackhouse.
havesomeric3 1 year ago
@havesomeric3 TRACK HAUS MA NIGGA
Tassbass 1 year ago
@havesomeric3 Trackhouse**
sdrams45 1 year ago
@sdrams45 Nah chill, its the TRACK HAUS.
#lockitup
domadeusep1 1 year ago
that's probably the best looking laser tag gun i've ever seen!
dashjoedash 1 year ago
you guys fucking rock you have no idea how much i look forward to these videos whenever they come out keep it up dom and gian
sistij 1 year ago 4
"open box of condoms so she knows i've been practicing" "a tape measurer, too bad it doesnt measure orgasms" "(holds up hair dryer) a laser tag gun"........fucking priceless
mattsullivan37 1 year ago
girls love things that fit into things, its a sexual analogy
mattsullivan37 1 year ago
half prize apps that's dinner my way OH WOWEE!!
j0eb0xerr 1 year ago
Dom Mazzetti vs. Justin Bieber?
Anight7mareX 1 year ago 177
You are hilarious
NickDeschamps 1 year ago
Dom Mazzetti Dom Mazzetti Dom Mazzetti Dom Mazzetti
dkeezy07 1 year ago 87
third
mhahn44 1 year ago
hahaha these always crack me up. Keep makin' them guys.
drummer265 1 year ago
second.
HA110CK 1 year ago
first
NickDeschamps 1 year ago