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  • BLUFFERS GUIDE TO POKEMON

  • 5:50 slapping invisible children lolololol

  • 3:34 the fuck was that

  • DEATH TO ALL* LOADING SCREENS!

    *except if there are boobs.

  • DBZ loading screens?

  • F1 Games!

  • I personally really enjoyed the loading cut scenes in Driver: San Francisco. Not only did they keep you up to date on the story in an excellent television-like manner, but they were also extremely detailed.

  • LOL I love his Ass Creed stuff!

  • 5:50 did he say asscreed

  • you should actually do menu screens

  • Or resident evil

  • Do a guide on mortal kombat or devil may cry series

  • The college in Skyrim is a loading screen nightmare. I regret moving all my stuff there :(

  • xD Ass Creed?

  • Please do bluffers guide to Resident Evil.

    Resi 6 was just announced and there is a plethora of past Resident evil titles.

    I would really love to know the story so far

    Thanks

  • Gran Turismo always has ridiculous loading times!

    Speaking of which - a suggestion for a future episode: racing games?

  • Duke Nukem: Forever Loading... worst load times in recent history!

  • You lost me at 5.50 ASS CREED, otherwise an interesting video.

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  • I did like how the sims used had just stuff made up that it was loading, at least it new that loading screens where a pain.

  • lmfao reticulating splines!

  • okami has the awesome paws loading screen ,,,i fucking missed it <3

  • anybody have to sit through the first crash bandicoot's loading screen? damn terrorists hope there happy....

  • NO, I DON:T CARE ABOUT THE SHITTY AMAZING RACE GAME!!!!!!

  • Bluffer's Guide: Noobs

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  • These might be the best thing about Gamespot right now. At least 2 guaranteed lol's per episode, by my count.

  • kick a fuckin'dog ...

  • Ass Creed. huhu huhu

  • i have an idea for the next bluffer's guide : games are for fun or for serious business

  • Dear God the Commadore 64. Think i still have mine.

  • Play on PC and your loading times will be quite short, even shorter if you have an SSD, although those are very expensive imo.

    I remember playing HP Chamber of Secrets on PC and the loading times were super long (or maybe it was also the PC I used).

    Nowadays I get long loading times with Red Dead Redemption (PS3) >_> or Uncharted (about the latter: when you load a save file from the main menu).

  • No loading screens in my N64 games. Except for Quake.

  • Good old catridge days...

  • That's why I want an SSD!

  • gamecube was not having loading problem

  • Awesome video... Keep original content like this coming.

  • the most annoying game is dead rising! loading takes for ever !

  • Great video!

  • Great ending! For some reason I actually wasn't expecting that...

  • THIS IS AN AWESOME SERIES!

  • Nintendo ever had any loading now that I think about it

  • Sonic 06 has one of the WORST Loading Screens of ALL TIME!

  • Well I guess Battlelog loading "screen" is an interesting idea. Something new. And it does better that I expected.

  • Very good idea, but you have done too much "loading" things yourself...too many filler minutes, less content.

  • more!

  • worst loading screens: Sims 2 or Sonic the Hedgehog 2006......

  • the worst loading screens are ones you have to wait around forever without anything going on. Games good and bad alike have this issue, as it was a problem in games like Morrowind for the xbox as well as more recent games like Duke Nukem Forever.

  • The only loading screen I find really funny is the Dragon Ball Z Games. They really entertain you while getting ready to fight

  • i remember the dragonball z budokai tenkachi had a game where you destroy blocks with yamcha.

  • What about the interactive dragonball minigames!

  • interactive loading is good !

  • OMG I just noticed something... Uncharted 3, when playing story mode, it loads the game all at once, so for a few seconds, I sincerely forgot what the loading screen looked like...

  • ''According to...'' BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGG ''but we do spend a lot of time...'' BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFEEEEE­EEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIINGGGGGGG

  • lol! Nice guide Danny! Keep it up, we would like to watch more Bluffer's Guide!

  • the longest loading time is in dead rising

    it takes about 1 minute to load another room or area :(

  • sciencemologists? 0:00

  • buy a good pc. (fallout 3 areas load in literally 1 second if you have a good GPU)

  • dude shave your hair!

  • This was great :D

  • ass creed :D

  • These are great! I really enjoy them. Gamespot rules :)

  • The amiga was great ;)

  • After playing today's console, one day i decided to go old school and pop in my ps1. I was so amazed that the loading was like 2 seconds each.

  • BLUFFER's GUIDE FTW! Looking forward to this show! Keep it up gamespot! Well Done!

  • Did give raise to the awesome loader music for Sanxion and various Ocean games :D

  • sonic the hedgehog -_- load after everything mother of god

  • suggestions you asked for future guides:

    1. bored of sequels (or not)

    2. is sony trying to build up strong "first party franchises" (little big planet, uncharted)? the importance of it for nintendo over the years.

    3. nonsense in videogames (like... catherine)

    4. casual x hardcore: does that really exist?

    5. too easy, too hard: games are supposed to be challenging or fun?

    6. videogames controllers

    7. videogames peripherals

    8. great games that failed to sale (like, okami)

    really great video.

  • @ioquot hey you know that sony branched off of nintendo :3

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  • GOD, I remember being stuck in the loading screen loop of Halo3 the first time I ever turned it on.

  • GTA IV FT (loading) W

  • I'll always prefer cartridges, I hate loading screens, no matter how interactive they are.

  • Here's the solution to loading screens, cartridges... (plays SSF43D) Never mind.

  • Who would of thought that watching a video about loading screens would be so interesting. Kudos to GameSpot.

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  • I don't think anyone else has done a feature on this subject before. Very original and interesting. Good job! Worth a sub, favorite, and a like.

  • jackie: kick a f*cking dog.

  • These are the best videos on Gamespot

  • kick a fucking dog

  • This was really interesting to watch, I liked it!

  • im so glad i un subbed IGN and subbed you guys. i think you guys understand the concept of quality over quantity which IGN does not understand at all. Even though you guys post a lot of vids as well i achually find my self watching them and not just clicking on them to get em out of my sub box. that and you guys post cool stuff like this which reminds me of GamerSpawn. the only thing your missing is the EPIC VOICE and anyone who is subbed to GamerSpawn knows exactly what im talking about!

  • @XDPunisher I have a question: What exactly have IGN done for everyone to hate them so much? Just curious.

  • @Markunator i dont like them because they post a shit load of videos every day and i might watch 2 or 3 of them. and because youtube is so retarded i cant just hit an x button on the vid i have to click on the vid to get it out of my sub section. iv read all kinds of comments on there videos of people who hate them as well but thats just my reason.

  • this was simply amazing and hilarious

  • i quit playing my ps3 because of all the "updates" and loading screens

  • bluffers guide to remakes. like the ps3 remakes that have move and 3d, the MGS one that is essentially untouched and the nintendo ones that add features like the sheikah stone in ocarina of time 3d.

  • Sonic 06.

    You can actually finish Green Hill Zone on Sonic 1 before it has loaded 1 level in Sonic 06.

  • Dragon Ball Z games have always fun little minigames in the loading screens. Like Raging Blast 2 has those button pressing stuff and Ultimate Tenkaichi has those capsules you shoot.

  • what is the song at 4:17 called?

  • @doubleea John OO Fleming - Tripletstep. Maybe in xchange you can tell me what is the song that starts at 2:36 ??

  • one game had an ad on the loading screan

  • nice vid

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  • Please dont kick dogs, dogs are nice

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  • I alway do the same on killzone

  • buy an ssd and save your minutes for something else

  • I installed GT5 and then my PS3 got the flashing light of death. 100% of my time on GT5 was spent installing it.

  • WAIT! I GOTTA PUT IN MY OTHER DISC TO SEE THE ENDING!

  • Disc swapping was the reason most Amiga owners owned several external floppy drives (I have 3 myself). Still, the point that is missed with the Amiga was that it had graphics that were several years ahead of anything the other platforms were capable of. The disc swaps were worth the wait.

  • it's pronounced N.E.S not NES

  • Animated bar charts, AW YEAH!

  • Bluffer's Guide to Bluffer's Guides.

  • 4:57 hehe "boobie things.." >_<

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  • If you really read all the coments, in the next episode say this:

    "My name is uga-buga, me live in interwebs. Give me a tuna fish to do sweat love in the dark, uga-buga loves gay fish"

  • @Sincrol hahaha, I can't promise anything dude. Might stick it in at the end :P

  • @dannyodwyer SAY IT AND I WILL LOVE YOU!

  • nice video

  • Please do a guide for mortal kombat or devil may cry

  • this was really interesting

  • awesome video. keep it up. (no, seriously, I really watched it all and I really liked it, in case you were wondering)

  • @ 5:51 no, Assassins creed wasn't the first to interactive loading screens. The Dragon ball Z budokai series on the ps2 were the first to actually allow gamers interact while it loaded.

  • Very well made!

  • ...mmmmmmm...booobiees thiiings...

  • it would be good to see a bluffers guide of Playstation and Xbox Exclusives or a bluffers guide to Far Cry. videos are awesome keep it up

  • I love the ones in The Darkness, but that's because I like the story, STALKER Clear Sky has the most annoying loading screens since even though the game requires the DVD to be in the drive as you play, it doesn't constantly spin, so when you get to the loading screen, you have to wait for it to spin up, its painful, luckily if you have the DD version, like on STEAM, its a non issue.

  • Get a gaming PC with a SSD Loading screens = like 1second

  • Loading Comment Please Wait

  • Play PC, Low loads(less than 10 secs) for every game.

  • Loading screens? Bitch Please. PC

  • Yeahhhhhhhhh........ KICK A FUCKING DOG!!!!!

  • Bluffers Guide to Blue Screens...

  • /watch?v=ZQ8NhxD0-Ek

    best loading screen ever

  • Loading comment... Reticulating splines...

    "HURRY UUUP!"

  • SPLINTER CELL CONVECTIONS!!! MOVIES TELLING THE STORY WHILE LOADING = NO LOADING!!!!!! YOU CAN PLAY THE WHOLE GAME WITHOUT SEEING ONE MOMENT OF INTERRUPTION!! BEST LOADING EVER!!

  • @alexYT91

    EXCEPT!

    For when you died.

    That was a real pain playing on the hardest difficulty.

  • @alexYT91 mirrors edge did the same

  • This video was a waste of time. I didn't learn anything new.

  • I recently played pure and that game is horrable cuz it just loads loads and loads

  • Bluffers guide to menu screens. lol do ittt

  • Awesome video GS. Looking forward to more of these

  • This is my first time watching these videos and that was actually really interesting 2 watch and quite funny! I didn't even notice it was like 8 minutes!:P

  • lol Floppy Disks those were days ....

  • cartridges

  • Bluffer's guide on Batman games, now when Gotham city imposters isnt too far away

  • PS2 Tekken V Loading Game FTW!

  • GT5 LOL

  • Metroid Prime 3's loading screens was when Samus flew to another planet or when the door stalks for like 5 seconds !

  • buy a better pc and you dont have to look at any loading screen ;)

  • good vid

  • great content, better than anything on the movies right now.

  • This was absolutely fantastic. This is the first video I've seen of yours.

  • Reminds me of screenwipe =S

    

  • lol slapping invisible children, btw now that ive watched this my life is empty for games ;(

  • Best original thing gamespot has imo.

  • put big ass ram 6 tb in stop loading reel big as hd 7 tb or ssd

  • you left the most important thing: you can see from the loading screen if the game is just a "game" or something more.

    heavy rain or uncharted are actual masterpieces - and classy screens.

    almost every other game has ugly "loading" screens or whatever

  • Menu Screens

  • great video about loading screens!!

  • There was a game I played a little while ago that had a loading screen where you could paint & draw on the screen, I thought it was pretty entertaining lol, can't remember the game though...

  • I blissfully remember the Tomb Raider loading times :D

  • These are great, keep them up!

  • Mehh... Just buy a SSD. :P

  • Garrys Mod loading, you missed that one.

  • How did he know i zoomed in on the tits...

  • this was fantastic!

  • pats of oblivion were good but a lot of gameflow was lost due to shitty loading screens with quotes from books and crappy ass pictures

  • Personally, I loved the loading screens in Okami after you discovered that what at first seemed like an inane interactive screen actually granted you in-game rewards in the form of Demon Fangs. I think that's what loading screens should be. If the player wants, they can tune out and let the game load, or they can try and earn a small in-game reward every time they come across one.

  • GTAIV's was appalling.

    Why?

    Because it gave NO indication whatsoever that is WAS a loading screen. This isn't usually an issue, except for the first time the person plays the game and they don't know this.

    The first time you play GTAIV you're presented with a menu screen with various options, one of which is "Play". You hit that then are given 10 minutes of concept art and music. Makes you think it's a trailer that's gotten stuck in repeat.

  • Dragon Ball Z Games have the Best Loading Screens because of the Mini Games.

  • Reticulating Splines nice

  • ''Buffering  Irish Accent'' That made my day!!

  • I really like these videos, always entertaining and informative! Moooore!

  • this guy's good

  • Buy SSD :D simple as this

  • Bluffer's Guide: Sandbox games.

  • oh yeah, I remember playing monkey island on my amiga .. it had 12 disks :D

  • what's the song that begins at 4:17 called?

  • Could you create a Bluffer's Guide to cheats or easter eggs or something like that?

    Thx