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  • @BlackTurtle82

    =| don't u people have a sense of humor O_o !!

  • Oh this is just too great! Just had my mom, brother, and bro's gf listen to it.. had us all busting up. Shocked my Mom found it funny!! Great stuff. Thanks for uploading this! (Even better, my brother is talking to his gf like this right now and she's getting mad, hahahahah)

  • @PiiinkAddiction That is awesome!!! Glad to hear your family enjoyed it! I know I have listened to it many times for a good laugh. Thanks for the great comment lol.

  • @SympathMan u still with her?

  • LMFAO ... Thumps up if u did that to ur GF while playin call of duty :D

  • @devilicious151 You mean that POS game? Who would give up an amazing gf for a shit game?

  • @devilicious151 People like you don't even deserve a GF :U.

  • CMON THE GIRL NEEDS SEXUAL DESIRES!!!!!!!!!

  • I remember this, i got a call about 30 seconds after this recording was taken :P

  • - You're being a jerk

    > No I'm not

    - Yes you are

    > Negative.

    lol

  • She definitely called up another guy for sex as soon as she hung up. Either that or it was his sister....

  • this is awesome.

  • Fuck what a legend!

  • this is fake.... riiight? O.o

    please, someone say this is fake!!

  • stafoo

  • shes easy as fuck....if she dont get it from him shes gonna get fucked from somebody else, hes better off

  • man just let her suck your dick while you play CS....thats killing two birds with one stone

  • @15551cue

    lol

  • negative wahahahahhaa

  • Dude i need this girls number...

  • And other people cant get laid.... this guy is a discrase.

  • has anyone ever thought that he might be dating a REALLY ugly girl

  • STFU....stfu!!

  • Is that you talking to your gf ?

  • he's pro tho, the more he turns her down the more she wants him.

  • ok.. umm that girl sounds FUUUUUCKING HOT!

    I'd fuck her... and u can play CSS

  • LOL Girl: I'm so horny Guy : I dont care... jesus is he gay ? xD

  • Unless his a pro gamer making money out of CSS, i do NOT understand the guy's behaviour. Me myself i' would go over he place and tend to her needs.

  • @kalimul This was made during CS version 1.5 or 1.3 not source.. Its like 5-8 years old

  •  lol

  • this is actually so funny, everytime i hear it, i laugh.

  • @equalizer47 Glad you like it! I laugh every time I get a comment on this vid, reminds me about it haha.

  • OMFG HAHAHA 

  • Nah, id rather ride your dick

    No

  • First off the guy and the girl are the biggest dorks in the world. The guy is an idiot for not going over to see his gf and do her.

  • loser? this guy is a badass

  • zzz staged funnay ftl.

  • this is so fake lmao

  • ...a guy turning down a chick? SHE's demanding sex from HIM?! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAAAAAD?!

  • @b1gbird001 Pretty outrageous huh!?

  • @b1gbird001 not all men think with there balls u know?...

  • WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!!

  • wTf !!!!??? AND I GOTTA BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY!!!!!

  • OMG, this gotta be fake. Not that it IS fake, but please omg who passes up a chick ASKING FOR IT?? Dumbass!

  • lol

  • "k well...ima e-thug."

    lmao

  • NEGATIVE!!! lol

  • This kid is a weirdo. Also he is a dork upon dorks. Not even funny. WOW what a fag.

  • LMFAO BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@!

  • Lol are you still with this girl?

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  • Actually they do alex.

  • Mine would dump me right there and then if i talked to her like that lmao.

  • THIS MAN IS GOD

  • is, is this live or staged? nah...can't be live? or is it!?!?!?! o_O

  • I believe it is live. :)

  • @SympathMan it's real, it's real old though. I heard it in 2003 i think for the first time.

  • ha geek

  • LoL so epic "Roflcopter" lol

  • Holy shit that was pretty fking funny

  • im gonna hang up on you

    STAFUUUUUUUUUUU

  • haha reminds me of my boyfriend and i.... css is awesome but holy shit! get off the f**kn comp and do something with us!

  • 0.o dont get css is not the life well i play cs too but god you have to be whit your girlfriend O.o

  • HAHA Love This Guy :D But A Dumbass xD Gf: Well i gotta go. Guy: Whatever. Gf: Lenny? Guy: What? Gf: why are you being a jerk? Guy: Im Not Gf: Yes You Are Guy: Negative Haha xD
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  • dude yur a dumbass....get some pussy.

  • GO FUK your girl MAN. Your clan will be fine with that.

  • @TKDyeh vote down this statement he CSS>GF

  • IM HORNY LOL ROFL LMAO

  • ya u are nope ya u r negative

  • stafuuu :D

    hahahah

  • This is Hil-fucking-arious

  • lololololol all u retards thinking the guy is actulay like this nad not doing it for a joke

  • THIS DUDE IS D-U-M-B

  • this guy is a complete fag

  • youre either a complete fag or she's ugly as shit

  • if he can't handle her i would :)

  • Careface,yeah careface. no careface xD

  • aw poor girl

  • LOL E ATHELETE LMAO!!!

  • i'm really horny xP

  • OWNED LMFAO!!!!!!! GREAT JOB

  • i think this is fake i mean how to record?

  • cellphone / skype? u living in the 18 century?

  • i have sexuall needings

    CareFace

    Hilarius xD

  • dude take your computer go to her house let her ride your dick while u play are you gay?

  • Girl: "your being a jerk"

    Guy: "Negative"

    lmaooo

  • lawl

  • sex>counter strike

  • wtf is this girl with him for lol. I imagine he isnt now though haha.

  • is he gay?

  • LMAO,

    "You're being a jerk"

    "negative"

  • I would never have the balls to do that to my girl she'd leave me.

  • Its like my Story xD !

  • this would never happen cuz video game nerds wont get a girlfriend in the first place hes just fucking lucky

  • i gtg

    im horney

    i gtg

    im horney

    i gtg

    im horney

    shut up

    horn...

    shut up!

    lol xD --'

  • omg I would have played css while doing her =]

    cuz thats how cool I am

  • Lol yeah huh? Good thinking.

  • css fails

  • only in the roflcopter haha xD

  • Wow.

  • OMG sex> to anything WTF is this guy doing the girl is basically asking for it jesus christ man where's your man hood at?

  • You obviously don't get it.

  • Cause gamers think something bigger other than their dicks unlike people like you fucker.

  • gamers aren't people?

  • youre like 12 right?

  • tony your like 5 right?

  • haha shit it happened to me

  • haha lmfao

  • So old. =S

  • lol how can CS even compare to sex? lol

  • I guess it has its ways. o.O

  • this... video... is... AWESOME OMG LOL ITS FCKIN AMAZING MAHAHAHAHA LOLLLLL

  • Woot! Glad you think so!  Haha.

  • lol I had a scenario like that but I was on Metal Gear Online. Far superior online fighting lol

  • lol during the tournaments

  • omg dude........ addicted...

  • omg i laughed howl 5mins xD soo funny

  • Haha yeah that is awesome.

  • what a stupid boy...

  • this dude is awesome.

  • Lol yeah, thanks.  :D

  • if that is a real girl he is idot...dont care if shes fugly...better horny fugly than vg.....well......in most cases

  • who was phone?

  • Sorry, I don't know the name.

  • Her: errrr!! i hate you

    Him: No u don't!!

    Her: I know......

    wow this is so random but hilarious lol

  • LAWL smoothh lawl

  • Hehe.

  • ol Her: your being a jerk Him: no im not being a jerk Her: you are Him: Im not Her: you are too

    Him: nop Her: yeah you are Him: negative hahaha xD

  • LOllll

  • lmao....thats totally me and my boyfriend on the phone....hahahaha

  • Lol nice! :P

  • ''i'm hoorny..''

    ''No.''

    HAHA xD

  • You fail so badly.

  • lmao lmao lmao! my name is vinny too lmao!

    and i play counterstrike too!

    man thats funny!

  • Nice, so this one means something to you? Haha.

  • lol yeah, almost like som1 recided me lol! joke, im defo showing my gf this lol

  • That would be funny! Tell me how it went. :D

  • hahaha, back in the days my gf usta go mad at me for playing css instead of seeing her(even tho i see her everyday :P) and there was a few times i'd say i hav a match and shed go mad and say all the shit the girl in the video would say(exept for the im horny bit :P)

    ah but shes great now, doesnt give a shit if i play(after i beat her a few times *joke*)!

    thats what hppened lol

  • dude my gf gets pissed of at me for not going on msn and talking to her and going on cs 1.6 lol you know the best thing to do. have two comps lmao

  • "I GOT A MATCH TONIGHT"

    Lmao. Fucking nerd.

  • Haha, no joke huh?

  • That nerd's so lucky to have a gf that wants to fuck him that bad.

    He should play CS & be alone forever x]

  • Lol it sure sounds like he wants to be alone. Poor guy has NO idea. :P

  • lol, yep. D:

    & she's a slut.

    >_>

  • Nah guys dont always wanna get laid... I know it sounds odd guys but its true This has happened me to . I use to play WoW and my girl use to call everytime she wanted to get tapped and I was just not in the mood to leave my game for it since I get it all the time :/ not trying to sound like a player but he wants to fucking play GOSH! lol I make my gf mad its funny haha

  • Lol yeah, I guess it can be reality.  Whichever way you look at this video, it still is really funny. :D

  • lol sounds so fake,,,,

    wii??

    you get tapped all the time?

    tf...he's prolly just making his girl more horny...

    so when the time comes she'll fuck him hardasshek

  • hahaha

  • LOL this can't be real??

  • Too good to be true huh? If it isn't real, they did an amazing job! O.O

    I think it is though. :)

  • Guess she's just desperate. If that were my boyfriend.. well, that guy could never be my boyfriend. Whatta bitch lol.

  • No kidding lol. It would be fun to do something like that, but I would call back and say it was a joke and all. Then ask if we could still "make up." :p

  • Yeah lol, I guess it would be fun, but don't do it on a girl who has options and can date a lot of other guys, cause she won't make up lol.

  • "I g2g"

    "I'm really horny"

    "I g2g"

    "I'm horny"

    "What do you want me to do about it?"

    "Come over"

    funny :D

  • Haha, heck yeah!

  • he's not a cunt hes probly lan dodging some fat slut he rooted in town while he was PISSED lawlskizz

  • "I hate you"

    "No you don't"

    hahaa

  • him- you dont have anything for my needs.her- what!? FOR COUNTERSTRIKE? please vinny its counterstrike.him- if you got a problem with it you can take it up with caresurf LOLO WTF. but i agree if his girl needs to get fuckd so bad id help her out

  • Lol yeah no joke huh? By the way, it is Care-Serv, as in Care Service. Just so you can understand it better. :D

  • lol "CAREFACE"

  • he is gay...

  • =))

  • lol Her: your being a jerk Him: no im not being a jerk Her: you are Him: Im not Her: you are too

    Him: nop Her: yeah you are Him: negative hahaha xD

  • seems fake but funny

  • haha stuuh foo = STFU iv always used that...

  • Come over please! "CAREFACE!"

  • lol this was funny

  • "you are jerk!!"

    .."..Negative.."

  • wow if this is real

    this is fuckin hilarious

    I'm so horny

    so

    I got a scrim

  • lol, i love the word roflcopter

  • stuhfoo! wtf? :D

  • what is a stufoo

  • Lol, it is "STFU." "Shut the F**k Up."