Jack's back! - Torchwood - BBC science fiction

[0551E80Y]

thats the name of an american dad episode

[Silverlight6369]

1 question I always have.. where did that women find out about Torchwood, the "secret" orginization.

[Gracealma1]

Love this scene!! Love torchwood!!



[PaLLeTTeZ]

Fave moment is were jack shoots the fish and ianto just looks at his gun like wtf??

[pIRATEdAVE128]

This is back when Torchwood was good. Nothing like the shit it's become in this day and age. Sorry, this miracle day and age

[wiezyczkowata]

3:28 Ianto is such a BAMF!! 

[elean103]

shame jacks gay

[NavinRJohnson]

Love this intro. DAMN JACK IS HOT!

[Peacepuppy5]

"excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?"

*Lady points*

*calm voice* "Thank you."

*drives off*

Blood torchwood.... LOLOL

[pitabread12]

best entrance ever! love ya jack

[bylandsschool64]

jack said, hi kids did you miss me, didn't m. jackson say that?

[BonnieTheVampireGirl]

scheiß quali

[DancingInTheRain73]

"Hey kids. Dija miss me?" *SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE SQUEAL JUMP*

[BowTiesRCool]

*CUE TITLES*

badada BA BA

doodoodoodoodoodoo

[Dalek115]

Bloody Torchwood

[1funnybloke]

If Blowfish got shot how come he appeared in the same outfit and look in the Doctor Who episode The Pandorica Opens

[Jamieplanetx]

@1funnybloke Not sure you are able to comprehend the concept of time travel.

[surfer53]

I always get mixed up between the Irish and the Welsh accents. I think Father Ted is Irish. It's all Celtic I guess.

[animals4eva]

i half expected jack to say hey kids, did you miss daddy!

[rhysdegnan]

how dull is the fish you shot her, i shoot you, you lose

[EvgeniRadevCOPR]

A short Science Fiction Drama, inspired by several Television shows: 'ESPERIA' -> watch?v=S31k2yki83o&hd=1

[chinagrrl]

AWESOME!!!!!

But how did Blowfish know so much about the team? Was he one of Jack's enemies from the past??? Excellent opening for the season!

[DJsaxby16]

@chinagrrl Jack's first assignment was catching one of the blowfish people, but one agent shot and killed it and maybe the speices has hard feelings because of it.

[DylanFan1115]

Just Brilliant! Just awesome!

[goldielocks513]

yea Captain Jack, we missed you



[halokid2010]

its funny cause once the blow fish get shot ianto is very puzzled and looks at the gun with confusion LOL

[crazyvicki18]

:-O y is the granny shocked about the fish but not about torchwood lol

[TheLaurencecooper]

trop marrant !!

[jamesthered123]

at the end lanto should say any up for fish and chips :)

[mysticalwind72]

Hilarious

[nathanjcole]

If the kids are out at midnight, they deserve it. lol!

[TorchwoodMegan]

Hhaha

"Owen dont!*

Just gets out the car ignoring Gwen haha

[pgjr00]

Pretty easy to kill a fish, it would go nice with chips!

[phantomhacker90]

least he obeys road regulations

[GBgaming94]

No, Suzi just was taking up a place... Gwen took up the free place when it was available... Owen took up Suzi's possition... If you watch the final episodes of series 1, the last two I think it is, Owen says that he's second in command...

[JamesLucas94]

BLOWFISH!!! :')

[0LYRAWILL0]

"This fish is wired" ahaha.

"All I'm saying is you are speeding and there are children."

"Well if there were kids around at midnight, they had it coming" ahaha

[0LYRAWILL0]

isn't Gwen second in command?!

[GBgaming94]

No, it was Suzi in second command and Owen in third... Suzi obviously died making Owen second in command...

[martha368]

"when is it?"

"how the hell am i s'posed to know..i just say its my bday when i want presents..DUHH"

xDDDD

[twilightnotthebook]

have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?

lol

[CrazyGood88]

owen is absolute awesomeness!!!!

omg i stood and pumped my arms in the air thinking ianto had shot him!!! lol!

-then he turns around and there is Jack...me personally i was hoping it was ianto that had pulled the trigger lol! though i was happy to see Jack!--kiss him fiercely then punch him just as hard for leaving! lol

[Traininghopper]

He looks better as the Face Of Boe.

He's trying to be J. T. Kirk on a Doctor Who show. Dickhead.

[doris0006]

BANG BANG *blows gun* lol

[garfield1268]

how old is jack

[doris0006]

REALLY old but john barrowman(the actor) is only 39.. and it suntlook it does itand gareth david-lloyd (ianto) is ONLY 28

[garfield1268]

wow ur right actually he dont look it

[doris0006]

i know!!!! so thats john barrowman.. what about jack harkness.. the doctor is 903/904 (i wunder when his bday is??)

[garfield1268]

not a clue the doctor is worse than jack lol

[doris0006]

lol

"HAPPY 900 AND SOMETHING BIRTHDAY"

"My Timelord sense is tingling!"

"you what"

"i need a pee"

"but i got u a cake..."

...

"... its not my birthday"

"when is it?"

"how the hell am i s'posed to know..i just say its my bday when i want presents..DUHH"

[CJ7023]

when was that?

[kingdomlisa]

Bloody Torchwood always makes me laugh

[carlsbergla257]

LOVE CAPTIAN JACK SOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! torchwood is amazing!!!! xx

[chezziebabes95]

"excuse me, have you seen a blow fish driving a sports car?"

*Womsn points"

"Thank you"

*drive off*

"Bloody Torchwood" HAHA

[candymandy224]

@chezziebabes95 I love that in so many ways! That made my day....

[chezziebabes95]

@candymandy224 haha it STILL makes me laugh.. I didnt know i had top comment.. woo!:D

[candymandy224]

@chezziebabes95 I know, right? It just never stops being funny. Haha, I'm always doing that :p Congrats, I guess...? :)

[Lexiechicklovesyou]

Hey kids do you miss me ...

lol

[xxDalekBreadxx]

LMFAO at the old woman, if only living in Cardiff was really like that... Love Tosh and Ianto's reactions when Gwen screams blowfish XD

[TorchwoodBase]

what is the music used in 1:54

[humankitten]

lmao at bloody torchwood and kids have got it coming

[therancor676]

bloody torchwood rofl

[IWorshipLadySovereig]

see if he came bak like that i would kiss him and then slap him :D

[23HeartoftheTARDIS10]

And then scream at him

[fenrir721]

lmao at the beginning

[pwinsessemm2k7]

Episode?

[devil220077]

its called kiss kiss bang bang its first episode in season 2

[SuperGstudio]

becuse he want to see why he came back to life and can the doctor fix him . by the way lol

[SPOLIERZ]

were did jack go in the first place???

[EKObinx]

LOL!!!

"all im saying is that you're speeding and there are children!"

"well if kids are out at midnight they've got it coming."

XD

[VortexOfTime2]

ha ha that was the best intro scene for series 2 :)

[ifilluwivlead]

h ah old grannys just normal like shes seen it all before

"Bloody Torchwood"!! lol rofl

[04024jordon]

have you seen a blowfish driving a sportcar?

[Soundtrackfreak10]

lol...best car chase in any film/tv series merely coz they're chasing a blowfish

[KellyLu159]

"Hey Kids, D'ya miss me?"

Love that line! Makes me laugh everytime i hear it,

one of the best lines ever!

Love Torchwood!

Captain Jack is the best!!!

[iminthedoctorstardis]

excuse me have you seen a blow fish driving a sports car?-bloody torchwood

[aammyy100]

I agree with Emilysmily123xxx - that quote is the best of the series!

[LUCIDity2009]

Cant wait for the next season and it's funny to watch the film-making as I used to live in Cardiff.... *giggles*

[Emilysmily123xxx]

"hey kids did you miss me" :D he makes me laugh and smile

[Kerriangel]

it'd be nice to live in cardiff.

"Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?"

[naturaldecay]

I always think the blowfish is gonna run her over - 0:28

[salman12322]

`craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac­k

[HyperHanyoGal780]

I love the old lady!

"Bloody Torchwood!"

XDDD

[cooro987]

"All I'm saying is your speeding and there are children"

"Well if theres kids out after midnight they've got it comeing."

Best intro to an episode. XD

[Kerriangel]

Owens pure awesome in this bit!!!!

[RaindropsOnRoses113]

NO!!! I LOVE OWEN!!

[HyperHanyoGal780]

well, he dead, but....

not dead.

Its kinda hard to explain... =\

Watch # 32 in this playlist, it'll explain better then i can! xD

[HyperHanyoGal780]

well, he's dead, but....

not dead.

Its kinda hard to explain... =\

Watch # 32 in this playlist, it'll explain better then i can! xD

[doris0006]

uuurm here goes..

jack used the glove of ressurection on owen but somehow owen lived past the maximum 2 minutes so now owen has no life and his body is just animated BUT he still has feelings and a soul.. but no soul if u get what i mean....

wow this is hard

[RaindropsOnRoses113]

wait! i have only seen the first season. What Happens To OWEN??

[fasterkillpussycat2]

LMAO!!! A blowfish on crack!

[godression]

a secret organization well not anymore

[DENITA8]

Torchwood is great as well as MI-5 and Dr.Who check them out!!!

[Bobsyermomsuncle]

Keep you kids in after midnight if you live in Cardiff. Jeez Owen... I miss him. They have to find a way to bring Owen and Tosh back.

[EnigmaNZ1]

Bloody Torchwood, I thought it was a secret organization!

[123nuttyme]

omg lol love the bit where she says bloody torchwood , it cracks me up every time

[rocknrollmarmite]

god, totally second that!

and when Gwen suddenly says: BLOWFISH!

lol

[RonnaxD]

Very HOT James Spader !!

[rldavis1959]

I've never seen "Torchwood", but I recogonize that one actor from "Bleak House".

[liltempa11]

oh man i really want it back on films

iv'e watched ever single episode.

but im thinkin there wont be another torchwood coz owen and toshiko died =(

[mel2bell1984]

there is another torchwood but there will only be 5 esipodes

[pwettywipples]

Wasn't this on here a year or two ago?

[stil29]

When is tourchwood!!

[windslasherx]

who is that jack guy? o.o??

[amifoll94]

No shit shirlock!

[fasterkillpussycat2]

erm u spelt that wrong..it's sherlock

[Nyah86]

that scene is awesome. the fish looks great! :-D

[Jigitaetsa]

And the fish's brain looks good too all over the window xD

[Nyah86]

LOL!