Rebecca Black Suspended?! (The BLACKOCALYPSE is Over)

[YourEvilHeroz]

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Heyy if this comment is able to get

9 thumbs up I will throw a burrito at my teacher

20 thumbs up I will throw my shoe at my teacher

30 thumbs up I will throw a water balloon at my teacher

40 thumbs up I will throw an egg at my teacher

50 thumbs up I will throw a condom that's filled with mayonnaise at my teacher

Have a friend record a video of me doing it, and upload the video to Youtube. I'll

be checking back soon to see what I get ;)

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[mythic461x]

I am MYTHIC!!!

[MeBeBronte]

Avarage age of a gamer is 37, thats up from 30 - 7 years ago? Coincidence?

[NeeenO7]

I am a Saudi woman and i thank you phil for shining a light on us to show that we don't live in caves and we are strong women

we love our religion and we respect the rules but when we need to stand up for ourselves we do

it's true the low says we can't drive cars in the streets but alot of fathers and brothers actually teach their daughters and sisters and wives how to drive when they go for picnics in the desert

so hopefuly driving in the streets is not far from happening

[fireinthebuilding]

your mom is only 50 years old? so young

[HippyismistLeaha]

Modern Woman = Strong, mentally and emotionally, confident, intelligent, independent and without an ego. Who needs an ego when you are already self-secured? She has a job, a house/apartment, an awesome car and doesn't let anyone boss her around. Also, she knows and does what she wants without regard to what others say and rather than doing the opposite of what someone says out of spite. She is who she is regardless of what people say she should be.

[DJDormee]

@HippyismistLeaha I think you got her mixed up with Super Woman.

[1love245]

ha Clarence(: 8 Mile ftw

[KEYSERSOZE1965]

I think most guys would like to put more than their mouth on Emma Watson.

[TheNonners1]

its about having a man that can even get a job....do those exsist?

[Guinbug1]

@StaraziaSelin66 if you had a brain you would know i was saying their moms a whore. And gay means likes men so yes my mom is married to my dad. You are a failure and a dumbass. Good-bye :)

[HeartsinNYC]

hehe... Clarence xD

[skanwank]

A woman who cleans stuff. On her hands and knees.

[ANARCHISTSQUIRREL]

I like anarchy :3

[StaraziaSelin66]

@ANARCHISTSQUIRREL Your name didn't hint at that at all.

[Guinbug1]

@YUGIOHbuyANDsell ummm your asking on youtube...why sont you ask...YOUR MOM CUZ SHE SUCKS DICK ALL DAY LONG hehehe i just had to :)

[StaraziaSelin66]

@Guinbug1 Yeah...that person's mom sucks dick because she's not gay...like YOUR mom...

[amberax78]

@YUGIOHbuyANDsell why why why would you ask youtube that?

[YUGIOHbuyANDsell]

@amberax78 WHY WHY WHY would say "WHY" three times

[amberax78]

@YUGIOHbuyANDsell because i was so shocked that someone had to ask on youtube again WHY!?

[samrox2000]

skip to the best part 5:35

[MrWannabe1996]

caution tape up side down 2:09

[Mortachi14]

I was expecting boobies in the vancouver riot video :(

[IceInCali]

my english teacher has that love poster =O

[TwilightDragon12]

lol. 8 Mile reference... yes...

[Anoush13]

I thought the average age of gamers were 16 year olds...

[15sweethoney]

is there a hickey on his neck????

[rocktohell]

Modern woman? Arrogant hoes wearing half naked fashion.

[N3llyB3an92]

why is there a orange marker on the floor? its very destracting!

[622382]

@N3llyB3an92 OMG I WAS GONNA PUT THAT

[DJDormee]

@N3llyB3an92 "Why is there AN orange marker..." Stop bothering the shit out of me.

[aWizeguy]

@N3llyB3an92 I never even saw it until you said that :3

[6MrJuls]

@N3llyB3an92 you realize you just ruined the whole video for me

[houseumbrella]

i'll answer the "Q of the D" by describing what's NOT a modern woman: the old, drunk woman behind you in line at the grocery store talking about how "disrespectful these little bastards are these days" because you didnt let her go first so she could buy her booze and continue her drunken rampage behind the wheel of her car 12 miles back to her house. true story. my friend mooned her and she called police on US. she was arrested for drunk driving, we were verbally warned

[SparksNight]

I think you dropped an orange dry erase marker on the floor...

[JeromeCpmv]

Why is the couch blocking the door?....

[aqualord123]

exploding cars, people getting shot, and yet, ..... all i seem to care about at this moment is some 9th grade girl in some far away state getting suspended?

welcome to the internet...

[GiozRockin]

I love you Phil and The modern women is someone independent and awake to reality. Knows that beauty is beyond skin looks. We'll that's my modern women or what i would like it to be lol

[gotheenavampira]

So let me get this straight.. If I'm disappointed I get a hug from Philly D? I'M DISAPPOINTED!

[RandomUtuber]

I think ppl are way to hard on Rebecca Black... i had No idea who she was till a few days ago, (after Jan 1st 2012 lmfao) where have i been right... But her music is absolute shit, and she seems kinda retarted. But allNall i think she has a cute double chin, so theres that...

[Ayshafr]

I honestly don't understand why women in Saudi Arabia aren't allowed to drive. I do not understand the many weird sects of Islam that are not just normal Islam. As for the QOTD, I dunno. I think it'd make sense if it meant an educated woman, I guess. But I don't know.

[SajidaAsha]

@Ayshafr Those bans are extreme, and unless one is strict and devoted to Islamic faith with every fiber of their being, then it is nonsense! Yet, it is quite simple. Woman must submit to her God, to her faith, and to her purpose. There are so many restrictions done by religion and society that limit a woman in strict Islamic faith. It is very sad, and still, we must respect it.

[Ayshafr]

@SajidaAsha The driving thing has nothing to do with Islam. Women should be able to drive. My mother is, Mashallah, a good Muslim woman. She drives. If a woman can walk, then why can't she drive? I've never heard anyone come across an even vaguely Islamic reason for not allowing women to drive. Other things, like making women cover themselves in public, makes sense, but not the driving ban. I've never seen any sort of logic to it, and in Islam, there is usually some kind of logic behind stuff.

[SajidaAsha]

@Ayshafr You are right. There is no logic behind it. It's simply suppression.

[sharktail2k10]

What a punch! :D

[Ase950]

Rebecca Black official blog and she's hotest photos! Look here rebeccablackblog.lt.pl

[psychetron762]

A woman that knows what she wants is sexy alright. IF SHE WANTS MY PENIS.

[missmoomoopig]

the modern woman is as hard to classify as the modern man. Everyone is different, so there is no one set of women that are the modern women.

[tzehr552]

why are u talk ing apout woman?why u not funing I was so brod.

[ThatsKingbreh]

@tzehr552 are you drunk buddy?

[amberax78]

@tzehr552 yeah i didn't get that whole thing

[Project6Mayhem]

haha on the Hero Vid. that dude got knocked the fuck out man!

[madePoopies]

Vancouver, w

[AnonUsagiSan]

The one thing that should be known about the rioters is that none of them were from Vancouver. You know why? Everyone from Vancouver was too busy paying THEIR OUTRAGEOUSLY HUGE BILLS.

[runescapekiller98]

theirs an orange marker on the floor it pissing me off fu*cking marker pick it up

[xdmitchell]

They're 7 years older than they were 7 years ago? Weird.

[mrtrainboy019]

i live in vancouver, BC and ITS THE BEST PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW

[aeltayyeb]

Lol @ 8-mile refrence

[nvdp8396]

what does that door go to in the back....like you have a couch in front of it.

[PurplePanther28]

Modern women, are, for the most part, treated equally, but is super annoying when chicks act dumb, and do stupid crap to make us look bad -_-

[timthehippie]

In the words of Colonol Nathan Jessup(paraphrased) 'There is nothing in the world as sexy as a woman U have 2 salute in the morning!'

Timothy

:o)

[metalic160]

I thought you were going to say modern warfare 3 then u said modern woman and I got upset :/

[MrJavier2798]

Women's rights... HAHAHAHAHAHA

just kidding don't troll plz

[1977joedaddy]

I stab one person a day phill. It keeps me young. Plus i am canadian home of the oilers. And i saw your video on vancover. U were very nice n fair.

[CptValeria]

I never knew there was a Black-cock-alypse

[mehappy17]

@CptValeria theres always a black-cock-on-lips ;)

[MrStarwarsfan28]

@CptValeria well there was, my friend

[youngreesepieces]

I like a girl who knows what she wants and also knows her place

[turtlekid553]

A modern women wears tight sweatpants and a tanktop while makin me a sammich

[SuperAlphaGamer]

Why is it when i see the title i feel racist watching this

[Icanplaytehdrums]

Phil, if you're gonna keep talkin' bout Emma Watson, at least put a picture of her when she's legal, not all these 7 year old christmas card shots you keep showing. Startin' to think you're a pedo.

[XxXinlove1XxX]

IM PUMPED, IM PUMPED ABOUT THAT MOVIE!!

[xdcodpwnerdx]

please click the super secret link in the description

[hypergirly18]

.... why is your couch in front of your door?

[StaraziaSelin66]

@hypergirly18 so people don't walk in on him recording...

[hypergirly18]

@StaraziaSelin66 ohhhhhh okay thanks :)

[life0is0music]

dude i live in vancouver and i thought ur riot video was hilarious (besides the actual violence ofc) ! ignore the haters, and i send my love from bc <3

[MrOaxaca123]

A women that doesnt stay in the kitchen more than 5 hrs

[masterohalo]

so the average age of gamers 7 years ago was 30, and Now, 7 years later its gone up to 37. Makes since to me...

[TreskoJ]

@masterohalo I'm not sure anything makes sense to you if you cant even spell right.

[patpatboy2]

@masterohalo It doesn't make since to me... Makes SENSE to me, but since SINCE doesn't mean sense, it doesn't make since to me...

[zoeatki]

Ok... Your making Vancover and Canada sound better now thanks!

[Kakortan]

awww you won't come to vancouver.....but I wanna talk to you :'(

[igotyourmoney23]

*pretends to be disappointed so i can has hug* >:)

[mrslautnerroxx]

OMG what's with all the freaken "sponsered" comments...

[RayWJandSxephillover]

A modern woman these days is either a stay at home mom.....physche!! No everyone with this econemy has to work...sooo a modern woman is actually the girl in the jewelery department at walmart. :)

[trlkly]

Thank you for not saying anything mean about Black. There's enough of that shit on the net that we don't need someone who says he always voiced both sides going against her, too.

[dredful00]

Ryan started the fire! :D

[MrAvatarish]

Look at the tide Togo stick in the right

[supersekemoto]

Those riot kissers are in Australia and married now.

[watermelonplanter]

Phil, why are you not married?

[MrSEBASTIANALEX]

 SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!

[tlchon]

Be more funny! Crack a joke!!!

[erintippie10]

There's an orange marker on the floor!! :)

[MarbleHornies]

ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE STARTED SEEING SLENDER MAN. WE MADE OUR OWN PAGE TO POST THE VIDEOS WE CATCH HIM IN. PLEASE WATCH !!! WE OUR ONLY ASKING FOR A VERY SMALL AMOUNT OF YOUR TIME TO WITNESS WHAT WE HAVE ON VIDEO.

[superjabory]

i'm saudi

[zzirPrizze]

Call of boobie 4: modern woman

[thadreazie]

I'm pretty sure you could upload a guy getting punched in the face on youtube. It's not like we haven't seen youtube videos where guys got punched in the face before. Did you just want more hits for your site?

[Alpha1Airsoft]

The guy a 4:04 is from Runawaybox's Man in the Box series. You guys should check it out.

[BigAdventureTimeFan]

/watch?v=ooVs6dz4BCs

[GYD102]

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