Mameshiba 17 - Pistachio [with English annotations]

[Duskstarofsunclan]

drunk lady does it sorrowfully!

get crack'n!

[ikuyo1comic4man]

I feel so much better!

[kawaiikateee]

I thought it said charmander. LOOLL

[BeerHombre]

THIS IS WHY I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN!

[Beeerbe]

wow she is a reptile! KILL HER WITH FIRE!

[mosspawcat]

Get Cracken!

[marcster1994]

I love pistachios

[TazCO1]

"my boyfriend dumped me for my younger sister AND YOU EFFIN TELL ME ABOUT CHAMELEONS"

[notanordinarygirlx3]

does this mean I have to get really drunk to see a mameshiba?

[LightningLeonhart]

Is this the same lady who was rejected because of the peanut mameshiba? xD

[Pikanyaasan]

@LightningLeonhart

She also looks like the girl that the tiger bean pissed off. xD

[mhstudioify]

I love mamashibas and pistachios...WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?

[ThePangolinman]

shwat does a chamelion have to do with a depressed woman

[SUPER49645]

what is with the ghost girl??

[phantomhanako]

I officially love mameshiba videos

[hermi5051]

Soooo Kawaii :P love it

[XOfSpades9]

Mameshiba: :3

Woman: O___O

[sillylibby123456789]

... XD

[lelouch2342]

when the pistachio's feell sorry for you, it's time to stop drinking

[Tupster]

Nicholas Cage Wants Cake

[Mematman15]

@Tupster Wrong video...

[Tupster]

@Mematman15 That used to be one of the recommended videos, I guess whatever process they used to determine that fixed it.

[constellationcancer]

the small bit of information is relevant to making a judgment about the person in particular

[gokdude]

She must be pretty wasted to see a talking pistachio.

[ShadowZero1357]

Mameshiba is a Freaking Boss

[lectricanman]

Is this like this because shes drunk?

[MomoHichigo]

Hmmm...so...that women is a cameleon ! *Thanks Captain Obvious*

[eminefan]

3 people are cameleons

[NKingTotoro]

"Just as a young woman is about to drink herself into oblivion, she falls victim to the charm and wit of an adorable pistachio mameshiba..."

[Xepicface321X]

so she is a lesbine now O.o?

[humajack]

mame shibaa!

[FoamKittyGamer]

I think she learned to lay off the booze today. ;3

[plushieboy1234]

ok,that's it,time to scare a chameleon.

[twinblademasta]

these are getting clever

[Chunmeista]

I'm pretty sure a human would be pretty shocked too if a random bean started talking to them.

[SuzuChan666]

I'll never be able to eat beans ever again.

[MrYoshisaurus]

how would he know that a chameleon turns white when it's shocked. makes you wonder.

[Carterxbell]

OH MY JOSUE ITS A PISTACHIO

[kylehyde28]

() ◕ ᵜ ◕ () ϡ You found me! Did you know? Spiders are arachnids and not insects.

[SCRulerShinoda]

@kylehyde28 And so are scorpions and ticks!

[kylehyde28]

@SCRulerShinoda (◕ᴥ◕ ∪ ϡ Right. This is because they are Acarina, which are a taxon of arachnids. But did you know that you can learn more from this channel called vsauce? Here's one of their video if you're interested: /watch?v=nNBTLbw1_2Q

[Sozz90]

Mameshiba deals a finishing blow.

Finishing blow successful.

[Viscountism]

oh girl, you're seriously DRUNK.

[LadyIcarusXIII]

That's the same chick in the peanut video.

[i3aby913]

I see that they got rid of the peanuts for the pistachios. Perhaps because the peanuts kept scaring people away?

[MrsMadD168]

if it were me, i wud take him home and just eat him up :D litterally....

[MeOhMyMichelle]

Men just don't want to date chameleons, honey.

[NormalWinterFox]

Wouldn't this be a continuation of the "Mameshiba: Peanut"?

[CheckersXheart]

MAMESHIBA YOU RUIN EVERYTHING XD

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU

[Razgriz2118]

Have you ever been so drunk that a pistachio started talking to you about trivia and then you lost all color?

[metaknightmare1234]

The woman turned white when she was shocked.

When a chameleon turns white when it is shocked.

Therefore, by law of detachment,

the woman is a chameleon.

[ninjapharmacist]

@metaknightmare1234 Fail! Behold: My Mercury Grand Marquis (a car) has a motor. All motorcycles have motors. Therefore, by a flawed representation of the law of detachment, my mercury grand marquis is a motorcycle. The correct law of detachment would have been: All chameleons turn white when startled. The woman is a chameleon and is startled. Hence, by (correct) law of detachment, that woman is white.

[WXKFA]

mmm.. pistachios <3 My favourite nuts, the only nuts better than cashew nuts :)

[martihinata]

Thats The Right Reaction!

[Zorualike74]

That does cheer me up!

[shairn333]

"I better stop drinking, I'm seeing talking nuts"

[iluvadamlambert4eva]

I love mamishiba!!!!!! They r so cite! :D

[MissEssiemee1]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SAW MAMESHIBA REACT LIKE THAT !!!! XD

[xCuteCharmz]

This is my favorite Mameshiba~

[ShiroyamaEiri]

lawls.. this proves that she is a chameleon (Y)

[Animefestify]

Silly Mameshiba, Chameleons turn brown when shocked! Not white. Only pygmys do.

-Nerd

[KandyHolikk]

Masshiro!

[Legendmaker12]

SHE'S A CHAMELEON OH MY GOD

[lizzy7586]

at 0:06 to 0:07 its seems that she said APURECE!

[21stcenturygaming1]

0:10

"oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, at least we have that going for us"

[Delcatty99]

So, the lady is a chameleon?

[BierBomber]

Did the pistachio turn her to stone?

[TruSunnyV]

the pistachios calling her a cheater because shes a chameleon and changes colors

[akiratrooper]

@TruSunnyV this.

[DansuDansuTokyo]

What. What just happened.

[loiralae]

The first time a bean didn't say "Did you know?" in the video. O_O

[zeratul7975]

I dunno what's weirder, that talking pistachio beandog or the woman who turned as white as a ghost.

[PootisPootisPootis]

Doesn't the music that plays when a Mameshiba speaks sound like something out of Professor Layton?

[EVnFluffy]

MASSHIRO!

[lilOldMe12]

this channel is so random...

[UnicornsAndDeath00]

LMFAO



[ohmysquidmuffins]

THIS IS WHY I LOVE JAPAN o_O

[ChickenRamen]

I lol'd

[TheBrokenCassette]

"Late night snack?" It looks more like she's binge drinking.

[majora123456987]

llol these are so funny

[malkavianantitribu]

the pistachio looks like jake from adventure time

[thinkingoftakuto]

@malkavianantitribu

ADVENTURE TIME!! LOVE THAT SHOW!

[Peargirl132]

Again at the bar!

[NYtassu]

When the doctor asked me if I heard voice, the bean told me to say no.

[XxMariahPANICxX]

DUDE. Everytime one of my friends is sad now I shall tell them:

"Cheer up! A chameleon turns white when it is shocked."

xD That's sure to make them feel better.

[vampirerain100]

@XxMariahPANICxX It does with my friends.... They laugh and call me dumb because I thought they were a chameleon.... And then they have a big fist mark and a bleeding nose...

[feelingEnjoy]

No wonder her man left her.

She's a chameleon.

[xIxlovexyouxok]

Cheer up..because Chameleons turn white when they are scared. that is a great reason to be happy.

[mikethesmooth]

welp there you have it. pikachu was a pistachio

[StarleePie47]

Suddenly, I feel like finding a chameleon and making it go into shock.

[ThePassingGuy]

Next time I'm feeling sad or depressed I'm just going to remember that chameleons turn white when they're shocked.

[boitahaki]

oh shit

these videos have the best comments in the whole youtube

[Guilmonhero]

Ohhhhh, so that's where that anime trope of characters becoming completely white when they become surprise came from.

[EnmaAlicea]

DOES THAT MEAN THAT WOMAN IS A CHAMELEON???

[RayKismify]

@EnmaAlicea MAMESHINCEPTION!

[TieDyeDog1]

@EnmaAlicea i was about to comment that! XD

[fuocofuu]

her boyfriend left her because of a bean telling that kisses were germ filled.

[HazelLullaby]

@fuocofuu And then a tiger bean told her that a canary that can't sing will never find a mate.

[CaramelBunnys]

@fuocofuu shes wearing a different dress/out fit, though?

[AnimeFreakBR]

@fuocofuu holy shizzle, ur right; i forgot all about that one!

[ladyluckmisao]

@fuocofuu not the same, still funny though

[martrex2]

@fuocofuu Mameshibas, tearing the world apart, one trivia at a time.

[X911YoYoYo911X]

HOW MANY TYPES OF BEANS ARE THERE?!

[MatthewStreetFighter]

... So that's why a Pikachu can defeat a Charmeleon!!! :D Thank you bean

[MisdermeanerJ]

0:05 I love how that guy sounds like a big black guy sweet talking.. LOL

[GirEatsChewyMeatPies]

Friends don't like it when you call them pistachio nuts.

[DelZell8]

hey wait a minute

he was the person that made the dude wlkk out on her

He just put insult to injury

Yo bastard of a bean,nut,dog

[hdvered]

なるほど！



[Android2137]

... Yeah, lady, you're just that drunk.

[TheSlimySeconds]

Did that pistachio make a cumshot joke?

Did anyone else just get that?

[gameskid4ever]

ghost white!

[cheezemonkeyeater]

Apparently, so do the Japanese.

[Millennia0007]

.....Did Mameshiba just turn her to stone?

[jinrex015]

you mean turns white when disgust!

[LeggoMyEigo]

Since no one seems to be getting it: Fair, white skin is seen as a ridiculously attractive trait in Japan...

... hey wait-- that doesn't make sense either.

[DaVince21]

@YunaLuv0 No, why, how?

[YunaLuv0]

@DaVince21

It turns white when its shocked o:

[blackdog39]

@YunaLuv0 How is this racist towards black people??!

[doseusa]

When in doubt just remember, A chameleon turns white when it's shocked!!

[JesseRosas01]

wow i was depressed and all today but i when i heard that chameleons turn white when shocked i got CHEERED UP!!1 look like u wont need to die ( being sarcastic im not suicidal)

[juzin94]

And then she committed suicide...

[dudealishes]

shes the girl from mameshiba 3 and 15

she is told to go on a date ~ gets rejected coz of the peanut and now shes here!

[Mockenbird]

@dudealishes i knew it. They got the guy and came back for the girl!

[dudealishes]

but a pistachio isnt a bean???? o.O

[Mockenbird]

Hey wait a minute, isn't she the girl that guy refused to kiss because of that peanut?

[pablosabbatini]

Hahahahahahaha that fact was so totally random

[Wolfy1345]

She turns white because she's shocked that a pistachio is talking to her. That's what the connection is with the random fact.

[FoxfireOccultz]

Actually, I'm sure it does have some form of relevance, though it's just not immediately explained due to language barriers. I'm guessing since she has troubles with men, it means she turns white as a ghost and therefore unnoticed by the men she should.

But I'm just guessing.

[cbunni666]

that was the best reaction to those beans. who wouldn't turn white after seeing a pistachio speak to you???

[angelfox18crescent]

Mameshiba are not food they just look like beans

it confirms that in the song.

good thing too lol

[virulentRant]

PISTACHIOS GIVE YOU CHAMELEON POWERS.

[missyv1756]

...is it just me, or do chameleons have nothing to do with this woman's ordeal?

[Meanderthal17]

@missyv1756 What? No way! In all of these videos the mameshiba is irrelevant but smart.

[xLilleh]

i like how the nut blinks twice

[SuperMac18ROX33]

Everytime Im eatting some time of bean, or nut, I go

MAMESHIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA.

MNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TELL ME A RANDOM FACT! :D

And yes... I do this in public. Loud. :3

[crustymethaddict]

i feel bad for the woman when she says i give up on men :.(

[Yuukichanti]

don´t get it ....

[KarinMikune]

i love pistatios

[HeikiDaNaa]

Poor woman D= a heartbreak and then a nasty triva bean encounter

[left4deadfan1998]

i know the guy who makes these

[BreathlessWind]

has anyone else noticed that not one of the little guys gets eaten because they freak the people out/ <XD

[fredrickpendragon]

@BreathlessWind It's implied the sumo wrestler is gonna eat his.

[BreathlessWind]

@fredrickpendragon that's true, but you think they would have had the little guy freak out a bit or say 'oh no' to give a hint that he was going to be eaten...

[an1mal318]

translation anyone?

[crustymethaddict]

the poor mameshiba has to lift his head in the shell

[raCteJ]

I have a feeling I would react like all these people. "What the f--k!? Did that food just tell me some random useless trivia? D: ... I'm not touching that thing!"

[sparkster7744]

I HATE that thing!

[12enma12]

I wuv Pistachio!!! x3!!!

[Simha333]

XD I love this voice because of the japanise word:"Masitto!'! LOL XD

[littleAzukari]

leave it to a talking bean to cheer you up when ur drunk 8D

[patachu666]

...that little motherfucker.

[Cubearmy]

Lol I seen this when i was in japan i'm so glad i can see more.

[LeapingLeptons42]

I wonder if that's the same woman from the peanut one.

[kmah88]

@LeapingLeptons42 i thought that too. they do look a lot alike.

[boomstickblues]

Ghost white!

[sentilopis]

It's calling the fact that she's just making a big deal of her mood swings.

[purpletiger12]

When pistachios start talking to you, you know that it's time to stop.

[lovelyYN]

How is that suppose to cheer her up? LOLZ XDD

[Bradylama]

Ladies, ladies, ladies

- hold up your glasses high...

You are what you eat...

- there's going to be fewer pigs in the world.

[Bradylama]

Men are Pigs

- SHOCK

Do not drink into Oblivion

[YoshiFue]

She's ghost-white because now she knows for sure she's had too much.

[alecjahn]

What a twist!

[mutopis]

the reason she is white is that she is scared...

[thatwascool13]

this mameshima is the cutest! 

[STFU149]

My pets a ghost.. :O

[cherryshygirl26]

@blargityish her man broke up with her, that's why she's in that bar. XD

[nickoDavinci]

I think now she's done for the night.

[Andresxsaint]

wow

[TwilightTsukasa]

Aw, Pistachio Mameshiba was only trying to distract her from her heartbreak...and I think it might have worked.

[Askaris45]

The Mameshiba is clearly trying to inform her to date chameleons instead.