A Country Throwdown Evening at the Bluebird Cafe

[controyoutuification]

Hey Walker (that can't be your real name), Justin Beiber called and he wants his haircut back. What are you 40 years old? If you haven't made it by now, you're not going to. Not only do you look like a total tool, but you really can't play or sing. I'm sorry to be the one to finally tell you, but it's time to move on with your life. Maybe you should sell shoes in a foot locker. You have the build and look of someone who pretends to care about fitness....Be tight my friend

[kelseyschirmbeck]

anyone heard of stuart troy?