High-Tech Japanese Toilet

[willis636]

so unnecessary.

[funfunland22]

...Is it really that hard to lift up the toilet seat that they had to make this?

[planetofpoo]

@funfunland22 well do you even WANT to lift a public toilet seat? have you seen those things?

[dsfser007]

but.... wil it blend?

[UrAverageJ0E]

durp



[Blubbpaule]

Shit Happens ^.^

[ayemjang1]

jangan2 orang pada berlama lama di toilet itu :ngakak

[helmetcamania]

what if you had to go really bad, you might press the button but still shit your pants

[appleintosh]

@Bloodwarrior904 this is in japan

[afiffaishal]

imagine if u really need to take a crap real bad...

and u fucking no idea what button to push to open the lid...

welll u pretty much screwed up there lol

[seanpawdraig]

Hmm. Apparently you *can* use the sentence "My toilet had a control panel." in a real world situation. Lol.

[timearchitecture]

i love the ass logo on that one button at 15-16 sec

[spixieangeldust]

.__.

[DeltaHardcore]

i want one with a integrated wii balance!

[PivotAnimator50]

haha, these people take the most simplest thing and turn it into a complicated machine just to make it look like they are smart (not saying they aren't) but they should really spend their money on other things like world hunger :|

[0wolfpac0]

@PivotAnimator50 they Do take care of their own .. not unlike us or others .. and they do make things complicated coz they can.. oters cant ..

[AKMMXI]

@PivotAnimator50 They make thing for your own benefit. In public toilet women feel uncomfortable while peeing because of the sound, so they invented a toilet that plays a sound loud enough to eliminate the peeing noise.

[afiffaishal]

@AKMMXI well that juz gross...

[TheAwesomealina]

its more than that it also washes and dries and fushes ofcource

[Nabo00o]

oh scheisse....

[DrSAM69]

Apple iToilet error:

system crash, iDildo mode activated.

[speedy4569]

@DrSAM69 theres an app for that

[Spirit89890]

and they say americans are lazy? They cant lift their own damn toilet seat

[Don123q]

@Spirit89890 You call Japanese lazy? They can create a kick ass high tech toilet

[luv4manga]

This must be a germaphobe's dream, not having to touch anything. I mean, hey, no more problem with men not putting the seat down.

[nomi067]

well,there is no need any papers coz its automatically water clean every thing...thats very commenly used here in japan

[Omegacrow]

I WANT ONE xD

[littlegirl6645]

damn. i really wanna go 2 japan. turning seats in trains,DDR tower,kick ass toilets(which i've tryed b4 awsome!) anime, nintendo EVERYTHING! Luv it! It's just I NEED TO GO THERE!

[mohicanx]

Does it auto wash out butt as well?

[Northwind000]

everything is high-tech even the toilets LOLZ!!!!! XD

[ThePimpIguana]

@Bloodwarrior904 I believe that the united kingdom is in worst shape then America. They eat just as much fast food and drink 3 times as much beer.

[mrKANYEwes]

and we complain about where our tax monney goes

[appleintosh]

@mrKANYEwes this is in japan. american tax money goes to america

[SailorChibiTitan]

I thought they opened there sodas wierd

[TheD1V1N1TY]

YES! NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE TO WASTE TIME HAVING TO LIFT HALF A POUND AND CAN HAVE A FREE HAND TO EAT MY CHEESEBURGER IN! :D

[Miscorock]

@TheD1V1N1TY your sick eating and pissing?thats just nasty 

[TheD1V1N1TY]

@Miscorock hell no. im saying that sacastically meaning that those upgrades for a toilet will not be neccesary but a waste of time unless your a lazy fatass

[faiz434]

hey look at the third button from the left

[nejixdragon]

exercise* lol fail on my part

[nejixdragon]

@Bloodwarrior904 i understand that alot of americans are getting fatter but thats because no one excersises and all they eat is fast food ...and why doesnt it ...first of all no country needs everything to be automatic its just easier on the people so they can focus on more important stuff..honestly it would save me time if my toilet would lift the seat and put itself back along with flushing itself

[evilkitty1408]

@nejixdragon well im a american and im not fat

[nejixdragon]

@evilkitty1408 good your part of the aprox. 36% of americans that isnt medically considered obese

[nejixdragon]

@Bloodwarrior904 i dont get what your saying here...are you implying that a country can can weight..or for that matter that a country has weight to begin with? oh you mean the citizens...anyways what does this video have to do with american or america period

[adrillikatithang]

lazy people?

[iEatRaiinbows]

hahahah what the hell??!! so many buttons for just a toilet xD I can only imagine if they suddenly installed that in school. People who took bathroom brakes would take forever to come back because they would be playing with the toilet buttons.

Oh man, I have to pee! YESS!! Miss!!.,.... xD hahahaha

[drbackjack]

@Bloodwarrior904

Yeah because we all know that you burn so many calories raising the toilet seat.

[Sysix09]

let me guess it can talk and you can go into the internet :) !?

[TheKyoProject]

When I first saw this video I thought all those black holes were bullet holes, I was wondering were the hell were you :!

[ExtraTerrestrials]

don't see any paper. can it pull out the shit out of your ass automatically ?

[34carots]

@ExtraTerrestrials lol tha was fuunny!!!!!!!

[Dark10300]

@ExtraTerrestrials no paper they use water jets to clean your ass, like spraying water on in till your "wet" and clean

[ExtraTerrestrials]

@Dark10300 well now that's what i call ''high tech'' :)

[napolihuhn]

@ExtraTerrestrials there is machine witch blow you ass! xD

[SailorChibiTitan]

@ExtraTerrestrials thers a button for that. Look it up!

[GUSTAVO20051031]

My company also do have an auto washing toilet at inside of Female toilet for girls only. But this auto washing toilet is opening without any door,therefore we using this auto washing toilet often wearing dress or skirt,I needed sitting on the toilet before wound my dress / skirt for every time uranting. Due to auto washing,therefore we NOT needed using toilet paper for cleaning if after diaherra. Some colleague(s) including me to enjoy this auto toilet,often eating laxante before sitting.

[appleintosh]

@GUSTAVO20051031 learn how to spell

[quinnettesupersite]

@ExtraTerrestrials They wash with water... it sprays out of the back of the inside of the bowl 0.o

[Lukeyblades]

@ExtraTerrestrials

LoooooooooooL

[tompsstaar]

@ExtraTerrestrials no, it washes and dries it .

[appleintosh]

@ExtraTerrestrials no it cant but it cleans your ass and takes away your virginity in the process

[afiffaishal]

@appleintosh no wonder its hard to find virgin japanese girl these day lol

[yaricksgym]

@ExtraTerrestrials no but it can spray water at your asshole xD

[ThreeFrotheFuzzy]

@ExtraTerrestrials It doesnt need paper, Those toilets do infact actually clean your ass albeit with water

[K4inan]

@ExtraTerrestrials No, it blows water on your asshole... The arabs wash their asses with water.

[hurjaheikki]

It should speak "welcome to toilet" while the lid acts as a mouth

[Groundonrage]

new way to be lazy o-o

[MizzDaCurlz]

Whats wrong with a normal toilet guys, i mean, come on, this is just pointless now! Its cool though!

[kaa3164]

the average IQ of a commenter on this video must be 10.

[luxors1919]

FUCK I'm below average

[SufferingSarge]

@kaa3164 come on i find my self to be a little smarter.....20

[extreem573]

@SufferingSarge xD woot thats better

[SufferingSarge]

@extreem573 i know i am so smart S-M-R-T

[extreem573]

@SufferingSarge yes! you are

[HostileHST]

@kaa3164 Glad you could join us, bout time, hehe.

[alojzbundy]

@kaa3164 I see your comment her as well dude :)

[kaa3164]

@alojzbundy

Well without me the average would be 1.

[alojzbundy]

@kaa3164 hahaha You may be right mate:)

[asdflkj4649]

というか未だに紙でお尻拭いてるなんてキチャナーイｗ

[4ssass1n]

type "japan" and "korea" on wikipedia, then read the technologie part

[drahn1275]

I will tell you just onething.

Korea invented MP3, DMB, OELD, LIGHT-SPEED INTERNET, Light Sun power plant, HDD + Ram memory chip,

world's first Electirnic car battery, hibrid Ship, Hibrid LPG car. and so on. what Japana invented in the 21th century?

keep sucking on Jap's women's pussy. that will eventurally give you what a taste of urine and poo like .

good good keep sucking buddy.

taste good isnt it?

[Kostly]

You know what else Koreans invented? FUCKING KIM JUNG IL you fucking retard. And we've had to protect you fuckfaces from that tyrant for over 50 years. You wouldn't be inventing SHIT if it wasn't for the American Military. You'd be eating dirt and tree bark with the rest of the north Koreans. Starving to death.

[kaa3164]

@Kostly

I don't care that I'm a year late.

That was one of the dumbest comment I have ever seen on youtube.

The other dumbest looked exactly like that one.

For the worlds image of your country, please tell me you changed this year.

[luv4manga]

@Kostly ...but this is Japanese...

[dywx696]

KOREAN INVENTED YOUR LITTLE DICK! THROUGH YOUR BAD BREATH MOUTH AND YOUR MOM KEEP ALWAYS SUCKING YOUR DICK LOL 24 HOURS

SO STOP COMMENTING SOME SHIT COMMENTS LIKE (keep sucking on Jap's women's pussy)YOU DON'T KNOW HOW JAPAN IS REALLY ADVANCE SO THATS ALL I HOPE YOU ENJOY SUCKING YOUR DADS DICK !!!

[tak0242424]

you bastard need to get a life. Quit bragging for things that arent even true. You selfish bitch hope you fucking get your pussy ass kicked out of this world you selfish dickhead

[ambrosia1111]

yeah but a little bit annoying when you are in hurry :D

[mizouyuu]

this is not laziness but cleanliness

[roundedhalo]

This toilet could defeat godzilla!

[xPxDx0]

actually its kinda better u know not putting ur hands on wut other ppl sit on

[dilliondemand]

Nice...

[lollor5588]

thats a waste of time to wait on the toilet to fell up the lid. There must been a very lazy guy who invented this thing.

[KittieGeorge]

This is useful when you are suffering from diahrhea or hems.

[xXllGrieverllXx]

Lol. I don't think taking ample amounts of time to invent is considered lazy

[sdutango]

and since it's electric device, it would make the cleaning more difficult.

[AFXisgreat]

The guy who spent the time to invent this is lazy? It must have taken months to create. And besides this is really cool for people who don't need to put their hands on the toilet seat.

[shinkoiwa117]

it's "NEOREST"!!

[nickchi1]

0.o

[WeakSignaI]

well thats just pure lazyness.

[Sitti2300]

Not waste of money. We are still wiping our butts with hands like caveman, sooo primitive. Over there, just press of button without getting your hands dirty. And Japanese toilet use significantly less water than ours too. If you visit Japan, try it, you'll love it.

[hannahclarice]

cool XD

[BoToGo1]

Think i saw that before it shots a fountain up ur ass so that u don't have to push for the crap to come out lol

[Dafts05641]

that is pretty dumb and a complete waist of money

[jepoysr]

its in japan, hi-tech of course

[jokadiablo]

ok high technology have limits but this toilet its so stupid i cant believe ... this shit is too much

[animes8888]

you are sooo wrong, i need a robot toilet that could pull out the testes of a person

i need a robot toilet that costs a couple thousand more to lift the toilet seat up and down for me

[ALXD1974]

Where is the f.....g manual....i cant wait

[whodabestest]

lol too high tech for me with all da buttons

[laduch]

I feel a bit unnecessary...

[brepre321]

wat if you dont want to touch the seat that is nasty i love japan

[DRYKJ17]

HOO-HEE, HAHAHAHAHA falls off chair.

[DICACIO]

then your fat ass uploads into YouTube when you flush it!! :)

that shit has a webcam....it's made in Pervnokio, JAPAN

[dynamicwolf]

at DICACIO

LOL! that comment was too much. LMAO.

[r0b3rt330]

What about when you need to drunkenly spray vomit into it jackson pollock style, it would open too slow! Bun that boy, i like my khazi the way it is now.

[JReyes123]

jesus since when did it became complicated to use the toilet. lazy people. lol

[Toiletworshipa]

thats the TOTO 500.

[Toiletworshipa]

or the TOTO neorest

[r0b3rt330]

or you guys are dorks

[Toiletworshipa]

no I'm not a dork..... you guys are just to imature to exept other peoples intrests.

:)

[gribbenr]

OKAY thos controls on the side look like a spaceship, but not so much a waste of money, I hate lifting the toilet seat up SO YUCKY! so why not it do it for u ROFL!

[octogirlpretty]

That is so useless. What a waste of money, no?

[masaru109]

-bide- is for girls duh

[pendulumx]

That's the last thing you'd wanna see when your busting for a piss, a massive complicated control panel that you have to learn how to use first.

[OjciecWalczy]

so true... :)

[jesper164a]

damn those japanies people! send the idea to eroupe :P!

[cheerleader4lyfe235]

why can't WE have those?! lmao cool!

[SDRockman]

The reason why you people cant have it is because some left wing opportunist would sue the toilet maker because it killed their 7 year old son/daughter by getting water ALL over the plug by trying to play with it. I know it's a shame that you cant have it, but if people were not so destructive in the western part of the world, then we ALL could enjoy the terminator toilets. Uh, I mean, advanced toilets.

[Asemco]

lol. Cruel and true. ^^

[ballkirby1]

Wouldn't you get electrocuted when you piss

[mrktkn]

its in japan not unusual now.

[NiGHTWALKERF]

so so awesome...tnx for share...

[mukmin01]

damn cool!!!

[sewagedweller]

fancy .......

[jw20002]

Looks like TOTO, Who makes it?

[martino009]

a computer to shit cOOl

[rizell2004]

Woah! dat's pretty great! Wish we can have one hir n da states.^_^

[MuppetDesign]

This is for REAL lazy people

[DarkYamiDragon]

hey, maybe if they have those in the US THAT GUYS WILL FINALLY REMEMBER TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN! lol

[cheerleader4lyfe235]

lmao

[poopyman89]

harusouma theres this great program that will help with your shitty spelling called hooked on phonix

[coolgeek123]

Too bad our country is so low tech that we let Japan get way above us in practically everything except military.

[HaruSouma146]

no effence but i was born in asia and well we used water to clean our messes and we dont use toilet paper so i would wish that the united states would stop MAKING TOILET PAPER AND USE WATER INSTEAD GEEZ SAVE THE ENVIRMENT

[nanamigurung]

nothing to be suprised .even public toilets in japan are auto toilets.

[JeffVell]

amazing!

[gwot]

what the hell?!?!?!?!?!!? I WANT 1!!