Blokeman Meets Metrosexual Man

[FernandMaC]

Metrosexual-man! Gay in every way! Except sexual orientation.

[pepeycholo]

best part "oh what? u people are all f****d" good times.

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

Wait...so if I worked one day a week as an over-the-top australian super hero, I could get centrelink benefits? Cool...

[DamianNixey]

I don't like shopping...

[listacanales]

hahahahahahahahaha

[gsp160]

wonder mole bwhahahaha

[ZEDROLAND]

check out artofbloke(dot)com awesome blokes up on there

[marcelventer]

Metrosexual man is hot!

[saxonrox]

'they're clampin down on dole bludgers!'

[jonnywoodsfansite]

i hate dykes

[afshin021]

@jonnywoodsfansite so u hate porno hot lesbians ?

[1hr4play]

Blokeman is a fucking Ranga!

[GeorgiaRoxBaby]

no shit sherlock

[AusPole]

@ astarani

lol.

just lol.

[Pufflers]

lmao. xD

[RememberingSundayx]

Hahahaha.

[DarkshineKnight]

energy draining.... apathy building.... mullet growing..

[saxonrox]

"piss off!" "i'm not buyin that poofters mouthwash"! lol! blokeman is the best

[fosty99]

quit ur fuckin bitching ya bunch of wankers

[neil1306]

Just looked at your profile their i see you have a video off 2 fags kissin,You disgust me!!!!!!

[em0l0va]

meh it was a phasehaven't bwe active for like a year and if you were'nt a bloody homophobe you wouldn't be calling them "fags" or "faggots" you are a poor exscuse for a human being

[neil1306]

Yeah am a homophobe and what?Gays disgust me!They destroy humanity and are people off the devil!!!

[YaMum1612]

oh please just shut up ffs

[neil1306]

Ya got several personalities have ya bro?Then again they do say gays are mentally ill

[YaMum1612]

no they dont just piss off you wacked homophobe

[neil1306]

You wacked pocessed queer

[YaMum1612]

how many times do i have to tell you i am a bloody girl you dickhead now just f*** off and get a life, wanker

[neil1306]

Your probably a filthy dyke then,Or else some fat ugly bitch,Your all the same your type lol

[YaMum1612]

and your prolly some fat jerk who spends half his day on the computer looking up porn and drinking coke not to mention bad b.o

[H31MU7]

neil1306 = closet homosexual, just admit it

[slarfuggle]

fuck you!!!!!!!!!

[em0l0va]

and fyi i have a new user

[neil1306]

Blokeman should off done what any bloke would off done kicked that faggot metrosexual cunts ass

[hedgewytche]

Spoken like a true Bloke!

[em0l0va]

Thats disgusting, it's only a skit i mean like WTF?!?!?! seriously dont judge people jerk

[neil1306]

Hahaha i know that you fucking idiot im only having a laugh gee,Your so emotional you must be the metrosexual type eh hahaha you fukin faggot

[em0l0va]

Exscuse me? i am a chick its impossible for me to be Metro any way it is cruel to judge people for there sexual preferences they cant help it, and before you go and start saying i am Gay or summing i am not. you disgust me

[neil1306]

They can help it they choose to live that way which is wrong i bet your one a these twats that says "Oh they're born like that" always making excuses for them,Ive nothing against gays anyway provided they don't do their crap infront off me,

[saxonrox]

neil1306 is an unfortunate victem of "retardedshitfacedasswhackedga­y- hatingpissheadbumbasswithnolif­eophobia" quite rare apparently

[iceking27]

I think I've heard of that ......

It goes right along with homocockmongrelbitchfuckermoth­erhatingdicksuckingbladderento­ritis

LOL

[shozzzae]

Whose metro cunt ass.... yours!

oh yah mate ill come kick it for ya

[jeshka11]

to blalo1 yeh i agreee american movies are way better then austrlian movies lol..but our country is better as in safety wise..and u can actuly walk the st's at night..i could leave my house open for a week and nothing.w wld b stolen.., well depends what area i guess..weird shit ey..p.s go blokeman AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[blalo1]

man our skool goes throug 6 shootings a week.. its great seeing children get shot just like a movie except its free and the ghetto god its great man u gun nuts in australia would loven it

p.s american movies bit the living shit outta of aus movies

[aeroforce2]

oy nubmnuts neva insult australia cos remember which country owns the bigger knifes and also americans are big girls i can remember seeing a group of americans running in fear from a kangaro cos they thought it would hit them mean while little aussie 3 year olds where patting them

[DogsAreMyLife]

aeroforce2:

You say you actually saw a herd, excuse me, a group of Americans running???

I have seen a stampede of buffalo, & I have watched a herd of angry elephants break into a trot, but I didn't know that something as big and heavy as an American could actually run.

Are you sure they weren't just Canadians in disguise?

[aeroforce2]

AHA HA HA THAT A GOOD ONE

[syks24]

so what you are saying is that american movies ate some shit that came from Aussie movies... did i get that right America eats shit!?

[blalo1]

yer,yer america, yer. damn aussies i think a dingo has ur baby put a shrimp on the barbie.. AMERICA RULES YALL

[AUSSI3RUL3]

yeah america must be great with all the school shootings and ghettos i like not needing to go through a metal detecter at school but whatever you like also fuck you for disrespecting my country bitch

[ZX12R1]

At least our countrys' leader doesnt sit there like a dumbass after he's been told planes have crashed into two major buildings!!

[trueblueaussie100]

fuck america and george bush stuped ku klux klan cowboy rednecks

[saxonrox]

yes!

[hsv4me74]

comedy inc rocks.piss of metros you might as well be fags

[Kryten89]

the funniest and best blokeman episode i have found on youtube is called "blokeman buy us some beer" watch that one, it's funny lol

[hotmangjoar]

you ausi dingo herders and brit tea sippers are pissing me off. not all Americans are stupid. theres good and bad in every group.

[Wally1967]

I'm an Aussie and I agree with this Yank.

[Gindelbi]

So you agree that we herd dingoes and sip on british tea? Talk about taking one on the chin eh?

[deathwish1992]

yANKS, FUCK OFF

[jarretto14]

hahaha. love this.

the whole thing's classic. 'numb-nuts'. 'administrative dispute' haha. this dudes so funny.

[lma54638]

Yeah, fuck you americans, arrogant fuck heads. Go shove ur fucked up comments up ur arse were they belong! Yeah, no wonder the world hates you dickheads.

[pushrap2]

wat natio u fucktard

[jdfgkjrg]

For Godsake you bloody americans always thinking that ur gods gift. Well got news for u, ur NOT! & majority of the planet agrees!!Wow thats great that you kill people & have gun licences-'God bless America'. What do you have against Australia huh? Lol 'not particularly funny' yeh i'd say the same about ur crappy david letterman show- christ now thats shit. Lol 'mentally challenged' you americans are loud mouthed jerks!

[cairnsey87]

thanks for that you fudge-packer... clearly, you have never even been to Australia!

[Superior1979]

Mentally Challenged Obviously!

[Superior1979]

Not particularly funny!

[Superior1979]

You f*cking Muppet, it is not a Canadian sketch!!

[ebcRock]

crappy crappy comedy...

[iMessenger]

lol

[antmeister]

Hmmm i must av missed something, when do i laff??

[cairnsey87]

when you get sarcasm, then you laugh or "laff"...

[bafalcon14111964]

blokeman works harder than the employees at centrelink

[madchenzel]

lmao true answer man was hilarious

[ParanoidDelusions]

answer man was way better..

[montezumasrevenge]

ha ha ha....my dog writes more biting scripts

[shagenrose]

I want his shirt... and the cape! XD *eats a morrocan salad*

[BohemianAndy]

phGoff....your sense of humour sucks badly...Comedy Inc, along with Chaser's War on Everything are the best Aussie comedy shows on TV.

[ramborossco]

Fuck yEAH MATE

[pushrap2]

hell yes

[phGoff]

Comedy Inc. is a terrible show, and this clip is equally as bad. I hate it.

[rkjkbb]

YAY BLOKEMAN!!

[minihitler]

Blokeman shouldve punched him out!

[shagenrose]

That was awesome! Go Metrosexual man! XD

[newhand1]

actually i am...... hahahahaha...... this is heapsssssssssssssss funny........

[darthbacon4]

hmmmmmm strange and yet i agree no1 is that gay

[hairynosedwombat]

absolute bloody rippa , blokemans my hero and that wonder mole looks like a good root

[dregj]

no ones that gay

morrocan salad?