Drunk man attacked by monkeys at zoo

[JayLFRodger]

Water should have been filled with Piranha

[kellytttt]

stupido bastardo!

[Aguacater87]

Stupid drunk idiot traumatizing kids...

[xmagicxx01]

That's what he gets for being drunk and dumb.

[bfox3000]

now that's some fucked up shit

[Arnaa1991]

if u mess with the animal it'll happen!

[elukok]

He is lucky that they can't swim

[DareNicoToDo]

I feel so sorry for that Guy that nobody knows what to do .

Those smartpants could at least clean it And fold à tshirt over it

[RipperRedDead]

Was he trying to get AIDS?

[thehorrorheart]

asians & eu & us peoples are non humans in this situations , only arabian would help that poor drunk ass instead of spectating ! 

[markrobinson1977]

Is this the official trailer for rise of the planet of the apes 2?

[lerouxvanderwalt]

What an idiot.

[MrJumentoCelestino1]

It was in America,the land of idiots

[divinegod102]

I love how no one jumped down to help the monkey.

[UKFOREIGNERSUNITED]

Dats it boys! Show da hoomans dat day cant mess wid us simians!

[josecar08]

they sale alcohol at zoo's now?

[leuxs460]

ابررررك

[danielte75]

good for the man that the monkeys could not swim.

[danielte75]

good for the man that the monkeys could not swim.

[hb11bh]

Where is the Monkey ..?

can anyone tell me..?

[wsouth1988]

Damn!!! That's alot of blood!

[dqcruz32]

poor monkey now it need a rabies shoot

[wwwMEXATcom]

يستاهل ما جاه مال الدمل

[L2TRO7]

لا تروح

[MegaLeikas]

interesting is that no-one even tries to block the wound in his arm.

[timmymallet86]

@MegaLeikas Not really that interesting, in a time of bloodbourne pathogens the general consensus is to leave the treatment of spurting wounds to professionals. booze thins the blood and makes you bleed more anyway, making it look worse than it is.

[kodedsnipuz]

lol..fenk GOD dey werent sharks in the water too...he would be so busted..

[NamelessMoFo]

I'd pay $100 to see some piranhas in that water!

[BezimiennyJestem]

@NamelessMoFo Id pay 200$ to see you in that water.

[L1ON19O5]

Hangover Part 3

[aapolla89]

Isn't this the beginning of that Dustin Hoffman movie? Outbreak?

[pumpkintime9]

The man is a drunken fool but couldn't someone put something on his arm to stop the bleeding?!

[NamelessMoFo]

@Dickantropo Shut up, monkeys (like most animals) are extremelly territorial... Shame on you for assuming the worst, you condescending ass!

[Dickantropo]

@NamelessMoFo well maybe ur right... bitch!

[xzibit123a]

5 ppl hate this video cuz their dad's are alchoholic's

[LCedres]

Is he farting a the 1:00 mark? I can see the bubbles. Like the water isn't dirty enough.

[TheDanHenz]

Get Drunk In Brazil = Bad idea XDD

[aet08]

and that's one way to get AIDS

[NamelessMoFo]

@aet08 Hellyeah!

[BaronDeGunther]

I tought the big monkey was giving him arm kisses :B, and the little one was like "Heey come here for kisses :D"

[baliizinha]

Que cara louco! Afffffff... Coitado!

[EFB1979]

drunk + idiot = not good!

[kimday72]

stupid humans

[kristenmcassidy]

dumbass is lucky he's alive ...

[Cruithear]

Seriously? Nobody attempts first aid on a guy who's bleeding pretty badly?

[pouinjai]

They better not harm the monkeys ...

[djs909]

Remember kids, don't zoo drunk.

[Derail07]

100% sure he will die of herpes B now

[treadyroc]

World Cup 2014!

[Coriolan]

smart

[robaart]

Hm, that water looks clean.

[b4icom]

the people were like , ohh looool look at him playing with monkeys

*monkey attack*

people: ohhh shit he is bleeding 

[gregorymurtha]

2:39 for him squealing like a monkey.

[ansimionescu]

This shit should be removed and the uploader banned.

[MegaBoners]

People who pull stunts like that deserve everything they get. I have no sympathy for people who get mauled to death by tigers, just as I have no sympathy for some ass who thought they monkeys would want to play with him.

[noneofyourbizman]

why would you be in that swamp looking water anyways? if he fell in well common sense should have led him back to the other side where he could get out. but i guess he had alzheimer's disease and was not able to think - well hmmm id better move away from the wild chimps

[cheos07]

quería estar con su especie pero lo rechazaron pinche viejo chango

[MrJumentoCelestino1]

its was in America,the land of idiots.hahahahaha

[robaart]

@MrJumentoCelestino1

Right, just disregard the spoken Portuguese and the video description that states: "A drunk man at a Brazil zoo swims over to play with monkeys and is attacked."

You must be a genius.

[xXLikeAbosSXx09]

too bad it wasn't a peta member. i would like to see them try to talk to the animals!

[skorpionmco]

AND the mdf drung old man escape from hospital too

[Wiccasfun]

OMFG! HE'S LUCKY THOSE MONKEYS CAN'T SWIM!

[manguera21]

No seai embarao mono culiao

[koolboi352]

i wonder if he has his tetanus shot?

[sgtSnake1987]

...that was really bad idea...but I still think, that it began with a sentence: "Hey guys, I havo got really good idea!"

[sgtSnake1987]

@sgtSnake1987

*have got

[vetokey]

вот сука дэбил

[ThePolyarnitsa]

@vetokey если б это был наш зоопарк, я б вообще не удивилась)

[Arnodude53]

I can't really tell who is the monkey here...

[k5lta]

@Arnodude53 me either...

[snowdweller1988]

Bubbles most likely from the foliage being moved under water and freeing the co2

[MultiCorona28]

LOL DAMN..... CRAZY OLD MEN

[walid373]

@MultiCorona28 Man*

[MultiCorona28]

@walid373 crazy old bastard men

[walid373]

@MultiCorona28 why men and not man?

[MultiCorona28]

@walid373 are you being a smarty pants

[kkrbloedhond]

why? just fucking why?

[0viet]

should of shared the booze with the monkeys

[MrHangbush]

Kiss that arm goodbye after contact with the monkey sewage motte water.

[Celastrina1]

Dumb thing to do...I hope he gets a tetanus shot....nasty bites and he kept dipping it in the water :/

[juandigz]

o que é uma merda cabeça, ir para casa e brincar com seu próprio macaco! lol

VIVA SAO MIQUEL ACORES !!!!!

[juandigz]

SUPER EPIC FAAAAAIIIIIL!!!!! HEY LET ME DOWN A PINT OF CACHACA AND GO PLAY W THE MONKEY !!! LOL

[BernardoMora25]

Lmao, in the tags, "ogrish". I miss that site so much :/

[1969lumbee]

Gotta love Brazil!!! What's up with all the bubbles in the water when he was getting out?

[Collinmommy]

First comment! Yeah!!!!!!!!!