Total Recall - Two Weeks

[tsnoah]

Is that Paula Deen?

[mamece2]

38 persons arent ready for a surprise

[Dimastrength02]

wonder why I scared with this part. back in 1990

[ohkayako37]

She never brought any fruits and vegetables onto the planet; she brought a twix bar. The poor guy didn't know.

[LeagueCommentate]

Looks like shes insane in the membrane

[stpetersburg]

i want to see if the remake stands up to this scene

[jcasaurus]

@stpetersburg it won't

[Sincopare]

Don't you hate it when your wig falls off and a giant bolt comes out of your neck?

[labinalkrepublika]

uop

[stretchman7]

ketch!

[Sincopare]

How long is your period?

[romusz]

Love this scene, I just cant understand why Ahnold doesnt say HEADS UP instead of "catch". Considering all his cheesy one-liners, this was just made for him.

[zaratushtrych]

The best scene anyway!

[YoungGun66]

Excuse me for a moment officer while I tug at my mouth!

[KISSMEMYFOOL69]

TWO WEEKS!!!

[SCUBONZIES]

aaa i want to get the windows whataya mean i don't understand



[bcouce]

How can you be ready for a surprise? If you're ready for it, it's not a surprise.

[mordigoth]

This is my reaction to skyrim. TWO WEAKS! TWO WEAKS LEEEEEEEEEEEEFT!

[DisturbedAidan2]

@mordigoth You dick that's something similar to what I was going to say.

[mordigoth]

@DisturbedAidan2 TWOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS TWO WEEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEAEKS TWOOOOOOOWEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEEAE­AEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE! *Two weeks later* GET READ FOR A SURPRISE!!!

[DerangedHermit]

The top comment is from two weeks ago. Twooooo weeks.

[sam0sier]

I do this every time something is two weeks away... XD

[kasper10121983]

Anna Grodzka

[northroad1]

I like how he runs right in front of the bomb as it goes off

[yugigreen]

Weirdest thing ive ever seen, ever.

[hawaiidispenser]

So he was wearing a bomb system, that was prone to malfunctioning, on his head the entire time?

[XanRedAlert]

@hawaiidispenser It wasn't prone to malfunctioning, he just had only programmed it to say "two weeks" and nothing else. He didn't allow for any other questions, so it was his fault anyway.

[edd77]

@XanRedAlert

WRONG! *BLAM!*

[georgekostaras]

@hawaiidispenser Wouldn't you feel safe doing that?

[ItalianBlackheart123]

Im library books in due in two weeks....TWO WEEKS..TWOOWO WEEKEAS TWO WEEKS TWO WEAAKESS

[promaja2]

THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[Jetli2013]

Roseanne sings the national anthem.

0:16

[slipknotjake]

bf3 beta in two weeks, two weeekekaekea

[dog6363]

*Game Informer interviewer.* "So Mr.Newell, last question when can the fans expect a Half Life 2: Episode 3?"

Gabe Newell: "In 2 weeks."

Game Informer Interviewer: "Excuse me?"

Gabe Newell: *Begins to stutter.* "Mmhahhhwhw... 2 weeks!"

[bjermane1]

*Catch*= rofl

[billdasmacks]

This is the type of chicks I hit on

[onimolomino]

Fuck, they just dont make them like this anymore!

[perdedoronline]

37 people don't have two weeks.

[leghunter75]

er two weeks :) twoo weeks. twooo weeeks. Twooooo weeks. TWOO-OOO-OOO-O WEEEEEKS!!

[fatso79750]

ha ha ha i always quote this line and nobody knows what the heck im talking about and i look stupid laughing by myself ha ha

[ctra123]

@fatso79750 x2 anytime someone says two weeks this instantly pops into my head

[JerziDominguez]

TSA's worst nightmare. 

[PMElfman79]

@JerziDominguez: That would be awesome to do this at the airport. But you have to have red hair and a tan coat, or else it just wouldn't be as funny.

[faro0485]

@JerziDominguez OMG TSA ....!

[KombatGod]

I always imagine the casting for the fat lady... "okay, ms. Allen, you'll be Schwarzenegger in this movie"...

[AyaxTelemonio]

this is sooooooooooooooooo fucking cool

[gnaggu]

In Italy we say "due settimane" :D

[KombatGod]

@gnaggu Ma va'

[ItalianBlackheart123]

@KombatGod its true

[LOSTHOMEY1]

TBS, very funny



[huikki987]

fucking disturbing

[mindclouder]

what the fuck is wrong with this crazy bitch?

[LadyNinjaKagero]

Lol, they did this in Ms. Splosion Man XD

[LOSTHOMEY1]

@LadyNinjaKagero I MUST play this game now

[CamButler]

So why does he run one way and then change direction and run right in front of the military guys

[djmontel696]

aaaaaaoooooooyeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­h

[ONNIHOLTTA]

I laughed SO HARD on this one!!!

[BarbadosSlim100]

Richter saw right through Quaid's facade almost immediately. 

[Brady2k10]

i heard ther lookin to do a remake of this, and it could be good, i mean this was good in 1990 and still is today

[FerneJohn]

@Brady2k10

The new film will supposedly be based more on the original short story.

[Brady2k10]

@FerneJohn ah that sucks 3 martian titties then..

[EnigmaHood]

@Brady2k10 They can't remake this, they would ruin the entire movie. This movie is CLASSIC.

[Sincopare]

I hear there is a remake in the works, but being over 45, I cringe to think about all the computer graphics it will have. This here original was done without most of that assistance, and it really rocks, from Quato and the two weeks woman. Plus, the casting, action, dialoge, and direction were perfect. Why mess with perfection?

[TheSausageSupper]

@Sincopare Couldn't have said it better myself

[shuboy05]

@Sincopare

Hey don't forget the three breasted chick!

[Sincopare]

@shuboy05 Exactly...I wonder which tit Richter shot...one of the great mysteries of my life!

[gazmetal]

Guess how many apples I took to work today? TWO WEEKS!

[SeverancewildernesS]

My fav sci-fi movie :)

[mattandjulie1807]

That actress is currently playing Beverly McClellan on The Voice.

[AmbroseCadwell]

Wait... I always thought she said 'three days'... seriously, it must've been dubbed that way on TV.

[gazmetal]

Next week I am off work for TWO WEEKS!

[Brady2k10]

one of my favourite films, two beautiful women, the story is awesome, the action is good, the music is great, but most importantly, the setting is amazing, this was one of the first films that used mars as a setting and it worked. Also the special effects for the time were good, this film has it all, this is a proper mans film

[Sincopare]

@Brady2k10 It's about goddamn time.

[Brady2k10]

@Sincopare whats bout godamn time?

[Sincopare]

@Brady2k10 Just quoting the movie and making it fit a response

[elel70]

Get ready for a supri... boom

[ulysses00001]

this part of the movie scared me as a child...

[Keitaro2011]

TWOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEKS...

[WarriorOfWriters]

God the 80's were creepy

[Trancemaster2052]

@WarriorOfWriters This is from 1990. But yeah, the 80s were creepy too haha.

[NikuCN]

@Trancemaster2052 1990 is 80's

[Trancemaster2052]

@NikuCN Uh actually they're seperate decades, thus the 90 and 80 not being the same numbers.

[NikuCN]

@Trancemaster2052 The last decade of 20th century started in 1991, probably the movie was produced in 1989 anyway ...

[Trancemaster2052]

@NikuCN Splitting hairs a bit anyway aren't we? Point is it's a kick ass, classic movie. lol

[SeasideDetective2]

@Trancemaster2052 When counting in the decade system, you always start with one, not zero. So 1991 is indeed the first year of the 1990s decade. But so many people disregard that fact that it effectively isn't true. So you're both right.

And mathematics aside, the '90s culturally didn't begin until about 1992.

[dionkar336]

Thumbs up if CerberusLives sent you here

[elel70]

Ha, that happened to me at the airport yesterday.

[RealDavoX]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER WILL RELEASE IN TWO WEEKS FUCK YEAH.

[LikaLaruku]

My favorite scene XD

[RandomHL]

Tbs...very funny.

[djtintle]

So how long was Arnold doinking the staffer that had his love child?

TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!

[curtisdodo]

When PSN come back ??

Two Weeks !!!

[TheLastAbacus]

@curtisdodo Your comment was posted TWO WEEKS ago! And whattya know?

[Brady2k10]

i heard they're making a remake of total recall, im not sure if its a good thing or not, ive heard no details yet, only a writer is working on it atm, i dont see why they'd make a remake when the first is so dam awesome

[TheOjibway84]

@Brady2k10 Well thats good they are doing a remake because this movie was nothing like the novel by Stephen King, in the novel he was accused of murdering his wife.

[Brady2k10]

@TheOjibway84 stephen king? total recall was inspired by phillip k dick, a sci fi writer

[TheOjibway84]

@Brady2k10 fuck i just remembered. Jesus, I was thinking of The Running Man by Stephen King lmfao. sorry mate. I was wondering why the novel and movie was different because it was 2 different things lmfao. XD

[rayden85]

Why they used another actor and not Arnold when the mask went off?

[whotookmynickkokokai]

the mask runs on Microsoft window

[omonoiasg]

When Arnie is taking off his woman's head he presses a switch by the ear and the ear comes out. The device reaches right inside the fake head and there would be no room for Arnie's real head.

[mopbrothers]

wtf kind of scene is this?

[mustardofdoom]

wat

[InstinctEBM]

Spam 7.

[nezuminokifujin]

trauma　

[lyles32386]

they need this before the grizzly bear video

[InternetLad]

I love how the guy who comes out CLEARLY looks NOTHING like arnold.

[BlueKewne]

also, who is the lady who plays the "Two Weeks" chick?

[BlueKewne]

My friend did the "Two Weeks" at Heathrow when he was drunk off his ass.

The immigrations agent said something like "Are you done? Cause I really don't want to take you in..."

[Aldiggy2000]

This makes for a kick ass "putting in your two weeks" leaving a company e-mail.

[misterroboto1]

I was 7 the first time I saw that bit. I had nightmares for months after that. My parents never figured out why I was afraid my head would fall off, revealing Arnold's. Ten years later I watched eraserhead and decided that sleeping was probably overrated.

[lalaliam]

what the hell is the oatmeal

sounds tasty

[superman111994]

Freyar from the APB:R Forums sent me here.

[Sincopare]

What's with the edit?

[BlueKewne]

GET READY FOR A SURPRISE....

[mrparliament]

my girlfriends 2 year old son is absolutely petrified of this scene in the film.. so when he's naughty i put it on and skip to this scene.. lol

[MetaIhead89]

What does she mean by "two weeks?"

[k8ehud1981]

@MetaIhead89 she/he (arnold) was asked at customs how long he is staying on mars

[thebigrussian]

Two weeks? In two weeks, we would have lost the contract request and Oscorp will be dead!

[SexyToshi]

Yuck. Reminds me of my mother in law.

[HappyGuy00000]

i don't like surprises

[TheOjibway84]

I dont remember this in the book.

[puffdaddy001]

CETCH!!!!!

[TubeZoogy]

this was just on tv, haha. if you look closely you can see the crane behind the mask as he lifts it up over his head.

[howardthecoward07]

@TubeZoogy yea scy-fy showed it. great movie!

[zephxiii]

TWO WEEKS!!!

[Robinize]

do aliens even know what fruits and vegetables are ?

[Luieburger]

TWO WEEKS!!! HAHAHA CAL GUNS!

[Vegeta113377]

David hasslehuff!!!!!!

[RockIsSponge]

I still say she looks like a fat Anne Diamond.

[idunbin]

@Deaboy100 The Oatmeal is sending people my way?! Where!? How!? This is splendid!

[lethalmk]

@idunbin "splendid" ?? lol

[elel70]

@idunbin 2 weeks.

[labocadelcielo]

Oatmeal!

[MidnyteBlaze]

MvC3



[QuikDJ]

Paul motherfucking Verhoeven!!!

[artinbazikyan]

MvC3

[scruffykayway]

omg...

what the hell did i just watch

[DamienThornes]

Btw, I can't believing they're thinking of doing a remake of Total Recall... seriously, wtf... this movie is PERFECT as it is. That'd be like doing a Robocop 1 remake.

[DamienThornes]

Shit, I wrote that without even thinking that BOTH movies are from mastermind Paul Verhoeven...

[smoceskreen]

@DamienThornes they're doing remakes nowadays cos hollywood has ran out of stupid ideas.

comics? done. novels? done. cartoons? done. at this rate by year 2020 were gonna have 10 versions of the same movie.

[hakkenadventure]

@smoceskreen gotta make it past 2012 first!

[AmadeusExcello]

@DamienThornes "That'd be like doing a Robocop 1 remake."

Hate to tell it to you, but a remake/"reimagining " is in the works.

[DamienThornes]

Tags: Totall Recall Arnold Awesome can not think of any other tags lol

[madde85jag]

her name is Priscilla Allen

[minimalist1984]

Eh! What's in the two week package? Come on, don't bullshit me!

[SpecialFXLady]

I love the animatronics in this movie!

[s7ry]

Love the fail @ end

[aerodicus]

Who eez quatto?

[Elepski]

She said "Two Leeks"... he did ask about fruits and vegetables....

[Gazonkie]

there are honestly too many things to say about this clip to fit in one comment.

[muratveli]

1:01

Arnie: "Ketch"!!!

[centrosphere]

Why would a trained combatant simply catch something an enemy tossed to them and stare at it dumbly?

[awesomasaurus]

oh god this movie gave me nightmares as a child

[TheViolenceMan]

'90 was full of film and videogame with this mood, weird-horror-futuristic-splatt­er, in short: totally fucked up; i think of doom, mortal kombat, total recall and many others. now all i can see is gay ass shit like avatar

[SDWeedReview]

I met her as I live here in San Diego. She was working by my house here at the performing arts school as a teacher and I got the chance to see her getting lunch at the Jack in the Box. My friends and I asked her to do a scene from the movie and she said, "Get ready for a SURPRIZE!!!", just like in the movie.

She is one of the greatest people you can think of.

[drfeelgoodTO]

@SDWeedReview

Haha good story, what's she doing these days?

[TheMedievalMan]

@drfeelgoodTO Shes dead...

[badash786]

Just goes to show that If you buy a head like this make sure your warranty is longer than TWOOOO WEEKS...... As they can develop glitches full of surprises :-)

[sdfefde]

this gotta be a new internet meme :D:D

[SpruikerSlayer]

Twoooouououooooouououououououo­uu weeks!!

[nejsplitter]

28 people where not ready for the big surprise !!

[hazardous1990]

"Excuse me?"

[MrTibbsDKF]

START THE REACTOR QUADE

[Sincopare]

What have you been feeding this thing?

[letsfuku]

I love this scene.

[marko92pn]

She just didn't understand the question

[Drez26]

28 people aren't staying 2 weeks

[DeafMuteZombie]

two weeks!

[Evasius]

Grope this, TSA

[VinnyVanYiffy]

this part was retarded asit was awesome. it was retarsome

[GamerUnleashed]

Woman: "TWWWWWWWWO WEEKS"

Man: "Da FUCK?!"

[JumpinPakFlash]

Get ready for a surprise!

[ririmja]

This happens at the airport all the time these days.

[Egesqc]

cetch

[Sasha17272]

<<<===== warning dont click

[aristocritique1]

I like how this was taped on TBS, "very funny."

[DetroitLove4U]

Wow when I post my two week resignation notice someday from my job in person I'm sure I'll put it in the same manner of fashion she did.