Portal 2 Soundtrack - He's Playing Classical Music

[ZennyZenZenZen]

Whoever played Super Mario RPG when they were younger, will instantly find this track to sound very similar to Valentina's palace. :D

[Xorcrupt]

Technically, this is baroque. :P

[royohz]

@Xorcrupt Baroque is classical... It's just not Viennese classical.

[ColinTheAwesomest]

Something that doesn't belong here. Pootis

[SierraxWolf]

This sort of sounds like it should be in like pokemon games like in lavender town XD

[GhostPlanetFilms]

I took it upon myself to view the video records of you destroying Her, and I will not be make same mistakes. My "Four Part Plan" is thus:

One: No surfaces with which to hold a portal.

Two: Release the neurotoxin at once.

Three: Barriers to repel explosives for me, which brings us to

Four: Explosives, with which to toss at you.

This plan is so brilliant, I believe I will give you a sporting chance, and extinguish the neurotoxin. That is my humor, of course. Farewell!

[ElGraffoMc]

PotaDOS: "Ohhhh, now he's playing classical music."

Wheatley: "Oh, sorry. Hope that didn't disturb you just then. It was the sound of books. Pages being turned."

Wheatley: "So that's just i was doing. I was just reading... Ah... Books. So i'm not a moron."

Me now: "You are a moron because GLaDOS said 'you were designed to be a MORON!'. So now i believe her more than you stup1d metalic ball who its now in the space with another cores (not the Space core because it falls down in Skyrim :D)."

[Whootirule]

"Just finished the hardest one. Machiavellian. Understood it perfectly, do not know what the fuss is about. Have you read that one?"

"Yes."

"Yeah, doubt it."

[Dumbrarere]

Ohh No... He's playing classical music again! >.<

[OddOddFred]

Y'know this is technically baroque.

[ProjectBlackStar]

@OddOddFred I was wondering if someone had already said it

[VAis4blumpkins]

All you hipster dillholes are like OMG PORTAL 2 MOST GENIUS GAME EVER GREAT SOUNDTRACK but this is not John Coulton it's Bach which means it's from the Baroque Period not Classical smoke my pole Leisure Suit Larry best video game series ever

[Whootirule]

@VAis4blumpkins Bach is classical...

[conan1412robloxian]

@VAis4blumpkins so you call us hipster dillholes while you play a game about having sex? plus why are you watching this and why do you even care leisure suit larry isnt even a puzzle game so it dosent have simalar gameplay at all so why compare

[AttemptingToBeBusy]

I... hate... harpsichords......

-_-

[bbenjoe]

This one test really took time for me, at first.

[TheWatercolorRomance]

I honestly found this the part of the game where you grit your teeth and smile through the pain that is this song. Maybe I am just an ignoramus

[Cable168]

I'm learning this piece on the piano right now!!! It's only a matter of time before i master it and put it on youtube for your enjoyment! ALL HAIL PORTAL 2. (and Bach)

[SuperCatfire]

GLaDOS: Oh crap, he's playing classical music.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO-Actually this doesn't sound that bad...

[Lumitikal]

I just wanted to know what is the book Wheathley pretends he had read, so I searched on Wikipedia for "The Prince" (the french version). I just screamed because of the painting at the right, and the creepy face of the man...

Classical art is really disturbing. D:

[chemmerling]

Not from the official sound track... the sound track also includes bits of the mechanical music intertwined.

[RobloxLambo2011]

"Wish there were more books, but there isn't." Doing that test chamber involving the classical music, the music didn't help my concentration at all.

[leokitty2424]

@RobloxLambo2011 yes, but the question is did you feel mentally reinvigorated? ; )

[streneck]

ಠ_ೃ

A good day to you, sirs

[OcarinaOfDarkness]

I AM NOT A MORON!!!! 

[Marbelle1920]

GLaDOS: Ugh, now he's playing classical music

Wheatley: *pages being turned* Oh, sorry sorry!

LoL

[raspberrycuttlefish]

It's funny, because it's Baroque :B

[pixiefairy10]

I choked up a little when I first heard this. When Wheatley was being insistent that he wasn't stupid, I felt so bad for him. :( I love Wheatley...

[IAmSwordKirby]

Makes me want a tophat and monocle?

[nin1mabi]

Wheatley:

'Fancy sounds, fancy sounds, fancy sounds....AH! HERE IT IS!'

[Justas923]

Oh sorry, sorry Oh I hope I didn't dissturbed you to much. It was the sound of books. Pages been tuuurned..

[pipolwes000]

Am I the only one who wanted to test to this for the entire game?

[TheJ12345]

@pipolwes000 yes

[boom253ROBLOX]

@pipolwes000 No good sir, you are not

[Willandacamera]

@pipolwes000 I wanted to test to the smooth jazz. XD

[FighterMaple]

"Oh, no, he's playing classical music..."

[superjchamma]

@emilysgotcurls Aw, you sick MOTHERFUCKERS! SHIIIT.

[PSISpecter]

Hate to say it, but I enjoyed testing to this.

[vgman94]

@PSISpecter Why hate saying it? This was the premiere music of it's time. It's not so bad to enjoy a little relaxation with ancient music (and yes, I do call it ancient. It's been 300 years).

[PSISpecter]

@vgman94 I noticed something today going through this level. When flying through the air, the choppy music that plays while flinging is a choppy version of this song.

[vgman94]

@PSISpecter ... That's pretty cool. Heard that happens in other places with other songs.

[ArtFreak1193]

@vgman94 Yeah. With propulsion gel, repulsion gel, arieal faith plates, the swirly-hover thing (you know what I'm talking about, I can't remember what its called -___- ) and just falling/flying at a high rate plays a choppy, electronica version of the current background music (sometimes). It actually sounds pretty cool, and adds to the effect of what ever is in the environment.

[MrCountBleck1]

Oh hello little boys today we would be reading a book sit down and lisen to me little boys

[ForcheAlex]

Any ever play Super Mario RPG? Nimbus Castle? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

[legofanatic1]

@ForcheAlex Oh yes, I know... Except this song is missing Valentina's "Whoop whoop whoop!" Every 5 seconds.

[13mungoman13]

For some reason this music makes me wanna cackle like a super-villain.

[GhostPlanetFilms]

@13mungoman13 Well, I don't blame you. The music (to me at least) does give off a sinister vibe.

[DeathBeNotProud98]

"Just reading books. The sound of books...being turned...so I'm not a moron."

[superjchamma]

Alright, who's the asshole that linked a pony video as a response?

[emilysgotcurls]

@superjchamma It's a YTPMV of this song, so I suppose it should be a response.

[supergirl9ish]

flip

Flip

Flip

Flip

Chell:STOP FLIPPING IM JUMPING

[MiiMaster1]

oh Home's i've missed you

[billyboyg001]

no it is not classical. it's baroque. everyone knows that. pfft, i guess wheatley is a dumbass.

[DerOrk]

@billyboyg001 dont you mean " moron"?

[billyboyg001]

@DerOrk sure sure...

[Kiyoko504]

Ohhhh no Hes Playing Classical Music

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

Strange, since I never got around to playing Portal 2. I know I should, but I just never got around to finishing the first Portal. I do love classical music though, such as this piece, Prelude BWV 934 by Johann Sebastian Bach.

I'm such a music nerd that I have a CD collection of every single piece ever written by Bach, Mozart, and Beethoven and multiple different versions of a lot of pieces written by those three.

Also, should I finish the first Portal before playing Portal 2?

[PsychoticGeek23]

@CrazyCheeseMagee Yes.

[ILuvOden]

this song makes me feel fancy when i listen to it :3

[SkritchSkratch]

@WatchieOne

Use it for drinking tea from a cup.

[WatchieOne]

I downloaded this song, so I can listen to it while I'm...ermm...reading...

[bummer6]

How come every time I go see a portal 2 video, the top comment is always just a quote ripped directly from the game?

[iRwatching]

@bummer6

Well, the top comment is a more, classy quote for those who are wearing there monocles!

[flowerthebulbasaur]

Rock and roll!!!!

[zeldadude9000]

i find it funny that the related videos are being bombarded with ponies. :P

[botsman5]

@zeldadude9000 THEYRE EVERYWHERE THEY CANT BE STOPPED

[zeldadude9000]

@botsman5 NOTHING CAN STOP THE BRONY POWER! NOTHING! NO SILLY FANFICS OR ANYTHING.

[GhostPlanetFilms]

They informed me that if I were to activate this built-in flashlight , I would expire! They instructed me of that about everything! I am beyond thought as to why they built these items into my systems if they were against me using them!

It is absurd! Ridiculous!

[tampusfe]

Machiavelli :D

[GhostPlanetFilms]

@tampusfe Don't you mean...BACHIAVELLI?

[Zman579]

"I just finished reading Machiavelli's famous piece of literature, "The Prince." I comprehended it flawlessly, so I reject your absurd notion that I am an ignoramus."

[SuperCatfire]

@Zman579 Me: Wut

[kenlaboss]

@Zman579 you sir, has a good patience of science, here, come drink tea with me *slurp*

[Ozimul]

"I wish there were more books...."

[kuraddohikari]

Machiavelli's so relevant to Portal

The end justifies the means

Testing on the homeless to further science

[TSxForerunnerLord]

@Breakerboy365 you must not like classical music, do you?

[XxiStealth088V]

@Breakerboy365 Actually thats something I always do dumbass. Sorry you don't know enough science for that. :(

[StealthClaw1]

How to be fancy:

Step1: open 3-4 diffrent tabs

2:play the sound of rain on one tab

3: play the sound of a fireplace in another

4: play classical music or this in the third tab

5:┌─┐ ┴─┴ ಠ_ರೃ

[intelX1000]

im on page 16 of the prince. by Machiavelli.

[XxiStealth088V]

2 people said "uuggggghhhhhh he's playing classical music"

[breakerboy365]

@XxiStealth088V actually 2 people were commenting your failure on top comment tryharding

[GiromCalica]

I am now fancy and rich

for the rest of my life

[bantuatha]

@GiromCalica you like lemon,don't you GiromCalica?

[Tundragrass]

Did anyone else face palm when they heard this the first time?

[DarkGothGirl3212]

@Tundragrass Oh Yeah. I Think We ALL Did

[coingod]

@Tundragrass In fact I loved it. Not everyone is dumb like you.

[Tundragrass]

@coingod And why do you think I was insulting the game. I thought it was nice, but facepalmed because Wheatlys a dork trying to be smart. Its a funny situation

[lmbwb333]

Oh, I apologize, I do desire that my actions did not vex you. That was the audible presence a published document of literature. Paper in which text is placed on being deviated in a sequential manner. That is the action I was in the process of accomplishing. Therefore, I am not an imbecile.

[GLaDOSliedaboutcake]

@lmbwb333 Say that in latin and I'll believe you

[lmbwb333]

@GLaDOSliedaboutcake O, me paenitet, ego desiderii mei facta non pugnabit contra te. Erat in facie sonantia documento cillum scriptis. Charta, in quo est positus littera conversus apud ordine quodam. Quod factum est in conficiendo processu. Ideo non sum BRUTUS. See? I'm not a moron! *plays more classical music*

[raynsung]

Wtf... I like it!?

[lyue1996]

This is a classical music componition from J.S bach .. techno version! :D

[sphinxmom1]

I bet this is what people did back then. Reading books and listening to classic music. Interesting.

[PandaHero24]

Oh hey, I was just reading, this, erm, musical sheet, I also know how to work the CD player, pretty cool huh? Yeah, Im not a moron.......

[TrioPhoenix]

I can stimulate my intellect without further thermodynamical disruption.

Kudos to anyone who knows where that's from.

[olivierfromricochet]

@TrioPhoenix Google FTW

[WoWkemon90]

Oh. Hi. I was just... umm... I was just reading the script of... Bio-Dome. So I'm not a moron.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@WoWkemon90 Oh, hi there. I was just, uhm... I was just reading your coment... that joke. So you're suprisingly uncreative.

[WoWkemon90]

@PhyOSPhyOS Oh, hi there. I was just.. um... responding to a comment from someone who obviously think he'll get thumbs ups from trolling a comment. My youtube glitched out and didn't show me the highest rated comment. So I'm not a moron.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@WoWkemon90 I won't get thumbs up for that, and neither do I want to. It's you who wrote that crappy joke with such an objective in mind, and my reply isn't "trolling" but telling the truth. Get your definitions straight, and also some new jokes that, hopefully, you have created yourself.

[emilysgotcurls]

Johann Sebastian Bach - Prelude BWV 934

You're welcome.

[BluePi1313]

@emilysgotcurls but in what key?

[starwars96]

So, yeah, I'm playing this music while doing Geomatry to not feel like a moron. :P

[MrGamer3235]

Just by listing to this intellectual musical them i can feel how my intellect expands to new limits, or so i wish it was but its not. Oh well, still nice to listen to

[theguywhoannoysme]

Books do not make you smarter. I once tried using books (hitting myself with them) and I had to re-learn the alphabet.

[xOnimaru]

Play the faith plate version in another tab at the same time as this for extra win.

[NitroGadvRules]

@xOnimaru if you want the best version download the portal 2 soundtrack part 3 the full version of this song is in there.

[GhostPlanetFilms]

One time, I was viewing some Portal 2 fanart, and one of them was Wheatley. He was reading Machiavelli's "The Prince" upside-down.

[Veredek]

I love the beginning.

[lmbwb333]

I have a certain piece of information that you may find riveting. I was rather close to receiving employment at this particular level of this facility, in fabrication, but can you even speculate who the leader of the work crew chose as his employee? A photographic replica of himself. Biased favoritism. Provided me with the least pleasant career possible, looking after all the malodorous homo-sapiens.

[heteromeles]

@lmbwb333 WIN

[ommeh49]

@lmbwb333 , # biased nepotism

[res20stupid]

@lmbwb333 You are hilarious.

[devonray75]

GLaDOS: Ohhhh, now he's playing classical music.

[blindga]

Books!

[Screwdriver1991]

+1 IQ level

Total IQ Level: 29.

[maruproductions]

@Screwdriver1991 Level up!

[lmbwb333]

I...AM NOT...AN..NON-INTELLIGENT BEING! COULD A NON-INTELLEGENT BEING...PUMMEL..YOU...INTO...T­HIS..INDETATION!? WELL?! WOULD A NON-INTELLIGENT BEING BE CAPABLE OF DOING SUCH A THING!?

[hellowaver]

@lmbwb333 great statement old chap

except for one thing

A for when next letter starts with a constanant

An for when it starts with a vowel

[lmbwb333]

@hellowaver lol whoops, damn typos :P

[00411392]

...I have a sudden urge to talk in a snooty accent, smoke a pipe wear a suit and tie...

[DesertTornado]

Oh, good evening! You seem to have caught me studiously viewing the contents of this most glorious novel. Therefor I am not an uneducated gentleman?

[CharroArgentino]

ò_Q mmm quite

[stinkoman2x6]

tea is the sorriest excuse I have ever!....

oh excuse me if I'm interrupting teatime.

[adamflyshotmail]

@stinkoman2x6 but, I like tea

[TheFreemanVids]

I do believe I am nought a fool.

[GhostPlanetFilms]

I feel mentally reinvigorated!

[thehippoman1]

p_o

[skyressmaster12]

Finally, some decent music.

[GhostPlanetFilms]

@skyressmaster12 Yes. Time was you could get something decent on YouTube.

[Sparkpin]

First in Sequintial Number: Nonexistant faces of geometry on which you may locate a portal.

Second: At first in order begin the nerval poison.

Third: Geometry which a burst of sudden energy has no effect upon.

Fourth: Geometry which causes burst of sudden energy and forces thouself to be damaged by a fraction.

[jedihunter176]

@Sparkpin Fifth of Sequential Number -- Conceal explosives around the autonomous caretaker replacement device triggered to detonate when you, the desired victim, fall within it's proximity !!

I am astonished! You have not yet ceased all bodily functions? Regardless, I have survived and therefore, remaining the central authority; and I am unable to bring to fruition a plan in which to repair the facility.

[male14556]

This should be Commander McBragg's theme song.

[M1ghty0m3ga]

It's tea time!

[Cable168]

Ok learning this piece on the piano right now!! XD its quite difficult. Frigging Bach man...

[billyboyg001]

@Cable168 NO! U PLY THIS ON HARPSICHORD, OR ILL FIND YOU!!!

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@billyboyg001 So THATS what they're called.

Thank you

[billyboyg001]

@DoctorRainbow8321 okey. aufeder sehen

[Cable168]

@billyboyg001 haha, dude you don't even understand. Learning how to play Bach is like trying to ride a bike again.... With 1 hand.

[billyboyg001]

@Cable168 i find you are confused. pianos didn't exist during bach or the baroque era. my comment had nothing to do with learning how to play his music.

[TheAndrewj96]

Good day! This exact time is equivalent to the portion in which I brutally take your life.

[scaper12123]

remind me what this song is. i can't quite remember

[guestuser2468]

Does anyone else have this strange urge to sit at a small table and sip tea while speaking in a snooty british accent to your high-class friends who are very cultured?

I also need a monocle and top hat

_| |_ ' - º:

[jackoalltades1]

@guestuser2468 dont forget the moustache

[stinkoman2x6]

Tea is sorriest thing I have ever...!

Oh excuse me if I'm interrupting teatime.

[CrimsonPhilip]

┌─┐

┴─┴

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[deividas56]

@CrimsonPhilip I say,spiffing!

[JJ72X72]

@CrimsonPhilip oldchap.

[JJ72X72]

@CrimsonPhilip Old chap. Older than GameChap.

[Jrto66]

@CrimsonPhilip like a sir

[SethMeverin]

@CrimsonPhilip I say good sir, this is marvolus.

[TheGuitarHeroHero]

Anyone else notice that this is Tetris' theme C on the gameboy?

[SuckichVideos]

@TheGuitarHeroHero Its actually a song by Bach. Put this after youtube.com/

watch?v=Zwzfx6tnpRA

It sounds like theme c but its not...

[dafiltafish]

i do declare, this music is absolutely superb.

[hellowaver]

I actually make it my mission to go off arial faith plates to hear the techno remix of this song as much as I can. It is AWESOME

[tstarkis]

I have to give Wheatly credit. This is actually really good music.

[EvgenyPenchev]

In case anyone is wondering this is Bach - Little Prelude in C Minor BWV 934