How to win Mario Bros in 5 minutes.

[Omegascithe]

Princess: Thank You Mario!

Your Quest Is Over.

GTFO.

Mario: 0.o

[Omegascithe]

LIAR! ITS 5 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS!

[Elvon98]

fire underwater.. just in mario :D

[Darnbath]

Cheater

[dinhnhobao]

Look at the time on the game screen...faster!

[EmosewaChan]

the part i discovered there were warp zones just today killed me.

/noob

[Mobzter702]

Lol after all that Mario still won't get laid -.-

[Xpg360]

yeah cause it take you 10501245 try to acually be able to do whaa he did in 5 minutes with 1 life....

[JoshuasTrollAccount]

Is it even fun if you can beast it that quick?

[KingRangerLive]

Yeah this guy was cheating.

[LucasJoe11]

you lied it was 5min 20sec

[jojogarbageman]

BEAST MODE ACTIVATED.

[roflmaolol1234]

this looks fake. mario kept going though the plant's heads, and through the fire. correct me if the game does this normally, but I'm just saying.

[ze0artist]

i already knew this stuff long way before this video was uploaded. i've been doin this technique in mario bros. since 1996. not really new to me.

[diederikminneboo]

Thumbs up if you came here via 9gag.

[adrianoET98]

9gaaaaaaaaaaaag

[imapieface]

Are you kidding me?

[Veraxa92]

From where do I can download this version ? but for PC !!!

[xRubbaDucky]

you know you have a life when...

[RoyceRK]

An English speaking Italian plumber in a Japanese game.

[PolarsIRC]

wow.. I jizzed my pants from level 8 to the end of the game.

[UnholyJesus181]

MARIO FEELS NO FEAR AND NO PAIN.

If anyone gets the reference, I'll Chou Henshin a cookie.

[NintendanGX]

johnny arrogant here makes jumping over pirahna plants look like the easiest hurdle in a kirby game...

[AlmIGhTyFall]

Holy shit!!

[DevilWithinKnight]

You're the best in mario gamer lol

[SaveGr]

wow !!!

[Alphazq]

3:28 *0*

[AznPanda369]

He's my freaking idol

[verlythiago]

Òó 

[codgamer72]

this guy has godmode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maceyoshiman]

Nerd porn right here.

[MajTazer]

OMFG! I knew Jesus played Mario!

[francerebiz]

more like how to get Mario laid in 5 mins!! after that rescue effort princess has no choice but to give up the pussy!

[cdbgauthier]

you are insane

[gabrielomega1]

True Story

[battledog13]

should put in the description that this is not legitimate. a lot of people are under the assumption that it is

[rojo1312]

@battledog13 You would need to be a mentally deficient 8 year old to come here under the impression you could beat each level without warp zones or glitches in 5 minutes.

[battledog13]

@rojo1312 that doesnt mean it doesnt happen

[rojo1312]

@battledog13 Yes it does.

[battledog13]

@rojo1312 not really, but okay.

[rojo1312]

@battledog13 Find me someone who can beat it in under 5 minutes with no cheats or glitches and I will personally record myself cutting my balls off and send it to you.

[battledog13]

@rojo1312 i dont think you understand my argument at all. i agree that its not possible. i disagree with your statement about how nobody could possibly believe this. because this is the internet, and sadly there are unintelligent people on the internet

[rojo1312]

@battledog13 If someone is that unintelligent I think they deserve the rude awakening that it is not possible.

[battledog13]

@rojo1312 agreed

[Majin13David]

the flowers or fire didnt kill him cheater

[tice1996]

@Majin13David no he is just doing timing right

[JaronGasm]

Alright will someone please explain to me how the fuck was there fire underwater?

[PutNameHere15]

i call hax, the flowers didnt kill him >.>

[Elbanditcasanova]

1,078 ARE STUPID

[avok95]

dude you'r like SO lucky in many places :P

[eddylon1983]

how did you get any thumbs down for this, this is fucking sweet

[mrsuperevee]

acually 5:30

[grampaglasses]

@ropentland he manipulated the hitboxes, and he timed everything correctly to avoid them.

[ropentland]

why didnt you die when you hit the things coming out of the pipes, or fall down the holes, or die when you hit the flame thing under water?

[Darkfire889]

@ropentland I am sure he hit the piranha plants (things coming out of the pipes) he should have died

[MrKaplanos]

jaooo nice, nice days

[MaskedUser04]

The title should be "How to win Mario Bros in 5 minutes (cheats allowed)." :P Whatever.

[eddylon1983]

@MaskedUser04 what cheats?

[MaskedUser04]

@eddylon1983 Well, you kept going through the piranha plants without getting touched... but as I said, whatever.

[busouraiden]

1ST TUNNEL TRANSITION IS EDITED! that tunnel shortcut isn't that short

[mrgameandmusic]

@busouraiden

yes it is

[MegaDubbz]

Brought back memories

[StickdudeXD135]

It would have been hilarious if Peach said "Sorry Mario! But your Toad is in another Castle!"

[POISONZzHD]

@YourSongsFTW don't think chuck norris needs a controller,he beat the game only playing with his beard

[nutzeeer]

or: how to win mario with the lowest score possible

[111Sonicboy]

HOLY F**KING SHIT!

[KaMiCiIfIcAtIoN]

Isn't this speeded up?

[mario64guy]

This is just the average first playthrough in Japan.

[darkrhyme666]

Ever considered actually playing the game? Seriously, you need to get laid.

[huray4random]

LIKE A BOSS!!

[OhSnapWinorFail]

boing boinb boing boing boing dink dink boing boing

[Repetz94]

i'm scary

...

really

[EvilToiletGuy]

@Repetz94 i think you made a typo ;)

[snipa37omega]

god you are the almighty king of mario bros we bow to u

[1234567jenny1234567]

omfg. i knew about all the hidden zones,

but them damn turtles were the death of me.

[HeatherHeavenly]

sware those plants got u a few times ;)

[ageappropriate100]

@cksugdad the other left, man.

[Dewok13]

I like the sound it makes when he steps on the turtles.

[Naikotasd]

that's it, do it as i taught u to

[7mitchello]

shit

[cspallante]

@cksugdad

Right is right and left is wrong.

[raphaelcmoraes]

I thought I was addicted before seeing this video..

[raphaelcmoraes]

this guy is on berserker mode :O

[cfxtheguy]

Bowser didnt even saw mario coming, but SURELY saw he leaving...

[Nomellamohaci]

That is nothing I finish Call of Duty Black Ops in 5min

[newkid765]

are you a WIZARD..

[pray9923]

@YourSongsFTW He dont need controller, he plays it with his eyes

[11FreakyStyley111]

I like the part where he speedruns.

[Soulflare3]

Watch it long enough and you realize it's fake

there's no way you can get that close so many times and not die, and several points where he actually runs into the enemy and doesnt die

also, game is very glitchy, so I'm guessing it's hacked

[Hobobeque]

@Soulflare3 Not Fake, it's just a TAS (Tool assisted speed run), which is an emulator which lets you rewind if you screw up etc, but when played out doesn't show the rewinds and stuff. He probably spent a couple of days or so doing this, but it playes out in 5 mins.

[Soulflare3]

@Hobobeque that makes it fake :P

[SenskradSedashy]

@Soulflare3 Its legit.Its showing how to beat it in 5 minutes.Why does it matter if he didnt show his mess ups?

[Soulflare3]

@SenskradSedashy If you mess up, that makes it not legit. It means it actually took longer, but you shortened it to make it look like you actually did it in 5 minutes.

[heaventayloriloveyou]

fake



[evilcaddy79]

I call bullshit

[p0k3m0n0071]

ok who replace chuck norris with mario?

[dViZeCreationS]

you have god mode._.

[dViZeCreationS]

At 3:53 they got sat down and he got a double kill

[dViZeCreationS]

LMAO Mario has speed hacks and super jump:D

[ExtremeRulez13]

5:00 HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCKBALLS DOES FIRE EXIST UNDERWATER!?!?!?!? SUPER MARIO BROS BREAKS SO MUCH LOGIC IT AIN'T FUNNY

[Kaot1kGaming]

@ExtremeRulez13 how are there man eating flowers popping out of green pipes that lead to hell? its a game!

[eleutheromaniac]

@ExtremeRulez13 actually fire can exist under water. there's even some vids on youtube.

[xLolLittleSweetx]

MOTHER OF GOD... O.O

[iiJoshbromley]

Every single comment on youtube is an attempt to get thumbs up how annoying!

[barkalar330]

Has anyone noticed that there's a comment about Chuck Norris in almost every Super Mario NES video on this site? =P

[anarcha24]

damm that was impressive !!!

[TheMichael991]

i've had it with this chuck norris jokes, they're not funny

[faustolg]

@TheMichael991 Maybe you want some Homo-christ-fag jokes, they are more funnier,

[Manchester006]

omg lol

[haakon4343]

That was not chuck norris.

Chuck norris don't need warp zone

[MaGiiCSHoTZz97]

when hes under water he gets hut by the spinny things WTF

[applebaum7]

somebodies asian

[WalrusMuffins10797]

2:23 to 2:25 im pretty sure he just walked on nothing

[jackass13ization]

SHIT

[MEGAMAYUN]

4:54 Hey, if we're under water, how can there be a-

[jaksulli98]

Press 2 heaps in a row.... Welcome to Warp Zone!

[jaksulli98]

At the end of 8-3 he stuffed up a little at the flag pole. Terrible! Hahaha, jks, that is just super amazing.

[iLovePainting28911]

chuck norris can in less than half a secone

[Maplegod100]

I have seen the light, i have seen GOD

[TheDarthbok]

Pretty sure I just found Jesus 

[PDreezy1]

Jizz in my panties

[OhayouNao]

I'm sorry sir BOSS, I didn't know Mario Bros was a ART. Epic.

[schlegelt]

Guy who beat it used an emulator. Saved the frames and if he fucked up, would backtrack.

[GreyTH]

@schlegelt It's not a Tool Assisted Speedrun, or there would have been a TAS disclaimer at the start of the video.

[schlegelt]

@GreyTH Yes, because every misleading video on the internet has a disclaimer.

[GreyTH]

@schlegelt That particular archive started putting disclaimers inside any Tool Assisted videos after it became apparent that people don't read video descriptions or titles and liked to bitch hardcore about how it the video wasn't legitimate, instead of actually enjoying it. Like you're doing right now.

[schlegelt]

@GreyTH I enjoy it for what it is.

Disclaimer: Video was tool-assisted.

[luca20yo]

chuck norris does this masterbaiting.

[EpicZantetsuken]

damn, i guess Mario REALLY wanted some of that Princess ass. way to go get it, man.

[HandreyAlex]

real man doesn't take the star... or mushroom

[Gianfranco92]

2:38 found a star. not a single fuck was given

[ayrickmadeira]

Did you get your homework done? nope.

[thoughtsthroughsound]

(mario enters)

Princess Peach: Mario, how the hell??? Did you fucking run here? I literally was just put in the dungeon? No it's just hard to fucking believe that we took a spaceship here, and you who had to run through miles of battlefield arrived at the exact same time? I don't want to fucking hear it mario! There's NOOO WAY! You're full of shit! I'm fucking staying...

[thoughtsthroughsound]

untouchable

[ricardofiorani]

2:23 - ...and not even a single fuck was given

[yaboyyates]

epic



[gogi5585]

Um this title is actually false !!!!! he beat it in like a minute all 4 minutes were stupid loading and coint counting screens. Amazing man =)

[Jackasslova]

wtf he has invincibity on :P

[BloodyBay]

And now I challenge this player--and everyone else on the internet--to beat Super Mario Bros. Crossover with Samus, Bill and/or Simon Belmont in under 10 minutes. Gentlemen, start your engines. >:)

[idloveadrink]

this is sheer awesomeness! usually i get bored and stop the vid...but i don't know why i just kept watching, skills!

[hottckiky]

i think it would actually be 15 minutes... not 5... look at the time thing at the top right... those is NOT real time... probably fast forwarded it x3 or something

[oazen62]

Vous avez pas remarqué que c'est du Tool Assisteed speed run ?

C'est assisté par Ordinateur

Je vous explique

Il joue pas sur NES Mais sur Emulateur et donc avec plein de logiciel il arrive ajuste les frame du jeu parfaitement pour avoir le plus court chemin et le plus rapide a faire !

c'est tout

[oazen62]

@oazen62 Et en ce qui concerne les fleures

C'est pareil le tool assisteed speed runner ajusté mario au PIXEL près Un peu plus près et il était mort Voila tout

Regardez la chaine de Realmyop vous comprendrez mieux

[oazen62]

@oazen62 Et aussi je rajoute mais le joueur quand il a fait ça . ça a pas duré 5 minutes ça je peux vous le dire

Parce que en fait le type il a fait des milliers de sauvegardes rapides pour faire des mouvements parfait

et en fait quand tu ajuste toute les sauvegardes ça donne 5 minute de video

je pense que c'est ça en fait

[DtoZ24]

gamer: chuck norris

[DtoZ24]

OH MY FUCKING BITCH HOLY GRANDMA SHITNESS!!!

[littletingoddess96]

this guy cheated you can tell cuz when he jumps over the flower thingys in the pipes he doesn't die. pretty cool tho.

[DtoZ24]

@littletingoddess96 he doesnt cheat you fool! take a closer look at it or play it by your own..

[littletingoddess96]

@DtoZ24 idk man it's just too close to the flower things. i have the NES too and played it still to this day.

[ZzIGaming]

4:08 made me laugh a little. He got all of the top flags and he does a little jump HAHA.

[ZzIGaming]

4:08 made me laugh a little. He got all of the top flags and he does a little farty jump HAHA.

[carnyzzle]

wow that guy has spider sense.

[lukepleaseshutup]

3:53 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[jinoah17emu]

Oh, yeah! Mario in ten min.! I remember these tricks when I was younger, but not as fast!

[THUNDERFFF]

he should've died at least twice! 

[xiaoxiao01]

take a look at the time... this is just fake -.- but even with the real 8 minutes its awsome :D

[cristianvaz30]

he lost 1 second at 4:10 jajajaj

[lifeside091]

the most impressive part is from 0:00 to 5:20

[eucalyptus3480]

This guy must be a sage... A FUCKING SAGE!!!

[stevehaines07]

oh come on the fire spinning things obviosly hit him, as does the hammer bro at 4:03 & pretty much every pirahna plant he goes past. bullsit

[Shablahable]

Where are the trolls??? You seen' any?? :OO

[xUnishop]

I like how the video starts at the "game over" screen.

[wade2thehamilton]

is this chuck norris' first time playing mario bros?

[Quaderteufel1]

epic mario pro!

[jadan18]

He shouldve died so many times...

[2cvsrule]

fair play.

[Shizzle544]

His ass should have died like 20 times! The fastest I've ever done this was about 8 mins

[pmdfan1234]

bowser got... demolished there

[D3adinad4y]

He should have died alot



[guidounee]

But it true a 4:29 he should died

[guidounee]

Im sure it's Chuck Norris playing

[stripes5150]

thumbs up if this video shot your nerves watching it

[tinyliney123]

@liberzlfc This is not really the correct video to be discussing World of Warcraft on...

[Dr3wspr4y]

Did this "expert speedrunner" really think that no one would notice him running into all the plants and fire

[TheBman2596]

i dont care HOW good you are at Mario. Ive got a girlfriend...

[Natsirt789]

this guy is dancing with the devil when he jumps over those fly trap thingos

[tinyliney123]

Yeah clearly fake. He hit nearly every plant and hit the rotating fire thing near the end

[XStonerBoyZ]

fkin win