Parasite Alpha Gameplay Trailer 2011

[popwhat123]

This is an "unreal" game!

[jamy286]

more i watch this, more i laugh! 

[Kekedollie]

Looks like an N64 game lol

[Drazic81]

"Are you kidding me? Is this a REAL game?"

i lol'd so f'kin hard! :D

[PowaShammy]

@Drazic81 This is in Alpha so the game is no where near finished but saying that, I can't see it being any good once it is finished and released.

[sammy2533]

This makes me laugh evertime!!! xD

[mrsmitiw]

Oh fuck this is so hilarious i have watched it so many times.

[lozgibbs243]

I've come back and watched this so many times (':

[TheKingAswe]

hahahahaha

[PowaShammy]

probably the best trailer commentary in the world...**opens can of Carlsberg**

[Rablea]

0:55 ROFL

[toGatherThinskin]

so it’s a poor copy of systemshock 2?

[TheRealGoodSoup]

Hahaha, this is pure gold!

[thejellyfisha]

THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THE FUNNIEST GAME OF ALL TIME. QWOP.

[Blasphyr]

Did Bethesda do the animation?

[BoomGoCreeper]

@Blasphyr lol

[Soreanol]

@Blasphyr It does remind me of Morrowind.

[Clonetrooper111]

This makes Combat Arms look good >_>

[IncredibleFalk1]

@natrtots LOL

[natrtots]

Coming to toasters next Winter.

[Hedgehoglok]

Funniest thing since Laddergoat :D

[TheJeroenhenk]

This is gonna beat mw3

[sowhatnowhere]

This will never ever fail to be hilarious.

[Berith003]

the jumping animation is better than call of duty

[subbelowzero]

Press 9. "Your gay"

[EFmw2clan]

@subbelowzero Press 9. "Are you kidding me?"

[SirContraband]

Obviously, 185 people weren't convinced by the jumping animations.

[Slurming]

Lol makes like a KNNUFFF noise at 3

[prinsmovies]

keep pressing 3 it's a amazing sound!!!

[KLT2013]

i love their laughs xD

[Fenirshadow]

...and that will be the newly waiting game to beat Call Of Duty.

[MrBenjalicious]

This is the funniest video ever!

[jarjarjake]

lol put cc on then go to 1:12

[ansettw]

xD 

[silverfoxx888]

what the fuck were game developers thinking when they made this game

[RupturedFarms]

I'm here for my daily visit XD

[jonatanblack01]

@RupturedFarms lol

[legitkid138]

Lol

[kiyoko0369]

the developers must be time travelers

[LocalRandomz]

well it looks better than COD

[LuniaVideo]

It's like a homebrew version of InFamous.

[Scoutmasta]

So this is a new game...here...umm its shit- wow oh um....(jumping is pretty convincing

[APredictableLife]

just waiting at the end for a minute expecting aomething to hAPPEN

[dantekick1]

ha fagyy vid lol JK

[xILambyIx]

Lewis' laugh reminded me of the YogPod days.

[sporemoresoft]

Below it's 2011

[DeeBee396]

press 8 then 9.

"I think your gay!"

[Corleone1337]

Are you guys shitting me? This is alpha footage; it's not supposed to be anywhere near how it looks in the end, since they've only got the engine running and made some draft models with draft gameplay.

[metaitachi]

@Corleone1337 Well, good time to make a trailer then

[Corleone1337]

@metaitachi Well, random YouTube folk aren't really the target audience for this kind of footage. It's mainly there to show that they've got the engine working and programmed some basic gameplay mechanics.

[newagepun]

For an alpha, that game looked extremely jerky.

[RabidDog22]

@jacquelynehamlin Thats some amazing GPS/house detecting/address locating technology right there, i do think i want to get a free xbox just by texting, i mean, ITS SO CHEAP

[JoeRyallz]

Press 6 repetadly :L

[serverstuff]

It's awful

[GamezGamer]

0:00 to 0:04 my new sms tone!

[SuperHypnoWave]

0:50 epic laugh

[popcornmatt3]

I laughed my ass off when I saw how horrible this video game was

[BrainBlowers]

You guys have just wrecked all the hard work they put into this game by simply telling all your fans its shit. But honestly its not that bad? Id be pretty proud if i could make a game like this. and its only the Alpha so your a bit quick to judge.

[popcornmatt3]

@BrainBlowers well it seriously is a joke, its has such horrible movement and graphics its funny. The people who made it should be happy they could make a video game but it helps them fix there mistakes by telling them it sucks so they know to not make a video game as bad as this ever again

[BrainBlowers]

@popcornmatt3 Crappy animation shouldn't be the reason of why a game sucks. Every page they have posted on is being spammed by little kids telling them "OH YOGSCAST IS SOO RIGHT THIS GAME IS SHIT!" and its like, can you just fuck off and let them finish? I'm not sure they understand how much work goes into making a game.

[popcornmatt3]

@BrainBlowers yes that is true, it depends on the story but the graphics are pretty bad and could do with some editing

[deathwraith1234]

@BrainBlowers Clearly no work went into this game.

[EloiseeHoney]

@BrainBlowers shut up, they're laughing at the trailer, they haven't played the game and they never said it's shit, they're laughing at the animation which is all you get with a trailer, and, tbh, i think everyone in the whole world who watched this will laugh simply because it does look so epically shit from the trailer.. that's not their fault it's funny, they just watched it and laughed.... like everyone!

[BrainBlowers]

@EloiseeHoney The main problem is that there making people like you think it looks shit. But honestly its not half bad. I've seen a lot worse. If anything people should be encouraging them. When i look at this i don't laugh i think that it looks pretty good and can be quiet popular in the future.

[EloiseeHoney]

@BrainBlowers what i'm saying is it looks shit, not that it is shit though, like them i haven't played it so i can't say if the game is any good or not, but considering things like doom, golden eye and the old tomb raiders were worse graphics than this and are still incredibely good games i'm not saying this is a shit game, i'm saying the trailer makes it look a bit shit.. and since i'm not mad on games this isn't a trailer that entices me to buy it and play it to find out if it's a good game...

[98smithg]

@BrainBlowers Well you clearly have no knowlage of game development then, im an indie dev and i can see this game is crap.

[BrainBlowers]

@98smithg I find it very hard to believe you contribute to making games in anyway shape or form. If you were into indie games you'd see that there's a lot of work to be done and the finish project is always much different. Where does lying on the internet get you?

[98smithg]

@BrainBlowers About as far as attemping cheap second rate phyco-analysis and making wild and unfounded speculation about someone you don't know on the internet.

[BrainBlowers]

@98smithg you mean the think you were doing to me a while back?

[ERKRAKANARB]

@BrainBlowers look up "overgrowth" gameplay and tell me this isn't crap

[BrainBlowers]

@ERKRAKANARB I've bought Overgrowth and I know that there team is very experienced and as a history in gaming. This is a bran new title and doesn't look as bad as the yogscast is saying.

[Naturetoa]

I can't wait till this comes out in 1997.

[joekenton]

IT'S LIKE QW-O-O-P! *snort*

[Edbrad]

To all those saying ITS ALPHA, They should not have released this! The fact they did shows they are proud of it!

[Tunafrisk]

Another WOW clone, lawl

[Samoopy]

The horrible movement animations look a lot like mirrors edge in 3rd person, (look it up) which is not a good thing.

[Kurifutonsan]

God damn it come on people worked hard on th......HA...HA..HA..AHAHAHAHA­HAH WDF MAN LMAO MAYBE THE WII WILL SUPPORT THIS LMAO

[DutchHeadshot]

Minecraft alpha looked ALOT better than this so stop saying 'this is only alpha'

[BrainBlowers]

@DutchHeadshot Minecraft Was all texture on cubes... dumb ass.

[Lucas4777]

Developer- YES!! yogscast is going to post the trailer of my game... Fuck...

[bertocaster]

182 people bought the game!

[funkchild75]

O:O

[Tannz0rz]

It would've been a great game... In 1999...

[damgaardxx]

181 people laughed so hard they pushed the dislike button

[lazathor]

it feels like just liking and favourating isn't enough :,D. i am in tears

[DoGz1337]

Watch this game end up being as amazing as skyrim. Then we will all be sad.

[Samoopy]

@DoGz1337 Watch Skyrim be as bad as this, then we will all kill ourselves.

[PerunaCommando]

for info: this game is developed by Domaginarium,who is independent game development company.

[GAlover99]

Ive played QWOP. It is alot better than this crap.

[Ghost652]

:,D

[mikeyafarris]

im in tears lmfao

[Clonetrooper111]

I feel terrible now.

[Achivments02]

iM GONNA MAKE THE JUMP! (falls)

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

[alrdd]

I'm laughing at all the tryhard defenders who can't take a joke. "derp its only alpha footige!!1!" that doesn't stop the game from looking like complete arse, and we are simply taking a joke at its expense.

[tlast2O12dude]

hahahaha hilarious

[Rald123]

When I saw the little lightning shooting thing, my first thought was "EWWW FAIL INFAMOUS WANNA-BE!!!!"

[FrikkenChicken]

@Rald123 ME TOO LOL

[admiralgumdrops]

simons laugh :57

[redkillerXX]

what is this game made in 2000???

[aktarus158]

181 people developped the game :p

[Punkerbob1]

It got crappy before they even got to do an intro!

[MyNaMeIsSaAr]

every time simon yells IT LOOKS AWFUL!!!!!! ITS ALWAYS FUNNY!!! it doesnt matter how much i had seen this b4 that is just the point where i crack up!

[Edbrad]

I love this video. For those saying its only alpha, they shouldnt release something so shitty to the public!

[ClicClikBang]

Man! All you guys had to do was show a bad game and laugh, and you made me laugh my ass off! XD Awesome job!

[ripperfart1]

That's gay game but funny as

[twentyoneandsix]

i must have this game

[MrTully87]

I love how just when you think you can't laugh anymore, the trailer treats you to an image of the character failing at the gimp jump and dying.

[appoXoppa]

What a fucking disaster of a game XD

[HazofDuty]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOW WELCOME TO YOGTRAILERS TAKE A LOOK AT A TRAILER OF A VIDIYA GAME

[caspar1997]

her legs are opposite when she dies at 0:49

[vashfan309]

dude thats is just like infamous but no lighting da fuck

[iwlddfryu]

why are you guys so funny?

[AndrijaG1]

fuck modern warfare 3 im getting this!

[Xazhi]

Cant wait till it comes out on the Xbox in 2001.

[MineCraftGuy11]

@Xazhi more like nintendo gamecube

[AQWTiagoMaxX]

Press:

1) Hello Lewis

2) Laugh

3)Laugh

4)Laugh

5)Laugh

6)Laugh

7)Laugh

8)Laugh

9)Laugh :D

[doomhorse]

This just made my night.

[menotyou717]

this year steam is going to be terrorised by bots sending parasite to innoscent users. the death toll is belived to be increased by 40% world wide and ¨madness and homicide by 100%. please devolpers.... dont put this game on steam. its not fun.

[Artonox]

This video, right here, made me subscribe :D

[karnkraftverk]

@Artonox Welcome to the good side of youtube sir!

[mrnikolito]

181 people who made this game saw this video

[SumiTobihi]

who else comes bak to this every other day? [:

[DjCheffolo]

@SumiTobihi i watch ths vid on a bad day then i piss my self laughing :D

[IliekIke34]

lol qwop

[Norphesius]

Anyone see the Man Zombie in the Women's restroom at 0:59

[gamekingjojo]

hahaha the link leads to QWOP

[glitcherPS3123]

thumbs up if u played qwop after this :D

[Yid1986]

Best.Yogtrailer.EVER!!

[Chekkogrnteam]

It's like QWOP!

[Sacharias1]

00:51 why does those knee's bend backwards? o_o

[CazyWazyWooWoo]

i love the way 90% of this is laughing haha

[Omegahybridx]

My sides! Ohhhhh.... (deep breath and wipes tears away) 1:15 says it all.

[jackjacke3]

this game sucks dont get it

[TombMan12]

Hey, this is the senior developer of Parasite Alpha! We are glad to announce that the game might ship as soon as 2012. Current alpha testing shows that a Bohn calculator can easily run this game in 102x43 on maximum details. Keep in mind this is early alpha,what you are seeing here.We will keep improving the game until... (nah, i´m just shitting you with that part :D)

Sincerely yours -TombMan12

(PS: that retard with the top comment about potatoes does not know what he is talking about)

[MrMegamonsta]

@TombMan12 Btw you got the name of the game wrong

[skudzer1985]

Do want.

[ReadyLOLRET]

Better QWOP-erate

[gamesalot]

those were placeholder animations give em a break its only alpha testing.

[lWILLMAKEYOUCRY]

dayum the main character is HOT

[murculater1]

@brettmobile dont be a whore bf3 is going to be the best game ever

[Brettmobile10]

better than BF3....



[SachiGirl9]

i watch this whenever i need a really good laugh :)

[cammato123]

infamous 2 for xbox 360

[juakinote]

@cammato123 looool

[Berith003]

@cammato123 if thats the case, xbox sure knows how to make a good game to shit

[Turbosonic98]

@CocaZola12Ps3 xD Poor you.

[TheRealYohoo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[theaveragejoe32]

HAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!

[goremini181]

ALPHA GAMEPLAY IS USUALLY SHIT (apart from minecraft of course)

[goremini181]

@CocaZola12Ps3 It's still in alpha so i wouldn't worry too much as they probably won't be able to release this if it is this crap

[ITGWDI]

"Powered by Unreal Technology, 'Parasite' takes place right in the middle of the trilogy storyline."

They plan on making this shit a trilogy? Really?

[AlphaNumericKey]

Oh god. It is the WORST game. I have ever seen. Rising Zan: The Samurai Gunman looks better than this.

I don't care if GOD HIMSELF wrote the script. There is no excuse for... THIS. Flash animation is of a higher quality. At least you can play DOOM on flash.

[CrasyDwarf]

@AlphaNumericKey I take it you have no idea what the "Alpha Gameplay" part means then.

[Pigeel]

Quop

[Pigeel]

Quip

[1stpKlosr2]

I only clicked cuz I thought this was going to be a new Parasite Eve game :/

[PhaedrusNine]

@1stpKlosr2 Me too!

[mariogamesucker]

ITA LIKE QWOP FTW!!!!!!!! THUMS UP 1:7

[mariogamesucker]

GAY GAME

[DvmFilmz]

My keyboard is now dreanched, i couldent stop laughing xD

[SpartanDeluxe]

*Developer of the game watches Yogtrailer*

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

[Vidzstreamer]

@SpartanDeluxe

They already did and they posted a thank you saying that they will take all the criticisms into consideration and work on them

[SpartanDeluxe]

@Vidzstreamer

Oh, well that's good. After all it's still Alpha...I mean...in this state they just can't release it. I'm sure they will work at least on the animations. I hope.

[Khadzea]

@SpartanDeluxe I dont think this will be actual game i think its more like parody or something

[SpartanDeluxe]

@Khadzea

"Parasite: This is how you NOT develop a game"

Would be a delightful title.

But I'm afraid, such parodies won't sell very good...except it's sooo bad, that it get's actually good. Which is very, VERY hard.

[superhobbitking]

LOOKS FUCKING SHIT

[Ekas12345]

big booty bitches!!

[MisterDeathGuy]

Qwop's graphics are better

[MrGotyouto]

I laugh but I feel a bit bad for the team who make this :(

[MrGotyouto]

look like virus wich was an horrible game but made like 10 or 15 years ago xD