•♥• 101 Ways To Annoy Severus Snape •♥•

[erikaerlingful]

Oh my god. This is so funny. xD

[DrWhopotte]

I buffered at 8:53

[mollieemail]

You missed eighteen and nineteen...

[Hermionerules100]

a thing you cannot do is introduce hermione to family guy,american dad,robot chicken,and Saturday night live also know as SNL and you cant tell hermione to say stuff from those shows

[arya54329]

tell me, love. my all. guess what is in this jar.

Wait , you`re not snape!

[1blahblahblog]

OK i tried these at hogwarts, and HARRY POTTER APPROVES

[CountryGirl15567]

i imagened me doing thesed

[Sesshomaus1fangirl]

this is the thing imma twi-hard bt i love the harry potter series still (bt my heart forever belongs to twilight) my fellow twi-hard friends call me weird for liking harry potter and vice-versa well why cant the Twi-hards and the Harry Potter fans just get along i mean like really btw love the vid

[breelee1400]

@Sesshomaus1fangirl ikr i love both series but dont get why it is so wrong to other people

[mac1355star12]

omg! tell him to use less conditioner

[barbieheaven]

SPOILER ALERT DON"T READ MY COMMENT IF U HAVEN'T READ OR WATCHED THE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Severus Snape is dead.

[superrandompeeps123]

@barbieheaven I have...his sons live on.

[WolfMagicbabe]

Oh god... You're just asking to get murdered. LOL I need to try these!

[obsessivebuddy]

Anyone else confused on what "The List" is?

[superrandompeeps123]

@obsessivebuddy its all of these ideas

[7lissrbe7]

omg. you did not have ONE shampoo joke! unbeliveable. but i liked it anyway! XD

[DisturbingRainbow]

Once I started laughing I couldn't stop! Everything just got better and better! xD

[Phsycosister14]

# 70 "Ask him if hes a vampire." Snape is NOT the vampire, Cedric Diggory is!! (He's Edward Cullen.)

[GravityTheKitsune]

YOU MISSED ONE XD

102: bring a tv in his office and watch dora untill he kisses you xD

[GravityTheKitsune]

harry:you owe me 200 galleons the hug fliped him out

voldemort:-_-"

[naughtygirl176]

what if harry did all this to him? oh shit.... lol complications (harry would have to say he's a girl) roflcopter

[FrenchWaters]

Um... is it just me, or could these tick off ANYONE?

[pielover953]

grin like an idiot lol!

[kaleeskitty]

My fav number 17 XDDD!!!!! I would yell that just to make any ones day :D 77 also

[MsAbixxx]

But I would most definately do number 22 XD

[MsAbixxx]

If someone did all the 101 things, Snape would probably kill him :(

But Harry would be lyk "YES! Someone Snape hates more than me!" XD

[DoctorTheWho1]

i do number 21all the time =)

[fishandroosterponies]

Rule 28 is the thing I would never do. The reason why Snape hates Neville so much is that he could've been the other chosen one and with that Lily would still be alive.

[theonlyMsBlackOps]

43-54 XD love it! 69 true dat! 76 wish I actually had one lol. 84-85 wuld be an awesome prank. thumbs up for 94,98,99! 101- make sure its after youve completed the first 100 O.o

[Difop]

where are 18 and 19??

[hangover844]

95 and 96 make all that 'i love sevie-poo' wrong just wrong

[KittehBear]

I'd do 34-41 whole heartedly <3

[JinxedJackOLantern]

This is hilarious!! I can't stop laughing!! xD xD 

[luckykittycats]

awesome



[moo14100]

Snape walks in on Harry and Ron watching this YouTube video.

Snape: Ten thousand points from Gryffindor.

[SpockLover27]

@snaperoxforever I didn't know what it was either! I used google translate, it means, "Tell me my love, my all" :P

[theiloveyou012]

what's the first song!

[TheCandirox]

i gurantee that almost everyone of these will get you killed...p.s. i sent this message from heaven where snaped sent me cuz i did everyone of these :p

[HPsmyLife]

Truthfully, is there anything that doesn't annoy Snape? Besides Slytherin kids of course. These would be more the kind of things that would get him into a blind rage.

BTW, what's Snape's little problem?

[moo14100]

@HPsmyLife Wait. Were you kidding? Well if you weren't, it sort of has something to do with that potion from the fifth way to annoy Snape.

[eartheneanneoQueen]

what does "Dime mi amor. Mi todo." mean?

[nessatrix]

@eartheneanneoQueen 'Tell me my love. My everything.' looooool

[KuroiShiruku]

102. sing, "techno, darkness and magic" in the middle of class XD

[GinnyWeasleyPotter96]

The last one should have been... The one you've finally been waiting for........101.Snog him...

[missamynapier]

Tell him  that Harry is his son, not James's...

:D <3

[cmb3223]

number 40 is sick but funny!

[Emmy11je]

Sing: "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"

Then say: "Yes, it is a love letter from you, listen:"

Read out loud: "Dear Lily..."

Yell at him: "Wait, you CHEATED ON ME!!!"

Slap him and run away crying.

(Make sure to do this when Harry's around, if only to have him stare at Snape so he'll turn an even more interesting color.)

[kykyboie]

i would try it but he was like avada kevrada and i was like dead

[Tenorsaxisdabestest]

12 People are in Slytherin House and Clicked "Dislike"

[dragonsrule61398]

@Tenorsaxisdabestest im in sytherin and i think this vid is hillarious

[GinnyWeasleyPotter96]

@dragonsrule61398 hey i'm that same girl who you talked to about snogging him on the hermione's 100 ways one. This video is just as good and maybe better. do u agree? Severus. who can't love him?♥

[thynameismrbob]

lmao 48

[Lotto15719]

LOL 86!

[slyrocks3]

I would probably do number 88 unintentionally. ^_^

[theonlyMsBlackOps]

@slyrocks3 my uncontrollable giggling in class would be from thinking about this video XD

[slyrocks3]

I'd do number 4.

*Snape rounds corner* *Chucks balls at dungeon wall* "PIKACHU! GO!" *Snape is pissed off* XD

[iLikeBillyCorgansBum]

i like number 5....if its what i think it is

[VampireQueen33]

You would die or be stuck in detention until u graduate if you did any of this....but it would be sooo worth it. lol =)

[HeyRuca]

Hahaha

[holliztr831]

This would be funny.

Put a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign on his bed. And when he's sleeping make his alarm clock go "Oops I did it again" every five minutes.

[slyrocks3]

@holliztr831 Good idea, but it'll be tricky getting into his room..

[nonebutsaz]

#9 lol

[GothicAnnamal]

Sorry for repeat- thought it hadn't worked

[GothicAnnamal]

PS another way to piss Snape off:

1# Steal Dumbledore's pensieve and Snape's memory of being bullied by James and Sirius

2# Hold a public viewing of the memory for the entire class/ school (depending on how brave you are and how much you wish to piss Snape off)

3# Tell all the girls to approach Snape at random points during the week and to sweetly ask him, "Professor, would you like me to wash your underpants for you?" (refer to Ch 'Snape's Worst Memory' in OotP).

[GothicAnnamal]

Really funny. Bit random but glad you included the WT song x.

[slyrocks3]

for 50 may a recommend the Room of Requirement?

[Snivelly1997]

lol although I'd probably be in Slytherin if I went to Hogwarts.

I'd probably confund a first-year, its more fun!

[MrsMalfoyGirl]

haha what a legend this is amazing

[slyrocks3]

30 will probably get him telling you his life story..Which is worse than detention..

[envysdaughter]

i giggle uncontrollably in all my classes, the teachers have learned to ignore me but its still funny

[MandyPandy1652]

BLOODY HELL IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! lol xD I died.

[LilithSterninAddams]

Dude I'd never ever do any of this stuff to him but then again I probably would be (along with fellow Slytherins plus I like Snape) coming after anybody that did any of these things to Snape so yeah but I must admit that some of them are quite good plus they'd get you butt zapped clean off if not killed

[hpandSnape]

This is so funny!!!

[kiwiluvchoco333]

ha ha ha ha 26 and 27 omg what do you think he would do [1000 galleons he would get really sweaty and start stuttering and freak out

[AlloraWillRyanFan]

#26 FUNNY



[chocolovedov]

the list of what?

[wolfwarp]

@chocolovedov

THE PREVIOUS HUNDRED. XD

[spikemoe1]

@lalalandgirl101 This all happened 2 years ago when I was 12, but still I feel the need to apologize for my outrageous comments. I was an angry boy, not to mention I knew very little about sex and sexual stuff. I hope that explains everything. Maybe I shouldn't have been commenting on YouTube in the first place, but I was curious—not to mention ignorant, and it was my fault. I am 100% human, thank you very much. Your video is hilarious.

[lunadiablo666]

dye his hair purple with glitters and his robes pink that will piss him off

[sarbear1521]

lol 'dime mi ador. mi todo' means 'tell me my love. my everything' XD

[KillerSlashProduct]

Wow...this was hilarious!!! I was doubling over in laughter!! OMG!! Awesome!

[musicaltwin101]

These are hilarious. Make more of these! ...though with this character, you can add "being more than a second late for his class" and "not being in Slytherin" and "going to Hogwarts" but those aren't as funny!

[meonlymesonotyou]

These are so funny <3

[KaTiEZZZZLoL90210]

ahahahahah i get it give him the list of ways to annoy him

[chocolovedov]

@KaTiEZZZZLoL90210

aha now i get it XD

that'll make him SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed of he'll not only git mad he'll explode too!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!

[DanielleMegEgg]

lol :-D very funny

[ginnyharryfan22]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL!!!!!!!! I love this video!!!! Cudn't stop laughing!!!!!

[MasYMenos13]

102: Give him Herbal Essence for his birthday, wink, and walk away.

[BakuraSR45]

kinda wierd for a student, but im in lol

[siyasisa]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahhahahahahahahahaha

[rcoiteux]

48-50

Easy if you're a girl. Hide in the girl's bacthroom.

[SlytherclawXD]

2: I would so do that.

12: FUNNEH!

30: I wouldn't be able to resist xD

The whole Song That Never Ends/kiss thing: I would also do that. Minus the drunk thing.

70: And then run. FAST.

78: XD

81-83: ......

101: Best idea ever.

[IloveeTiny]

@SlytherclawXD I don't get the last one

[XxxZaDomSpremnixxX]

48,49 ahahahahahahaah

[TheMsMeep]

Somebody has a crush on Snape.

[jessie15273]

ask snape if he knows the song that doesnt end...

sing the song that doesnt end...

while drunk...

in the middle of class...

during a test...

when he asks u to stop tell him u put a charm on urself and cant stop... unless he kisses you...

a real kiss...

in friont of mcgonagall hagrid and dumbledore....lol

[harrypotter11968]

@jessie15273 thats stupid....

[jessie15273]

@harrypotter11968 it was in a vid.

[stsars13]

# 100! Funneh XD

[cutiebug1116]

what's an aaraction?

[EvalinaxCullen]

i think it was ment to say eretion?

[cutiebug1116]

and eretion is what?

[EvalinaxCullen]

u seriously don't know ? haven't u done sex eduation at school yet?

[dragonsrule61398]

@EvalinaxCullen i know what that is and i havent done sex ed yet im also 12 dont ask how i know

[ShadowDemon5695]

What exactly do you say in spanish?

I figured out 'mi todo' means my everything(I think...), but what does the first part mean?

[Rawritskristennn]

dime mi amor, me tido.

It means 'tell me my love, my everything.' Or well I think thats what it means.

[MidgetBuddie]

Number 4! GO PIKACHU GO!!!!!!!

[bandgeekxx20]

26 & 27 LMFAO

[MsToughcookies]

the best video I have ever friggin watched

[SilverBerenznoff23]

That's ... mean? Akward? A dream come true? Funny? ....We'll go with all of the above! ^.^

[Loveheart1997]

lol 4 ,8, 9,11, etc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eileen58]

OMG! SOOOOOOOO FUNNY! You're missing a few, but this is very classy stuff! Make more vids like this please! I love them all!

[chainsawgood123]

Very funny, but where are 18 and 19?

[iluvfraser]

48 ROFLMAO

[snapeswidow2008]

"when he's eating in th great hall, hand him a spoon, and when he gives you a funny look say"for cutting out hearts, Proffesor!"(if you"ve seen Robin Hood you"ll understand this one!)

[MidgetBuddie]

Hahahahaha! OMG i rememeber that! :)

Gret video! LMAOOOOOOOO

[Gabrielle1990]

@snapeswidow2008 I loved that movie, also Galaxy Quest he was funny in that too. I would love to walkup to snape and use some of those lines.

[snapeswidow2008]

lol! these are great!LOL i'd so do number2!LOL

[thefollower201]

What does dime mi amor mean?

Love your vid btw showed one of my friends she luved it 2

[Ilubhearts]

One of the funniest videos I've seen on youtube. Definitely gonna try some of those.

[Alexa93artaker]

grate job

[1997poplip]

tu es LOCO

[7xXcookieXx7]

BRILLIANT!!!! can't stop laughing!!!

[boogieC13]

lmfaoo, 100 was the funniest

[JDavis4U]

I don't get it....

[boogieC13]

cause tim burton likes gothic stuff, and his santa clause would be just like snape

[kandinsky51]

I thought #101 may have been "buy him some Herbal Essences Shampoo" :L

[fionarachael]

whats 87 :S i only see up to this bit

...rash" the ni

then nothing :S

[gamershe17]

it might be something like "the night before"

[fionarachael]

hmm .. maybe haha,, im useless at thinking lmaoo

[WoodstocK6972]

I wish I tried these on my damn 10'th grade science teacher. he almost caught me smoking pot in the bathroom once and has been on my tail ever since

[DanaiLin1200]

LOL #5,31,32, AND 34 HAHAHAH

[carlisle8888]

21 and 12, the spanish was the best. That was a brilliant way to finish it as well :D

[fleathedoosh]

what did that mean in spanish anyone?

and btw i LOVE this!

[bloodyblackrose147]

luved the tampomin tomato juice, and the condom they where so funny

[rainbowgirl678]

lmao!! i've done #2 b4 i am such a dumb ass!

[DelveIntoMySoul]

I Am Sooooo Going To Use These In My Next Fic. TeeHee_EvilPlansForm_ Me Cannot Wait _StartsSniggleingUncontrolably­ForFiveMinutes_

HemHem,

Delve.

[NeveRshoutWhitney]

I asked my geography teacher if he was on his period once(:

He got pissed.

[YourFriendCarmen]

@NeveRshoutWhitney :D ROFLOL!

[XxxBrakeMeAgainxxX]

Me and my friend Autumn are making a Snarry Slash, and we're going to be obnoxious while using these

[lewisstonerhouse08]

lmfao rofl pmsl go pikachu go

[TheScreamingWinston]

The Spanish in the video means: you're my love. You're my everything. LOL XD

[littlenightfox]

when i translated Dime mi amor. mi todo >> i got Dime mi amor. My Everything

[911tiki]

i like number 94. Tell him you'll give him a cookie if he smiles and his face dosen't break.

[kittykatlambert]

LOL!!

[hptwilight95]

LMAO this is sooooooooo funny :D

i like #20

[canadasreallybig]

lol the tattoo one is funny # 3

[paranormalgurl]

whats its say in spanish?

[sorjen61]

LOL!

[KakashisenseiFreak]

Not to be a pain, but what about 18, 19, and 25?

[MariAnn967]

I have a one that would annoy any teacher

Write on a paper "Alpha Kenny Body" and pass it to someone right when Ur teacher is looking . Make him/her read it outloud and if he does its gonna sound like "I'll Fuck Anybody"

[Raxel1447]

Thats a good one!! XD

~Raxel~

[pinkylips5]

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ANNOY SNAPE!? oh, and the tattoo wouldn't be fake for me

[deathcat51]

so true, hasnt he suffered enough?

[guitarherogirl666]

I love #75! lol

[TheMoodshifter]

i tried 20 to my teacher

[Cendiej]

Fantastic! =D

[151292291]

what the hell is the song that never ends?

[Pretty0wolfie]

this is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends some ppl started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll be singing for because it is the song that never endss...ect

[Mechelle68]

Approach him with a bottle of shampoo.

[yoshima24]

That should have been on there lol RUN!!