My ultimate ambition in this life is to own a modified car. I'm giving up my business and my online trading and my further education so I can focus all my efforts on smoking drugs, modifying cars to impress local chav girls, kicking in the heads of those with higher IQ's, hating the police, living in a shitty bedsit, drinking all weekend, shaving my head, wearing tracksuits, etc etc etc. This video changed my life. I can see I've been wasting my life until now.
It looks shit and Its horrible to drive because it bottoms out, the wheels limit the lock, the handling is shafted and people laugh at me. I can't go on a track day because its too slow, bottoms out , the wheels limit the lock so it won't go round the hairpins, oh and the marshalls are laughing at me. It fails its MOT because when it goes onto the ramps it bottoms out, the tester can't get it onto full lock,and all the mechanics are laughing at me...
...I keep getting stopped by the police for driving an unroadworthy due to the car bottoming out, all the things that meant it just failed its MOT, oh yeah and they keep laughing at me.
So I decide to sell the car on eBay believing I will get my money back. My reserve is set at £9000 and I have pointed out the fact that this car is unique and will turn heads everywhere. There are no bids and my car is on barryboys being ripped apart...and STILL they laugh at me!
Hahahahaha! Could not have put this better myself. Why do silly little boys spend all their pocket money shouting about the fact that they can only afford a 'shitbox' car? They are only cool in their own minds, everyone else thinks they are ridiculous. A cheap mod car advertised on ebay should say in its description,..... 'badly molested with..., probably dangerous, engine fucked to within an inch of its life and will fall apart next week & free fluffy dice'! only £9000! ROFL!
curti..:D
jguiish 1 week ago
Wow tuneing 4 children lmao, they get alot of pocket money, i never did :-(
sfavbtfv 1 year ago
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My ultimate ambition in this life is to own a modified car. I'm giving up my business and my online trading and my further education so I can focus all my efforts on smoking drugs, modifying cars to impress local chav girls, kicking in the heads of those with higher IQ's, hating the police, living in a shitty bedsit, drinking all weekend, shaving my head, wearing tracksuits, etc etc etc. This video changed my life. I can see I've been wasting my life until now.
js9032h57fb22j487dje 1 year ago
pretty bad.... guys its sheat. tunning is for children
arturcn 1 year ago
the police pulled me over today and sed m8 uve just jump a red light i sed fuck off its 13 ft tall
lewisf726 2 years ago
I know what, lets fuck up a car!
It looks shit and Its horrible to drive because it bottoms out, the wheels limit the lock, the handling is shafted and people laugh at me. I can't go on a track day because its too slow, bottoms out , the wheels limit the lock so it won't go round the hairpins, oh and the marshalls are laughing at me. It fails its MOT because when it goes onto the ramps it bottoms out, the tester can't get it onto full lock,and all the mechanics are laughing at me...
P4rtis4n 2 years ago 2
...I keep getting stopped by the police for driving an unroadworthy due to the car bottoming out, all the things that meant it just failed its MOT, oh yeah and they keep laughing at me.
So I decide to sell the car on eBay believing I will get my money back. My reserve is set at £9000 and I have pointed out the fact that this car is unique and will turn heads everywhere. There are no bids and my car is on barryboys being ripped apart...and STILL they laugh at me!
P4rtis4n 2 years ago
Hahahahaha! Could not have put this better myself. Why do silly little boys spend all their pocket money shouting about the fact that they can only afford a 'shitbox' car? They are only cool in their own minds, everyone else thinks they are ridiculous. A cheap mod car advertised on ebay should say in its description,..... 'badly molested with..., probably dangerous, engine fucked to within an inch of its life and will fall apart next week & free fluffy dice'! only £9000! ROFL!
jamesham12345 2 years ago
the wheels let it down ,, could do with some white 5 spoke 17's
azzierascal 2 years ago
love these cars once their done up they look sick!!!!!!
xcaljordx 2 years ago
better if the pics were in order. still mint tho
phatkenwoo 2 years ago
bet you would smoke my R32 GTR! danm that car is shit
Afterlife3369 2 years ago
meia boka!!!
la no brasil se ve de melhores, acho q faltou inspiracao na praparacao aew do corsinha....vlw
roneisilvaaa 2 years ago
shit man that must be running like 350-400 bhp?? i bet that body kit and wing make it rapid quick....
fljoshua129 2 years ago
to do brows use maskin tape for da angle you like and dat it
jiberjaber123 2 years ago
what do you use to cover the headlamps and shape it so straight, and how do you do it?? xx
Snowhitman 2 years ago
you use brow's but most people will filler sand and paint the joint to make it all smooth
SaintSmee
5aint5mee 2 years ago
tres belle corsa :p
opel!!!
koen1597536 3 years ago
The song is ...
ARTIFICIAL & SPACECORN - INSIDE OF ME
greenhillsyt 3 years ago
corsa forever
Szakal442 3 years ago
song name ? please
mrowek1991 3 years ago
cosi si fa no tuning non fiesta'
odisea1261 3 years ago
HOOOOOO!!!
Gosteiii
da transformação do corsinhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
fico muito locoo!!!
bonitãooo!!!!!
sera que meu corsa vai ficar assim????
kekekekekkekekekeekekek
brunoevertonfavaro 3 years ago
superbe video mon petit ludo et superbe caisse
gros bisous
Mag
mamanmag 3 years ago