Jesus Has Returned as Cat Fur

[manyeyeshere]

What song is the intro and outro?

[Richunite34]

i found jesus on the internet

[thegolesify]

I am going to sculpt Chuck Norris into a Dorito just to see what will happen...

[Gasketfuse]

I thought you were Jewish...

[wordword31]

YOu atheists cannot hide anymore.lol The most powerful atheists of the world have released The Archko Volume.

[LORDMETALMAN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



[danielvincentkelley]

Another great video man! Ima sub for sure.

[MaxXimumPain]

CHEESUS!!!!

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@MaxXimumPain You made me laugh really hard, +10 for you my good sir!

[graceman25]

Yay Fox and friends! oh and rabidlarmer, one of the primary tenets of christianity is giding stupid bullshit into reason.

sorry, its not an easy job, but at least people spew hate all over you for it......

[DroveThemInsane]

What the hell was that "duh" part at the end of Fox's report? XD

[VocabWord]

Is it that mischievous badger, Jesus Christ?!

[melonade1972]

omg... that's clearly old Greg... stupid stupid people..........

[ekf501]

*face palm* XD lol I laughed so hard

[IvyroseGullwhacker]

Jesus in a bag of Cheetos?!?! What is religion coming to?

[muzzdeni28]

I dont have a problem with god, just his followers.

[HaydynTheGreat]

@muzzdeni28 According to you, apparently ALL Christians are this crazy. Stop judging the majority by the minority.

[muzzdeni28]

@HaydynTheGreat "stop judging the majority by the minority" what does this mean, am I judging the majority, Christians? am I the minority? an atheist?

[HaydynTheGreat]

@muzzdeni28 I was wondering if I was slightly confusing. Basically I was saying do not judge all Christians based on the crazy ones. People claim to see Michael Jackson in a tree. Stupidity is universal.

[muzzdeni28]

@HaydynTheGreat I am surprised that you thought I was having a go at Christianity,

Yes your comment was confusing. But I get it now the Majority of Christians are not crazy, but I am not talking about the crazy ones, Just the ones with a Very strong belief in a God/s, not just Christianity.

[EmoVeganFan1]

OMFG LMAOOOO XDD This is my fave so far. <333

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

That photoshop of Gladstone with all of those muscles was really convincing.

I think he would be incredibly handsome if he gained some muscle.

[Bardlettt]

I'm never wearing a shirt to church again

[SuperDuperGir]

I'm litterally crying from laughter!

[krrrruptidsoless]

It looks like the monkey from mars. Far out man.

And a mechanic found god in his valvetrain.

A cat found a dog that looked like a fool. So it smacked it. And who reported it does anyone recall. That's right I don't remember either. That is because brainwashing has been effective for the past sixty six years. Starting in the month of June which is the sixth month. We are doomed by the devil which was seen by god.  And this reenactment proves it.

[TheBaronGuy]

Theres a song called big butter jesus you ahould watch its funny.

[kjohnson61285]

Plus I would think If i was God i wouldn't waist my time on cats fir or a damn bag of Cheetos! So if I found the face of Jesus in the leaves I'm raking today you mean I can be on CNN... Hey everybody I found the face of Jesus in the leaves in my back lawn. If you want to see Jesus or the work of Jesus, come spend some time in the E.R. where I work. that's where you can find true works of God

[kjohnson61285]

Lori Johnson is my step-mom I'm embarrassed to say that by the way too. Some people will do anything for there 5 Minuets of fame, its rather sad. If you look hard enough at anything you can see whatever you want.

[dasstu]

Look at that. "Cheesus Found." Even the graphic designer didn't take the thing seriously.

[sedwaykid]

hate by numbers isnt that funny....hmmm

[raikidoodles]

im a proud Christian, yet i dont agree that Christ can be found in a cat's fur or a bite of cheetos. That's a stupid thing! So what will happen to that fur and a piece of cheetos? are you going to place that in an altar or a church and watch it degrade by itself? Give me that bite and i will eat the Jesus you are taking about! and after a day or two you wil see your so called Jesus in my poo poo! Christ has risen! Our saviour doesn't die on the cross for these craps! pls spare God!

[SuperEvilLemon]

this is a load of garbage lol...

yeah and guess what.. i found a picture of jesus AT A CHURCH ON THE LETTER "t" OMFG WTF LETS ALL GO RUNNING TO FOX NEWS TO TELL THEM

[moklh]

Hey don't be ashamed of being a Christian. They ought to be ashamed. Be outragged at the losers who think Jesus is a cheeto, or who are prepared to profit from a sketchy likeness. Thanks Gladstone, as a conservative Christian I'm happy for people to poke fun at the fruitloops and ask the hard questions. Like your stuff, Keep poking fun. Michael, Ariah Park, Australia

[clankbot9]

"id like to see fox top that"

" a woman claims to have found Jesus in a snack sized bag of Cheetos"

*face-palm*

[wyrmlvr]

And thats all

For now

[UnavailablexName]

lol, you are halarious.

[lilmummykc]

bahahaa so funny

[lolfreak21196]

OMG I LOVE THIS SHOW!

[BileChunk]

This makes me ashamed to be christian.

[RabidLarmer]

Dont be ashamed just stop being a christian.

[Wastonn]

I agree! Amen to that!

[bhsaf]

LMAO XD

[pinklavigne231]

@RabidLarmer Some people are just so desperate to find tangible proof that God exists. If you're really a Christian, you don't need proof. All you need is the Bible and a little bit of faith. (Kind of corny, isn't it? But SO true...)

[jamsta84]

i would eat the head first mmm :D

[drServitus]

dumbass christians

baaaaaaa baaaaaaa

[Pcdoctor43]

Men you are a JERK!!!

for posting this crap!!!

[JCI1990]

ppl are crazy... jesus is real but comeon!

DIR HUR MY CHEETO LOOKS LIKE JESUS har har har im retarded!

[noobsvensken]

2:20 ...

sexy!! :O

[noobsvensken]

ahahahahaha

[milestarcar1994]

gladstone is boring in person

i find him funny only in his articles

[Shigren]

the truth is she was stoned when she stumbled upon the cheetoh.

[ConvoyScout]

XD Cheesus Found

[alexlanelayderjr]

the cheetos looked like a cross joint. something tells me they never ate the cheetos.

[WallpaperViolence]

See now this is why American news is far more entertaining then it's British counter part because over here in boring Blighty...well we'd eat the fucking cheeto and never think about it again and if we where insane enough to call someone they'd be too busy being self satisfied to care...damn you America, you've cunningly mixed utter cretins with the news we only get scum and plebs on ours...

[shittyfagg]

@WallpaperViolence CHAAAAVVVS

[DeathSlayer2]

if its not jesus-shaped, i dont wanna know about it.

[ashleynl101]

..that cheeto looked alot like an orange dick to me.

does this mean i get to be on the news now?!

[cramram6666]

Swaim>Gladstone

[CeleryandCarrots]

LOOOOL!

God bless that cat! x

[killoger]

Didnt Jesus say he will come back as a lion? Because if that the case god lied to him and made him in to a house cat.

[bccanada2005]

repent repent for the kingdom of Yehovah is at hand, this message will self destruct

[directthis29]

nothing personal...but there really arer a group of people that dedicate themselves to finding Jesus...or "cheesus" in food? REALLY?! I guess He could come to people like that...but I think that our divine God has better things to do than appear in a bag of chips...or cat...or potato...lol...God Bless

[0111919]

im bored on cam

SOMEONE TALK TO ME Om

[ssalex2309]

i saw a guy dressed as jesus on halloween! haha

[scooterkid37]

I couldn't see Jesus in the cat. But the cheetoh IS rather convincing...

Anyway, it's great criticism. Just remember that there exists slow news days...

...then again, every day at FOX News is a slow news day. OOOOOOH!!!!

[Saromatae]

I am an official representative of TDIOOCDS and I find this video to be very offensive.

Thank you.

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[RayneBloodMoon]

please don't tell me that there's really a Divinely Inspired Organization of culinary Diety Seekers. Cause that's just fucking retared!

[Saromatae]

No there is no such thing as culinary diety seekers. Just my warped sense of humor.

[mrvader24]

I ordered a quesadilla at a taco bell and there it was on my quesadilla, Jesus. But I was really hungry so I ate him.

[12we4rt7tu]

LOL

[whereisyourgodcom]

@mrvader24 Late, late night communion!

[alianne]

i once saw jesus in a splatter of cum in a porno

[paulhughes86]

ohhhhh may god, hahahahahaha, ah ha ha ahhh, i'm in fucking stitches.

EPIC!

[UncleKennybobs]

I pooed the Jebus.

[TransformersMatrix]

LOL! Wow! I found Jesus he was hiding in my closet lol! Was Jesus lost to begin with? He seems to be everywhere in this country yet people somehow JUST Found him lol

[foodforgreg]

that wasn't jesus... it was me. i raped your mother

[deadj1m]

Who even pays attention to anything Fox News reports on anymore?

[rgbda]

/facepalm

Come on huge asteroid, clean this shit up.

[deadj1m]

loll, that asteroid/meteor is long overdue.

[KieranG1337]

I CLAIM PROOF OF CIELING CAT!!

All hail cieling cat!

[LaughingLeaf]

lol awesome. Incredible at the same time!

[southasianboy]

hahahahahahahaha.....u gota be kidding me!!

[TheXtremeJuggalo]

Don't you mean U GODa be kidding?

Yea I have a retarded sense of humor.

[michaelsethmeltzer]

first?

[Eeptog]

congrats, now everyone will hate you