This has been one of the lamest advertising campaigns I have seen in a long time. Why does a religion have to go on about what or who it is if it believes in itself to begin with. It's sort of like thinking you have to justify yourself in society. My take on this is that they are running the campaign to get Romney into the White House, and they don't want everyone thinking that a Mormon is going to start World War 3, or move the capital to Utah. HI, I JUST TOOK OUT CHINA, AND I'M A MORMON.
I used to be a Mormon and I'm not anymore because the dogma of the Mormon cult requires belief on the basis of faith and the problem with faith is that it's a suckers game.
I don't understand why people have to be so hateful when it comes to Mormonism. Heaven forbid there's a religion of crazy-organized, family-loving, squeaky-clean people in the world!!! Don't read the Book of Mormon, they'll brainwash you into being too nice! (Honestly, there's nothing to fear about them!)
Are Mormons really so bad? The same way that the Cthulu cult gave us the Necronomicon, Mormon theology gaves us the breath-takingly beautifule romantic allegory-Twilight. A new imagining of Vampyres as sublime angelic sparkling lovers. Maybe Mormonism isn't all craziness if it could create a beauty like Twilight
@capgurken For the record, I live in Utah and... most Mormons hate Twilight. Mostly because it's a disgrace to literature and vampire mythology, but also because it's technically a little inappropriate for some Mormons (with all the sex, you know.)
It is no companion to the Bible as it speaks of Mortal Men becoming Gods and having Celestial Kingdoms. Plluueese! #1, there is only one God and there are no Gods before him or after him!! #2,There is only one Kingdom and that is the Kingdom of God! Get real people!
I have read this book, in two languages, and it is remarkable. If you like reading, and you have faith, an open heart and an honest mind, read it, you have nothing to lose, for certain. And don't let people try to bully or embarrass you out of it, as some seem to be trying to do with their comments here. I think cynicism is a kind of fear. That is my thought. So, be fearless, take a look, read the book! Good Luck.
i was raised mormon. here's my theory. Joseph Smith understood energy attraction, and that Jesus Christ is the most attracting being we've known about. the little information we have is enough to make the whole world pay tithes to churches who are politically motivated.
he harnessed Christ's pull of energy and formed a church with masonic ties. masons (globalists) are working towards a new world order.
@abledanger6 i studied the bible, and guess wat? i found out that this Jesus you say only did this for the isrealites, as previously the bible said that the isrealites are not worshipping the god who freed them from the egyptians (there are no documents or findings that proves the isrealite enslavement). so ya, jesus dont love you, that is if he exists
the writing for this commercial feels so unnatural.
it's easy to see why people are easily converted to mormonism. they promise you things you just have to have faith in like an afterlife. the reason mormons are so happy is because they are either,
1. uninformed about all the evidence against the existance of the people who wrote the gold plates. (there is none) and they want to believe in it because it's "UPLIFTING".
2. they know exactly what's going on and they have power over 13 mil. peopl
Great video mocking the fact that all religions are deeply rooted in the desire to feel good, and ... yeh that's mostly it. Ignore reality...but feel good doin it.
This commercial is kind of offensive ... i am sorry but i have to say it ... i dont have any problem with other religions , but this commercialism is not cool ... there are other ways for bringing people to your beliefs ... + you dont actually say that this is a religion or a belief, you just metion it as a book ... this is like proselytism ... something far away for democracy ... and this video is definately thumbs down for me !!!
@thodorAS3343 Growing up Mormon, I can honestly 100% agree with your comment. They acted like the Book of Mormon is just a fun read. No, it's a multi-faceted religion. It is not just a book... this is dishonest...
@iRoamGEEK Okay, they "MAY" be great people, but their church disgusts me, especially how the church got involved in politics and funded prop 8. I hope they lose their tax exempt status for that.
what i don't get is that the lady says that the book of mormon is a companion to the Bible when they don't even agree with eachother 90% of the time. She also mentions how the book of mormon is uplifting, but why read the book of mormon when you already have the bible to uplift you? I think that whoever wrote the book of mormon made it up. Thumbs up if u agree.
One sick, filthy and evil cult. That's what the cult of Mormon is. The entire state of Salt Lake Shitty, Utah is run by sick, evil, vile scum Mormon cult members who run a sick, racist, white supremacist cult. A sick cult that got hatred and bigotry passed in California when these magic underwear wearing cult members funded Prop. 8. Mormonism is not a religion, it is a an evil, sick, racist cult that needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth. Fuck you and your sick cult you Mormon scum.
are the only people who watch these videos people who are just looking for different ways to insult mormons? grow up! and i wish i could take my view back from the idiot that made this.
Galatians 1:8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse!
2 Corinthians 11:4 if someone comes to you and preaches a Jesus other than the Jesus we preached, or if you receive a different spirit from the Spirit you received, or a different gospel from the one you accepted, you put up with it easily enough.
A rather lame joke for such a long set up. As for the BoM, a more patently absurd fraud can hardly be imagined. I was left w/ a copy of it by some missionaries who visited me. I poked around in it. Such wooden, padded prose, by an semi-literate man trying to imitate King James can not be taken seriously. How anyone who actually tries to read thing can walk away w/o holding it in utter contempt is just astonishing.
necronomicon is what i jack off to at work at night i visist jizzhut.com but on sunday well lets just say im glade theres no camerca in my closet hahahahahahh icp fucks the world
Honestly can you really trust someone named Joe Smith!! sounds like a fake name. I read the book of mormon ''Moron'' and the pearl of great price and found THEM to be the worst bullshit this side of planted earth!Gosh!! i thought the bible was bad....holy shit!!what made up shit this book is!! it even has king james versus in it to show copy right infringement.
The Book of Mormon actually is a very good book of stories. They are really fascinating. I was raised Mormon and I find that the Book of Mormon is useful in my life as long as I don't really believe in it. When I start believing in it the way my family does, it makes me want to drink cyanide kool-ade
A small replica of gold plates can cure anything from cancer to bankruptcy. You're going to see restoration, you're gon-a see miracles in your life. The price? It's free, absolutely free! " FREE' but that promise of Godly miracles comes with a earthly request. 750 of MY followers ARE turning over all worldly goods for the privilege of joining. I invite you to do the same. Before you give me everything, I feel led to ask you to prove God with a $20 offering."
watch?v=DrvZiC3JTU8 shows in cartoon form sound Mormon theology, it may stun you! Girls don't get a resurrection with a wakeup kiss from the hubby!. I also i posted a cartoon with references for the Book of Mormon translation process...Head in his hat, seer stone in his hat,
Don't let the hot chicks in this video distract you. The Book of Mormon is a boring fictional book with absolutely no basis in fact. I bear testimony in the name of Jesus Christ that I know the Mormon church is NOT true.
Why do people hate Mormons/lds so much? What has anyone done to you that has made you so hateful to other? I don't make fun or hate on you flipping relious views so why don't you do the same. This world is full of so many mean things. Don't you want peace on earth and good will toward men this christmas well these comments are not very peaceful. I am a 13 year old girl. I do the same things as everyone else without the drugs and all the other harmful things that hurt not just myself but others
hmmmmm... cant people just accept the fact that the LDS church isnt trying to hurt anyone. Man these comments are sad and kinda creepy. I dont understand why people hate us so much.
You're not promoting the gospel of exaltation over salvation? The Mormon jesus says exactly that in Moses 1:37-39. Did you notice anything missing? Any mention of sin!
Mormon missionaries promote the BOM as factual, no matter what the church itself implies, that the church alone has the correct interpretation of the word of God, and that the Bible is missing many 'plain and precious things,' for none of which there exists a single shred of evidence in spite of what the church implies.
the mormans are wrong... the reason is because they say its a companion to the bible but it isint. the bible states that those who add to the bible will be punised, and then they have the nerve to come to our house and try to conert us and constanly trying again and again.
i hate how they say its a companian to the bible. good lord it is false information that was written thousands of years after the fact that promotes the beliefs of Joseph Smith and his visions and his beliefs.
I'm a Mormon. Your comments really hurt me guys. We're not a cult. It's really not so bad. But if you think we are a cult, so be it. But don't insult me or any of us by putting up nasty comments.
@TheOlypianGods This is the internet brah, don't post if you can't take the heat. I don't hate Mormons myself though, I just don't agree with you ppl and I have read the BOM before, all the way to the book of Alma to give you an idea and I just don't believe it at all, never once did I felt a burning in the bosom, heck, I even tried praying about, after that I really had the urge to go on the internet and do some research for myself and after that I still just don't believe it.
Moving and uplifting....you wont find that in the Mormon church. It is all about fear, guilt and pay. I feel sorry for all mormons because they are trapped into a cult and they cant get out.
mormons are ignorant racists that believe native americans are evil demons that were once white but god punished them and turned their skin red because they are supposedly demons.... fucking ignorant racist bullshit and i can tell u the reason their skin turns color is because of the sun stupid mother fucking ignorant mormans this is why i would rather read the necronomicon but its the same thing as mormonism its just the necronomicon doesnt try to hide it
@LilShaggy82 wow , someone needs a hug....what's up with all the f-bombs dude? anyway can you just go and practice your necronomicon and be negative there. I'm a full blooded Native American and your argument doesn't even make sense. If you knew what we as Mormons truly believed then you wouldn't be making such rude remarks. pEaCe oUt...oNe Love
@JoeyPittSteelers FUCK U!! UR FUCKING WHITE!!! IM NATIVE AMERICAN AND IT WAS SARCASM SAYING I BELIEVE IN NECRONOMICON AND IM ACTUALLY BROWN UR FUCKING WHITE WHO THINKS HE IS NATIVE AMERICAN JUST BECAUSE THE BOOK OF MORON TOLD U SO!!!!!! U FUCKING RACIST BASTARD!!! IM DARK SKINNED BECAUSE I STAY IN THE SUN A LOT NOT BECAUSE GOD HATES ME MOTHER FUCKER!!! IM NOT GANNA NEED TO STATE MY RELIGION BECAUSE ANY OTHER RELIGION WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS ONE SO SAY WHAT U NEED FUCKTARD!!
That's uncalled for and you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. And you have the gall to call someone else ignorant when you're an ICP fan?
@moparmonster1965 wtf?!?!? im not an icp fan lol what are you fucking stupid??? icp is fucking retarded and almost as retarded as this religion..... but not quiet there yet but it can happen. FUCK U FUCKING MORON!!! ONLY THING I HATE AS MUCH AS MORMONS IS STUPID FUCKING ATHEISTS!!! THEY BELIEVE THERE WAS A BIG BANG OUT OF NOTHING SO THEN THERE IS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN AN INSTANT..... sound even more stupid than god making everything in a few days.... lol few days is more believable.
@moparmonster1965 Well if you've quested on looking like a pompous buffoon then you shouldn't try any harder. If your intent was to get me to let you SUCK MY COCK THEN U FAILED!!! U FUCKING FAIL IN ALL LIFE, RELIGION, CLASS AND INTENT ON PURSUING AN UNWINNABLE ARGUMENT!
I once read the book of Mormon well a passage from it for a favor for a friend and when i read the battle it said they raised spears and wait for it---> SWORD<----- Now that is historically absurd there was no swords in north America Or south At except in the northern reaches of north America where the vikings used to trade with the natives But a viking would absolutely Never ever part with his sword let alone trade it to a person of lesser intelligence So lost swords of natives in time OrLIES!
@Torkenxoll yeah, but since those people also do not believe in dinosaurs, and date the age of the world at maximum 6000 years, this might not really be an argument to them.
And even if it was, you would not have to take it 'historically' of for a fact--- more like a huge collection of metaphoric stories... like the bible.
RAPE ME
chinkafghanman 1 week ago
HAIL FUCKING SATAN YOU FUCKING MORMON FUCKERS!
chinkafghanman 1 week ago
Imagine how many people the Mormon's could feed instead of using the money to pay some high level ad agency.
IngloriusBastard11 1 month ago
This has been one of the lamest advertising campaigns I have seen in a long time. Why does a religion have to go on about what or who it is if it believes in itself to begin with. It's sort of like thinking you have to justify yourself in society. My take on this is that they are running the campaign to get Romney into the White House, and they don't want everyone thinking that a Mormon is going to start World War 3, or move the capital to Utah. HI, I JUST TOOK OUT CHINA, AND I'M A MORMON.
IngloriusBastard11 1 month ago
I used to be a Mormon and I'm not anymore because the dogma of the Mormon cult requires belief on the basis of faith and the problem with faith is that it's a suckers game.
Snipe4261 1 month ago
@1iamtrying
Hey I'm a Mormon! The book of Mormon does change you what they said was true.
BearLakeAwesomeness 1 month ago
..... I read both Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants. I guess you don't like it don't read it.
LifetreeKolobGnolaum 1 month ago
Oh so crazy and stupid. Just like every other religion! Ia Cthulhu!
TheBatman1939 2 months ago
hail satan
uremomanator 2 months ago
I don't understand why people have to be so hateful when it comes to Mormonism. Heaven forbid there's a religion of crazy-organized, family-loving, squeaky-clean people in the world!!! Don't read the Book of Mormon, they'll brainwash you into being too nice! (Honestly, there's nothing to fear about them!)
SarahRubyK 2 months ago
Is that blonde the one from Charlie???? and the brunette is from the RM????
rickymontero 2 months ago
Magic Underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LordAvoc 3 months ago
So... reading the phrase "And it came to pass" 1200+ times makes people confident? Interesting...
akashibito 3 months ago
JESUS CHRIST! Help these people!
Sephern1 3 months ago
Are Mormons really so bad? The same way that the Cthulu cult gave us the Necronomicon, Mormon theology gaves us the breath-takingly beautifule romantic allegory-Twilight. A new imagining of Vampyres as sublime angelic sparkling lovers. Maybe Mormonism isn't all craziness if it could create a beauty like Twilight
capgurken 3 months ago
@capgurken For the record, I live in Utah and... most Mormons hate Twilight. Mostly because it's a disgrace to literature and vampire mythology, but also because it's technically a little inappropriate for some Mormons (with all the sex, you know.)
SarahRubyK 2 months ago
Will it teach me on how to summon Cthuhlu?
Undeadguy95 3 months ago
From the church of GEEZUS CRIST!!! I LMFAO xD
gxrcix525 4 months ago 8
It is no companion to the Bible... and you won't be a better person for reading it...so sad!
1imtrying 4 months ago 3
It is no companion to the Bible as it speaks of Mortal Men becoming Gods and having Celestial Kingdoms. Plluueese! #1, there is only one God and there are no Gods before him or after him!! #2,There is only one Kingdom and that is the Kingdom of God! Get real people!
Sulizon 4 months ago
Because being a submissive slave to a man is SOOOO calming . Fuck these sky daddy fantasies.
ihatestupidsignups 4 months ago
I have read this book, in two languages, and it is remarkable. If you like reading, and you have faith, an open heart and an honest mind, read it, you have nothing to lose, for certain. And don't let people try to bully or embarrass you out of it, as some seem to be trying to do with their comments here. I think cynicism is a kind of fear. That is my thought. So, be fearless, take a look, read the book! Good Luck.
TheMotherfly 5 months ago
fuck this
haukification 5 months ago
apparently the bible wasn't good enough
TheBravoFour 5 months ago
Free copy of The Book of Mormon? >_>
How many free copies? I have a fireplace and firewood is rather expensive at times...
underwatercookie 5 months ago 5
@underwatercookie
Another amazing sense of You Tube humor!
Smartboy8877 3 months ago
The necronomicon is way better! It doesn't make you feel good. It makes you feel insane! Which is just as well!
WhiteFang5285 5 months ago
Mormonism is a cult
DarkPonzu 5 months ago 2
i prefer the necronomicon
Ominous09 5 months ago 2
@Ominous09 I am sure you do
lpsbullion 4 months ago
It was good til they put Graham Chapman's voice towards the end. Not that I don't love MPFC and all that, I don't think it's appropriate for this.
YoungSHolmesfan 6 months ago
This shit is scary, that's why I'm an Atheist....
iTaKh 6 months ago 3
i bet she's a volcano in the sack, all that repressed...
tamerseeker 6 months ago 2
JESUS CHRIST SHE'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
Rhademanthus 6 months ago
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Don't read that book, sweetie! It's a counterfeit gospel of Jesus Christ.
brandenburg2388 6 months ago
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It's a gift from the Church of JESUS CHRIST!! Of latter-Day Saints
ArtistryofDebauchery 6 months ago
What, no padlocked bindings?
msk5410 7 months ago 5
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Gemeni3insane 7 months ago
i was raised mormon. here's my theory. Joseph Smith understood energy attraction, and that Jesus Christ is the most attracting being we've known about. the little information we have is enough to make the whole world pay tithes to churches who are politically motivated.
he harnessed Christ's pull of energy and formed a church with masonic ties. masons (globalists) are working towards a new world order.
abledanger6 7 months ago
@abledanger6 i studied the bible, and guess wat? i found out that this Jesus you say only did this for the isrealites, as previously the bible said that the isrealites are not worshipping the god who freed them from the egyptians (there are no documents or findings that proves the isrealite enslavement). so ya, jesus dont love you, that is if he exists
gamer7916 7 months ago
@gamer7916 jesus loves all.
abledanger6 7 months ago
@abledanger6 then jesus is a slut :)
GaryGotGame 6 months ago
the writing for this commercial feels so unnatural.
it's easy to see why people are easily converted to mormonism. they promise you things you just have to have faith in like an afterlife. the reason mormons are so happy is because they are either,
1. uninformed about all the evidence against the existance of the people who wrote the gold plates. (there is none) and they want to believe in it because it's "UPLIFTING".
2. they know exactly what's going on and they have power over 13 mil. peopl
abledanger6 7 months ago
and oh Great Gawd, that half face on top!
NewMargaritaville 7 months ago
@ 0:27 Woman: It has pictures?!! This is my kind of book!
GetSomeGetRight 7 months ago
"You've read the Bible right?"
I was convinced she was gonna say "WELL THIS IS BETTER!"
ronoc9 7 months ago
Great video mocking the fact that all religions are deeply rooted in the desire to feel good, and ... yeh that's mostly it. Ignore reality...but feel good doin it.
ericandcelena 8 months ago
@ericandcelena Hmmm. You aren't so different are you in that you desire to feel good mocking other people's beliefs. Hmmm?
plojka1 7 months ago
@gromtkn lol I'm mormon and I cringe when I see this video
vaughangarrick 8 months ago
This commercial is kind of offensive ... i am sorry but i have to say it ... i dont have any problem with other religions , but this commercialism is not cool ... there are other ways for bringing people to your beliefs ... + you dont actually say that this is a religion or a belief, you just metion it as a book ... this is like proselytism ... something far away for democracy ... and this video is definately thumbs down for me !!!
thodorAS3343 8 months ago
@thodorAS3343 Growing up Mormon, I can honestly 100% agree with your comment. They acted like the Book of Mormon is just a fun read. No, it's a multi-faceted religion. It is not just a book... this is dishonest...
tpstrat14 8 months ago
I hate how theres always trolls on mormon videos... give them respect, they are great people... and i aint even mormon!
iRoamGEEK 8 months ago
@iRoamGEEK Okay, they "MAY" be great people, but their church disgusts me, especially how the church got involved in politics and funded prop 8. I hope they lose their tax exempt status for that.
RadarNocturn 7 months ago
what i don't get is that the lady says that the book of mormon is a companion to the Bible when they don't even agree with eachother 90% of the time. She also mentions how the book of mormon is uplifting, but why read the book of mormon when you already have the bible to uplift you? I think that whoever wrote the book of mormon made it up. Thumbs up if u agree.
Cherriz14 9 months ago 2
@Cherriz14 Golly gee, you think so? Surely not, no one makes up their own religions...
guiltygearalonecompl 9 months ago
I may as well try it, I mean, what have I got to lose? I'll either go insane from the knowledge or be on my knees begging for a new Dark age.
deathspecters 9 months ago 3
One sick, filthy and evil cult. That's what the cult of Mormon is. The entire state of Salt Lake Shitty, Utah is run by sick, evil, vile scum Mormon cult members who run a sick, racist, white supremacist cult. A sick cult that got hatred and bigotry passed in California when these magic underwear wearing cult members funded Prop. 8. Mormonism is not a religion, it is a an evil, sick, racist cult that needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth. Fuck you and your sick cult you Mormon scum.
Satchel334 9 months ago
are the only people who watch these videos people who are just looking for different ways to insult mormons? grow up! and i wish i could take my view back from the idiot that made this.
tatertots43 9 months ago
I prefer the Necronomicon, I am an exmormon 4 realz
Svperstarr 9 months ago
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Galatians 1:8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse!
2 Corinthians 11:4 if someone comes to you and preaches a Jesus other than the Jesus we preached, or if you receive a different spirit from the Spirit you received, or a different gospel from the one you accepted, you put up with it easily enough.
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gatecrashrcanada 9 months ago
and this...is FREE BRAINWASHING! HOOAAAA!!!!!!
ಠ_ಠ
PriNathShow 9 months ago
this one is much better /watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8
iplayrb1 9 months ago
Does the chick come with the book?
iDarkAvatar89 9 months ago
81 people didn't wait till the end
BrokenTostr 9 months ago
@BrokenTostr 83 people (now) didn't need to.
MortisCityHC 9 months ago
haha, this vid is "a companion to" the necronomicon vid --->
also, more dislikes than likes. i have never seen that b4 on yourube XD
aroyals 9 months ago
Go read a science text book, you bimbo
MetaCooler 9 months ago 2
The Book of Moron
needleonthevinyl 9 months ago
That blonde chick looks like she just does not give a fuck.
ShowALittleBackbone 9 months ago 3
I prefer my Necronomicon...
GrandLupineBiped 10 months ago 83
@CenturianRule You smell
ladymac916 10 months ago
say that crap all you want it will only contribute to your own distruction you cant bring us down just cause your jealous:)
Nightraider978 10 months ago
A rather lame joke for such a long set up. As for the BoM, a more patently absurd fraud can hardly be imagined. I was left w/ a copy of it by some missionaries who visited me. I poked around in it. Such wooden, padded prose, by an semi-literate man trying to imitate King James can not be taken seriously. How anyone who actually tries to read thing can walk away w/o holding it in utter contempt is just astonishing.
VictorLepanto 10 months ago 2
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
zanark18 10 months ago 6
Fairy tail bullshit. Do some yoga and meditate on supreme being
kingblingbling1 10 months ago
No terrifying vistas of reality being opened?
Sorry, not really for me.
LPJeetkunedo 10 months ago 91
@LPJeetkunedo Only vistas?
deathspecters 9 months ago
@LPJeetkunedo yeah, not for me too.. D:
Cthulhuized 9 months ago
@LPJeetkunedo
same here!
Achaian0 4 months ago
Uh wheres her 1800's dress? they did it wrong
DoktorLiebe 10 months ago
necronomicon is what i jack off to at work at night i visist jizzhut.com but on sunday well lets just say im glade theres no camerca in my closet hahahahahahh icp fucks the world
starcraftisausome 10 months ago
necronomicon
starcraftisausome 10 months ago
IA DAGON!
LovecraftianLEGO 10 months ago
iä iä Cthulhu!
dustangelanderson 11 months ago
PRAISE YOG-SOTHOTH!!!!!
deidara19973 11 months ago 2
PRAISE CTHULU!!!
c133isgod 11 months ago 2
if there was a real cult of cthulhu and the old ones i would totally join right?
anarchist3 11 months ago
Honestly can you really trust someone named Joe Smith!! sounds like a fake name. I read the book of mormon ''Moron'' and the pearl of great price and found THEM to be the worst bullshit this side of planted earth!Gosh!! i thought the bible was bad....holy shit!!what made up shit this book is!! it even has king james versus in it to show copy right infringement.
darknightskys666 11 months ago
Fhtagn!
xiouxiouable 11 months ago 2
bahahahahaaaa!!!
TheInfinitumUltra 11 months ago
The Book of Mormon actually is a very good book of stories. They are really fascinating. I was raised Mormon and I find that the Book of Mormon is useful in my life as long as I don't really believe in it. When I start believing in it the way my family does, it makes me want to drink cyanide kool-ade
tpstrat14 11 months ago
@tpstrat14
Or maybe you're a faggot that believes bullshit from a book. Why don't you get into a real religion, like Scientology.
Us Scientology are cool people, just don't try to leave or else we will find you and cut your balls off.
Aznkrusdr 10 months ago
@Aznkrusdr Ever considered suicide? Sounds like that may be your best option if you can't find anything beneficial in reading.
tpstrat14 10 months ago
@tpstrat14
I'm already dead inside but I can say "If you ever give a pig a pancake" is a great book
Aznkrusdr 8 months ago
the book of mormon is like christian fan fiction
whitecloudhiker2 11 months ago
"The Book of Mormon":...I think I'll just stick with the Necronomicon, lol
cloverfieldfan333 11 months ago
Lmfao! I just seen the other one this shit was funny!
evelynswad1992 1 year ago
I bet it's interesting if you read it as a fiction.
PiersApants 1 year ago
@PiersApants That is how I read it. I became a Mormon after doing so and no longer consider it fiction.
ImLDSRU2 11 months ago
mormons blow
FZRowe 1 year ago
It opens up terrifying vistas of reality!!
MagicalTrumpy 1 year ago
Try the Necronomicon. It'll "transform your life" too.
dgcleveland 1 year ago
note how she feels peaceful, note how i feel uncomfertable
mamaluigito 1 year ago
I definitely wasn't expecting the JESUS CHRIST!!!!
lasoogneypubes 1 year ago
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A small replica of gold plates can cure anything from cancer to bankruptcy. You're going to see restoration, you're gon-a see miracles in your life. The price? It's free, absolutely free! " FREE' but that promise of Godly miracles comes with a earthly request. 750 of MY followers ARE turning over all worldly goods for the privilege of joining. I invite you to do the same. Before you give me everything, I feel led to ask you to prove God with a $20 offering."
onstageagain 1 year ago
Run Mormons here comes Marilyn Manson with a DILDO!!!!!
mkolaj 1 year ago
How this conversation would have gone IRL:
Girl 1: What is it?
GIrl 2: You've read the bible right? Well this is the book of mormo-
Girl 1: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Itsnattatooma 1 year ago
IA SOLID STATE INTELLIGENCE. IA AZATHOTH. IA NYARLATHOTEP IA! IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Zellig 1 year ago
@Zellig Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
nerevarine0303 1 year ago
Hail the Dark Lord Hastur, brother and Rival to the traitor Cthulhu!
kemisen 1 year ago 3
How did so many south park fans actually watch this crappy video??? Oh and go Cthulhu.
djsumbody1 1 year ago
testament of CTHULHU
thisworks 1 year ago
i wish introducing someone to the church was this easy.
DestinyAlready 1 year ago
I'A CTHULHU!
I'A DAGON
KILL THE OUTSIDER!
zoebiflap 1 year ago 2
I pity that poor blond girl.
Remember next time: NEVER ask that girl what she's been reading, watching or listening to...
There's nothing more annoying than getting a religious zealot preaching. They just keep going and going and going and going and going and going...
ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!!
May His Putrid Mouth devour the innocents first!!!
Unicron4ever 1 year ago
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
RevDooDatt 1 year ago 2
watch?v=DrvZiC3JTU8 shows in cartoon form sound Mormon theology, it may stun you! Girls don't get a resurrection with a wakeup kiss from the hubby!. I also i posted a cartoon with references for the Book of Mormon translation process...Head in his hat, seer stone in his hat,
IExposeMormonism 1 year ago
Don't let the hot chicks in this video distract you. The Book of Mormon is a boring fictional book with absolutely no basis in fact. I bear testimony in the name of Jesus Christ that I know the Mormon church is NOT true.
ChampsElysees100 1 year ago
@ChampsElysees100 ... It also states that dark-skinned people are defuncts...
Unicron4ever 1 year ago
it wouldnt be too bad being eaten by cthulhu, he doesnt have teeth, only tentacles
TironGamer2PWM 1 year ago
oh hail cthulh, for he promise his greatest worshiper would be his breakfast
TironGamer2PWM 1 year ago
i read the bible, and puked before i see the second page
TironGamer2PWM 1 year ago
ALL PRAISE THE GREAT OLD ONES AND THE OUTTER ONES!!!!! HAIL AZANOTH, CTHULHU, HASTUR, AND YOG-SOTHOTH!!!!
TironGamer2PWM 1 year ago
Why do people hate Mormons/lds so much? What has anyone done to you that has made you so hateful to other? I don't make fun or hate on you flipping relious views so why don't you do the same. This world is full of so many mean things. Don't you want peace on earth and good will toward men this christmas well these comments are not very peaceful. I am a 13 year old girl. I do the same things as everyone else without the drugs and all the other harmful things that hurt not just myself but others
hottiewithanaugbody 1 year ago
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Book of the Dead, Bounded in Human Flesh
PossessorMetal 1 year ago
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PossessorMetal 1 year ago
...Eh, but does it come with the ability to see terrifying new vistas?
Icalasari 1 year ago
HAIL THE OLD ONES, FUCK THE ELDER GODS!!!!!!
gamer7916 1 year ago
Good one!
PhysicsMasterMind 1 year ago
"Same old, same old?"
There aren't any other 'interesting books'.
If she wants even more fiction that the bible holds, then the Book of Mormon is the first place to start.
Necronomicon! Hahahahahaha!
satinhooks 1 year ago
haaaaa!
Beardman29 1 year ago
Opening terrifying vistas of reality sounds alot more fun and uplifting.
Babytcm 1 year ago 31
@Babytcm Ha ha ha, I see that you linked from the Necronomicon video as well :)
Rorschached 1 year ago 2
hillerious!!!!!!!!!!!
brucelee9100 1 year ago
@brucelee9100 Yes.
MeginaNashton 1 year ago
hmmmmm... cant people just accept the fact that the LDS church isnt trying to hurt anyone. Man these comments are sad and kinda creepy. I dont understand why people hate us so much.
evilPersonThing 1 year ago
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@evilPersonThing One of two reasons: 1. They are evil. or 2. they have been persuaded by those who are evil.
ImLDSRU2 1 year ago
@ImLDSRU2 Thats sad. It still confuses me, but its probably cause im still not quite old enough to understand this kinda stuff.
evilPersonThing 1 year ago
So you don't think that promoting a false gospel, for which one may be condemned to Hell, is hurtful?
moparmonster1965 1 year ago
@moparmonster1965 We arent promoting any falseness
evilPersonThing 1 year ago
You're not promoting the gospel of exaltation over salvation? The Mormon jesus says exactly that in Moses 1:37-39. Did you notice anything missing? Any mention of sin!
Mormon missionaries promote the BOM as factual, no matter what the church itself implies, that the church alone has the correct interpretation of the word of God, and that the Bible is missing many 'plain and precious things,' for none of which there exists a single shred of evidence in spite of what the church implies.
moparmonster1965 1 year ago
@evilPersonThing I don't hate mormons. I realise that the B.O.M. is a product of the 19th Century though.
hernhillrebel 1 year ago
the mormans are wrong... the reason is because they say its a companion to the bible but it isint. the bible states that those who add to the bible will be punised, and then they have the nerve to come to our house and try to conert us and constanly trying again and again.
TheMetalupyourass83 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahah hahhaahha i hate mormons so god damned much
frizzzzzzal 1 year ago
i hate how they say its a companian to the bible. good lord it is false information that was written thousands of years after the fact that promotes the beliefs of Joseph Smith and his visions and his beliefs.
dddoscar 1 year ago 2
I'm a Mormon. Your comments really hurt me guys. We're not a cult. It's really not so bad. But if you think we are a cult, so be it. But don't insult me or any of us by putting up nasty comments.
TheOlypianGods 1 year ago
I can't speak for anyone else, but I haven't said anything about Mormonism that isn't true.
It is a false religion and it was constructed by mere mortal men, making it not of God.
moparmonster1965 1 year ago
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@moparmonster1965 If you want to think that, you can. I will pray for you. And hope you are forgiven.
TheOlypianGods 1 year ago
@TheOlypianGods This is the internet brah, don't post if you can't take the heat. I don't hate Mormons myself though, I just don't agree with you ppl and I have read the BOM before, all the way to the book of Alma to give you an idea and I just don't believe it at all, never once did I felt a burning in the bosom, heck, I even tried praying about, after that I really had the urge to go on the internet and do some research for myself and after that I still just don't believe it.
Xmetalearth 1 year ago
Moving and uplifting....you wont find that in the Mormon church. It is all about fear, guilt and pay. I feel sorry for all mormons because they are trapped into a cult and they cant get out.
IloveChrist2 1 year ago
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Dear friends, the bible makes is clear there is only one God and we do NOT have the opportunity to become Gods or Godesses!
"Before Me there was no God formed, And there will be none after Me." Isaiah 43:10
Satan is only a fallen Angel, though an arch angel, and Jesus is God Elohim. Never a brother of Satan! Angels are created by Jesus and Jesus is NOT.
Hebrews Chpt 1
Water occurs as ICE, GAS, LIQUID, 3 states yet still water. God exists in 3 persons yet one GOD
bobisnohere1 1 year ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials Hail Cthulhu. ^^
ILOVEINFECTED 1 year ago
"That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die"
The Elder Gods demand it. XD
....*snicker* ...book of mormon... *snicker* BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL!
ILOVEINFECTED 1 year ago
watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8
AnduinX 1 year ago
I MUST CONTACT THE ESOTERIC ORDER OF THE OLD ONES AND CTHULU CULTISTS!!!!! ALL PRAISE THE NECRONOMICON!!!!!!!!!!!
1blackwed1 1 year ago 83
ALL HAIL CTHULHU!
axelentertainmentAX 1 year ago 98
mormons are ignorant racists that believe native americans are evil demons that were once white but god punished them and turned their skin red because they are supposedly demons.... fucking ignorant racist bullshit and i can tell u the reason their skin turns color is because of the sun stupid mother fucking ignorant mormans this is why i would rather read the necronomicon but its the same thing as mormonism its just the necronomicon doesnt try to hide it
LilShaggy82 1 year ago
@LilShaggy82 wow , someone needs a hug....what's up with all the f-bombs dude? anyway can you just go and practice your necronomicon and be negative there. I'm a full blooded Native American and your argument doesn't even make sense. If you knew what we as Mormons truly believed then you wouldn't be making such rude remarks. pEaCe oUt...oNe Love
JoeyPittSteelers 1 year ago
@JoeyPittSteelers FUCK U!! UR FUCKING WHITE!!! IM NATIVE AMERICAN AND IT WAS SARCASM SAYING I BELIEVE IN NECRONOMICON AND IM ACTUALLY BROWN UR FUCKING WHITE WHO THINKS HE IS NATIVE AMERICAN JUST BECAUSE THE BOOK OF MORON TOLD U SO!!!!!! U FUCKING RACIST BASTARD!!! IM DARK SKINNED BECAUSE I STAY IN THE SUN A LOT NOT BECAUSE GOD HATES ME MOTHER FUCKER!!! IM NOT GANNA NEED TO STATE MY RELIGION BECAUSE ANY OTHER RELIGION WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS ONE SO SAY WHAT U NEED FUCKTARD!!
LilShaggy82 1 year ago
@LilShaggy82 blah blah blah... whatever...haha
JoeyPittSteelers 1 year ago
That's uncalled for and you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. And you have the gall to call someone else ignorant when you're an ICP fan?
moparmonster1965 1 year ago
@moparmonster1965 wtf?!?!? im not an icp fan lol what are you fucking stupid??? icp is fucking retarded and almost as retarded as this religion..... but not quiet there yet but it can happen. FUCK U FUCKING MORON!!! ONLY THING I HATE AS MUCH AS MORMONS IS STUPID FUCKING ATHEISTS!!! THEY BELIEVE THERE WAS A BIG BANG OUT OF NOTHING SO THEN THERE IS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN AN INSTANT..... sound even more stupid than god making everything in a few days.... lol few days is more believable.
LilShaggy82 1 year ago
There's no insult I could throw at you that would make you look any more absurd than you already did.
If that was your intent, well done, I suppose.
moparmonster1965 1 year ago
@moparmonster1965 Well if you've quested on looking like a pompous buffoon then you shouldn't try any harder. If your intent was to get me to let you SUCK MY COCK THEN U FAILED!!! U FUCKING FAIL IN ALL LIFE, RELIGION, CLASS AND INTENT ON PURSUING AN UNWINNABLE ARGUMENT!
LilShaggy82 1 year ago
Necronomicon ver. is epic
SilaPrzebicia 1 year ago
sicinetology makes more sence than mormanism
emococonutman 1 year ago
this video is incredible. Heather Beers' face is so swollen up that she looks like an orangutan
laundrywhore 1 year ago
"No offence meant, I just find the humour in all things."
You obviously dont understand that MORmONS will be HIGHLY offended by anything that makes light of their STUPID ASS church ... but thats OK too!
laundrywhore 1 year ago
I once read the book of Mormon well a passage from it for a favor for a friend and when i read the battle it said they raised spears and wait for it---> SWORD<----- Now that is historically absurd there was no swords in north America Or south At except in the northern reaches of north America where the vikings used to trade with the natives But a viking would absolutely Never ever part with his sword let alone trade it to a person of lesser intelligence So lost swords of natives in time OrLIES!
Torkenxoll 1 year ago
@Torkenxoll yeah, but since those people also do not believe in dinosaurs, and date the age of the world at maximum 6000 years, this might not really be an argument to them.
And even if it was, you would not have to take it 'historically' of for a fact--- more like a huge collection of metaphoric stories... like the bible.
theclownmachinery 1 year ago