TONGUE MASSAGE!!

[gta4popper4]

very misleading title

[hollywoodcolision]

you dont really need that extra caffine do you?

[michaellegges]

omg i saw this before i used to know what tobuscus is and i thought its was stupid but now its cool sorry tobuscus

[birmo100]

like if you think Justine is hotter than Olga

[ilovemememei1]

@birmo100 Shut up

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@birmo100 om not liking anything grow up you little child

[JacobThurlkill]

This was the first lazy vlog I ever saw of Toby.

[TheBLAIRgie]

@Mentallycool Lolol, the title is very misleading

[bayleex02]

Tell iJustine I said hi kk?!

[Tddct89]

Still with the auditions? Someone give this guy a show already, Jersey Shore is a f***ing thing but yet Tobuscus can't have his own show. This world makes me sick.

[dejavugurrl]

Toby you can massage my tongue any day :3 <3

[MrJBLZ117]

why is it that every lazy vlog with ijustine has a dirty title

[Sasquatch1008]

What was justines Vlog called?

[alexfreekinfragoso]

Notice at 0:43 Justine got close to Toby ,cheek to cheek,then Toby looked at her,got quiet,licked his lips,then she started talking and Toby laughed......PERFECT KISS SCENE!!!??

[customcartoons]

Oh, stop teasing us with your thumbnails, and kiss ijustine on camera, awready! Dance for us, monkeys! Dance!!!

[buzoff5]

damnit i cant find the ijustine vid of this

[lolfuxyeah]

Toby, the only Troll who we don't get mad at for trolling us, and has the balls to use his own face to do it. I WANTED TONGUE MASSAGE DAMNIT

[Heartbreaker13579]

thumbs up for the semi-hot "Vlog Assassin"

[BlackJackIGN]

Uploaded on my B'day, Hell Yeah!

[Alloppful]

is it just me or does toby have coffee in every vlog?

[0hereitis]

it makes me sad when i think about them breaking up

[BanddAidd]

Ten more videos, and you'll have 666! n__n

[IPunchWithMyFists]

WHERE'S THE INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS?

[atk2009]

@IPunchWithMyFists 3:21

[blackraven3000]

reminds me a non gay tosh.

[XNubWarrioXproducts]

1:09-1:11 looked and sounded like we was gliding, and when i mean sounded, i mean you can't hear his foot steps xD.

[xIntoxicatingDesires]

@XNubWarrioXproducts the amazing power of Heelys xD

[XNubWarrioXproducts]

@xIntoxicatingDesires Oh ^_^ XD Thanks, well, if your right xDDDD

[xIntoxicatingDesires]

@XNubWarrioXproducts lol no problem :3

[TheKsalad]

0:00 Ads



[flippycutebutevil]

I didn't want Heelees until after I watched Toby.

[lucasF145]

thumbs up when you sneeze he said bless you

[Mentallycool]

we all know why we clicked this video

[LoveInParisx]

@Mentallycool Oh yes :P

[zionpc1]

@Mentallycool Because I hadn't seen it yet?

[xXCoolanXx]

Oh look at that AAAOOOUUUHHH

[lordsutch3]

Are ijustine and Toby dating?

[jellypop529]

They just keep getting akwarder x)

[ChamberOfAsses]

hell yeah! you must love your heelys

[thatisoneweirdchick]

Make sure there are no horses in eternal alleys (:

[imawesome12121]

I love Tobuscus.

I love Ijustine.

But more importantly.. I love them, together.

[Eddy8777]

get a haircut..

[MsBecca445]

@Eddy8777 he did.

[TheBon9jovi]

go to savers toby

[pppiiinnnkkk7]

how do you enter for a t-shirt?

[Megapie2009]

I'm asking my parents for Heely's for MY BIRTHDAY.

[pppiiinnnkkk7]

@Megapie2009 csb

[Megapie2009]

@pppiiinnnkkk7 What's csb (I know I'm a noob.)

[TheBeastlyFollower]

@Megapie2009 I think its Cool Story Bro.

[Megapie2009]

@TheBeastlyFollower :P thanks

[icrissa]

nnnno! Get off my horse!

[ElynnF1994]

you can here his heelys

[Xbox360GamingNoobs]

273 dont believe in STEVEN

[SeanKimStyle]

ur genius

[RachLovesCookies]

Comp froze at 0:59. Ohmygee, it's Brendon Urie! xD

[superravmanrampage]

"Tongue Massage" YEAH! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

[ballindude1231]

Has anyone realized he allways walks in a circle :P

[TheMakeShiftAndBumbl]

ummmm nice title....

[eldestgecko]

again another misleading title.....

[Luger718A1]

is toby banging her or not lol

[TheKidzofMinecraft]

Toby make ur own shoes with heelies like CTFxC I have a pair of theirs and I would buy yours to

[NUFIGHTER777]

Sorry, 2 minutes in my eyes started burning and my throat started to become scrat... DR OCTOGONAPUS!!!! BWAAAAA!

[DMNCPRODUCTIONS]

Horses shouldn't be in alleys cause their awsomeness of the mane will get swept away by epic intro of darkness then redness then whiteness :p

[DMNCPRODUCTIONS]

Toby u should make TOBUSCUS heelees :p

[TheUltimatePaintBall]

@DMNCPRODUCTIONS Its Heelys



[xParadoxHDx]

lol toby you are always rolling around i need to get myself some xD

[supersmashize]

good luck toby

[HaiMichaela]

You can hear that he has heeleys on. XD

[awsomeman691]

I'm diarmuid buscus dearmid is how you pronounce my name

[FTAization]

Hasn't eeveeworld already won a t-shirt...?

[writergirl7712]

"While you were whatting yourself?" *excited*

"FILMING."

"Oh..." *much less excited*

[sniped98]

musage parlor whut is toby doing there

[KTJoyProductions]

both u vloggin XD then i saw the ikea video if thats from this day

[PandaMistress81]

double boop O_O

[dogloverere123]

haha!! heeleys LOL xxx

[Christian7thSF]

Ok Shut the fuck up now Toby..

[Carlofeus]

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! whyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! why did I have to sneeze right after the video was over! why!!!!!

[toothakace]

@Carlofeus you should immediately rewind the video right before you sneezed :D

[rezzontd]

NO INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THAN WHITENESS? WHAT IS THIS.

Oh, there it is. I'm good now.

[joshi4699]

is his girlfriend ijustine

[KAScreamingStudios]

@joshi4699 not anymore.

[RETROPWNS606]

I love how he paces, people are looking at him like "What.. the hell!?"

[TheBlondeOneisEpic]

First Toby video I ever laid my eyes upoooon

[PrentsPortal]

this was my 1st tobuscus video i ever saw

[trollinated]

tits or gtfo lol

[NinjasAreSoCoolLike]

no, no, no! It would have to be iSteven at least...

[hunter4ever2]

0:20 Epic face

[thebenagal2]

3:07 ANOTHER INTRO OF WHITENESS!

[thebenagal2]

2:53 INTRO OF WHITENESS!

[xXLDeusXx]

i don't get it.. are they dating or something?

[MrScottCarr]

@xXLDeusXx at the time of this video they were

[MadEgyptianVideos]

Justine said film herself, Toby misheard, what did he think she said

[DarkwaveProduction]

@MadEgyptianVideos I think he herd feeling instead of filming.

[peetzaman521069]

@MadEgyptianVideos I thought she said blow herself at first so maybe that's what he thought.

[Donmansplay]

have to say this, even though it's way too late to win anything:

A horse shouldn't be in an inny because; it would suck to winny in an inny O.o

Your minds have been blown

[hunterman823]

Do they date?

[qgag]

Mo'sakura?

[funlover452]

was that ijustine

[xSHORTSTUFF7x]

@funlover452 yup

[XxROCKBLADE99xX]

@Incumo You just killed it....

[XxgummyxbearzxX]

ibuscus >_<

[Alexxx281]

This was uploaded on my birthday!

[SuddenlyRainbow]

Guys guys guys! Be realistic. Their baby would be named Steven.

[conlanwaylan]

@SuddenlyRainbow i hope they dont have a baby because toby and ijusteen would be killed in in ally and their baby would turn into batbaby

[FUGonline2012]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Shenmueproject]

@conlanwaylan i rekon their kid would be more like robin

[XxROCKBLADE99xX]

@SuddenlyRainbow LMFAO!!!

That was epic man

[TheRkan10]

@SuddenlyRainbow what if it was a girl

[SuddenlyRainbow]

@TheRkan10 Doesn't matter. Toby would just end up calling it 'Girl' all the time.

[DoctorDJFresh]

@SuddenlyRainbow Welllllllllll My Name Is Steven >:O

[eledinsky101]

@SuddenlyRainbow iStevebuscus :)

[GillesBomon]

@paperclipfun No... Jacob because toby calls everyone jacob.

[tucker5005]

@GillesBomon STEVEN!

[bluengrey82jrc]

I actually sneezed while watching this.

[LittleMissMetal13]

are they dating? o.O

[MsBunniii]

@LittleMissMetal13 At this time, yes. Today i dont think so :(

[LittleMissMetal13]

@MsBunniii

aw that's a shame, they seem cute ^-^

[MsBunniii]

@LittleMissMetal13 Ikr! :( i wish they were back together!

[caysaboy]

Justine Turner. Holy Shit.

[eminemandshanedawson]

oooooooohhhhh toby said fuuuuuckkk

hahhaha u and IJ should just get married. Like now

[TheMinimoo613]

@eminemandshanedawson he said suck

[eminemandshanedawson]

@TheMinimoo613 I was talking about Mothafucka!!

not Suck hahahhaa

[TheMinimoo613]

@eminemandshanedawson yer...he said mother sucker

[sessrojak]

hmmm whatever happened to tanya bershadsky????

[english1d1]

@sessrojak they broke up. thats why we dont see gypsy any more too. it was her dog

[Ikc2000]

I watched this and ijustines version

[royery]

Toby is cute , but lose the sideburns :P

[schizophrenicPrime]

@royery NO he cant EVER lose the sideburns D:

[Lynnette941]

Toby and ijustine, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I --- fuck it, just get married already! :D

[djenrikk1]

LMFAO wtf u gotta horse in horse in here mufucka lol

[78narutofreak]

justine and toby is awesome

[Viczey]

Love these two guys ( : 

[MsGodsofgaming]

did they break up??

[Ghoulkreap]

267 People thought iJustine and Toby were doing " Doing It "

[shanaraeden]

Lmfao i so tried to hold his camera up for him lol

[kweek45]

i lifted up my computer to help with the weight of the audience like this if you did too peace outro darkness then redness then whiteness then bbbboooooooooppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goten339]

im not sure if she was vlogging or not but if justine was making a vlog when she saw toby whats the vlog called

[DTBGamers]

you going in a circle made me unscribe you.

[TheirRevenge]

5:28 the Word your looking for is Corridor :P

[Portal2Rulez]

...Does he plan his vlogs? They're too awesome to be winged.

[RVBfan2011]

I wonder how toby came up with the word MOSACRA?

[HollowWithin001]

Toby im so proud you nailed that. she is smokin hawt. ;D

[Arkenarge]

in real life he is a alcohol addict that abuses justine and forces her to make sandwiches while chained in the kitchen. :O or he acts the same :P

[themarry16]

you two should realy date cutest youtube couple ever

[24sk8rgrl]

They r so cute together

[TheWhiteEggroll]

WAIT... I've been there... this feeling is as good as getting toby's signiture...

[TheNightfulKazk]

if you pressed the dislike bar then to feel extra happy about your choice do following steps

1: hold your breath for 10 min

2: die

[TheJunior3600]

are you toby and iJustine a couple?

[xlovesmilemusiccx]

okay did he walk or heely down those stairs?

[shadowstrider43]

Um...horse?

[sentrygunner]

wths up with all this misleading titles!

[Mastermind8908]

Im so surprised. This the only Youtube video that doesn't have that Orabrush video in the suggestioned video list.

[mast3r0fr0b0ts]

thumbs up for an intro of darkness and then distant whiteness

[jmiuit]

@EnternalHeartAch They were

[chipajamba123]

justine saw him vlogging this while driving.

[ladynovickaa]

i need a Tobuscus shirt

...i just need one...

maybe i'l buy one....WHERE DO I BUY ONE?!

maybe i'l win one....BUT HOW DO I WIN ONE

GHAARRRGHAA!..

i'; get one....somehow....

[Novakboy11]

:O omg you double booped

[JazzLhaGrade7]

because horse are to fat to go to an ally

[TEAMEDWARD815]

I sndeezed

[morganwazhere]

Turn on the captions. Do it. :D

[pivotmasterpk]

Horses should not be placed in alleys for they get used to their surroundings and wish only to be in alleys at all times. And it is very hard to get an alley built into your home. Also if the horse is in the alley, then there is no room for your ikea items in that alley..

[WetAnkles1]

Thumbs up for tobys rape dungeon. :)

[XFALLENSAVIORX]

I agree they was some funny videos and if you get back together that's a bonus

[H2pachecO3]

@drogsboy97......which they were.