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  • "Well, the sooner you fetch a forklift, the sooner I may lift a fork... To my lipsssss"

  • did anyone notice the black guy keeps his sun glasses in the pool? LOL

  • 12:08

    Jade: So your ok eating something that looks just like uncle get eaten.

    Me: XD

  • Anyone notice how at 3:50 the maths board says 9 divided by 9 is 810?

  • @cyberscape7 that says 9 divided by 810

  • @Slipshot64 whoops! My bad :P

  • "careful...that one turns you into a... chocolate bunny".

    XD

  • 14:04-14:09 hannibal lecter reference~

  • I love how Aesop's just kinda chillin the entire time.

  • LOL Jackie loves TV cause of learning tell him about youtube will see what he says!

  • Carl N Vore!

  • @Ad complainers: Someone else uploaded the series that is of lesser quality and split into parts, and I'm sure there's some other site that allows you to watch the series for free and ad free and requires no monthly submission fee.

    Me, I can stand for a couple 60 second commercials since I'm too lazy to bother siftinh through all those links to find great quality full episodes of this show.

  • such a sick intro :D

  • Are you serious??? A turbo turtle? You don't see these in cartoons anymore (except for Looney Tunes. Other than that, not another show comes to this problem).

  • 2 words... FUCK THIS!!

  • Aww Uncle's such a nice person !

  • Nice plot once again,

  • I always thought that the Henchman in the white suit was voiced by Bruce Cambell. But he's not.

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  • Jackie Chan, Ron Perlman, Tom Clancy Brown....Man, this show is golden!

  • Jade is a better ninja than those ninjas... seriously, have you seen how she just pops up? shes like Mr. Referee from Medabots xD

  • who is he kidding he wants to eat her really

  • Why is there a shark in a turtle exibit?

    Also that scene is also a reference to a Jackie Chan movie, but I can't remember which one, if anyone can name the movie I would much appreciate it.

  • The Turtle is all like "I ain't even mad." When he get's kidnapped.

  • Fast and Steady wins the race :P

  • Silly talisman, wrong animal... silly talisman XD

  • that would be tortise soup. big difference

  • IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED AND THERE'S A BLOODY ADVERT!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

  • I would have sex with Jade

  • @iAmJamzy Err

  • @iAmJamzy

    sorry, Gary Glitter

  • @iAmJamzy Older jade I'll fuck but not the younger one O_o

  • The rabbit talisman? The tortoise and the hare? Peppy? Peppy the Hare? Hmmm.

  • Hu Mo Gwey Fi Vi Ve Saou...

  • @Mangaking95

    international spell for getting rid of anything apparently

  • i need to get this on doovde!

  • Crackle Is A Legend For Uploading All These! Love You Mann! ( No-Homo)

  • suggested videos justin beiber WTF?

  • Jade has just become synonymous with Trouble. Like: "There's Jade coming."

  • ratso:uncle

    jackie: where?!

  • Crackle sucks sometimes. I got 2 ads within 5 seconds of each other, both about 30 seconds.

  • 14:05 ...is that a reference to the silence of the lamb?

  • 14:05 Hannibal Lector

  • i love the song in the this episodes.

  • how could they not get cramps fighting underwater like that

  • WOAH. I did not know he could do that.

  • ...Wow. Jade's quite the little actress...

  • "To my lips" thats so creepy o.0

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Carl Nivor! Like carnivor!

  • @mosomia Is it sad I just now understood that joke? Well...I WAS ten when I first watched this...

  • who's the... chocolate... bunny... now... hum?

  • Lol this brings me back to my childhood.

  • "That one turns you into a chocolate bunny!" hahaha

  • He's gonna eat asob:(

  • So....Jackie Chan is Jesus?

  • 14:59 man... what a sight

  • Slow and steady wins the race .....

  • Well i had no idea the shadowkhan could cough from spices (considering they are dark spirits) and poor tortise look so terrified going at the speed of sound XD.

  • oh i thought the rabitt talesmin thingy was shape shifting not speed

  • Well now we know who is Jackie's master

  • zing, lol

  • tortise and the hare? anyone?

  • 8:45 jade got owned lol

  • jackie jesus!

  • omg jesse2282 i was thinking the exact same thing! does anybody notice that tohru sounds like sten off of dragon age? i know its a different voice actor, bit still.

    sorry if this posted multiple times, this thing isn't letting me comment

  • omg jesse2282 i was thinking the exact same thing! does anybody notice that tohru sounds like sten off of dragon age? i know its a different voice actor, bit still.

  • omg jesse2282 i was thinking the exact same thing! does anyone else notice that tohru sounds like sten from dragon age? i know the voice actors are different, but still.

  • why does it take so long to play when it loads so freaking fast, i mean its stops for no reason.

  • there are actual people who eat exotic animals like this but as you know its illegal

  • "Boris, pay the man!"

  • Jade: "Release me at once!"

    Uncle: "Alright, fuck it. I'm not gonna take another demon out."

  • so does Crackle have literally EVERY episode?

  • it good

  • I like the tortise :D

  • 7:50 - 7:55 0_0 damn i wish i had teeth like that

    14:36 - 15:04 lol nice fight secne

    17:04 - 17:16 lol nice real nice

  • WOAH i did not know he could do that

  • the scene when the bad guys was kicking jackie chan underwater was from first strike

  • Is it just me or does Jade resemble a very young Azula?

  • @xSniperxMayhem ...Pardon?

  • @jesse2282 jk lol

  • @jesse2282 In which way? Looks, attitude, the evil personality and acting skills? Or all of them? I personally go with all.

  • @InuyashaKagomae4ever All, definitely.

  • @jesse2282 Azula as in Avatar the Last Airbender? I LOVE THAT SHOW <3

  • @jesse2282 Don't you mean does Azula remind you of an older Jade :P

  • @neutrallycrazy993 A sarcastic evil older jade maybe lol

  • Is Karl Nivor is Ron Perlman, haha never notice that when I was a lad.

  • @neroangelo316 LOL HAHA

  • this rich guy is a freak

  • I can't believe they put a silence of the lambs reference in a kids' show. XD

  • @Fullmetalzuri HAHA i just realized that too!

  • The Enforcers did their job right in season 1

  • So how was school XD

  • jackie is freakin cocky!! lol

  • QMGZ!!! I can still remember when i sent that question. I still can't believe he answered it!! Especially on the one with bunnies!!!! :3

  • That's ma girl.

  • TURTLE

  • Carl Nivore? Seriously.

  • first off the name of the I was going to eat the turtle, 'very clever'( sarcasm)

    second off, only shredder can say" tonight we dying on turtle soup" and sound threatening! when this guy said it, I can totally understand why it took Jade like three seconds to realize that it!

  • eeww he was gonna eat aesop, but its soo cute! the blue eyes make it look like a shadowkun though...

  • I wish Jackie Chan actually voiced his cartoon characters.

  • @xThunderxWolfx

    But James sie is soo good anyway. Good enough.

  • Man, Carl Nivore (such a horrible pun) is really creepy.

  • omfg, stupid spicy side commercial!

  • they do just not this episode!

  • Tortoise,hare,aesop?Coincidenc­e

  • Then the toes goes up..... and they stay there

  • 7:15 wheres the sheep talisman

  • @DeeTheBomb in a barn in a later episode

  • Bugs Bunny Reference FTW.

  • man...there's more oil on this ship than BP! Oil in the kitchen?!

  • omg omg omg this cartoon fucking rocks

  • "Uncle!" "Where!?" ROFL!

  • "Woah! I did not know he could do that" lmfao xD

  • did you see valmont face when he seen that bird head open and jade going demon on uncle at 12:34 it sounds like a robot saying "get him"

  • Who want's to eat tortoise!? NOT ME! Those poor things are way too cute and endangered...I'd rather eat Bison, Whale or Dolphin! Yum....

  • @Gam3Junkie7 Whale and Dolphin? Some of those are endangered as well, sicko!

  • @jameygamer Looks like you didn't get the joke; around the world bison, whales and dolphins are eaten every day despite the fact that they are endangered. I have eaten bison but they are apparently farm raised like cattle nowadays and are perfectly legal to consume; whales and dolphin however are not but still make their way into markets...I won't get into how often HUMAN meat is eaten without our knowing.

  • 14:13 lol with a side of fava beans ph ph ph ph ph lol i love that hannibal lector reference!!

  • Carl Nivore?  A.K.A Carnivore?!?! *groan* Bad Name

  • gah I have watched too much jackie chan adventures D=

  • im possible

  • nuh uh

  • ONE MORE THING

  • lol "I am not jade"

  • I feel so bad for the tortoise. XD

  • that nivore dude is awesome at puns xD

  • 14:59

    XD

  • the ending music in this sounds like it was taken from some popular song and lyrics changed... any ideas?

  • I can't remember, but I'm sure that you can find it on the wikipedia page.

  • thx! that worked!

  • da da da da SUPER TORTOISE AWAY!!!!

  • they guys name is Carl Nivore, do u get it??? its supposed to be carnivore! and this cartoon is too funny! its the whole reason why i woke up on saturday mornings! but now, it all went to crap :\

  • I wish the talisman were real and when are the other Season go to be on

  • They should at least vary the commercials a bit xD

  • I doubt the money the got for the tortoise will pay for a plane.

  • oh fuck im crying right now 13:30 cracks me up

  • suprise it didn't "crack" jakie's back

  • I wish they had the episodes when toru is on Jackie's side.

  • there is

  • i think those are my favorite episodes. how does he end up getting on jackie's side? i saw it but i forgot, and when Toru does, he is like Uncles butt buddy! LOL!

  • @12Stuste Those were the good old episodes.

  • @12Stuste they do i have all these episodes on my psp

    but they are maybe just not on youtube

  • @12Stuste They do

  • @12Stuste he is, but later on

    

  • @12Stuste they do...

  • @12Stuste they do, season 3

  • @12Stuste

    while they do, i like when tohru is an enemy, he's much more badass

  • @12Stuste they have 3 seasons on here

  • @12Stuste They have every episode and Toru starts being good starting in season two.

  • @12Stuste they do man ur just watching too old of episodes

  • @12Stuste they do just tape in jackie chan adventures season 2

  • what the hell... hahahah, every time I pause the video, it shows Jackie screaming under water, honest hahahaha

  • wow funny. the rabbit tailismen in the tortise... tortise and the hare lol

  • I love these characters! xD Their personalities are so cute. n_n

  • 14:45 lmao! he flips the plane over!

  • weight times velosity equals force of impact. And he had a lot of both.

  • lol at tohru when shendu breathes fire

  • Part with the guy telling him how he wants his turtle soup around 14:00, fava beans, Hannibal Lecter anyone? haha

  • Well he did threaten to eat Jade, but says he's joking, not because Jade is a human, but because she's so 'common' a dish.

  • Huh?

  • Rewatch the scene where he threatens Jade to catch it.

  • I was referring to the scene around 14:07 in which he talks about fava beans, like in the movie The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal says, "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." Then he proceeds to do that thing with his mouth at 14:08 just like Hannibal in the movie

  • whats up doc. heh heh

  • "whoa big guy can move" lol

    one more thing

    *statue shoots fire* I didn't know he could do that xD

    one more thing

    rabit being super speed most cliche thing eva!

    one more thing

    "I am the evil bunny spirit and I shall fulfill my destiny"*gets tossed out of cab* lol

    one more thing

    WHO'S the freaky guy with the helmet in the beginning?! lamo

  • one more thing i drew a crayon

    <))__(crayola)__))

    one more thing i drew a cat

    =^-^=

  • He's the guy who makes the time machine in a later episode.

  • LOL the parts at 5:24 and 6:00 are a small reference to Jackie's movie "Jackie Chan's First Strike"

  • HAHAHA Holy f*ck! That "doctor" dude is SUCH a creeper! XD

    I mean, what would he even get a doctorite in? X__x Nvm I don't wanna know

  • Lol...Car-nivore....I get it....

  • "the sooner you fetch a forklift, the sooner I may lift a fork to my lips" ?

    but you don't eat soup with a fork!

    dumb ass.