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  • Sorry, gotta disagree with you. The platforming controls are some of the best out there imo.

  • One thing i say is. In PC the control is very easy and accurate and you can do everything like you want but the PS3 have very difficult to control the assasin to move and jump and clime somewhere. I dont know about XBOX-360 but i think it´s the same like PS3

    Where did you played the game.

    And i really like the game.

    I played all the series Assassins Creed, Assassins Creed 2, Assassins Creed Brotherhood and the Assassins Creed Revelation.

    And now i´am waiting the next one.

    But that´s my opinion.

  • I have realized during ur last couple reviews that ur not a skilled gamer

  • No way, a girl who plays video games?!

  • This is why women should not review anything at all, unless its washing machines and the quality of clothes and fabric.

    This girl got so hung up in all kinds of shit that makes a game into a game, assassins creed is one of the very few games out there with a sequel, that i actually like. i cant do this, i cant do that, all of that crap should never be in a review, not to mention that you should aleast have a neutral view towards a game before reviewing it not to make it unfair... bad bad review

  • @Storbein

    This is why men should not be allowed to bitch, they turn into such sexist drama queens. :P

    (I'm a dude and trust me... There are PLENTY of moronic men, you're probably one more often then you'd like to admit.) Poor Sexist Bastard, bet you don't keep your women around long do you? If you manage to get married, I expect a few divorces. Yah know, unless you're a REALLY BRAVE wife beaten that smacks a woman into submission and makes them dependent.

    You pick: Forever alone, or a Coward.

  • this girl must have alot of time on her hands like wow

  • dude? what the hell is there not to like about this game?

  • Cam whore.

  • wow you really dont know anything. obviously because you havent finished any of them and the storyline is one of the main features. the assassins creed games are some of the best and intuitive of this gen. dont compare this to sands of time, brotherhood shits on it. the gun lock-on was made for noobs like you who cant play for shit. the lock on is excellent. stop whining and go watch a real review.

  • wow... Assassin's Creed is not your game lady.. controls r fine, gun is easy to use, weapons contrast by means of what u prefer to use in combat meaning if u like swords use that to fight, the only real problem is that maybe its time for u to buy a new game

  • wow. i just love all the shit ppl r talking. just bc u adore the game doesnt mean everyone is going to.. just bc she doesnt like it all that much does not mean she sucks at the gaming.. i have played and own all the ac's and i didnt like none of them at all honestly. the only thing i enjoyed about the games, is jumping off towers :) i agree with alot of what she is saying. if you think this game is the best.. then wow you should play more games there are way better ones out there.

  • mabey da contorls and platforming arnt bad,mabey u jus suck at all 3 games

  • how didnt u enjoy ac2,its one of da best games i hav EVER played,and ive played sumn gr8 games

  • Hate ac 1 love ac 2 and ac b

  • I have to disagree with you acb is an amazing game and the control r some of the best ive used and i can understand y u disnt like the first but the second was one of the best games ever and the ranfged weapons r easy to use you lock onto ur target with LT/L2 then hold X(not sure of the playstation button) until it becomes a straight line the you realese and bang u just killed someone and btw u cant have possibly gotten very far in ac2 if u were bored cuz i admit the start was boring but u shou

  • Oh, I love AC 1 & 2. Amazing games.

  • This was a good game for me from the start, however when I got to the end it sucked. Completely. The ending took suck a toll on me that I'm not even sure I will play the next one. That's just me tho.

  • Raychul I love your reviews, but this time i disagree with you.... AC Brotherhood is a great game!!

  • Is she for really ?? Like honestly I'm like what the fuck assassins creed is amazing the first sucked I'll give her that but she dint even finish the games she dosent know that story or the characters do your homework before you review a game

  • Hmm, about the ranged weapons, I can understand what you mean, but I don't mind them really. The auto-aim is good, but the free aim is... annoying.

    About AC1, I can understand that you disliked. I liked it though, but I think the whole game was stuck on repeat.

    AC2 and ACB, both awesome games. Eventhough I liked them best, I think Altaïr is cooler than Ezio.

    Other than that, if you don't like the controls, you're not going to like multiplayer. You can say it's sorta like CS gone assassin.

  • the range weapons r awesome but isee why u had trouble with the platforming not playing the others its real easy if u played them

  • very bad review, p.s you suck

  • can you give the games scores at the end of your reviews?

  • the only reason why i like AC is because of the story, its really, secretive, very political more to say, templars and most of all i love history so it gave me a glimpse of how the world feels or someone that i did research (books) though brotherhood has a great improvement espically with combat, very sleek, very quick, and some are crazy counter attacks.

    though the thing i didnt like was that they should have added more gruesome combat counter attack deaths.

  • btw I didn't leave my gamertag in your Fable review sorry XD its The Batman TDK

  • your crazy AC2 and ACB are awesome

  • This is y girls shouldnt play games lol

  • @poTATEoable this comment is why Guys shoudnt play Games because of there idiotity in there Fanboyism and Mocking people who are not at the same Gaming Skill as you and Girls Seriously get a life no wonder the majority of Gamers are male do Girl Gamers do this? no! as such we all have opinions and this was her opinion on what she thinks of the Game you cant expect everybody's Opinions to be the same

  • You suck

  • The thing about the ranged weapons is that you have to be locked on to your target and HOLD down the shooting button until the aiming reticule turns into a straight line to guarantee a direct hit. I didn't get it at first either, but once you learn that, you'll NEVER miss.

  • The controls are great. For the most part they're intuitive and just the right amount of difficulty so that you feel like your actually freely roaming the environment rather than being pigeonholed into a specific action. The game is getting a little repetitive but the platforming controls were nearly spot on from the beginning. Does everyone remember how exhilarating and satisfying your first successful escape was in the first one?

  • @tnus3 hell yeah dude

  • Idk about her . .

  • Are the achivements easy to get?

  • I agree with most of your opinions except the controllers, I find them all right but thats just my opinion.

  • you hold 2 buttons and move forward how is that hard!?

  • Holy RETARDED. The controls, platforming, etc is the same in all 3 games. If you would have been patient through the first 2 they wouldnt be so "horendous" in this one

  • hardly move at all, how hard could it be?

    And seriously, this game loses a point because you can't sleep with hookers? Wonderful. I would be ashamed if this game turned into GTA. And speaking of that game, just say it, say "open-world". People who know anything about games or are over the age of 10 will understand what you mean. No need to compare it to some game where this is the only thing they have even remotely in common.

  • @sonofmar Hmm, maybe you missed the sarcasm or don't have a sense of humor.

  • I don't agree with this review....don't review a game unless you actually know the story behind it, thats a big turn off to people who are looking for real reviews.

    Second, the platforming in this game is incredible. I am a huge fan of platformers and all of them take work. Its not the game that causes you to jump off the roof, its you. Platforming relies on extremely good hand eye coordination.

    Third, shooting in this game is not perfect but it is hardly difficult. The enemies on the roof

  • @sonofmar At least I told you that I didn't like or play all the way through the first two, unlike most reviewers. And I told you right off the bat, so that if you felt that would my review would be inaccurate b/c of it, then I wouldn't waste your time.

  • @sonofmar Story doesn't matter at all. Don't review unless you're a man.

  • So many games, so little time. :(

  • the only thing decent to come out of assassins creed is the sackboy costume

  • That's funny, the gun does control terribly, to a point where I STILL don't even know how to use it. I've never once fired a single bullet from it unless it automatically happened in some kind of combo.

  • @ZeitgeistReview

    1. Select Gun

    2. Lock on target

    3. Hold down Action key for precision

    4. Release

    5. BOOM HEADSHOT!

    Whats so complicated?

  • @salshasam It's broken.

  • @ZeitgeistReview And how is that? If you messed up your shot (ex. Aimed without targeting, wrong target) then simply press the walk key and you'll cancel the shot.

  • I'll be your hooker. Heck, I'll even pay you for the experience of being your hooker.XD

  • is she being serious the controls for brotherhood are great.

  • Hmmm, did not agree with this review at all, like usually Raychul I share the same opinions as you, but, although I agree it takes a while to get used to, the platforming in ACB is amazing. Some may not agree, but I think that being able to hold two buttons and then go wherever you want is fantastic, they don't over-complicate it. I don't really like the ranged weapons mechanic, but it's not that bad once you get used to it. Also, Multiplayer, although repetitive, is amazing.

  • oh yeah i hate the platforming in assassins creed because you can be running on a roof top and then all of sudden you see enzio jump off the roof :(

  • @12B4Uthekid Try watching where your going rather than holding down the sprint and free-run key.

  • you are seriously the worst reviewer ever, iknow you said you played the second game but the impression i got was that you didnt even touch it, btw you might have liked the game abit more if you played the first 2 and knew what the story was, women should not do a mans job, get back in the kitchen...bitch.

  • @poo123465 If you think about it, it's not her fault. This is a complex game and well she is a blond. Put two and two together and you can see why she wouldnt like it.

  • i liked the first AC the second one OMG i hate the controllers traded it in right away

  • I prefer stealth over action. ^_^

  • @RaychulMoore

    Raychul in HD!? Yes!

    I love the new setup. Definitely more professional looking.

  • Out of curiosity have you tried Mount & Blade: Warband? If you enjoyed managing and upgrading your assassins you might enjoy the team building in M&B. Simple game play but very addictive. Its a mid evil action RPG with a strategy aspects to it. Out of all the games I've played its my favorite combat system.

  • platforming controls bad?!?!? whow, i newer heard such nonsense. its fucking awesome! everything in acb is awesome!! but hey thats just me.

  • dont think im gonna get it i have the first and second and TBH they ar 2 similar

  • Raychul i feel bad for you, you give great reviews but almost everyone only cares about your looks (not saying your not beautiful, cuz you are) but im getting annoyed with all the comments about guys only caring about your looks. oh and thanks for the review. :D

  • idk why people always compare open world games to GTA its really old and it needs to stop and i have played GTA and for me it was good but it was not amazing i think assassins creed is thousands times better than GTA and if you thinks about why would you compare assassins creed to GTA they have nothing incomen except for it being and open world game thats about it

  • @cyberdramon3 Because it gives people a frame of reference. GTA is a very popular game and when you say a game is "like GTA" more people will understand what you are saying than if I just said "open world".

  • you might not like the game that much cuz you don't know the story well enough AC is my fav game and i got to admit some of the missions are boring but if you finished all of them the story is amazing personal i think its the best ive seen in a game and as for the controls they just take a bit of getting use to

  • hold R1 and x to free run , how much easier could it be ?

    ,tap L1 to lock on to a target and shot. simple realy :/

  • its all about learning. The plattforming is simple when you learn it, its not suppose to be fast paced even though it feels like that sometimes. When you stress it you make mistakes and you die. Just like its suppose to be.

  • how did you play the first ac for 1 hour and got bored...

    when I first experienced the freerunning, I practically shitted myself and was hooked

  • @greenmile66 i didn't even play an hour. was bored with it after 30 minutes or so

  • @greenmile66 Some people like different types of games. You liked it, I didn't. Just a matter of opinion.

  • You look EXTRA HOT in this video. You're hot always..but you look really hot in this one...maybe the black background? I don't know.

  • the controls are perfect

    you just dunno how to play

  • @matt41072001 HA! Seriously? First, the controls in AC:B are far from perfect.

    Secondly, "you just dunno how to play" - that's the best you can do? Not even a comment about me needing to get back in the kitchen? Disappointed.

  • Brotherhood was fuckin' awesome. Best AC to date.

  • I too hate stealth.

    It's okay if you can choose to be stealthy and if it doesn't work try another aproach like in Deus Ex. Did you ever play Deus Ex? If you didn't - play it! One of the greatest games (RPG-FPS-hybrid) of all times.

    But if the game forces you to be stealthy and you have to restart the level because someone noticed you, that sucks. One of the very few points that I disliked in No One Lives Forever? Great FPS! Ever played it? You will like the sense of humor in this game.

  • @byron4545 What kind of gamer would I be if I had never played Deus Ex?! :) Loved that game!

  • @RaychulMoore Thief is the best stealth game!

  • i liked playing the 1st and second ones i didnt come off them till i had finished them but for some reason i cant get into brotherhood i think its becasue i was hoping for somthing different but its the same kill a few guards climb some walls, jump off the wall because you press the wrong button and start climbing again, i cant seem to get into the stroy eaither i cant understand whats going on and i get bord after about an hour of playing it, i realy wanted to like brotherhood, i dont

  • the controls are horrible, i had to make myself learn them and i still have trouble with it. I wish they would use the infamous control scheme. But its still a good game despite shit controls

  • yo what do you think about onlive i think is going to die

  • i think dis game is awesome.....d only reason u dnt lyk dis game is cuz u havent played previous 2 games completely n so i guess u dnt know much abt d story n gameplay ..u shud play ply ac2..:)..mayb den u ll lyk dis game..:)

  • Why would assassins be fighting eachother?

    You're supposed to kill those templars like the 7 that disliked your video.

  • A girl a nice looking girl ... a gamer girl??? omg am i dead and this is heaven? XD

  • yea the range weapons are ok but the lock on sustem fails for me but that is the only bad point of the game for me especially online

  • You still get notoriety for pick pocketing people because just think why you loose them when you bribe a herald. Weapon lock range is really not great beacuse they matched it up with the line of sight of the soldiers. If they can't see you from a distance then you won't be able to lock them. Right? And OMG a female gamer? I wish there were more of you on Earth then i'd be a lot hapier !!! XD

    Thumbs Up!!

  • Raychul you have to hold down the X button for a second to get the gun to work, with the crossbow it's a breeze though, literally imo it's like have a bot quickscope for you in MW2, you can't miss and it's an automatic 1 shot kill, and knives are 2 shots on any armored enemy. Also one little story I have with the crossbow, in one mission (your not there yet) I literally took out every guard, 25+ using the crossbow without detection.

    and the ending will BLOW YOUR MIND so make it wear a condom

  • Im sorry I love your videos but the controls are awesome.... The series is awesome

  • You can sleep with me!

  • part 2 was awesome how cud u hate it???

  • If you cant stand stealth you must have hated Batman Arkham Asylum

  • what is stealth?

  • @jasan509 o my god, i can't believe someone actually asked "what is stealth?" dude, are you pretending to be a retard??

  • @marco293a4 lol no really what is it.

  • @marco293a4 never mind i just googled it. It was what figured it was but wasn't sure. I just wanted her to reply back.

  • @jasan509 your mother

  • @STRING3R if it's my mother is your to?

  • stealth is the best

    

  • Demon's Souls! Play it! Review!!! Please? One of my favorite RPG's ever

  • lol u got mad because u couldnt sleep with a hooker made me laugth

  • Honest review Raychul,haha,the hookers part was so funny,i love you

  • @P4KOTV I luv you too! <3

  • rachul u r too negative

  • LOL my sister runs the brothel. Why can't I sleep with a hooker? There's no excuse! Priceless! I guess they're trying to keep it below a God of War rating lol

  • this game was honestly one of the best games i've played in a long time. I found the controls excellent. and the ranged weapons were fine!

    the only lacking thing was the horses, that looked tike toys compared to red dead's horses. but that aside, friggin' amazing!

  • I have to say, the first AC had the worst controls. I got so pissed at that game and I was soooo happy to be done with it (the only reason why I played it was for AC2) But, AC2 did so much better, although the controls still need to be worked on, but for me it was a much better job. I have yet to play this new one, I hear the multiplayer is really fun!

  • The ranged weapons are shitty. I dont bother with them. I didnt bother with them in AC2 either.

  • i like sleeping with hookers too thats my fav part of Fable 3 : ) 26 STD's!!!

  • I DID THAT. (The poster.)

  • @juggleboy360 Oh! I knew it! Why do you have to put them up so high? No one can see them up there. ;)

  • @RaychulMoore I had to. I really did. For real though, I agree that those are annoying to go after.

  • Sleeping with a hooker? This gives me the idea that AC3 should be more like a RPG with AC elements. Do you agree Ray ray? :D

  • why is your backgrownd black?!

  • damn ur soooooo goood looking omg!

  • The black background is much better.

  • How could you do a review a game if you haven't finished ?

  • @joekicksura551 I am well over 80% done with it. I didn't review it off of story, so not knowing the ending did not have an effect on my review. i reviewed gameplay, controls and overall fun factor. :)

  • Never got into this series. Always thought the Prince of Persia series was more enjoyable.

  • Really? point reduction for no sleeping with hookers? This isn't god of war, or GTA ;-) In fact if you could sleep with hookers, wouldn't that just make it more of a GTA rip-off? And you don't like stealth? Next thing you're gonna tell me you don't like the Metal Gear franchise o_O

  • @slaQ83 Exactly.

  • hmmm, are you sure you really know how to play? it seems you don't know how to use the mechanics properly. did you skim over the how to parts? or you just don't like it as much?

  • @ErtomicV No, I know how to play it. This isn't my first game or anything. I just didn't like the controls as much as other games.

  • @RaychulMoore Also, how come you said it was difficult to use the ranged weapons? Please go in detail. Was it because you couldn't aim? Lack of ammo? Specify.

  • The controls definitley an undeniable issue and that is because they have (again!) mapped sprint to a face button. Why do games do this? This now means you have lost contorl of the camera whilst sprinting. And in a game where you might be racing, or in a chase, it is important to know where you are going.

    I'm not sure why they haven't addressed this yet.

    Good review, Raychul!

  • Let me sum up this vid:

    "I actually like this game as opposed to the first 2, but let me spend the next 5 minutes going on about everything I hate about the game"

    lol jk. Seriously though while I agree with some of the platforming issues, I think its just a small concession it had to make in order for your character to be able to run up/climb just about everything in the game. I thought the story was weaker than AC2, but it definitely makes up for it with the Multiplayer as it is a BLAST!

  • @Rapture639 I talked plenty about what I liked. I liked managing my assassins and I liked the different faction.

  • nice vid, still the game is too automatic for me get old too soon

  • replay the other two assassin creeds. playing the first two then this one is really easy too walk into.

  • you think way to much.. lol

  • this game is epic

  • I hope I can answer the noteriety aspect for you. You get noteriety because other people are watching you as well as the guards. It's like in real life, if someone sees you as a thief then they are going to be weary of you and start talking about you. The villagers take note of you as well as the guards.

  • I feel that the controls are just fine. There is a learning curve & so if someone had to beat the game with a deadline guiding them, then I could understand the frustration. The gun is not meant to be used in heavy combat, unless as a finisher. The crossbow is so much more effective for stealth. Also, throwing three knifes at one is effective is decreasing the numbers before a large fight. The Assassins Guild gave such a edge that the game was almost too easy. You can't button mash!!!~

  • Wow, my head is pulsating from everything that I disagree with. This is good, because I have felt that most of your journalist comments have been accurate & I truly believe that you are a gamer at heart. Assassins Creed is a story driven game. If you skipped the 2nd game from bordeum, than how can you identify with the protaganist, EZIO & the plight of oppressive power? I know that you feel that story is important, because of your love for Bioshock.

  • @Khimeran77 I never get how people can get attached to the story in these AC games. The badguys are two dimensional moustache twirling dudes, and for some reason or another the assassins are seen as "good" because they slaughter corrupt politicians. I think if the story was good, there would be more nuance to the morality at play. But that's just me nit-picking. To me, AC is really just GTA with free running.

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  • @jasonpalth Isn't the GTA comment pretty much verbatim of what Raychul says? With Youtube, we can have opinions, well as long as your not regurgitating what the critic said. Really, I feel that AC2 has a good story & in no other game can I walk across renditions of Italian cities, regions and landmarks. I play games to have fun, moustache twirling dudes or not! I seriously don't understand people sometimes. I play most everything, but I would love to know what your favorite game are?

  • I disagree with alot of things about this review, except for the poster thing, seriously ripping down a poster from a place no one can see it makes you Less noticed by 25% of the ppl in Rome, that's kind of dumb.....

  • I found the platforming to be just fine so. . .

  • hookers ftw.

  • i actually think the controls are awsome... they are complicated, easy to use casually but very hard to master...

  • @Zontois

    what's there to master?

    the game does everything for you - you just press a button.

  • The controls are not "terrible" but they are pretty bad. I think Assassins Creed 2 is still the best one in the series so far IMO.

  • :)

  • I Strongly disagree... Controls are perfect

  • I'm the exact opposite of you. I liked the first game, loved the second one, but was disappointed by Brotherhood. Good review though Raychul! I strongly agree with your opinions on the controls, their a pain in the ass!

  • hey raychul what do you think of Uncharted controls not just platforming Everything.

  • Forgot to mention, you press R1 to lock on to your target raychul. Dont just randomly press the assassination button with a ranged weapon before locking on to your target, lol.

  • (continued)

    I actually kinda agree with you, why does your noteriety go up if you do something bad and gaurds aren't even there?

    The loading screen is in the animus.

    Why didn't you talk about anything in Desmonds section of the game?

    Again liked I mentioned, you said platforming was your biggest con, there was nothing wrong with platforming. Well, I suppose it's because you just played another platforming game and you expected better since this game has been hyped

    Multiplayer = :D

  • Gosh, that intro music is so addicting. ^^

    Oh Raychul... you're like the sunshine over the clouds for me. It's saturday night and I'm dreaming of being one of the cool kids out partying and getting steamy action, yet I sit here in my room surrounded by college books. :(

    I felt so empty and dull, but as soon as I heard that intro and saw your cute smile it was blown away. ^^

    Your reviews are really good and I like how you go more in depth than most gaming websites. Wish you a nice weekend. <3

  • Kinda bullshit review.

    Whats so hard about holding down the square button for your hidden gun?

    The platforming seemed great to me, no problems there

    How is something as small as sleeping with a courtesean gonna take away from your gameplay experience? First you said "ITS A GTA RIPOFF" then you're saying its bad beacuse it ISNT using GTA elements.

    The gaurds put up the wanted posters, there are archers and other roof gaurds...duh.

    (continued...)

  • @salshasam

    Its called an opinion.

    Not bashing you, just saying.

  • @QuickBlackFoxx I can understand that maybe the platforming is an opinion, but shes complaining about something that has 0% on your enjoyment factor (ex. Why cant you sleep with hookers? Well maybe beacuse your trying to secure THE FUCKING APPLE OF EDEN AND MAKE SURE IT IS NOT GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY AND MAKE CEASERE RULE THE WORLD. Why did I just use caps lock? Why am I still in parentheses? Why am I asking so many questions when I can stop & erase? I will stop now.)

  • @salshasam

    Maybe she likes hookers :D

  • Who cares if I wanted to sleep with hookers? I thought that would have added a fun element to it. That's fine that you disagree and I respect that. So try respecting my opinion too.

  • @RaychulMoore

    wow, your review is pretty unique.

    i guess every gamer is different, but i do agree, sleeping with hookers would be cool.

    indeed the game had faults. but it is fun.

    but imo, very very crappy multiplayer and random too.

    p.s your boob reduction explanation was awesome ;)

  • @salshasam Just b/c you disagree with my review doesn't mean it's bullshit.

    I never said "It's a GTA ripoff" those words never came out my mouth. Secondly, I never said it was bad for not being like GTA. You are taking what I say completely wrong.

  • @RaychulMoore You said that the main missions are GTA ripoffs. Then you said you CANT sleep with hookers, well wouldn't that be just like GTA? Its like if I said Dante's Inferno is just like a God of war ripoff (which it isn't, just an example) except I'm disappointed they didn't include any relation to Greek Mythology. I'm just contradicting my self.

  • sweet im getting this soonish id love to play with you online if you get a free slot on XBL that be super cool gamertag: jk137 ive got 1 free space on my friends list :P and jk137 on twitter as well for anyone who wants to follow me and read about random crap and thanks for the live chat other day that was ace

  • Great review :). I'm on the opposite side of the fence in terms of stealth. To have good stealth mechanics added to a game makes it so much more fun for me, by adding a little more strategy in the gameplay. I do agree that the notoriety status increasing over successful pick pocketing doesn't make sense.

    I like the new layout of your vids. Seeing hallways or other rooms behind you didn't look too professional, much better now :)

  • Also Ezio Does not sleep with the hookers because he is a very classy person.

  • LOL! 3:57 to 4:05 Really Raychul who put them up there? Maybe your Assassins put them up there??? We will never know

  • Raychul, did you target/select your targets before using the ranged weapons? If you just shoot or throw the knives they go everywhere but if you select your target they're spot on accurate...

  • @SplashyEcho Yeah i know how to target an enemy. Just still think the ranged weapons suck. i would be able to target something and then move my aim around freely if I wanted to as well.

  • What in the fuck is platforming and if it is the freerunning like the name says, in my opinion it is perfect

  • @bbvibrabb Platforming is jumping from ledge to ledge and so forth.

  • @bbvibrabb LOL retard

  • Huh...I thought the platforming was the best part of the game.

  • the intro song makes me feel dirty like im getting ready to watch casting couch teens or something