I used to share the bath with my daughter when she was a toddler however warm water and a full colon usually meant as i was lying there relaxing a full turd would float by.
My oldest was a year old when we couldn't find him in the house. We found him in the bathroom painting the mirror with toothpaste. We went in there and he looks at us and goes "HI" like it was natural for him to do what he just did. He is now 19
My favorite statement when my daugther was young was "Oh well life goes on". One day when she was 1 1/2 I caught her cutting the couch with nail sissers. Befor I could say anything she looked up at me and said "Oh well life's alll gone". Had to get a new couch, but laughed so hard I couldn't dissaplin her.
My daughter Maureen (now aged 40) was in her crib napping. I was visiting with my sis and went in to check Maureen. She had done 2 things...removed her loaded diaper and wiped it all over the walls and rungs of her crib AND somehow ripped open a down pillow and stuck all the tiny little feathers in the poo. They tell me I was very stotic. Put my daugther in the tubby, ran into her room, opened all the windows and slammed the door shut til I was calm and ready to deal with it. Ugg!
I feel your pain. I went through the exact thing when my oldest son was a baby. Come to think of it I think all three of my children did that at one time LOL
Haha, I guess most "mommy experiences" are pretty similar. I do want to take a moment to tell you how much my husband and I enjoy your videos. We feel like we are visiting friends. John left you a message once telling you how we love that your food is very special but not an all day affair. Presently I'm not up to "The kitchen olympics", but I still love to put out a nice meal. So thanks so much!
My daughter had a baby (Lexi) about a year ago and called me not to long ago to tell me that Lexi did the same thing with the poo... I told her welcome to the mommy club LOL
Aww...well she's now an official member of the club! By the way that baby is georgeous! God bless her. Funny, I was just tuning into your "GRAVY" video. Haha. We live in upstate NY & we call it sauce here. I'm full Italian & use my greatgrams recipe every Sunday...your is very similar. But you have opened me up to some of the Spanish syle dishes & I will be forever thankful...I was missing alot! Though my GF from PR did teach me adobo pork several years ago, yummy. Hugs 2U & yours. Tess
Oh how I wish I was a techie, so I could describe this more vividly! My twin boys ripped off their diapers in their bedroom and painted their walls, carpet, bedskirts, comforters, heat registers (Jan. in Canada)and each other with crap! Christ I don't miss those days! lol
One of my boys said he couldn't eat his mashed poatoes because the gravy would run .lol so I said that's ok it will just run on your plate he said no if i get it on my spoon and put it in my mouth it will run down my throat.Cracked me up
lol my lil bro saw some fat person and hes 2 years old he put his ear against the chubbie person and said MOMMY MOMMY I HEARS A BABY! another thing was when he was runing he said JUSHIN cuz he cant say my name justin and he acted like a dinosour and went up and bit my steakoff my plate and said iz A DINOSOOR
My son did the same thing in the living room with the baby powder. What a mess! My daughter used a hole puncher and made holes in her Aunt's shower curtain. Later on I figure out why.
I'm 15 years old now so about 10 years ago I remember me and mys ister used to do the same thing with the baby powder (but we never used it all so it wasnt really a mess just a small mess that you could wipe up) I remember we'd stand on the furniture and puff the baby power up really high in the air and then we'd jump really fast on the floor and act as if it was a fires smoke we'd rescue our dolls and bears and barbies
When he was 2 yrs old I walked into his room and he had the tub opened up with Vaseline on his face, in his hair all over his arms... like he bathed in it! I had to use Dawn dish soap to cut the grease and get it out! The carpet was never the same b/c of the grease. Oy. He was so cute, too. :D
My son is 27 now...but those days are still so fresh in my mind. Took me forever to get rid of that Vasoline and it ruined my mothers carpet too! I had to hear about that stain every time we visited her LOL
Oh that was cute, "Make a Cloud" That is just the cutest thing I've heard. lol x 100
I have not seen the two girls one cup thing. I don't even know what it is about except that it is gross. I don't like "GROSS" so I am not ever going to watch it.
Hey rebel.. I take my Java City mug to Starbucks (they take a dime off the bill!) .. and Trader Joe's cloth bags to the Safeway .. and get a few cents off the bill each time!
This is so funny...the cloud one was a trip!!! Ooo...the coca nazis are gonna come after you!..heheh And why am I not subscribed yet...Curt's been telling me about you for so long now. I'll fix that!
Vaseline for everything when I was growing up too. My mum was made to eat it to cure her laryngitis. My dad borrowed mine when I was a teen then came later and said he'd used it to grease his nipples (not a good mental image for me) so not to use it on my skin as it might have battery acid in. I don't think I've ever looked at vaseline the same again now it's part of car maintenance. Cheers, Lesley
I used to panic every time I had to pee b/c my son (now 11) would immediately find the first screwdriver type implement around and would begin unscrewing the doors. He would take apart ANYTHING! And then when he was 5 and we moved to a new house. He kept peeing in one corner "because I like to" for about a a week.. Jeesh! But we survived!
So I am taking my little 6year old brother to the gooney golf placey - Sir Goonry's Put Put I think...anyway his mom was buckling him in his seatbelt and she said - ill be right here! when you get back..he pointed and said ok..right there!?!? Haha it was hilarious!!
Oh, I just thought of another Alex moment...he was 3 or 4ish, and we were walking out to the car to go somewhere when he spotted our neighbors (not our favorite people on the planet, but, we treated them civil). Well...Alex asks "Are you moving?"...they answered "Yes. We'll miss you." Alex replied "Oh, you don't have to. My parents never liked you anyway."...I really wished for a HUGE earthquake to open up the earth and suck us in at that moment.
OMG! My 2 1/2 yr. old daughter did the same thing with baby powder. I left the room for 2 minutes came back and my entire coffee table, tv, couch, chairs were covered in baby powder. She was quite proud of herself. I'll PM you a pic. LOL!
you're really rebel haha i don't have any children but i remember something i did with my bro. once we were at a shoestore with my mom and my bro...and he and i broke one of those mirror that are on the floor for ppl to look their foot when they are trying on shoes and my mom was really embarrased and mad at us XD
i got another one...once we were with my bro in our room watching tv...suddenly everything got oddly quiet and my mom and dad came into our room to find out that we had broken the tv screen...there was glass all over the place i remember that i was happy because i watch lots of sparks and found them fun at the time
our daughter got really quiet playing and, when i found her in our bedroom, she'd drank my bottle of expensive french perfume my mother had given me. we took her to the emergency room, in the middle of winter, with the all car windows rolled down because she reeked to high heaven. she was ok, but, oy, the smell, for days... :)
hehehe, I've been thinking about telling a story about my son from last week. My son is three and I have moments like your story on a weekly basis. Yeah... 0_0
when i was 3, my mom put me down for my nap and I found the giant jar of vaseline. i washed my hair in it. it was BAD. it took a week to get it all out. I still hear about that one. She has photos
I will never understand how poo is so much fun for kids. My daughter smeared it all over the wall when she was 2 so she could "pee-paint (fingerpaint)" with it. I had just wallpapered the room with textured wallpaper, too. It was EVERYwhere.
When my nephew was 3 & I was babysitting him, he "discovered" himself and said, "Hey Auntie, feel this, it feels like there's little balls inside there!"
I love that, he must have been the cutest hting. Don't it make you wish you were YT crazy back then. ahhaha I understand the handyman, he was being sweet like Dennis the Menace
My husband and I took our son, 1 1/2, out for dinner. As soon as we were seated he had to go potty. My husband stayed to order, and I took our son into the ladies room. Two teen-aged girls were primping at the mirrors, and they oohed and aahed over his cuteness. After the stall door closed, I bent to help him get his pants down, and he exclaimed "Mom!Don't bite my penis!" The girls fell silent, and I was at a loss for words...
Back in the sixties,I was about 9, my sister was 6, she was a little fat thing,I was pretending sitting on one of those Tv trays that were so popular then, I said , see if you can do this, well she broke the legs on the tray,and of course I said I'm going to have to tell mom and dad about this !....I was so bad !...lol !....this story still makes the rounds when were together !....lol
I have a 7 year old and a 10 year old...I know that "quiet" well! Word has it that I did that powder trick to my mother... when she was in labor with my brother. Timing's everything. Loved the stories, mama!
I'm 3 years older than my sister,right after Christmas I talked my 5 yr.old sis into cutting off everyone of her dolls hair, there was a pile of hair in the living room about 3 feet high !
my sister talked me into opening all the gifts under the tree one year....when my mom woke up she freaked and my sister decided to tell her she had no clue what possessed me to do that. I got her back...won't tell that story cause it was gross :)
One night when Hank was two and a half, I awoke at 3 a.m. to find my neighbor in my bedroom with Hank. It turns out he had gotten out of the house, walked ACROSS the street, into my neighbor's back yard and tried to open her back door with a set of keys. She awoke to hear the keys in the lock. This is not a pleasant memory.
OMG!!!! I would have freaked out...I had a friend who's son use to do that all the time so she put a chain lock very high on the door. Well that still didn't stop him, he constructed a tower of chair and books to open it.
As a kid I used to do the same thing with baby powder. I loved the scent and the fine mist of powder hanging in the air. I loved your stories Diana. You are a great storyteller.
I don't have kids but i've done some nutty things.
one time my dad was replacing that stuff that goes in the bean bags, well i thought it would be fun to run over there and jump as hard as i could on it. My dad was in instant snow man hehe.
I can just visualize that powder - and the smell. Yuck. Well, you will just have to tell more stories. I am a bit of a rebel too - you know those two bite brownies? Sometimes, I eat them in ONE bite. - roc
And smart kid. Seriously. I don't think my kids would think to make clouds or that Vaseline would unstick a window. Of course--look who their mom is....
No fricken way!!! My husband was watching OUR Alex when he was little (2 or 3?)....and he made a HUGE cloud of baby powder all over the upstairs landing and his bedroom. And, I agree...it felt like it took WEEKS to clean up. His other huge mess was when he thought it would be pretty to sprinkle glitter everywhere. (Of course, it goes without saying that it was the superfine glitter.)
I'm just happy that it was my husband at home to deal with it at that moment. My Alex will be 17 on Tuesday. Time sure flies. And at that age, they're so flippin cute that it's tough to be angry about it. Oh....and his favorite place for both the powder and glitter....a wicker trunk....on carpet....lol.
I love the cloud story! These are prime examples of why I don't want kids! And of course I was an angel when I was little. *clears throat and looks away* ;-D
I use to say when my kids we little that they were a great birth control for my single friends....all they had to do was spend a few days in my house and they'd think twice before getting pregnant LOL
FANTASTIC! Maybe your mom used vaseline for her lube. OKay, I didn't say that. I love your baby powder story. Silent children are deadly!! x0x0x00x0xx0
I called my mom and asked her if that was the purpose for the giant vaseline jar...I think we had a bad connection because after that I got a dail tone.
Mine.. Mark in middle of night. We woke up in early morn. refrig door open, dozen eggs broken on kitchen floor .. AND!
Used brown shoe polish paste to paint waves across 3 out of 4 walls in livingroom. Lucky for me I managed the apartments at the time and was able to bury the perps doings.
No he never became an artist. Well maybe a BS artist anyways because he said.."he didn't do it"!
When I was little.. my Mom fell asleep one time when she had a really bad cold. She woke up in a panic because she had left me alone. When she went into my room, she saw I had dumped an entire box of Cheerios into a huge salad bowl. And I said, "Look Mommy, I made myself a snack!"
I used to share the bath with my daughter when she was a toddler however warm water and a full colon usually meant as i was lying there relaxing a full turd would float by.
SuzanneBa 2 years ago
OMG!!! That is mad funny!!! LOL
PrincessDiana161 2 years ago
My oldest was a year old when we couldn't find him in the house. We found him in the bathroom painting the mirror with toothpaste. We went in there and he looks at us and goes "HI" like it was natural for him to do what he just did. He is now 19
MegaLonelyhearts 2 years ago
My favorite statement when my daugther was young was "Oh well life goes on". One day when she was 1 1/2 I caught her cutting the couch with nail sissers. Befor I could say anything she looked up at me and said "Oh well life's alll gone". Had to get a new couch, but laughed so hard I couldn't dissaplin her.
dabetha 2 years ago
My daughter Maureen (now aged 40) was in her crib napping. I was visiting with my sis and went in to check Maureen. She had done 2 things...removed her loaded diaper and wiped it all over the walls and rungs of her crib AND somehow ripped open a down pillow and stuck all the tiny little feathers in the poo. They tell me I was very stotic. Put my daugther in the tubby, ran into her room, opened all the windows and slammed the door shut til I was calm and ready to deal with it. Ugg!
Pattycakessmiles 3 years ago
I feel your pain. I went through the exact thing when my oldest son was a baby. Come to think of it I think all three of my children did that at one time LOL
PrincessDiana161 3 years ago
Haha, I guess most "mommy experiences" are pretty similar. I do want to take a moment to tell you how much my husband and I enjoy your videos. We feel like we are visiting friends. John left you a message once telling you how we love that your food is very special but not an all day affair. Presently I'm not up to "The kitchen olympics", but I still love to put out a nice meal. So thanks so much!
Pattycakessmiles 3 years ago
My daughter had a baby (Lexi) about a year ago and called me not to long ago to tell me that Lexi did the same thing with the poo... I told her welcome to the mommy club LOL
Glad you enjoy the videos (((HUG)))
PrincessDiana161 3 years ago
Aww...well she's now an official member of the club! By the way that baby is georgeous! God bless her. Funny, I was just tuning into your "GRAVY" video. Haha. We live in upstate NY & we call it sauce here. I'm full Italian & use my greatgrams recipe every Sunday...your is very similar. But you have opened me up to some of the Spanish syle dishes & I will be forever thankful...I was missing alot! Though my GF from PR did teach me adobo pork several years ago, yummy. Hugs 2U & yours. Tess
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aaaa my fucking head exploded from the gayness of this
allyourevilbase 3 years ago
Oh how I wish I was a techie, so I could describe this more vividly! My twin boys ripped off their diapers in their bedroom and painted their walls, carpet, bedskirts, comforters, heat registers (Jan. in Canada)and each other with crap! Christ I don't miss those days! lol
305young 3 years ago
One of my boys said he couldn't eat his mashed poatoes because the gravy would run .lol so I said that's ok it will just run on your plate he said no if i get it on my spoon and put it in my mouth it will run down my throat.Cracked me up
warboop 4 years ago
OMG that is just all kinds of cute! LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
lol my lil bro saw some fat person and hes 2 years old he put his ear against the chubbie person and said MOMMY MOMMY I HEARS A BABY! another thing was when he was runing he said JUSHIN cuz he cant say my name justin and he acted like a dinosour and went up and bit my steakoff my plate and said iz A DINOSOOR
justin3455 3 years ago
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shaeknbaek 4 years ago
I spread Vaseline all over my little brother in his crib, wall and my face.
FlowingGeisha 4 years ago
It's weird the things we do when we're little LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
My son did the same thing in the living room with the baby powder. What a mess! My daughter used a hole puncher and made holes in her Aunt's shower curtain. Later on I figure out why.
tktseller 4 years ago
I never realized how common the baby powder mess was, Why did she make the holes???
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I'm 15 years old now so about 10 years ago I remember me and mys ister used to do the same thing with the baby powder (but we never used it all so it wasnt really a mess just a small mess that you could wipe up) I remember we'd stand on the furniture and puff the baby power up really high in the air and then we'd jump really fast on the floor and act as if it was a fires smoke we'd rescue our dolls and bears and barbies
DanceMichaelJackson 3 years ago
That story is just too cute!
(((HUGS)))
PrincessDiana161 3 years ago
hahahah that made me laugh :)
stephaniedawn56 4 years ago
Great stories! You rebel, you...
fehquig 4 years ago
how cute! a cloud! so hard not to be mad at them at those times...or not kill them rather
dwljk 4 years ago
Yeah I think that's why God made them little and cute :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
My son's name is Alexander, Diana! Is Alex short for Alexander? I also have a Vaseline story.
I used Vaseline instead of powder when I changed his diaper. (Keeps the moisture away from the skin and the skin soft... no rashes!)
annspade 4 years ago
When he was 2 yrs old I walked into his room and he had the tub opened up with Vaseline on his face, in his hair all over his arms... like he bathed in it! I had to use Dawn dish soap to cut the grease and get it out! The carpet was never the same b/c of the grease. Oy. He was so cute, too. :D
annspade 4 years ago
Yes my son's name is Alexander too!!!
My son is 27 now...but those days are still so fresh in my mind. Took me forever to get rid of that Vasoline and it ruined my mothers carpet too! I had to hear about that stain every time we visited her LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
LOL... I bet! That stuff is lethal on carpets! My Xander is almost 10. :)
annspade 4 years ago
My son you to tell people his name was Alex Da Sander when he was little because he couldn't say his name.
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I had to reply, Diana... that is too funny! :D My son started out with "Asander". We're just challenging their articulation is all. ;)
annspade 4 years ago
Your son Alex is such a brat back in the days.
FlowingGeisha 4 years ago
Nahhh he just had a good imagination :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Oh that was cute, "Make a Cloud" That is just the cutest thing I've heard. lol x 100
I have not seen the two girls one cup thing. I don't even know what it is about except that it is gross. I don't like "GROSS" so I am not ever going to watch it.
Laren :)
justwant2bhappy 4 years ago
Good....don't watch it, it IS gross!
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Hey rebel.. I take my Java City mug to Starbucks (they take a dime off the bill!) .. and Trader Joe's cloth bags to the Safeway .. and get a few cents off the bill each time!
BluesBrian 4 years ago
I want to see you do a 2 girl 1 cup responce. Can you handle it ?
scott54555 4 years ago
NO WAY! I did see it and got sick so I can't go back for a second round :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Got news for you...Its Fake!
ludwig222 4 years ago
It is???
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
what is that anyways? I'm afraid to watch! lol I've seen different reaction vids.
PinkSander 4 years ago
OMG don't watch it...it's so gross!!!
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
This is so funny...the cloud one was a trip!!! Ooo...the coca nazis are gonna come after you!..heheh And why am I not subscribed yet...Curt's been telling me about you for so long now. I'll fix that!
Ravensinger 4 years ago
Vaseline for everything when I was growing up too. My mum was made to eat it to cure her laryngitis. My dad borrowed mine when I was a teen then came later and said he'd used it to grease his nipples (not a good mental image for me) so not to use it on my skin as it might have battery acid in. I don't think I've ever looked at vaseline the same again now it's part of car maintenance. Cheers, Lesley
flydarling 4 years ago
I used to panic every time I had to pee b/c my son (now 11) would immediately find the first screwdriver type implement around and would begin unscrewing the doors. He would take apart ANYTHING! And then when he was 5 and we moved to a new house. He kept peeing in one corner "because I like to" for about a a week.. Jeesh! But we survived!
griffmom 4 years ago
he was marking his territory!
That was mad funny :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I find it hilarious that the code I had to enter to comment was "uroff". Fitting, don't you think? Ha!
tushygalore 4 years ago
Isn't it weird some of the things we have to type in sometimes. It sometimes even matches the video I'm watching.
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
wow I somtimes drink beer in a coke glass - which one of us is more rebellious, I wonder?
snarkdetriomphe 4 years ago
Ok you got me beat there!
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
My mom thought vaseline and a hot water bottle could cure anything!! LOL
We always had a tub of it around.
DatAintRight 4 years ago
I bet ya still do!!
(ducking for cover)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I'm stalking this video.
OhCurt 4 years ago
I'm eating a Banana :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
SHOW US YOUR BED HEAD!!!!
OhCurt 4 years ago
LOL, Vazzzaline! :)
xjasongarciax 4 years ago
Wanted to make a cloud aww:) When my oldest daughter was 4 she used a whole tube of toothpaste to make (what she called) a tablecloth for my table!
mentalbynature69 4 years ago
OH oH.. I have a couple.. sour cream used as cream.. that was fun.. I think I have video of that.. but Have know idea where it is..
wpgpeanut 4 years ago
aww, too cute. thanks for sharing these stories. i'm glad you're feeling better. ((hugs))
*tori*
torigirl35 4 years ago
So I am taking my little 6year old brother to the gooney golf placey - Sir Goonry's Put Put I think...anyway his mom was buckling him in his seatbelt and she said - ill be right here! when you get back..he pointed and said ok..right there!?!? Haha it was hilarious!!
thenudo 4 years ago
Oh, I just thought of another Alex moment...he was 3 or 4ish, and we were walking out to the car to go somewhere when he spotted our neighbors (not our favorite people on the planet, but, we treated them civil). Well...Alex asks "Are you moving?"...they answered "Yes. We'll miss you." Alex replied "Oh, you don't have to. My parents never liked you anyway."...I really wished for a HUGE earthquake to open up the earth and suck us in at that moment.
IWalk4tnt 4 years ago
OMG that was PRICELESS!!!!
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Vaseline emergency ? LoLoLoL
a cloud, a kids imagination.
harrystrongwood 4 years ago
you're so damn cute!! love your videos. :)
scottfaithfull 4 years ago
Thanks!
(((HUGS)))
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
You have the best stories, and the way you tell them makes them even better!
P.S. Rebels have more fun!! ;)
tweetybeans 4 years ago
OMG! My 2 1/2 yr. old daughter did the same thing with baby powder. I left the room for 2 minutes came back and my entire coffee table, tv, couch, chairs were covered in baby powder. She was quite proud of herself. I'll PM you a pic. LOL!
Bikermom69 4 years ago
rebel! GREAT stories! ;-)
LukaIsntLuka 4 years ago
I once made coffee for my dad by taking cold water and *sorta* stirring regular coffee grounds into it. I doubt it tasted very good, LOL.
Blinkazoid 4 years ago
lol too funny hope you and the family had yourselves a very good holiday wkend. :) Alesha
capergirl1976 4 years ago
You are a rebel. Loved this story! I'll have to think of a good one and respond.
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brianne82779 4 years ago
you're really rebel haha i don't have any children but i remember something i did with my bro. once we were at a shoestore with my mom and my bro...and he and i broke one of those mirror that are on the floor for ppl to look their foot when they are trying on shoes and my mom was really embarrased and mad at us XD
imjuanca 4 years ago
i got another one...once we were with my bro in our room watching tv...suddenly everything got oddly quiet and my mom and dad came into our room to find out that we had broken the tv screen...there was glass all over the place i remember that i was happy because i watch lots of sparks and found them fun at the time
imjuanca 4 years ago
our daughter got really quiet playing and, when i found her in our bedroom, she'd drank my bottle of expensive french perfume my mother had given me. we took her to the emergency room, in the middle of winter, with the all car windows rolled down because she reeked to high heaven. she was ok, but, oy, the smell, for days... :)
txnrobin 4 years ago
hehehe, I've been thinking about telling a story about my son from last week. My son is three and I have moments like your story on a weekly basis. Yeah... 0_0
Gemm73 4 years ago
DIET Pepsi in a COCA COLA glass?
Have you NO shame?
I can't believe you!
cedry123 4 years ago
I love it, he made a cloud, how sweet is that. And I've noticed you're a rebel.... Whitney....LOL!
MelodyElize 4 years ago
Great lil stories... My grandmother had that tub o' Vasoline also. That thing scared me. =)
nbwulf 4 years ago
when i was 3, my mom put me down for my nap and I found the giant jar of vaseline. i washed my hair in it. it was BAD. it took a week to get it all out. I still hear about that one. She has photos
slmeyer22 4 years ago
Hi!
johnnysmooth 4 years ago
My nephews did that... but they did it with poo.
NutCheese 4 years ago
OMG Nutcheese, my twins did this! Oh it was AWFUL!
michrohe 4 years ago
OH! And I forgot to mention that they tried to vaccuum it up with the pretend vaccuum too! AH!
michrohe 4 years ago
I will never understand how poo is so much fun for kids. My daughter smeared it all over the wall when she was 2 so she could "pee-paint (fingerpaint)" with it. I had just wallpapered the room with textured wallpaper, too. It was EVERYwhere.
Starlitew2 4 years ago
yeah,,,youre a rebel alright,,,,,and im the sheriff,,,,,,HANDS UP,,,,UP AGAINST THE WALL,,,,hummmmmmm,,,
hellorodney 4 years ago
When my nephew was 3 & I was babysitting him, he "discovered" himself and said, "Hey Auntie, feel this, it feels like there's little balls inside there!"
buglady58 4 years ago
That's the cutest story! Well I'm sure the room smelled nice, right?
lolaknows 4 years ago
No Rum??!!!!!
I'm holding my tongue on a boys and vaseline comment!! LOL!!!
proffmongo 4 years ago
I love that, he must have been the cutest hting. Don't it make you wish you were YT crazy back then. ahhaha I understand the handyman, he was being sweet like Dennis the Menace
Furnifur 4 years ago
My husband and I took our son, 1 1/2, out for dinner. As soon as we were seated he had to go potty. My husband stayed to order, and I took our son into the ladies room. Two teen-aged girls were primping at the mirrors, and they oohed and aahed over his cuteness. After the stall door closed, I bent to help him get his pants down, and he exclaimed "Mom!Don't bite my penis!" The girls fell silent, and I was at a loss for words...
janietiptoe 4 years ago
OMG, how many hours did you end up hiding in that bathroom stall before you could come out????
IWalk4tnt 4 years ago
Aw, cute stories! I adore the smell of baby powder.. hehe.. I bet his room smelled great!
5*****'s
BlondeHeadTilt 4 years ago
How creative! Making clouds. You don't want to know what I did...let's just say...young mad scientist!
Peace
Spacemonkeyone 4 years ago
HAHA, it must be a boy thing with the powder. I actually snapped a picture of my son after a powder incident! LOL ;)
mtamorphis 4 years ago
haha, I wanna make a cloud!
Saraej14 4 years ago
mmmmm I want to make a cloud!
qiranger 4 years ago
You rebel you!
girlganja 4 years ago
Back in the sixties,I was about 9, my sister was 6, she was a little fat thing,I was pretending sitting on one of those Tv trays that were so popular then, I said , see if you can do this, well she broke the legs on the tray,and of course I said I'm going to have to tell mom and dad about this !....I was so bad !...lol !....this story still makes the rounds when were together !....lol
liftdoctor 4 years ago
I have a 7 year old and a 10 year old...I know that "quiet" well! Word has it that I did that powder trick to my mother... when she was in labor with my brother. Timing's everything. Loved the stories, mama!
IXGertXI 4 years ago
I'm 3 years older than my sister,right after Christmas I talked my 5 yr.old sis into cutting off everyone of her dolls hair, there was a pile of hair in the living room about 3 feet high !
liftdoctor 4 years ago
my sister talked me into opening all the gifts under the tree one year....when my mom woke up she freaked and my sister decided to tell her she had no clue what possessed me to do that. I got her back...won't tell that story cause it was gross :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I love to hear about your family. If Frankie had offered help would you have said shut up Frankie ?
Dlorezzz 4 years ago
Sure why not...I always tell him to shut up LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
One night when Hank was two and a half, I awoke at 3 a.m. to find my neighbor in my bedroom with Hank. It turns out he had gotten out of the house, walked ACROSS the street, into my neighbor's back yard and tried to open her back door with a set of keys. She awoke to hear the keys in the lock. This is not a pleasant memory.
sukatra 4 years ago
OMG!!!! I would have freaked out...I had a friend who's son use to do that all the time so she put a chain lock very high on the door. Well that still didn't stop him, he constructed a tower of chair and books to open it.
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
My mom likes to tell the story about when I was just born and I had, um... "explosive" diarrhea. Fill in the blanks XD
MeriiKiyo 4 years ago
Awesome! LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
you are a fierce rebel, now we see the origin of your kid's ingenuity.
Strophanthus 4 years ago
I always get the blame :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
that's because it is all your fault ;) haha
Strophanthus 4 years ago
As a kid I used to do the same thing with baby powder. I loved the scent and the fine mist of powder hanging in the air. I loved your stories Diana. You are a great storyteller.
zipdoodah 4 years ago
don't ya just love that baby powder smell...it's like so sweet :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
LOL - you're a rebel and you'll never ever be any good.
So... Vaseline and white stuff everywhere, eh?
Yeah.
I've been to those parties before.
OhCurt 4 years ago
Ahhh yes I remember the 70's well...that white powder and lube remind me of my disco days. That Liza was a whore!
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Liza was friggin' stingy with the blow, man!
OhCurt 4 years ago
LOL!
I don't have kids but i've done some nutty things.
one time my dad was replacing that stuff that goes in the bean bags, well i thought it would be fun to run over there and jump as hard as i could on it. My dad was in instant snow man hehe.
kinjita 4 years ago
I use to put baby powder in my hair making it go white to look like grandpa :P
riverbasil 4 years ago
lol, i'm deffinitly doing a response to ItalianS! loved yours.
msdragonfly1 4 years ago
Good stories, you rebel you!
grimacinglummox 4 years ago
Kids can be "great help" sometimes. Glad we never had that kind of messes to clean. And WOW! What a rebel!
SunnyDazStormyNitz 4 years ago
I had fun with the baby powder too. :-)
1938superman 4 years ago
I bet ya still do :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I can just visualize that powder - and the smell. Yuck. Well, you will just have to tell more stories. I am a bit of a rebel too - you know those two bite brownies? Sometimes, I eat them in ONE bite. - roc
popparoc46 4 years ago
LOL! This just struck me as SO funny!!! A rebel in the true sense of the word..... ;)
And you probably eat a snack-pack of chips with a meal sometimes, too!
IWalk4tnt 4 years ago
Hey! How come you know me so well???? - roc
popparoc46 4 years ago
I even have dessert before dinner sometimes :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
HaHa! LOVED your stories!!
wrongdom 4 years ago
oh crap. I could only imagine the baby powder...dayum!!! LOL
Mom2AJ 4 years ago
how about what are parents did to us? my mom once poured milk on my head when i was being bad lol
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
and look what beautiful hair you have now...she was conditioning your hair :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
SO funny.
And smart kid. Seriously. I don't think my kids would think to make clouds or that Vaseline would unstick a window. Of course--look who their mom is....
Great video!
winger1212 4 years ago
my mom said when i was little i went around the neighborhood and told everyone that my sister was up for adoption and asked if they wanted her LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
No fricken way!!! My husband was watching OUR Alex when he was little (2 or 3?)....and he made a HUGE cloud of baby powder all over the upstairs landing and his bedroom. And, I agree...it felt like it took WEEKS to clean up. His other huge mess was when he thought it would be pretty to sprinkle glitter everywhere. (Of course, it goes without saying that it was the superfine glitter.)
IWalk4tnt 4 years ago
OMG how freaky is that!!!! I think it's all kinds of cool that both our kids are named the same and they both tortured us with baby powder!!!
I can laugh now because it was like 24 years ago that it happened :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I'm just happy that it was my husband at home to deal with it at that moment. My Alex will be 17 on Tuesday. Time sure flies. And at that age, they're so flippin cute that it's tough to be angry about it. Oh....and his favorite place for both the powder and glitter....a wicker trunk....on carpet....lol.
IWalk4tnt 4 years ago
LMAO!!! It's stories like these that make me glad I have cats. :-P
Moosie
anmoose 4 years ago
yeah but the cats can't help take out the garbage :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
True. But they don't make nearly as much garbage... :-)
anmoose 4 years ago
OK you got me :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
I love the cloud story! These are prime examples of why I don't want kids! And of course I was an angel when I was little. *clears throat and looks away* ;-D
trillian57 4 years ago
I use to say when my kids we little that they were a great birth control for my single friends....all they had to do was spend a few days in my house and they'd think twice before getting pregnant LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
FANTASTIC! Maybe your mom used vaseline for her lube. OKay, I didn't say that. I love your baby powder story. Silent children are deadly!! x0x0x00x0xx0
YOU ROCK DIANA!
ItalianStallionette 4 years ago
I called my mom and asked her if that was the purpose for the giant vaseline jar...I think we had a bad connection because after that I got a dail tone.
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
ItalianStallionette, remember when you used to love me? those were the good old days! Hi Di!
themightythor1212 4 years ago
Aww....too funny! hugs, Chris :-)
bugsinrug 4 years ago
I love kid stories!!!
SimplyMelissa101 4 years ago
lol....so cute!
abbyroadme 4 years ago
You are a rebel :-P
rebel with a cause to make us all laugh and you always do.
Another Gem.
Ranblv 4 years ago
(((HUGS)))
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
lmao....
Carballoca 4 years ago
lmao too funny!!! brilliant Diana!!
kieron2007 4 years ago
Thanks :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
bless him, ahhhh...i have those years of bringing up children to look forward to!!! Di you are looking bloody gorgeous in this video. x
stylistbrighton 4 years ago
How about a vid about what the cute StylistBrighton did as a baby.
Thanks :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
OMG...it makes my son seem so BORING...he was such an angel:-)
positivesue2u 4 years ago
You're lucky....mine caused me to dye my hair very young in life :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
FUNNY STORIES.
moomay11649 4 years ago
Lmao....
TubeSkanke 4 years ago
Great stories you rebel you!
PooHunny69 4 years ago
Mine.. Mark in middle of night. We woke up in early morn. refrig door open, dozen eggs broken on kitchen floor .. AND!
Used brown shoe polish paste to paint waves across 3 out of 4 walls in livingroom. Lucky for me I managed the apartments at the time and was able to bury the perps doings.
No he never became an artist. Well maybe a BS artist anyways because he said.."he didn't do it"!
Damn home invasion I suppose.
KabulaIsTrying 4 years ago
LOL I love how they know how to deny it ...even at the youngest age :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Boy, this brings me back...when I get a camera again, I gotta share some of mine! Great stuff, Diana!
Illuminatta 4 years ago
I think this is one thing that everyone can relate to :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
LMAO
hahaha
he made a cloud now that is cute..
ASECONDCHANCEAROUND 4 years ago
Yeah so cute that I was cleaning it for 2 weeks LOL
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Oh you are a rebal...lol. Well i dont have kids yet, wait 20 years or so, and i will post a response. Funny storys though. Take cre :)
stublo2 4 years ago
How about stories from when YOU were a kid :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Ok then , i will ask my mum what i got up to:)
stublo2 4 years ago
Funny stories. It's amazing any of us survived childhood with all of the stuff we did as kids.
timido66 4 years ago
I think we all had guardian angels on our shoulders.
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Ha! Cute stories! The older folks always have a thing for the Vaseline, don't they? They always have big jars of it. I don't get it.
iheartslug 4 years ago
Yeah and she buys like giant bags of q-tips too....like 3 million in a bag. I told her to leave me all the q-tip in her will :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
OMG I love you! That was hilarious.
When I was little.. my Mom fell asleep one time when she had a really bad cold. She woke up in a panic because she had left me alone. When she went into my room, she saw I had dumped an entire box of Cheerios into a huge salad bowl. And I said, "Look Mommy, I made myself a snack!"
CarrieEmmy 4 years ago