Cocaine in College Textbook?

[conman2317]

Cocaine: methyl (1R,2R,3S,5S)-3- (benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabic­yclo[3.2.1] octane-2-carboxylate

Remove 2 hydrogen rendering it a liquid, mix it with koolaid, put that koolaid in a air tight container, masterbate while holding the container in your left hand and as soon as you cum shove the container up your ass, then go and punch your mother in the face as hard as you can followed by the grabbing of the nearest old mans ass, don't worry about going outside if in a group home.

[dmcarefuldriver]

Sell it for pot

[szymoozz]

jelly

[goldmedal83]

The School was MidAmerica Nazarene University, just saying. :)

[xtralimit]

fuck, dumb bitch should have had a ball one night with some friends. Grab a couple beers, do some lines and party.

you only live once.

[Clanki]

So when did the Mexican drug cartels start to sell on amazon?

[lloydgar01]

@Clanki well...when didn't they?

[Clanki]

@lloydgar01 Fair point XD

I wonder if I can buy "harry pothead" from the cartel on amazon XD

[lloydgar01]

@Clanki you can get it now. or the potionary, potather christies, etc...

just open up to about the middle of the book and make sure you don't rip the pages when you do, the bag is usually there.

[Clanki]

@lloydgar01 Hahaha XD Thanks for the tip. Although I don't do any kind of drugs.

Otherwise Amazon would have become exciting again for me XD

[megeles]

Turning to cocaine for a lack of adderol? That's funny cause it's usually the other way around

[hippiechickie18]

Maybe she was reading about the anthrax attacks and got freaked out?

[komanoise]

trade it!

[dsamii22]

She should sell it. Just needs to make sure to do it "right" or to someone she knows.

[marvincontendo]

A book about terrorism with a white powder in it.

i would have thought of ANTHRAX! hahga

[gj804]

When you're day is done and you wanna ride on, cocaine.

[CHEESYhairyGASH]

@gj804 amen brother

[TheCountic16]

She definitely should not have immediately turned it in. Instead, she should have hooked up with a lawyer to determine whether she could be convicted by the authorities for possession and also determined if any "zero tolerance" policies applied to her at her school. I say....if she could get caught, she might as well just get rid of it any way she pleases.

[phayzedjaymz]

Do half of it, pay a hooker with the other half.

[jeyart94]

that cocaine would have financed my need for at least a week....

[JohnnyDeMaddalena]

Sell it make some more money for school!

[yespr]

I should've used it, have a good time for once :) Adderal is probably more effective though if you only want to study harder, cocaine makes you want to do stuff. (like conquer the world for instance ^^)

[believeinit44]

@sarahvalder great choice!! I'm a junior CS major and make sure and watch out for your first data structures course, especially the concept of pointers, that's when things start to get tricky, but the feeling of finishing a programming assignment that works is amazing!

[SlayerVicarious]

Sniff half, sell half. Get some free loot and a free buzz. Yeah yeah!

[tomdt105]

consume it. obviously

[xXAnthony619Xx]

@tomdt105 LOL. I know... $400 dollars of coke? She should get at least a fucking cookie for turning it in. How did she know it was coke though.... XD.

[Nomiss9]

She should have snorted it.

[lex811117]

like the questions at the end. 

[Knowtheylikeme]

giving away 8 grams of cocaine ! use it sniff it dangit xD fuck

[tytuniversity]

@Knowtheylikeme Hopefully not all at once. - John

[Stamps600]

The previous owner was just reading between the lines. :)

[theburntcheeto]

@Stamps600 I see what you did there. :)

[theburntcheeto]

@Stamps600 I see what you did there. :)

[Stamps600]

Use it or flush it down the toilet. Do not see the upside for selling cocaine unless you know an addict personally that uses cocaine and will give you the money up front. Losing all student aid and potentially expelled is not worth the $200 ( police estimates are always high).

[lex811117]

@Stamps600 Exactly! I couldnt have said it better. Alot of people do not realize that some convictions can bar you from fed aid.

[KRUSTYskates]

screw the cocaine, snort the book!

[v10letwho]

Sell it by my books. In College you meet a whole bunch of druggies and tweakers. It would be best to lay low for a few weeks just in case there was something fishy about the cocaine; Then sell it.

But if it was me i wouldnt even know how much the cocaine was worth.

[asianman123abc]

I would have hid the cocaine in my nose

[KennyEverything]

Yes, she did the right thing...but it wasn't necessarily the smart thing to do.

[zepps88]

Digging for gold @ 0:00 lmao!

[jayeenn]

Why turn it in when you can just flush it and go about your day?

[strawberriesncandii]

She did the right thing. Her tuition alone is worth a hell of a lot than $400. Getting kicked out of school for $400 is not worth it.

[moviedude22]

dude in the background got the "sniffles" oorr...something.

[kennyjdonahue]

yes, its not worth getting kicked out of school

[TheRubenchitito]

She did the right thing... she doesn't need extra problems.

[MrC0o0o0o0o0o0o0ol]

COOK THE GODAMN THING AND MAKE MONEY LOL

[VanWinz]

I would make a cocaine angel.

[enacra101]

I'm not going to lie, the thumbnails are starting to grow on me

[tytuniversity]

@enacra101 Thanks :) - John

[zedwid3000]

@tytuniversity ,

Hey John, are you guys gonna do a vid on Obama signing ACTA? I'm black and I used to support Obama at least on a collective identity level, but I have some serious reservations about him. I gave him the benefit of the doubt when he signed NDAA on New Year's Eve (when he thought no one would notice) but now I feel that he is slowing taking away our freedome to prepare for some Luciferan global elite-backed event in which all dissent will be suppressed.

[tytuniversity]

@zedwid3000 We might. Typically we avoid covering stories that the main TYT channel has already covered. But you never know. - John

[drjedo]

@tytuniversity Maybe you guys can cover how it affects students who are still in college. I remembered reading about Richard O'Dwyer losing his extradition case a few days ago and that could be the future for a lot of students who face similar situations on different scales.

[thedragonking61]

@tytuniversity well if it affects students you'll do about it then im sure?

[flashofpink]

@enacra101

Not me :/

[JohnWoo]

I'd rub some on my gums to test it first. If it's really cocaine, I'll keep it for my next party/night out.

[MHSstoners4life]

My white girl

[MHSstoners4life]

Lol

[metaitachi]

That must be the kind of sugar the Queen of Sweden puts in her afternoon tea...

[poestasis7]

I thinks she bought that book from Tyrone Biggums......

[xteric1]

Does cocaine go bad? Or does it get better as it ages?

[Tony007corp]

How much is cocaine worth these days? my dad used to have baggies and baggies of it...

[OxMxFxG123]

she should have used it herself lol

have a little fun!

[JImmy4336]

I'd report it.

[manonthemount]

$400.00? That's almost enough to buy a new book!

[Tekavolver712]

Def would've tried to sell it to someone I knew.

[jacobdane]

Don't keep it all to yourself, and don't sell it. Invite some friends over and share it. It's like the time I found a $100 bill in the bar. I bought everyone a round of drinks with it. If I'd kept it, I'd have probably ended up paying some karmic price...

[14Schofield]

@jacobdane Cocaine and buying a few drinks in the bar are VERY different things, I see your point though, but I think I'd rather the karmic price than use cocaine...

[dajmasta94]

Am I the only one who noticed the dude digging for gold?

[HungryGoth]

sell it, but only to a friend.

[ichelleray]

i would flush it down the toilet. it's too risky to sell it.

[Fangtorn]

If she can get away with selling it sure, but personally i wouldn't know who, how or how much to sell it for so I'd probably just make coke-cakes.

[sirbestnameever]

do it and finish the book that night

[whoo689]

Sell it! But be VERY discreet. Don't wanna get caught in a sting operation, after all.

[KhaarJoon]

She did the right thing, if she got caught selling or whatever it would screw her life up cmon Anna don't be daft :P

[Numbuh7]

She did the right thing to turn it in. Drugs being illegal, it wouldn't have been worth risking spending several years in prison for $400.

[jenova000]

I heard this story, I think she thought it was anthrax

[rockstr1]

its fun to say sell it but going to the police is probably a bigger pain than flushing it, but turning it in would clear you if something came up

[SoraismynameWAO]

Sell it

Or

Turn it in for a good check

[StowBandGeek]

Turn it in. You don't need to get caught up in selling drugs.

[tytuniversity]

@StowBandGeek Yeah, could have been some sort of elaborate sting. - John

[JohnWoo]

@StowBandGeek Turn it in? Are you serious? This is America, they'll probably throw you in a private prison for possession.

[Username14388]

I would go to the police.

[brionnakennedy]

Turning it in would be my last resort but i wouldn't know where/who/how to sell it so i'd probably end up turning it in

[StoneTNo5]

Anna FTW I wouldnt turn that shit in either id sell it

[kazooga1234]

dealing drugs is risky and she could get kicked out of college just for having it so when you put the risk involved she did the right thing

[ScubzMcTalBowling]

john is a great addition

[zepps88]

ooooo that guy in the background was caught picking his nose on camera in the beginning of the video lol

[kazooga1234]

this isnt surprising to me at all and ha bisky upload

[BitaminaTek]

I don't think.

[WoodDuck14]

Sell it? I would lap that ship up like a show white poodle.

[kazooga1234]

@WoodDuck14 lofl what happens if you get caught doing that

[Spudfish93]

Gonna go for the really boring option here, but if I found that I wouldn't feel right selling it, despite its value.

I reckon selling it is worse than taking it, because then you're doing damage to someone else. Also, it's highly illegal, and if you're caught, there goes your education AND many future career prospects. Also cocaine is highly addictive, so taking it would also probably screw you over. So yes, I'd make sure to give it to authorities.

[redjess1206]

Where's Jayar?

[kazooga1234]

@redjess1206 doing a hell of a lot for current tv

[solsberry3]

cocaine is one helluva drug, do anything but give ti to the authorities i mean thats self incrimination, mere possession is cause of enough to put you in jail, most would rather have sex like super man than go to jail for nothing

[CasualMaggot]

cocaine isn't a hallucinogenic.

[bloodthirstyXsoul]

i would have definately found a way to sell it...im just a bad citizen like that

[GENERALJOHNNYREBEL]

If the cops say the bag is worth $400 then it’s probably only worth $30-$65 on the streets. I don’t know what charts or guidelines they use to determine the value of the drugs, but it’s outdated by at least 40yrs+ also, they inflate the prices so it makes them look really good when they make a bust....

[Etherouge]

Cocaine I would have sold myself.

If it was cannabis, I would have cooked it into some brownies and gave them to my professors.

[kazooga1234]

@Etherouge lmao its so funny you say that because in my college there is an old story that really did happen it has to do with pot brownies a student went around handing out brownies they made to teacher one of the teachers i had had two of the brownies and he used to do pot and he didnt eat breakfast thats why he wanted 2 of them and he said by the end of the day he was as high as a kite and that student got into so much trouble he was exspelled and i dont even know what else

[BTandKM111]

Sorry, I forgot to add Politicians to the list!

[DrOman5596]

$400 bucks is a lot for a college student, but it's not worth the risk. If you get caught selling cocaine, you're fucked.

[BTandKM111]

Sell it? Hell no, I'd have a party, just like all the CEO's and Wall Street Bankers do every night!

[AbdulNasirkonopka]

Sold it. For money

[johnqpublic781]

I'd probably just call over a few stripper friends and snort cocaine off a stripper's ass.

[DemonicCollusion]

How does she know it's cocaine? Most drugs and research chems I can think of come in the form of white powder or fine white crystals. Haha, I'm imagining a little baggy with "Cocaine" written on it. That would be cute. :p

[osaka35]

Love Jayar, but he wants to have time to spend time with his kid. No way I want him to give that up. John is great. He's not Jayar, but there's nothing wrong with that. He makes jokes, is open, and makes smart comments. He's awesome.

[killinusoon]

i think tytu should put ana jayar and john on the panel and see how that goes

[nonmager]

If you're going to turn it in, wouldn't you rather just throw it out to save effort :S?

[lShishkaBerryl]

lmao screw selling it, its christmas all over again!

[jrpone]

Aderal is the Male Version of Anna..lol.

[nikkidoom200]

I would sell that shit ASAP

[imnotMarco]

@nikkidoom200 same lol

[rasnac]

I really try to like this new guy, but he is sooo boring! Where the hell are you, Jayar?

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@rasnac That's what I'm saying. I try to get used to new "talent", but we all experienced Misty and saw how well that worked out. I'm gonna trust my gut

[DaBamBamMan]

@SeriouslyPissedOff Your GUT doesnt do the thinking.

[canucks117]

what a goodie goodie

[Worldlygoodness]

@ZOMGWTFFTL duh, amazon!

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

i would have turned it in simply because i don't know any drug dealers or even know how to find out where i might be able to sell it. i'm guessing this girl was in the same position. it seems stupid to a lot of people because they're pot heads and know some drug dealers, so it would be easy for them to sell it.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@Cuddlebunzzzz Are you serious? You are a pussy and a loser, just like this girl. Finding a drug dealer isn't something that can only magically happen if you do drugs. If you're not retard, that helps. It also helps if you're not socially inept and unable to speak with, you know, human beings.

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

@SeriouslyPissedOff the second part is my problem. it's hard to talk to people because i always have this nagging urge to punch them in the face for no reason

[Worldlygoodness]

nah just wire it up the beak and read the book in one sititin!

[tical2399]

I woulda turned it in too. I aint trying to get kicked out of school over what was probably a dime bag, $20 bag at the most.

[pntrsatan]

give it to the professor and get a A+

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

I would have sold it, and used the money and more books and food. Plus illegal things are easy to sell unless your an idiot, who thinks action movies are documentaries

[doublecrosserfm]

I might have had it I might have sold it. Either way it aint fucking going anywhere near authorities.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

If you have connections, $400 would buy you 1/2 ounce of uncut cocaine. If you're a dumbass, ~1/4.

[supaspydamn]

You guys are so crazy! lmao

[FloydIV]

Sell it and pay off my college education of course.

[Luke77rat]

i'm afraid it's illegal to say what i would have done with it...

[TheEmptyHunter]

i would have started racking that shit up and hoovering it down

[Renegade23456]

I woulda sold it

[GigaBoost]

LOLOLOL FUCKNIG FIRST IM SO GONNA GET LAID BECYSE OF THIS

[DarkCreedNinja]

@GigaBoost Good job! *hi-fives*