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  • I know where he really wanted to sneak his hand.

  • What the fuck???

  • Incredibly clever. Wow. ZZZzzzzzz. . .. .

  • What was that at the end? Some kind of a monkey or a miniature deformed old man?

  • Fucking homies will fuck up any shit for a laugh. Crack head motherfuckers.

  • Is that old bastard named Doodles Weaver or Jack Something?

  • @BlankUberEverybody Professionally, he was known as Jack Gilford. His real name was Yankel Gelman. He was a versatile actor, with range and depth well beyond what you see in his commercials.

  • did you steal my cracker jacks mother fucker

  • Lmao

  • That is the trouble w/ internet---truth is non existent. You have to search for it---this is pure nonsense and, as always, brought the worms out of wormholes for ethnic comments. Jack Guilford would never has cheapened his image with this doctored things---and, I add, he was a comic and acting genius.

  • Funny

  • dumb fuck

  • I prefer the original without the fake vulgar audio.

  • Typical Kike ..stealing from kids.

  • There's a whole lot of crazy anger here in the comments section ...you must be doing something right Binkie! Keep up the good work!

  • It doesn't get any lamer than this crap!!!!!!!!!!

  • You assholes...ruining a classic commercial...

  • O-------------- K.

  • Anyone who thinks that kind of language was used on any commericial in any time period on any television show is not living in reality. FRAUD, FRAUD, FRAUD.

  • Pointless, stupid and badly done.

  • What a disappointment :( Not even a good fake either.

  • These guys have the suck factor all sewn up.

  • Try this, Try creating your OWN shit !

  • hahahahaha dafuq??

  • If u believe this was real u r a not the man in commercial Jack Gilfrord long time Character actor!

  • Was NEVER banned because it did not have that narration to it. No one said MF in that commercial and it ran all the time when I was little.

  • Your voice over is fucked

  • Binkie ol' chum, it's funny but don't call it a banned CrackerJack commercial. It's the original commercial with a funny running commentary. Some of us out there don't like your stuff. I think it's delightfully 'loopy' and best heard while half in the bag.

  • funny stuff broham!

  • Wow.

    Talk about a lack of sense of humor. Those who didn't like this probably voted for Bush..

  • @Karmakatt6

    No, I voted for Eisenhower.

  • Your attempt at humor makes me ill! How dumb are you? Put down the bong and go get a job.

  • why is that white guy talking like a Knee-grow??

  • Yo, McFartnuggets. Don't listen to these lame azz killjoys. That voice dub was hilarious. Not like there was any dialogue anyway. Keep up the good work.

  • Your channel name should have tipped me off.

  • gee,,, i' would have liked to see the real commercial, without your stupid voice.

  • Damn, I'm old!! I actually remember this fuckin' commercial!!

  • @cathridge me too!

  • LMFAO!!

    Wow, what's wrong with  the 459 of humorless drones.

    I almost pissed myself laughing.

  • @BrightStaroftheDawn Same. I watched it 10 times already and laugh harder each time. Im sending this to all my friends. Haha.

  • For anyone interested, that was Jack Gilford, a comedian from the 50's and 60''s

  • Lighten up you anal retentives...it's called HUMOR !

  • This is for the guy who just wrote me about U of Amherst. Yes my brother's name is Sam. He's still there. Considers himself a music historian. Small world.

    Lisa Gilford

    PS

    The "jingle" didn't appear in all of them. Think they replaced it by "Some Kids Never Grow Up". I think. Working on a documentary on my father and Zero Mostel so I will see all of those commercials and let you know.

  • @lisaleegilford I thought it was Jack Gilford!!!

  • @mightymeatmonsta yes it is, or was

  • I have no idea who added this stupid voice over. Like people have said here, the original was terrific. And all the original cracker jack commercials were brilliant--they've definitely withstood the test of time!

    Look for a documentary on the Gilfords and the Mostels in the coming months. Stay tuned.

    Lisa Gilford

  • "lame sick"??? The voice sounds a lot like Lenny Bruce.

  • It's 'Simon the Likeable'!

  • Whoever did this and thought of this is an imbecile.

  • Unfunny to the max

  • The actual commercial had a musical jingle and not this lame sick dubbed in voiceover.

  • You boneheads who somehow think that the (ridiculous and amateurish) voice-over was connected in that time frame with the original commercial got it wrong! All of you young bloods need to find your own original material-and stay away from the classic stuff. It just doesn't suit you idiots!!

  • who could hate jack Gilford he was the real shit

  • Is the little guy billy mummy (Lost in Space)?

  • I remember that commercial when I was a kid.

  • It's not too late for your mother to abort you.

  • You should be forced to replace the soundtrack with the original; commercials such as these are historical and should be treated with respect.

  • @AUSCHWITZ3735 BIG NOSED JEWS,DIRTY HEBES!

  • MAA!!! That fag ate my popcorn!

  • This, of course, is not the original audio for this commercial... just an extremely bad substitute and extremely unfunny.

  • Buy your own popcorn you greedy old jew!

  • @somethingdiffereable Woh! Wait and see all the fan mail you're going to get for this posting. Be prepared to be branded a "hater."

    Of course, it is a statement of fact the actor playing the older guy taking the Cracker Jack box (and, presumably, consuming all its contents) away from the sleeping boy of this TV commercial's bus trip was a Jewish-born actor (now deceased) named Jack Gilford.

  • @somethingdiffereable It is also a fact the character played by Gilford in this commercial took candy not belonging to him away from a small child.

    But the leap of calling this character a "greedy old Jew" that you made is disturbing, not merely for its bluntness, but also the motivation behind the remark.

  • @somethingdiffereable You do realize the audio of this You Tube upload is not the same as that which apppeared in the original Cracker Jack commercial, but a fake audio track supplied by the uploader, don't you?

  • @gymnastix I'm actually old enough to remember when this commercial was on tv. This guy was actually on several other cracker-jax commercials around that time early 60s.

  • @somethingdiffereable You must also realize Cracker Jack is not merely popcorn, but caramelized "popcorn," with "peanuts, and a prize?"

    "That's," my racially-provocative You Tube commenter, "what you get in Cracker Jack!"

    But let's see what "you get" by your not-so-crackerjack comment here.

    What made you arrive at the conclusion the older guy of this commercial was even Jewish, by the way?

  • @gymnastix I arrived at the conclusion "that he is jewish" because he looks jewish. By the way I just googled his name and researched it. His real name is Yankel Geldman and his is from Brooklyn N.Y. I was right! He is also Jewish!

  • @somethingdiffereable Did you not read my other comments here? I had already conceded Jack Gilford was Jewish before you looked it up. In fact, it was my posting of Gilford's name that allowed you to look up his birth name.

    The question was never IF Gilford was Jewish, but what made you think so, and what difference that would have made anyway, in a fictitious commercial?

    If you read my other posts here, I stated that Gilford's son attended the same university I did.

  • @somethingdiffereable And your statement that Gilford was a "greedy old Jew" still makes no sense, as Gilford was playing a fictional role in this commercial. His actions in the commercial have no bearing on who the real Jack Gilford may have been.

    And incidentally, I heard from a friend of mine, who knew Gilford's son, that Gilford was actually a very nice man.

  • @somethingdiffereable By the way, if you read the posts of another visitor here, "TWINKYBUTTFUCK1975,"it is the boy in the commercial here who was the villain in real life, for he apparently grew up to be a child molester, and was killed by his boyfriend when caught molesting his own son.

    That son is the "TWINKYBUTTFUCK1975" who posted here.

    That fact should bother you more than the religion of Jack Gilford.

  • you didnt show the part where he molests the boy !

  • @morgankitty1 THAT BOY WAS MY FATHER!

  • @TWINKYBUTTFUCK1975 Seriously, that young actor of this commercial was played by the young man who grew up to be your father?

    If so, I noticed you typed "was my father." Did this person you claim to be your father die? If so, you have my condolences, as well for what this You Tube user did to to ruin this otherwise harmless TV commercial, with his audio editing.

  • @gymnastix HE WAS KILLED BY HIS GAY LOVER WHEN HE CAUGHT HIM SUCKING MY PEE-PEE!

  • @TWINKYBUTTFUCK1975 But I am sure the late Jack Gilford, the actor who played the man sitting next to the boy in this commercial, was, during the shooting of it, very kind to the boy you say "was" your dad.

    One of Gilford's own children, a son, attended my university, worked at the college radio station with an old friend of mine. I was told Gilford's son was a nice guy, as was his dad.

  • @gymnastix I'M TALKING ABOUT THE KID SILLY,HE MOLESTED ME UNTIL 1993,WHEN MY DAD'S GAY LOVER CAUGHT HIM SUCKING ME OFF AND KILLED HIM! I NEVER KNEW THAT OLD JEW,I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BOY,THAT BITCH WAS MY DAD! I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL FOR MAKING ME INTO A GAY RACIST!

  • @TWINKYBUTTFUCK1975 Gilford acted in a series of Cracker Jack commercials of the 1960s, my favorite one with him playing an astronaut defied by zero gravity in the space capsule, as the CJ box keeps eluding his grasp.

    Most famously, Gilford played one of the senior citizens in the Ron Howard-directed film "Cocoons."

  • not bad.

  • keep eating 3 you'll hear take an anus

  • What got banned - the original (which had nothing controversial in it whatsoever) or the stupid voice-over version filled with bad language, obscenities and false inuendo?

  • How the hell does this get 374 dislikes(?), I laughed my ass off!

  • You ruined it.

  • This was one of my favorite, except there was no dubbing. 

  • DID YOU STEAL MY CRACKER JACKS MOTHAFUCKA! lol

  • REMOVE FROM YOUTUBE...

  • Whoever is doing the voice over sounds kind of like ADAM SANDLER.

  • i dont know why but ever since i turned about 18 little kids have gotten really annoying to me.

  • Generation Y at it again, taking innocent things and ruining them with their foul mouths

  • 0:34 "Fuck you lookin' at lady" lol

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  • Steal my cracka jacks, mutha fucka?!?!? Best part! :-)

  • this shit was funny ass hell

  • @KrylonDrinker no..and i find that you think this qualify as humor..makes me want to projectile vomit out of every orifice

  • ...the fuck...

  • this sucks big donkey balls

  • wtfit 0:59

  • Don't go screwin with my childhood memories or I'll throw a fresh-laden depends at you.

  • you ever have the feeling that youve been in the wierd part of youtube to many times

  • I remember the commercial- it was scary back then also.

  • I didn't think this was funny. It would have been better without the voice over.

  • u steal my crack jacks motha fucka

  • this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen ever. i quote this all the time.

  • This voice-over is better than the original! It makes the commercial more entertaining. Keep up the good work. Just don't use God's name in vain!

  • What's so controversial about the ending?!?!?! What are we so offended by?

    Sad

  • MONKEY

  • 283 dislikes? Haha! This is gold!

  • This isn't funny.

  • While he's at it, why doesn't he eat the box, too!

  • Thank you, kelime

  • Lame

    

  • I remember this from when I was a kid lol

  • What was the actors name?

  • @MissileMist Jack Gilford. He did a series of Cracker Jack commercials as well as being a very busy character actor throughout the 60's and 70's.

  • What an old bastard

  • at 0:45 it sounds like hes speaking spanish or japeness

  • HAHAHAHAHA youre stupid!! I LOVE YOU! laughd so hard my face and stomach hurts!! i could HEAR the calories burning, i laughed so hard. haha that dude down there, "way to ruin a slic of 60s Americana.." shiiiiit lighten up fuckerrrr! hes like that kid...u steal mah crakajacks muthafuckaaa?

  • I think this is hilarious!

  • And to think.....they didn't want blacks sitting next to whites on trains and buses back in those days. LMAO! Just goes to show that white people steal too! LMAO!

  • Nice way to ruin a slice of 60s Americana, Retard....

  • This commercial was banned for suckful voiceover work.

  • Sorry. The voice-over is BS. The actor in the commercial is Jack Gilford, and the voice is not his, but of some yokel who thinks he's funny. This commercial was never banned.

  • @rodgergovea it was still funny though why gotta piss in somebody elses korn flakes

  • @palinkorn2010 hey it's not corn flakes it's Cracker Jack s haa haa, some people are not happy unless they are trying to start some crap..

  • I actually remember this commercial as a kid. Boy, I am getting old ....

  • fake]

  • the best part was 1:01

  • Total stupid waste.

  • Very funny, stupid!!!

  • sounds like a jungle bunny edited over this

  • I remember watching this commercial when i was a kid, your dub sucked balls

  • Not bad, not bad

  • hahaha

  • wow that was a waste of time

  • This commercial was never banned. I remember it and I must say that this overdubbing is not nearly as clever or amusing as the original.

  • lol

  • nice youtuber name @BinkieMcFartnuggets XD

  • wth happend to the original version?

  • This was sad. I came here because I wanted to see a blast from my childhood, The voice over only detracted from the video and ruined this for me.

  • @Aquaman1054 The voice-over sucks.

  • this has so been dubbed!

  • @classiccarmaniac01

    'SO" been dubbed? Why the fuck don't you just say this has been dubbed? Why add the so?

  • @backwardk to let the maker of this video know the dub is obvious

  • @classiccarmaniac01

    Don't you mean; to let the maker of this video "SO" know the dub is "SO" obvious?

  • @backwardk lol yeah

  • this is a legit commercial, the actor is Jack Gilford.

  • To the uploader of this video:This commercial wasnt banned, you jackass. It aired frequently and I remeber watching it. The commercial is real, the audio voiceover is fake.

  • lol

  • real video

    fake audio

  • OK, here's the deal. Of course the audio track was added to this video clip. Anything to stir the racist card/label crap.;)

  • keep ya hands off my momma, keep your hands off my crackerjacks

  • sneak my hand in there........

  • ...what the fuck?

  • This WAS pretty funny...Lol "Wtf (CAN'T USE EXPLICITIVES) you lookin' at lady?"

  • i'm sure on your planet, you are quite "creative and funny"...the weak link in your plan is, this is earth.

  • YOU STEAL MY CRACKA JACK MOTHA FUCKA!

    lol this was actually kinda funny.

  • yeah because that wasn't redone with a voice over

  • Juvenile BS. I can't believe I watched this.

  • @Crommy5 Juvenile BS. I'm damn glad I watched this.

  • 174 people had their Cracker Jacks stolen.

  • That kid turned black. lmfao

  • How can some one dislike this? LMAO

  • That commercial was never banned - it was completely without voices and backed only with music. The great, late, and lamented Jack Guilford was the man.

  • you are crazy yo! LMAO! THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS! FUCK YOU LOOKING AT LADY! YOU STEAL MY CRACKER JACKS MOTHA...! NNOOOO!

  • what the hell was that at the end?

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  • lmao so good

  • That voiceover is so so bogus,

  • I remember being about 6 years old and seeing this commercial. I found it disturbing and traumatizing! I've not eaten Cracker Jack since!

    (Just kidding!)

  • I remember this commercial and laughed like hell about it.

    It doesn't NEED any stupid dialogue.

    The point was to show grownups love Cracker Jack too.

  • To Factual the dialoge was added this decade!!!!!