Maybelline 4 Dummies (you)

[loyalminion1]

I'm sorry, I stuck the wand up my nose. I'm such a stupid minion.

[stringendo1]

I teach Middle School. Maybe I should adopt your instruction style for my classes...

[chaaaaaannahc]

SLOW THE HELL DOWN! I need to take notes!

[MadelynBeltran]

HURCU-DAMN-LES. XD

[secretlifejunkie08]

"now i apologize. i know this look is pretty sophisicated. but they were out of the, uh, pallet with BARNEY COLORS for you."

okay, well i'm just going to pee myself now.

[PaaigeeLovesEdward]

oh my...please marry me?

[OMGitsFay]

This reminded me of the part in Jenelle from Teen Mom's makeup tutorial where she was trying to explain what the "crease" was and couldn't quite do it.

[faye15ful]

i got dumped recently but you make me laugh so hard. keep up the good work lol

[5k4g]

I don't... think she's funny? What's the funny part? That she's hostile and angry?

[OMGitsFay]

@5k4g Yes.

[5k4g]

@OMGitsFay I see. Was just wondering : )

[ipodgirl95]

"Now, you take the brush, take the eyeshadow that's labeled 'Crease', take the brush again," Ohh thanks, jpmetz, lost the brush there in between and remembered to pick it back up off the floor once you told me to take the brush again. You're a lifesaver, I almost couldn't finish the look! :)

[MikkoHere]

you're my favorite drag queen.

[Violet1974]

You must be from Jersey, too.

[lilchamperz]

i dont think anyone actually does these make up tutorials think we all just watch you for the sake of watching you :P

[emlylou]

HERCU-DAMN-LES.

[GeekyChick24]

Where is my lid?!?! I'm soooo confused!

[da1nonlyladie14]

i have that palette! its so pretty =)

[SpiffyGinny]

that was one bold ass eye line

[saytun111]

Is there a beginners course? oops sorry that was a question...lolz

[xoxobabygurl22337]

I don't know why this made me laugh so much...

[wangziyi1]

@xoxobabygurl22337 i'm literally laughing by myself...

[alybirdie]

This is how I explain hair-related things to people who ask me questions.

[MrDisneyCats]

As your loyal minion, Hercules doesn't exist anymore. He has been replaced with Hercudamnles.

[JessiMarie1010]

GOOD GOD, WHO CLOSED THIS, HERCU-DAMN-LES?!

[SlightlyImprov]

I no longer refer to Hercules as "Hercules", but as "Hercudamnles"

[thesamspostyle]

hahahhahahahahahhaha!

[frouxetcapucine]

man she's so tough

[iDeceiverX]

I have found a God and her name is jpmetz!

[thirdperiodpain]

Look at that bold ass line. Lmao

[Xxmyriam1212Xx]

i got lost and i finished looking like a clown

HALP

[xXElena1648Xx]

i poked my damn eye :(

[shnoinker]

Can I borrow your eyeliner stick? I wanna use it to grow a brain.

[WEOT62]

That Maybelline liner is the best and it does last 24 hours. Applied it yesterday morning then went home to a hard night of tv watching and doing well... nothing. What do you know? Its still on my lid and fresh when I woke.

[ArisuXHiromi]

xD " the party that ii didn't go to !!"

[flyingpiggyprincess]

Will you answer this question? XD

[zstardust838]

My Brain hurts. This is too complicated for me to follow. . . duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr­hhhhhhhhhhh

[madelinealexander22]

Hercules is my dog's name. Omg. <3 Please be my mother.

[mcrlovefan1]

i love you. can we get married?

[blommastrass]

lid? is that the place where the food goes into?

[BoogerBall4321]

I have a question.

[gerbil545]

Wait! You moved to step two too quickly! I wasn't finished taking notes!

[demirocksmylife]

I died of laughter watching this video. 

[PersianOlive]

Right when she said 'Don't stick it up your nose' I was sticking something up my nose. :p

[listerfiendish22]

question: what is makeup

[mapseudonym]

wait........what's step 1 again?

[kittykatt827]

@matthewb20395 Heeeeheeeee ur an ass

[emmaaliceftw]

Do you work at a hallmark store by any chance?! FUCK HALLMARK

[BFFracheldestiny]

u say damn too much :\

[RaeTheEevee]

So how old are you now, Justine? 19? (: <3

[youryoury]

love this one!

[DJKittyOfficial]

eeewww! who let the elephant out off its cage?

[Jejozap]

@DJKittyOfficial why? your mom got lost? o.o

[DJKittyOfficial]

@Jejozap oooh, im starting to cry, faggot! you tough now huh!? nerdie bitch!!

[redevanescencewolf]

@DJKittyOfficial *I'm *You *Nerdy

[30zsProduction]

@DJKittyOfficial dont get all butthurt and attack jejozap, if you hate on a video, you have to expect someone to argue or disagree with you .__.

[Equilibrumuvx]

you scare me and i do not like your mouth =(.

[moonlightkisu]

hahahaha.

[SyrusGX]

"Who closed this? Hercu-damn-les?!"

[13821080]

you act like @lord_voldemort07 on twitter

[picklecheesepie]

i freaking love how blunt you are.

[Siouxsielover1]

"The other damn day I was in the damn store and I bought some damn things."

[luvbribrixoxo]

lmao ! ur such an asshole ii love it !!!!!!

[hannahmontanafann81]

Look at the BOLD ASS LINE! lol :D

[OMGitsMe0123]

your so fuckin legit.

[xxxemoxbeccaxxx]

lol at this ok i agree with rawr4reptar you DO make being insulted and insulting people enjoyable to watch XD

[calijenny1997]

Too late I allready shoved it up my nose...

[oHAMMIEo]

JPMETZ Closed the Eyeliner.

[pyropaul566]

it looks like you got punched in the face.. twice

[nadaquefazer]

I LUV your potentially addictive sarcasms!!!

[itsjusthoarse]

sweet mother of jesus, you're gorgeous

[lastassassin13]

Sweet mother of christ, you're hideous.

[CeriaGrace]

@lastassassin13 You're mom's hideous.

[atl1205forever]

@CeriaGrace your* ,

[xXxBluelemonadexXx]

I'm a dummy? Why didn't you tell me sooner? O.O

[Minerfisherrs]

i no dumy

[tayasmith1]

"look at that bold ass line" you crack me up!!!!

[x3Saa]

this was way too advanced for me

[IluvLucasCruikshank4]

who closed this?

herclue damn lese?

love you.<3

[RaeNotBae]

When you said dont poke your damn eye i was poking my Scary are you watching me?

[erabonds]

you are fucking hilarious! <3

[hockeyluver52]

I was wondering where my browbone was....

[MsEmoAlien]

I have the smokey eye version of that :]

[ZMacDougall]

can i have a hug jp?

[matthewb20395]

you're really rude, you don't appreciate anything, and you're fat. I can't believe what a brat you are, GROW UP

[KTBEverlasting]

@matthewb20395 Coming from a 16 year old. Nice. It's called sarcastic humor. And you're obviously too stupid and immature to watch.

[matthewb20395]

@KTBEverlasting i'm not 16...wtf

[JadenFisher]

@matthewb20395  asshat

[Nightlanthiscrusader]

@matthewb20395 Irony.

[CutenessIsUnlimited]

@matthewb20395 You're an ass. Justine is jesus.

[Lolacoca1]

@matthewb20395 she's only acting like that to make the video a bit more entertaining

[roguexsquee]

Bold ass blood pressure

[Snuggerbocs]

Damn. I LOVE THAT WORD. DAMN DAMMIT DAMN YOU I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! Ps. I hate you Tom!!!!!!!!! Damn you you dumb ass mother fucking son of a bitch piece of shit!!!!!!!! SCREW YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zazly0]

"Nope Don't Stick It Up Your Nose , Stop" You Made My Life With That

[songhug]

so wheres the lid?

[jordanbrown19x]

hercu-dam-lese. haaa

[alwaysapathetic2]

"I don't care. It's my damn time. It's a damn rant. I had the worst damn week ever. And i feel like shouting while I put on some eyeshadow, then who cares? this is my damn therapy."

[Decimati0nX]

BARNEY COLORS hahahhaah

[sexysmartme]

ur so fuck up but it's funny

[Reebook1509]

I like puppies :)

[eyeheartpancakes]

"who closed this DAMN  thing!? HERCU-DAMN-LES!?"

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

My mom had one of those 4-color eyeshadows with the instructions on it. When I saw it, I was like, "...wtf?" <3 U, Justine, you make perfect sense.

[altai760]

put it on your what im really confused i need help whats a crease

[maddiearyanna]

This video was too complicated for me -,- I got lost after you said "eyelid."

[awings718]

thats the exact eyeshadow i use- sunlight bronze! OMG I USE THE SAME EYESHADOW JPMETZ USED...

[reneejayne]

dont poke your damn eye! :D

[ColonelCuervo]

I love your hands. You have such nice fingers. :)

[MrWhoization]

I bet if she were to say "And now this video will freeze." it would freeze.

[MrSunshineinthesky]

stick what in my crease?..oh the make up i see..

[ThePennygirl]

You frighten ME!! And thats good!

[tecoc2]

i totally use that eyeshadow.. all the time. lmao(:

[belo913]

HERCU-DAMN-LES!!!!!

[ismich96bich]

wow.... u sound sooooo mad .____.

[lloya630]

I had a daughter last week. I named her Justine.

[64Onion]

But...I wanna stick it up my nose....

[Darkrose40]

lawd I hate make up but Im still addicted to ur videos. Love ya

[MATTACK420]

i want to know the outcome of slamming the martini glass down.

[sadiesykes]

i mean okay, i just spit everywhere when you said "HERCLU-DAMN-LES"

[jimlovelylady222]

there is 162 people without a sense of humor, they're also stupid

[suntanbeautiful1]

I like your videos. Can't wait to watch them all.

[madigore1995]

look at that bold asss line 4:05

[Beeneelicious]

I can feel the love

[NaSai]

You stopped me just in time before I stuck it up my nose! Thanks!

[karazychiken]

You didn't give me enough time to finish writing my notes.

[francejoli7]

you're fucking HILARIOUSSSS

[MissGiJay]

Thumbs up if you turned this off and watch cute puppies.

[TheVALENTINEINC]

this is so awesome cuz as i was watching this i was putting on two maybelline products. like not even intentionaly

[TheVALENTINEINC]

ok this is probably the funniest one ive seen yet!!

[LiquidmemOirs]

"...For those of you that cant read which i know its probably most of you" hahahhahah why do you have to make me laugh? - i hate laughing. -_-

[TheCabbage1993]

umm are you actually like this? because if you are, your life must really suck

[ravenandawritingdesk]

@TheCabbage1993 umm are you actually that big of a loser that you leave hate comments when you could just not watch it? because if you are, i know you life sucks.

[mrppeetteerr]

@TheCabbage1993 ur an idiot

[Shadowfan51]

I see trolls who dont have a sense of humor and obviously dont deserve your time 8DDD.  | v

[alturn29]

god your a bitch

[xXxAdDiSoNxXx680]

@alturn29 thats the point asshat!

[alturn29]

@xXxAdDiSoNxXx680 there is no point or reason for anyone to be a bitch

[xXxAdDiSoNxXx680]

@alturn29 just don't watch her if you dont 'get" it. she is a bitch we know but that's the point of her videos

[alturn29]

@xXxAdDiSoNxXx680 there is no point to this video and trust me I only watched about 30 seconds of it before I shut it off. This is just a video of an ugly fat bitch with an annoying voice yelling at a camera to get attention and its not even good attention. Its crap.

[briglls]

@alturn29 Are you serious, this is what she does. She is not serious she is being sarcastic and she is like this in all her videos. If you're really taking this that serious then you need to go watch some videos of "some puppies." She is unique and her thing is to bitch about things while she does her make up. It is meant to be funny and not taken seriously. People like you usually "judge a book by its cover" If you do not like the video just turn it off and go to another.

[alturn29]

@briglls are you serious I make one comment and you go off on me and you dont know me and you are trying to fight with me over the internet cause I think that its not funny to be a bitch. get over yourself and get a life. Oh and leave me alone.

[briglls]

@alturn29 First of all, why would I have to know you to reply to your comment. It's Youtube if you leave a comment that someone does not agree with then expect to get a response back. That is why there is a "Reply" link on the side of every comment. I disagreed with your comment because it was nasty and rude so stop being a baby and learn how to take some criticism. So, get over yourself! 

[strawberrycereza]

@briglls You're wasting your time, alturn is obviously about twelve. We should all sit back, relax, and be thankful our IQ tests don't come back negative like his/hers do.

[Nojoke88]

@alturn29 exactly bitches suck. no one likes a bitch...theres nothng cute or funny about it...just a cover up for insecurities/lack of true power n athority. blah blah...

[xxdemi101]

hahahaha girl u are hilarious!

[SmiIeAndWave]

Jpmetz Made me the wonderful person I am today : ) She tought me not to give a friggin Crap !

[elloelled]

Please tell me we have the same birthday. June 23. I'll be wishing for that this coming year....

[Ashlerz743]

I freaggin live you!!! lol xD

[batalvitrinidad]

hey, i love watching videos of cute puppies cuddling... theyre so cute!

[mrsoliviag]

first video I'm watching of yours. at first I was annoyed then I started cracking up.

[scorptale]

You should jazz up your backgrounds a bit. They look drab<-thats a funny word. Do you ever respond to your fans? If you do, it porbably would generate more comments Justine. Try it. I feel like Im talking to a wall with you.

[xsealions]

HERCUDAMNLES?

[lilEmichii]

Wow, this video made me feel stupid and I liked it :)

[RAWR4REPTAR]

Justine, you make being insulted enjoyable.

[lilokie4life]

Girl your hilarious! <3 Keep doing this!

[miceylulu]

I found a use for the autoplay function.

I got to watch your face for hours, nonstop.

[mishadadog]

@miceylulu thats kinda creepy :o

[miceylulu]

@mishadadog O_o

[tweetydean1998]

god your mean to the dumbass people who cant read directions.... its funny...

[greenduality]

15 damns. xD

[laurenwuzhere915]

i didn't have time to finish writing notes before you went on to step 2...

[furrycrittr]

i love you hahahahaha

[PrincessofDarkness79]

Oh, so thats where my brow bone is :)

[sapphyra]

So the "Lid shade" goes on my "Eye lid"? Where is that again? Please explain again :)

[MBlu3]

I lold

I like what you do with your left eye when you talk  =))

[Rocelia101]

U are so un grateful but I like your book reviews cuz they are so funny

[greenduality]

Can someone please count how many times she says "damn"? I'm guessing the 50's. xD

[KiraKyoushu]

You take this and NO! Don't stick it up your nose, stop! XD LMFAO.

[jessbe144]

I LIKE FUCKING TUHTLES!