that Kony shit is stupid. read up about the organization. and dont go posting shit on every video you see just because you seen 1! stinkin sad ass video about what has been happening for years!
@JuliBeauty1 It's something that has been going on for 10 years already, yet people only know about it NOW? And should I feel sad? HA. This has nothing to do with us, since they're practically halfway across the world. Things like these happen all the time, and you say we're selfish and heartless? I beg to differ.
What about starving people? What about the homeless? What about the other things going on, huh?
"To spread the word" isn't going to help anyone but spamming across the Internet.
stop thrashing with those KONY thing! or is it KORNY? or HORNY?? if you ever want to make a difference, do it out there! not here, freaks! doesn't make any different if you posted the same thing trillions times..wake up!
@yuuhisasaki DUDE! relax -_-... of course it has something to do with ellen... she supports invisible children .... and we want to make KONY 2012 org. famous.... !
well !!!!!!!!!! if you have not heart and not caring about other people in other countries you don't have to drag other people with this just keep it to yourself and please could you a care even a little bit about other poor people who are Suffering with this case !!!!!!!!
@FJAmoviesandmusic Learn to read. They didn't say "I'm sure it's a sad video", which you're clearly butthurt about them implying they didn't watch it, but know that it's "sad". But try again it says "and sure, it's a sad video". Can't say I disagree with them. It was a sad video. And the Kony2012 stuff is, honestly, getting old real fast. I want him gone/caught whatever as much as you. But spam helps no one and quickly turns it into a "oh jeez not this again"... ruining it's message.
@TheBlarggle : ay, it's getting old, you say? You're so ignorant to real world problems. And it isn't spam, it's spreading awareness. When good people see an opportunity to be apart of a great change in the world, they take it. You can't handle it, clearly.
@FJAmoviesandmusic Clearly you don't know how to understand what you read. You just blindly follow what everyone else does while "being aware"... What does "being aware" get you? You're nothing but another slacktivist, lightening your white guilt by fervently, rabidly claiming how important KONY2012 is. I clearly, obviously said I was on your side. But do you not understand how humans work in REALITY as opposed to IDEOLOGICALLY?
@FJAmoviesandmusic What I mean by that is, you can post and post and post and post all you want online and in your head you're "making a change" but in reality all you're doing is annoying people with text on their screen. It's okay to bring it up, to even be a zealot for their cause, but to beat people over the face with it is only going to make them numb to it. Numb to the point where it's just another advertisement to them. Wake the fuck up and learn to UNDERSTAND what you read.
@FJAmoviesandmusic Instead of leaping like a hungry rabid dog on some words that, when put together in your head mean something completely different than what is ACTUALLY being said. So calm the fuck down, and learn to do more than just read. Learn to comprehend what you're reading. You stupid fuck.
@lickmywand oh wait let me think like you do if you were ever forced to kill your parents and relatives by one person then i will say so what deal with it even if we save you it won't change anything so we will let you die along with 30,000 people YAY T_T
Kony is this really mean guy in Africa who kidnapping kids and making him fight for him, just to gain power. Kony 2012 is the movement against Kony, cause the US "will not interfere with affairs that are not a threat to national security, unless the people wish as so". so Kony 2012 is proving that "the people wish as so."
@daniellew1111 fine, lets say they catch what do you think will happen? everything would stop? are you retarded? Kony 2.0 will just take over and there would be a massive increase in activity. if anything you are making it worse.
@emilyrockdoglover its' a man that abucted over 30,000 children from theire home and gives them wapens to kill people they once loved like theire parents neighbours ...etc
he turns the girls into sex slaves there are over 30,000 childeren let's say half is female they are all used by ONE MAN for sex
and the other must kill their parents and people they have know
kony doesn't do it for any cause he just want's to maintain his power
wtf dude at 2:05
HalloMoose 1 hour ago
the tv falling totally got me!!! i had to rewind it like 5 times!
BMI07 2 hours ago
God she's so sweet! :D
richardmuthwill 2 hours ago
the last one ... omg i died x'D
XPeachezNCreamX 5 hours ago
ellen ur the best thank you
PUNKYGIRL6551 8 hours ago
WHo is the guy who grabs ellen by the boob then throws her into the chair?
yellowdancer1996 8 hours ago
Ellen please let me study....
plugluv 9 hours ago
Did he just grope her at 2:02 ?
kijando 10 hours ago
AT THEND I LAUGHED SO HARD DID YOU SEE HIS EYES
xxxdarkgirlxxx11 11 hours ago
Guys guys guys, stay on topic. Ellen remember? Or did you forget what Youtube is?
BluElaphantDino 13 hours ago
Kony is war propaganda... Keep it up...
Gotred 13 hours ago
I was laughing soo hard at this video :D Ellen is amazing <3
1stStrawberryGirl 15 hours ago
I want to be that snake <3
shichan 16 hours ago
not kony 2012 OIL 2012
tripios 19 hours ago
I love when Ellen was laughing so hard :)
JamWil33 1 day ago
kony 2012
slyfox2pbat 1 day ago
LOLL I died when the snake was grabbing her crotch lmfaooooo
HonestEyes15 1 day ago 4
I love ellen!!!!
allybabebaby12 1 day ago
im in mexico........ possibly worst joke ever
STE9408 1 day ago
that was so hilarious!!!! loved every moment!
littopeanut 1 day ago
@bunnifanno awww....u'd just been fucked? i'm sorry...u're pissed? i'm just laughing at you now..get a life..LMAO!!
meradov86 1 day ago
does anyone know where i can find this video? 2:05
1Zetzebra1 1 day ago
@readwriteeatsing Still has nothing to do with Ellen and this video.
yuuhisasaki 1 day ago
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yuuhisasaki 1 day ago
0:05 has sure got to be the funniest loooook !!! AHAHHA
xxmasryboyxx 1 day ago
I bet she LOVES her job :D
22374656 1 day ago
that Kony shit is stupid. read up about the organization. and dont go posting shit on every video you see just because you seen 1! stinkin sad ass video about what has been happening for years!
Beminemarkie 1 day ago
press 9. both their reactions are so funny :')
readwriteeatsing 1 day ago
0:19 lovee that laugh
zjidion 2 days ago
The objective is to get the word out. That is what these people are doing you heartless, selfish bastards.
JuliBeauty1 2 days ago
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@JuliBeauty1 It's something that has been going on for 10 years already, yet people only know about it NOW? And should I feel sad? HA. This has nothing to do with us, since they're practically halfway across the world. Things like these happen all the time, and you say we're selfish and heartless? I beg to differ.
What about starving people? What about the homeless? What about the other things going on, huh?
"To spread the word" isn't going to help anyone but spamming across the Internet.
yuuhisasaki 1 day ago
This is like the bloopers ILOVEDIT! <3
Pnttmglove 2 days ago
I keep seeing this. I've seen it 12 times in a row now. It's so hilarious. dx
Multigrandeful 2 days ago
shut the fuck up about kony!!!
YippyYieYo 2 days ago 2
@YippyYieYo WAIT .. YOU KNOW WHO IS KONY ?
CarolinaS769 2 days ago
@CarolinaS769 some black guy in africa that rapes girls and kidnap boys, man this shit it getting annoying
YippyYieYo 2 days ago
@YippyYieYo REALLY? Did you even watch the video? WATCH IT, then come back. And I hope you feel horrible for saying that after you watch it.
xSunlightandShadowsx 2 days ago
@xSunlightandShadowsx yeah i did watch it, it was sad and all but all this kony crap spamming the internet? no, that is just fucking annoying
YippyYieYo 1 day ago
@meradov86 KONY 2012
Sophiahan1558 2 days ago
stop thrashing with those KONY thing! or is it KORNY? or HORNY?? if you ever want to make a difference, do it out there! not here, freaks! doesn't make any different if you posted the same thing trillions times..wake up!
meradov86 2 days ago
@meradov86 FUCk UP
bunnifanno 2 days ago
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"Yea! let's all spread the KONY 2012 propaganda"!!!
xOXChimeraXOx 2 days ago 9
@xOXChimeraXOx finally first logical kony post. ignorance cannot be tolerated
suicidalchoas 2 days ago
@TheDylan626 Omfg lolololol I love u right now I know I am apart of the Koni to
oliviabodycomb 2 days ago
KONY DONT CARE ABOUT ELLEN. GET OUT!!
TheDylan626 3 days ago
KONY 2012
SPREAD THE MESSAGE
pestylesty103 3 days ago
i think she meant to pull her skirt off
asceriaamed 3 days ago
dont complain cause KONY 2012 is every where. LOOK IT UP
bzipyy2212 3 days ago
what episode it the one where that ladies skirt gets stuck in the shredder?
TheNgocDoan 3 days ago
Ellen is funny!!
Proud2Bme123 3 days ago
the ending was byfar the best xD
VisualDreamsKorea 3 days ago
deaf chick hears for 1st time 2012
theblackspots 3 days ago
SERIOUSLY, STOP with the KONY 2012 comments. It has nothing to do with Ellen, and sure, it's a sad video, but this is ridiculous, people. -_-
yuuhisasaki 4 days ago 62
@yuuhisasaki yes it does , she said she will talk about it , idiot
sLaYerXification 3 days ago
@yuuhisasaki DUDE! relax -_-... of course it has something to do with ellen... she supports invisible children .... and we want to make KONY 2012 org. famous.... !
AntoniaCrash 17 hours ago
@yuuhisasaki
well !!!!!!!!!! if you have not heart and not caring about other people in other countries you don't have to drag other people with this just keep it to yourself and please could you a care even a little bit about other poor people who are Suffering with this case !!!!!!!!
lovaticheart 15 hours ago
@yuuhisasaki you are so stupid!
MichellePerera 9 hours ago
@yuuhisasaki It actually has: ellen has accepted to spread the word about Kony so that people know about him and what he is doing.
1bibite2 6 hours ago
@yuuhisasaki : "I'm sure it's a sad video". Fucking shame on you.
FJAmoviesandmusic 5 hours ago
@FJAmoviesandmusic Learn to read. They didn't say "I'm sure it's a sad video", which you're clearly butthurt about them implying they didn't watch it, but know that it's "sad". But try again it says "and sure, it's a sad video". Can't say I disagree with them. It was a sad video. And the Kony2012 stuff is, honestly, getting old real fast. I want him gone/caught whatever as much as you. But spam helps no one and quickly turns it into a "oh jeez not this again"... ruining it's message.
TheBlarggle 3 hours ago
@TheBlarggle : ay, it's getting old, you say? You're so ignorant to real world problems. And it isn't spam, it's spreading awareness. When good people see an opportunity to be apart of a great change in the world, they take it. You can't handle it, clearly.
FJAmoviesandmusic 2 hours ago
@FJAmoviesandmusic Clearly you don't know how to understand what you read. You just blindly follow what everyone else does while "being aware"... What does "being aware" get you? You're nothing but another slacktivist, lightening your white guilt by fervently, rabidly claiming how important KONY2012 is. I clearly, obviously said I was on your side. But do you not understand how humans work in REALITY as opposed to IDEOLOGICALLY?
TheBlarggle 2 hours ago
@FJAmoviesandmusic What I mean by that is, you can post and post and post and post all you want online and in your head you're "making a change" but in reality all you're doing is annoying people with text on their screen. It's okay to bring it up, to even be a zealot for their cause, but to beat people over the face with it is only going to make them numb to it. Numb to the point where it's just another advertisement to them. Wake the fuck up and learn to UNDERSTAND what you read.
TheBlarggle 2 hours ago
@FJAmoviesandmusic Instead of leaping like a hungry rabid dog on some words that, when put together in your head mean something completely different than what is ACTUALLY being said. So calm the fuck down, and learn to do more than just read. Learn to comprehend what you're reading. You stupid fuck.
TheBlarggle 2 hours ago
KONY 2012
fifaforlifeHD 4 days ago
PRESS 2 FOR ELLEN BREAKDANCING.
DidSomeoneSayHorse 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
who is that lady who lost her dress to the paper shredder
monopolykid93 4 days ago
KONY ELLEN MAKE IT FAMOUS NOW!!!!!!!!!
bowlover1234567 4 days ago
Bahahaha!
livinthegoodlife105 4 days ago
BONER :P
xXNICKHA7Xx 4 days ago
2:00 he touch her boob!
katrien400 4 days ago
i start with watching music video, and after like 5min i end up here at ellen!
MegaDans13 4 days ago
JIM CARREY <3
henriandme2009 4 days ago
Dont hate me for this but I don't think killing one guy will stop the terror.
lickmywand 4 days ago
@lickmywand but it's only oen guy leading that group ...
TheICEgirl6100 4 days ago
@TheICEgirl6100 If he dies someone else will just take over. The terrorism didnt stop just because they killed osama bin laden now did it ?
lickmywand 4 days ago
@lickmywand maybe but it still doesn't mean you should let him kill more people without trying to stop him..
ApplesaucecakeE 4 days ago
@lickmywand oh wait let me think like you do if you were ever forced to kill your parents and relatives by one person then i will say so what deal with it even if we save you it won't change anything so we will let you die along with 30,000 people YAY T_T
TheICEgirl6100 3 days ago
please invite connie talbot again!
theConnieAurora 4 days ago
It'll work in a minute.
SelRulez 4 days ago
My god Ellen, I have 2 thesis, a major subject project and a research work to do.
camilleprod 4 days ago 3
KONY 2012 LETS GET THIS BASTARD
09JayFlipz 4 days ago 3
@rcatscott
Kony is this really mean guy in Africa who kidnapping kids and making him fight for him, just to gain power. Kony 2012 is the movement against Kony, cause the US "will not interfere with affairs that are not a threat to national security, unless the people wish as so". so Kony 2012 is proving that "the people wish as so."
MarMarDarling 5 days ago
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KONY 2012!
SukiPai 5 days ago
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KONY 2012
AsharaL23 5 days ago 4
Kony 2012
blackmist411 5 days ago
@blackmist411 what is Kony 2012?
rcatstott 5 days ago
kony 2012 stop child soilders from killing their own parents now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mopUSTANKmofo 5 days ago
KONY 2012
SolaceSongs082 5 days ago
KONY 2012 tell this to everyone please
4nna34 5 days ago 2
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Kony 2012
WendyNess482 5 days ago
KONY
littlemissmodel307 5 days ago 3
KONY 2012
ladygaga5906 5 days ago 3
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KONY 2012… make it famous
MsSupermonkeygirl 5 days ago 79
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Smboyd17 4 days ago
@MsSupermonkeygirl what is that? sounds stupid..
Zonekiller24 4 days ago
@MsSupermonkeygirl please tel me what kony is
myteddylovemy 3 days ago
@myteddylovemy something that is worth watch in youtube by invisible children
daniellew1111 3 days ago
@daniellew1111 fine, lets say they catch what do you think will happen? everything would stop? are you retarded? Kony 2.0 will just take over and there would be a massive increase in activity. if anything you are making it worse.
eidius1989 3 days ago
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KONY 2012
SPREAD THE MESSAGE.
Keilahx 5 days ago 30
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@Keilahx You are not making a difference by spaming youtube,and if you think you do then you are delusional.
azlagor 3 days ago
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KONY 2012 - POWER OF THE PEOPLE
yingwangsays 5 days ago
That snake must not have heard.
STLcards8826 5 days ago 2
2:08 what happend?
SweetACAforever 5 days ago
@SweetACAforever The joke was her skirt was meant to be dragged into the shredder but it failed which is why she did it herself.
evilfangs 5 days ago
I just died watching this.
GreenSmarties 5 days ago
best ellen clip ever.
amnahp12 5 days ago
omg i was watching ray william johnson how did i get here :D
ilovefreddie99 5 days ago
i was watching songs of taylor swift. what am i doing here! anyway it was bunny funny! ;)
TechnoGirl72 6 days ago
KONY 2012
smallSAAD23 6 days ago 4
Kony 2012
Qirks 6 days ago 3
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KONY 2012
MisterPainiac 6 days ago 53
@MisterPainiac You are not making a difference by spaming youtube,and if you think you do then you are delusional.
azlagor 3 days ago 29
haha i started fuckeen crackin up with the snake part haha lmao.
crysan990 6 days ago
love ellens laugh !
Chrisyxoxo 6 days ago
I love it ,when it finally falls off, the way Tony reacts!!!! PRICELESS!!!
asskickinninjagirl 6 days ago
the girl who skirt fell off was fake watch here other hand she un snaps it and she has a bad reaction thumbs up you agree
loveydovey00011 6 days ago 2
Kony 2012
mask110 6 days ago 5
@mask110 can someone explain the joseph kony thing! i heard it 3 times today now lol
emilyrockdoglover 6 days ago 4
@emilyrockdoglover its' a man that abucted over 30,000 children from theire home and gives them wapens to kill people they once loved like theire parents neighbours ...etc
he turns the girls into sex slaves there are over 30,000 childeren let's say half is female they are all used by ONE MAN for sex
and the other must kill their parents and people they have know
kony doesn't do it for any cause he just want's to maintain his power
TheICEgirl6100 5 days ago 2
@TheICEgirl6100 oh i watched the video laast night and figured out! but thank you so much anyways!!!!
emilyrockdoglover 5 days ago
jajajaja jamas me habia reido asi jajaja
ojasos100 6 days ago
hahaha the snake!! :D
God love Ellen. She always makes me laugh! -xx
xxIlluminatedLovexx 6 days ago
I love Tony's laugh... there needs to be FB page of him laughing :P
bahbleu 6 days ago
i love tony's face at 2:31 i die every time :)
jessie96x 6 days ago
i will fail my exams because of this.. =.=
GossipJunglePrincess 6 days ago
Hahahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE YOU ELLEN!!!
bustadrian 6 days ago
Hahaha that's very good :D:D
kiarunia18 6 days ago
She has the most beautiful smile... and best sens of humour!
loriapril90 6 days ago 5
snicker doodle
MsMiniMango 6 days ago 2
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i've been watching Ellen videos since I woke up...12 hours straight. I'm addicted. I think i need an Ellervention
omgitstrisha7610 1 week ago
I always end up here. always
MichiieJackson 1 week ago 258
wuz that jim carrey?
smurfettedancer11 1 week ago
@smurfettedancer11 yup
HedleyLover2010 6 days ago
WTF Bald Jim Carrey!
Galaxyass1 1 week ago
0:41 is my favourite one! Still can't stop laughing:L
iNeedaDoctor21 1 week ago
note to self...do not drink anything while watching ellen
phatChika04 1 week ago 5
I love when ellen laughs !!
MrMrFailed 1 week ago
cringe at the snake!
TheMe1786 1 week ago
...Nah. My geography-grades are not as important as this.
guingla 1 week ago
School in 3 hours, everyone's sleeping and I'm here Laughing so loud! Ahahaha I love Ellen. Wish I get to meet her someday!!! <3
TheZombieFayad 1 week ago
ELLEN I NEED TO SLEPP...Please??? Ok maybe just one more.
juicirosi202 1 week ago
I love you Ellen!
alborzheydaryan 1 week ago
1:33 Reminds me of tentacle raep
Kevaul0 1 week ago
I'm crying with laughter but all I can think is I have twelve assignments to do... F*CK IT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
TeachMeThePiano 1 week ago
Omg, my cheeks are hurting from laughing. XD
yunuNuni 1 week ago
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yunuNuni 1 week ago
That snake! LMFAO
egyptiancow101 1 week ago 2
HAHAHAHAH !! So Funny !! :D
AnitaaMJ 1 week ago
dieing laughing lfgjfklhjdlgfjgldk!!!@
rararabia19 1 week ago
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musicJaredJones 1 week ago
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
neko2011apple 1 week ago
oh my God. LOL
Emmagracia30th 1 week ago
LOL her skirt ahahah
ClarkNotKent 1 week ago
0:06 hahaha yeah jim carrey!!!!
jbrocks5434 1 week ago 3
my essay will never be completed.
xxgengen 1 week ago 289
@xxgengen I'm in the same boat
mmmodestmouse 1 week ago
@xxgengen same here haha.
VHelloKitty 1 week ago
@xxgengen what essay?
vietvipp 1 week ago
@xxgengen hahaha same here
Saudipride100 6 days ago
@xxgengen so as mineeee. ahahahah
winterx6 6 days ago
ohmygod ellen i want to see u in person!!!!! i like the way laugh! ur jokes! amazing!!!! hoowow!!!!!!! but its impossible!!!!!! luv u ellen!!
TheTrixiecruz 1 week ago 3
0:43 what a great ass.
DeathBladeLight 1 week ago
OMG THE SNAKE
MrssHannahBieber 1 week ago 4
Snickerdoodles!
MrssHannahBieber 1 week ago
lmao, my stomach hurts so good right now!
DeLuneNoir 1 week ago 3
even if she goes through 10 million mistakes its still the best show
BOSSIFICATION94 1 week ago
Great ending!
MrToothpick189 1 week ago
Ha ha
kcturner20 1 week ago
0:36 LOOOOL xD Here's some reality tialv, fivrl dsgfgsgs ahaa AHAHAHAHAHA
AHSViolate 1 week ago
1:47 LOOOL.
WallaWakaful 1 week ago
Ellen's laugh is SO contagious!
abcrolyat123 1 week ago 4
2:01 ellen got groped
FANOFWAR34 1 week ago