David Liebe Hart's Public Access Show (pt.3 of 3)

[detroitos]

Wish my teeth clicked like that with each word spoken.

[xproidex]

hi, my name is jonas drangle. when i was a small boy i had a large interest in puppets. one day i went to the puppet shop and was making a purchase of a small cat-like puppet when deved introduced himself as a ventriloquist. he invited me to his house and told me he could teach me a thing or two. when we got to his house, he invited me into the bedroom, where he said he kept all of his puppets. he opened up his dresser drawer and pulled out a bottle of pills. he told me at the time it would

[xproidex]

@xproidexhelp me throw my voice, as to become a better ventriloquist. so i swallowed about 5 ventriloquist pills and began to feel funny, he asked me to take off my clothes because it would give me better ventriloquist mobility. he then took his clothes off, so i would not be the only naked one. when he took off his clothes, he revealed a rock-hard small black dick. he put one of his puppets on his dick and was able to make it wink at me. he then asked me to try but said he would be able to help

[xproidex]

me as long as he had my permission to put his hand in my anus. i was so interested in becoming a ventriloquist, i was willing to do anything. he lubed up his hand, and slowly slid his big black greasy hand into my tight boy anus. it felt bad at first, but he said the pills would ease my pain. he then pulled his hand from my ass and licked the already brown skin clean. he then said that he thought i was a cute boy and

[xproidex]

@xproidexwould like to penetrate me so that we could become one. he told me he would share all of his secrets if i let him inside of me. i was so ambitious at the time, i agreed to this. but the pain was so surreal after a few thrusts from that small rock-hard cock that i told him to stop because i couldn't handle the pain. he then hit me in the shlepper and knocked me out briar. he then proceeded to fuck me, for, when i awoke, i was back home in my bed. so i got up, wondering if it were a

[xproidex]

@xproidexdream. so i checked my yingyangyingmail, where he had emailed me a video containing the entire puppet fuck encounter. i remember the gap in his teeth fondly. i assure you it was this man. it is my goal to hunt him down and thank him for making me the muslim i am today. he has made me a stronger person, and that small black cock is engraved in my memory. deved leeber heart

[lurconis666]

Who's the stoner next to the ex exotic dancer chick?

[ChristianU2ubeh]

Adam is so damn high.

[kindofallpedia]

clack...clack.clack..... clack.....clack....clack clack...

[gnortznitz]

You can tell by the tone of their voices that they have no idea what they are reading. For your health.

[dunbar9finger]

I like how the puppet work is so bad that the clacking of the mouth is captured in the audio, making the lines sound like this: "Will *clack* be *clack* trans *clack* formed *clack* by the *clack* truth"...

[omgpuppies0707]

ahaha his shirt just says "JEFFREY" hahaha

[Cymakil]

that woman is just plain insane like Liebe Hart, the two guys are obviously just taking the p*ss

[KyutoJohasu]

This used to be on in California, hahaha.

Adelphia public access.

[tylerjamesstephens]

Quall now to see if you Quall-ify!

[rudiniification]

Albert Herman mach 2 needs to have his jaw oiled or something. He clacks like an old style typewriter. When did Albert Herman get a head change? He has multiple heads? *cries*.

[dansimsss]

Its funny, the boss is a muppet, human obey to a muppet, is the muppet is God, or he obey to God, but in this case there's a man behind the muppet, so to resume, men obey to a muppet who is probably God, or a man who pretend to be a muppet, in anyway, that's a definite bunch of...dummies...lol

[ckolonko]

I like how this program always fucks up.

[KeepDeltaMyDelta]

David Liebe Hart is quite bossy, eh?

[Verschrankung]

@KeepDeltaMyDelta You obviously haven't seen the episode Tim and Eric are in :)

[Jraw72]

Is Adam the only one whos in on the joke? He doesn't strike me as someone whos insane.

[cobracommander77]

Some Quall-ity reading.

[onehundreddollars]

"the ho-lee bible, section threee..."

"TWO!"

[GammaCorps]

This is THE WORST thing i have ever seen :P

[sniffysmooth]

This is SO FUCKED!

[PestigeKelpone]

@sniffysmooth It's funny because it's true

[TCMHitchhiker]

I too want to read spiritual posters on the television set.

[johnbourbon]

how did tim and eric get away with stealing this kids show?

[meyerd1]

Is this real, or is this a joke....i don't know if they are serious or not...either way its Hilarious...

[terrybroadway]

the hilarious part is that it's real. :]

[narrowarrows]

what channel is this on?

[KyleRichards9]

"The holy bible, section three-"

"Two. I want section 2 to read."

[mst3k4evr]

I guess Christian Scientists don't allow women to read out loud.

[DingusStudley]

So is James Quall just some friend of Davids. Is that how Tim and Eric found these guys. Both are just christian scientists(whatever the hell that is) with an awesome public access show?

[mst3k4evr]

Christian Scientists are people that don't believe in going to doctors.

[beefknuckles]

James Quall is actually David's next door neighbor. I read it recently in an interview with Tim & Eric.

[JeannieJQ]

James is David's neighbor and helps out on the show, but James is not a Christian scientist like David.

[joeyramoney]

Hart-Quall '08.

[animegramma]

Jesus, could he slap that puppet's mouth any harder?

[jsXanatos]

so is james quall like this as a person. FASCINATING!

[3wheelfleetwood]

i wish david would make a commercial for my funeral home

[JohnnyNova]

well....now i see where tim and eric find all their strange castmates

great job!