The World's Dumbest- Can You Hear Me Now

[seemelarry]

Kiss my ass monkeys ass wtf y is he talking about sex and asses

[DulceCorazon999]

lolz 1/2 past monkeyz azz n a quarter 2 hiz ballz hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

wheres dhat chic n can i hav her?

NO!!!!!

[loveanimals26]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blakefoster937]

lol charlie kelly

[Xocoatl99]

He's not sober, don't judge him!

[MrRambo1037]

"Half past a Monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls."

EPIC!!!

[Askingherforgiveness]

"Where the hell is that chick? And can I have her?"

"NOO!"

LOL

[scottraposo]

Winning!

[colemano260]

yeah hes one beer short of a six pack..... [or a keg over]

[Hawkwing4567]

Who is she at 00:44? XD

[REDTEAM22003]

The world's dumbest comedians with the world's dumbest punch line....

[xXSkullXxXButcherXx]

Instead of what grade did you cheat, I think it's what grade he's in......

[gothikalace]

NOOOO!!! SIXTH GRADE!!!!!!!!

I love it.

[KaiserVadin]

@gothikalace i am waiting for him to say " FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU " then lets see what the cop does ....

[iLLmatic240]

"Yo hear this bullshit, cause ima sue the hell outta this county"

[XSkullxTotenKopfX]

Hew should have asked 'what grade are you in?' 6th grade would be a more apropriate answer. >.>

[AnimePIMP1]

@XSkullxTotenKopfX

you dissin sixth graders?

[PSshadow92]

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

[xXSkullXxXButcherXx]

@PSshadow92 H...what? I dont what Wales looks like, I'm just a kid who listens to frazzbass T_T

[274hikari]

wow he cant understand english and he is speaking it

[zackdabeastable]

HALF PAST MONKEYS ASS QUATER TILL HIS BALLS OMG DAS MII FAV TIME OF THE NIGHT!!

[Ashmaker]

"Wheres that chick and can I have her?" "NOOOOO!!!!"  rofl, that part cracked me up.

[TheDragonsword123]

Half past a monkeys ass and a quarter to his balls is the exact time that I yelled this phrase at my friend. >XD

[SpringLionCub]

1:41 That's what rap would sound like if they bothered to censor it.

[SpringLionCub]

@myself no offense to people who like rap. I think it's fine. o_o

[BBall0027]

One too many, more like 101 too many

[bobtothemax10]

lolz he grabz a cone.. SIXTH... GRADE...!!!

[GTNDarkness]

So... basically what that guy did... was had sex with his wife... @ Quarter past a donkey's penis and a fifth to his asshole?

[dstebbin]

"Where's that chick, and can I have her?"

"NOOO!"

Fucking priceless!

[ianflowforever]

"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls", "So, he's late...."

Oh god, I love this line!

[BearBarton53]

Sixth grade? That far??

[xZibeGx]

Those comedians suck.

[hdfufd]

NOOOOOOOO! XD

[bomerman104]

lol

where is that chick can i have her

nooooooooooooooooooo

[Nissy901]

noooooooo hahahah

[FallenAngel1508]

"half past monkey's ass, a quarter to his balls"

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[irishbrodie]

Why is Tanya Harding still around? anyone?

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

they should let the guy off for beeing hilarious

[jattnyc]

0:57 she is hot

[damiononupsal]

stay away from her she's infamous.

[TashaRichardsonFan]

@damiononupsal

Amy fisher? She sound familiar to me.

[damiononupsal]

Amy was the mistress of Joey Buttafucco. Amy went to their house and shot his wife, I think in the neck. It was a big scandal back in the early 90's in Long Island

[TashaRichardsonFan]

No wonder she sound so familiar to me.

[MugoUrth]

"What's your education?"

"SIXTH GRADE!!!"

[dude249]

half past a monkey's ass a quarter to his balls. hmm judy's right. it must have been late

[faithfulmonkey]

is it me or did the drunk say

''he fucked his wife in the ass''

[THATW3IRDKID]

hey! he speaks cone!

[libz034]

he only made it to 6th grade? thats sad...

[ytvman]

lol beep beep beeep beep beeeeep beep beeeeeep beep beeep

[mdog6515]

oh man this is frigin' hilarious!!!! XD

[willow2716]

noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[gamesport88]

"Just arrest him or shoot him."

I'm with Danny on this one.

[8bitPikachu]

hahaha fucking hicks

[Caerdrys]

"Do you understand English?"

Construction Cone: "NO!!!!"

LMAO

[TashaRichardsonFan]

This guys is hilarious lol

[cxhxexlxsxexa1]

"half past a monkeys ass a quarter to his balls" lmaooooo

[xero66cat]

1:41 to 1:46 what kind of drunk sex did they have!!?!? they bleeped it all LMAO!!!

[xXSashiraXx]

OMG laughed at the Last part!! "where's that chick and Can I Have Her!?...NOOOoo!"

[cooldaddio15]

A cone being used as a megaphone. What?! You think the cop's deaf!

[EdableDreadz]

Amazing response to "What time is it?"

[Feeniefan12345336]

Half past monkey's ass and quarter to his balls?!?!? I haven't stayed up that late since college! o_0

[yamila68]

They should have a public holding tank for people who are outrageously drunk like this guy. Let people see what alcohol will do to you. It'll be both entertaining and educational.

[halo3231]

half past a monkeys ass and a quarter to his balls man if i was out that late my mom would kick my ass

[randomikey5678]

wheres that chick can I have her?

NO!!!

[halo3231]

your mean but i guess its okay ive played jokes like thta

[OmegaEpsilonPi]

damn itz half past monkey balls itz getting late

[halo3231]

well you missed one its thrid from thebottom

[halo3231]

what the hell did i do to you people theres no reason to say my comments are bad please no more thumbs down

[KittieTheTiger2307]

HAHA I gave u thums down!

[halo3231]

what did i ever do to you i dont even know you be nice please

[KittieTheTiger2307]

I was joking around with you. I didn't mean any harm

[halo3231]

why did every one hate my comment its true

[shamille724]

half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

i think we have the next fall out boy single...

[demonicagent]

put the cone down you imature breaded idiot

[halo3231]

cant say im surprized sex at five and booze at six

[1313131313113]

he has one good wife

[halo3231]

what a fuckin dumbass retarded cone head

[cornonafork]

at 1:17 i think that means 9:30 (the long hand being the monkeys butt)

[Gadia201]

god damn this guy is nuts...

[russianroulette4you]

i'd beat his ass with that cone.

[natalie0garrett]

this is my favorite guy of all...

[ichigomomomiya25]

"Do you understand the language of english?..."

*picks up a cone* "NOOO!!!"

lol xD

[MyLuckyCars]

He think he loss his voice,

so he use the cone and say

"NOOOOOoooooooooo"

[skellington15]

MY CONE WILL KILL YOU!!!!

...or at least make you deaf.

[xRandax94]

"Where's that chick? And Can I have her?"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

[toasatoshi]

o_o''

[kahlie2143]

Dude do u even have to test to see if he's drunk he's clearly drunk I mean come on really he's hammered!!!!

[hasia2442]

quater pass his balls? it must be late

LMAO!

[wfl18]

hes drunk and that tells you alot if your drunk

[iLLmatic240]

lmao he only achieved up to 6th grade

[chibiwitch55]

1:13 what time is it?.....five past monkey quarter to his *bleep*...WHAT?!? O____O XD