Inept Reviews: Super Empire Strikes Back (SNES)

[Sm00ville]

LOL inbreds

[SamusDrake]

Urgh. I would play these series on the SNES, but most of the time its making impossible jumps - and sometimes without any warning what so ever.

[psycho642]

lol.....The most famous inbred jedi..Ahahaha...This guy is good

[ansgarpmd]

What a knob this guy is.

[t0kes42o]

does anyone understand anything this guy says?

[collieuk]

Yes I can. For the most part. Cheers!

[01hdav]

yep understand everything he says, He's rather hilarious as well. "They smell like shit but you can get good burgers out of these things" hahahaha

[DidYouKnowIHateYou]

This review is obnoxious and unfunny. Fuck you.

[reballare]

This game is a classic

[greenteen85]

'bloody marvelous'

[punji73]

lol love the commentary man, "i gotta go all the way back to christmas 1982.." lmao that was awesome, x mas 82 was one of my fave christmases by the way lol.

[godlessobservations]

That was a unique pleasure. Thank you.

[Mrgyn]

Everybody hates your videos. Stop.

[collieuk]

Yea ok I'll stop. You win. Woe is me. Except I don't give a fuck! The day I listen to some pot-head urchin is the day George Bush takes off his mask to reveal he's been Osama Bin Laden all along. I always say, enjoy or detest whatever comes most natural to you. I don't mind one way or the other. Good day to you.

[DanielBoa]

s..t..f..u

[collieuk]

Another visit from the Youtube Police. I hate to break it to you, but not everyone gives a shit about the AVGN. He spends hours/days playing a deliberately shit game so he can make funny comments and pull silly faces and be popular. Hats off to him, he's very good at what he does. I don't give a fuck about all that tho, I just spend 5-10 mins making light-hearted comments about games I'm asked to play. Completely different kettle of fish. I don't know why people take retro reviews so seriously.

[baraka206]

avgn silly? what about your voice? you wish you were as popular as him though. avgn actually has makes good points with his reviews, where u just pick a random old game and bash on it.

[collieuk]

Dear oh dear you're really struggling to comprehend things here. Not everyone cares about other people's videos; I'd never even heard of him when I started. Unlike him, I DON'T ENJOY PLAYING SHIT GAMES. I only 'bash' an old game if it really is crap. I play other viewers' requests or games that meant something to me at the time. But the main point is to engage in a bit of nostalgia. The actual quality of the game is irrelevant, as is the rating and so forth. Anyway, thanks for your comments.

[bcmalloy]

you fucking asswipe

[bcmalloy]

---referring to baraka 206 above comment colliuk is a monkey genius

[baraka206]

seems that mr social reject who reviews random games made a friend? good for him, good for both of you. when are you planning to heroicly go to your school to kill some random people? no wait, thats probably still a surprise.

[swerdcire]

Hilarious

[pniner]

As the years go on the gameplay seems more and more repetitive...but that's no excuse for you complaining about the game because you suck. I mean, really. Do a review where you actually get past level 1; then I'll listen to you.

[collieuk]

You'll be waiting a long time then because that's not the point of the reviews. Off you go elsewhere and enjoy the rest of the videos Youtube users make us suffer to watch. Cheerio.

[trevorchannel]

Bad gameplay But good graphics

[BobCassidy]

All the way back to Christmas 82. Classic

[kolibiri]

Thought I was the only one that hated this game

[collieuk]

Then you were wrong chap! I'm disappointed with the slew of SNES platformers I've played so far. Some of them are utterly diabolical, especially the movie license ones. Argh. Mind you, you've found that out yourself in your reviews. Have a good 2008 Mr. Cneal, and keep the reviews coming!

[Camelsarse]

Even if she was my sister I'd still fuck Princess Leia in that Slave outfit. Viva La Inbredliodo!

[mildredsmittens]

"the deserts of tangerine" LOL

anyway, i bought some glow in the dark condoms for christmas cus im gonna show my girlfriend my darth vader impersonation tonight!

[collieuk]

Don't forget the heavy breathing on the phone beforehand as foreplay. If that don't get her excited, nothing will.

Do it too often and you might find yourself arrested by the police for harrassment, so always use your neighbours phone if you try that. That's how I've been getting away with it for the past 5 years. I've had many different neighbours in that time too...

[Bassmaster86]

hey there collie survived the christmas rush I see.....thats a new one...droids looking for porn? haha

[collieuk]

Well what they don't tell you in the movie, is that the Emperor is actually a randy old perv and needs some decent porn, but alas, he made a mistake of banning it across the galaxy before his wife left him, and now he's desperately hunting for it as even the dark side of the force can't tempt a female to touch his personal light saber.

It's in the Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Adult Edition DVD boxset.

And yes I survived Chrimbo. How was yours?

[Bassmaster86]

It was ok....all of my gifts were boring ass shit for my apartment in T.O....when you start reciving utensils and cooking ware for christmas you know you are getting old....I cannot recall one good star wars game to be honest with you...Lucasarts is more concerned with the name than the product...best adult addaptation of a blockbuster film: Pirates HD...a swashbuckling adventure of girl on girl action based on "priates of the carribiean"

[collieuk]

Yea, the older you get, the shitter the presents. People seem to forget you're human and yes, the socks you were given are shit, you don't want any hankerchiefs and no you don't want Old Spice deodrant as you don't want to smell like some middleage lounge lizard from the 1980s.

Btw: X-Wing and Tie Fighter on PC - 2 excellent Stars Wars games.

[mathowlett]

"the older you get, the shitter the presents"

Yeah !! What's that all about?? People seem to think that once you hit your mid-20's you prefer repugnant Avon aftershave to Lego. You have to smile awkardly at them then treat yourself to something good in the January sales. I'm approaching mid-30's now so will probably just get a carrier bag full of cat shit this year.

[nephildevil]

spoiled bitches, i dont even get presents no more