snackmate

[jenp27]

mmm sandwich shaped muffins and brownies

[ekshak23]

The kid looks like he has to pee.

[MichaelLeung2011]

1:19 The Child is fucking the table?

[Cdaae663]

"You pick the sandwich, snackmate does the rest??"

Oh wait, you actually have to MAKE the sandwich -__-

[sportygurlis]

I have one of those!!!

I didn't realize it was one of those infomercial products. I thought it was something everyone had...

[ripppking]

@sportygurlis ur proble thinking of a george forman grill, those are pretty common

[sportygurlis]

@ripppking No, it actually says 'Snackmate' on it.

[Charlez1420]

you buy then learn to hate triangles

[Icy6222]

why does the kid looks like he has to go to the bathroom?

[Seema552]

i bought the same thing for grilled cheese sandwiches.

[coldyrolly]

This is actually so smart. Like the eggs and muffins and stuff.

[ShahiraBee]

anyone noticed the bread is REALLY white? :P

[Jonipoon9]

I am bologna and I'm boring.

[JamalElHanine]

@Jonipoon9 You are bologna?

[a504boi]

I used to have one of these back in the day and it was the best thing in my kitchen.

[QueenofPancakes5260]

i make grilled cheese with these. theyre really good :3

[MrScoocks]

Ive seen these at thrift stores, new, for 2 bucks.

[Neropatti]

Whenever I see this infomercial it makes me want to dig out that old sandwich grill from the back of the cuppoard.

[Ladygagafan752]

welcome to the future!! its called a sandwich maker!!

[arevachi22]

Wow I never knew my snackmate could do all that!

[benjamin656564]

oh shit i have one at home.....

[azntranc3951]

holy crap the advertisement is so old >.>

[IluvDonnieandJordan]

When, they we're making this commercial. Make sure, the kid used the restroom before taping.

[FedotenkoFan17]

Someone needs to give that kid a ritalin!

[halonothing1]

1:20 that kid must really need to pee.

[Mustang424]

Someone mind telling me how the guy in the beginning is supposed to keep his sandwich hot?

[monsterravingloon]

This didn't sell because Billy Mays didn't sell it.

[rainkyokitty]

Rht kid looked like he was going to piss him self

[IanHasLargeLobes]

WHAT i have had this for years and never knew you could make an omelet

[bobert551]

ugh tuna melts are disgusting

[squezey1]

@elitex778 I was just wondering what the hell that kid was doing. Gotta love all the people in these commercials. Stupid as stupid gets.

[MrAleper]

hahahhah look at 1:17 stupid kid

[death4496]

why are the sandwiches so mini-sized they're too small for a family and that so called hot apple pie is a waste too that was bread with apples on it i can make that in the oven that wasn't apple pie!

[Pandruckowster]

That;'s the weirdest bread i've ever seen...

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

1:18 commence the vigorous teabagging

[minegomine]

This was made in 1990

[Someonerandm]

Note the way the man works and the woman makes the sandwich. Important lesson there.

[prettyinpunk666]

This was an infomercial at one time? Good god. Everybody has these now. The Xpress 101 does exactly the same thing as a sandwich maker, and I can get one of these for $5 at walmart, but those still cost $40.

[iluvwebkinz829]

This is not a toaster on its side. How the hell can you make an omelet with a toaster?

[switchblade11089]

tTHATS NOT A FU*KIN MUFFIN!!!!!

[seka1986]

1:18 what's wrong with that kid?

[iPezzei]

...what kind of bread it that?

[seka1986]

@iPezzei looks like a slice of tofu.

[DatRaptor]

You offended the baloni.

[Unholyspaghetti]

BALONEY IS NOT BORING!!!

[TinkRStar05]

it looks nasty

[tobi9ify]

balogna is pretty interesting when you have ADD

[RainbowCondoms10]

o-o buh thn yur gunna get tired of eating triangles..

[nutellagurl26]

no it says 1990 at the bottom

[hkfan1980]

in 1990 ths was new now I can buy a panini maker for $5 and do the same thing XD

[flyershockey17]

"oh no another cold sandwich".... it was his fucking lunch!!! how the hell would these stay hot in a lunchbox all day

[chefAmora]

@flyershockey17 well he could bring the machine to work but being male they would probably beat him up for being a cooking sissy!

[meeeshie]

a woman who only makes sandwiches is worse than one who doesn't make them at all.

[squiggledorf]

Why is their bread blue?

[LadyJuse]

@squiggledorf

I think that's just the light reflecting off that blue shirt.

[AngelicPegasus]

Haven't they ever heard of a stove? Or an oven?

[heartzempire]

@gamerz051

It probably was made in the 80s.

[inlovewithpari]

tht bread looks odd...

[DDRHottestPlayer]

As of June 3, 2011, I don't think they ever sell these anymore

[kaitkatkaitlyn]

wait wait wait, 1:30 is that a pasta sandwich??

[lusciouscurves]

@kaitkatkaitlyn Yep, tinned spaghetti as a filling is really nice!

[thewonderer05]

¬.¬ yeah toastie machine

[LadyJuse]

Two payments of $19.95?!?

Doesn't that mean is is at the most $20 cheeper then they say others cost?

[TheAwded]

Wait...so...I can pay 60$ when I can pay 40$+shipping&handling? And I can basically put anything between 2 crust-cut bread slices to make a meal? MARVELOUS!

[tsterrible]

Wait wait wait... I can make brownies in my sandwich maker?!

WHAT IT THIS WIZARDRY!?!

[MrsSpyro01]

What an idiotic idea.

[hkfan1980]

omg a panini maker? o.o

[wowwowwows]

yeah it make Toasties

[wowwowwows]

yeah it make Tosties

[Aash1999]

weres the frigin crusts

[silvRboLt95]

November 1, 1990?

or January 11, 1990?

[depechegirl001]

@silvRboLt95 I'm guessing November, as this is a US-based infomercial.

[TheHackWhite]

@elitex778 that and tbagging the floor

[Emimi33able]

im hungry now...

[finflame13]

Wait how the fuck does it solve the problem of having cold food? Unless it's smaller than a lunchbox and light enough to carry, it doesn't seem useful >_>

[realbeereels]

kid at 1:20 has to take a piss

[14thface]

whats wrong with the kid at 1:20?

[depechegirl001]

@cbnano12 It looks like normal sized bread to me...at least where I live...is bread large sized in your country?

[hoholinkmariomaster]

"Nothing is faster than snackmate!" light and sound are

[cyborgtroy]

@hoholinkmariomaster - It's not even moving! I've seen snails that could outrun that thing!

[animelovergirl1011]

1:19

Need to go pee?

[Aash1999]

holy crap i suddenly feel like ive never seen somthing like this befor for 20 bucks

[Sycth50]

thermo-latch?

[SuperJoeka]

OMG can you di that wit just any toaster?

[sfx691]

Infomercials

solving problems that never existed!

[EternalAu]

"steamy hot and mouthwatering delicious."

[sickboy99ful]

1:30 spagettio sandwich barf

[hellokitty12]

tHOSE SANDWHICHES LOOK NASTY ..YUCK oopps sorry didnt mean to add caps

[GnosisMan50]

I got one of these at good will ..I had no idea how to use it....now I do...

[GOODGODWAT]

the boy at :19 looks like he needs to pee

[sonikdude49]

its more like a panini press

[anonwillprevail247]

did she just out apples on bread and call it pie?!

[Kocochocolate]

@anonwillprevail247 just about to ask the same thing

[Kari166]

Am I the only one who noticed how many times they said, "scrumptious" in this commercial? DX

[Joci445]

That kid is way too excited about a snack.

[Melkhiordarkblade]

So it's just a toastie maker,I got one for 20 euro.Not 2 payments of 19:95 with p&p,thats almost 50 euro. Dumb ad.

[brenchtoast44]

Sorry but when is a sandwich suppose to be "fun"?

[coolslaya]

whats wrong with the kid?

[soccergirl97979]

why the heck would you divide the smallest sandwiches ive ever seen into fourths?

[TheIlove2sing]

1:20 does that boy have adhd or is he just fucking stupid

[Grayfog]

@TheIlove2sing Considering "adhd" doesn't actually exist as a specific condition.... he's just the shittiest child actor ever.

[Kenooku]

Now your woman can make you a sammich twice as fast!

[SuperEvilLemon]

This is so stupid, i can pick up one of these at my local supermarket/grocery store for under $10

[EpicCorruption]

Lol! She's making the snacks while the kick is raping the electrical socket on the counter!

[serbmafioso3]

OHH WHAT EVER EVERYONE DISSIN THIS THING FUCK YOU GUYS I GOT A SIMILAR ONE .....AND IAM GOIN TO MAKE SOME GRILLED CHEESE

[Dstorm20xx]

Screw you, plain ham and cheese is one of the best foods on earth!

[sfx691]

precison thermal latch uh huh its a piece of metal

[Ladygagafan752]

snackmate is pratically a sandwich maker.

[cccchhhhable]

toasty toasty maker :D

[Spazman100]

Who wants a spaghetti sandwich?

[swanswan421]

it looks like my grilled cheese maker lol

[jkog1000]

0:46 Precision Thermal Latch...

[Krane157]

crustless white bread for sandwiches? pussies!

[tk20028]

I am soooooooooooooo hungry..

[llikepie]

have you noticed that the infomercial products from today are ripping off the infomercial products from back then.

[Kari166]

@llikepie, Express 101 is the equvalent of this. It even cooks everything in the same shape like it does here! XD

[rezrack]

Are they from the 70s?

[kiekie84]

@rezrack i don't know i was born in 84 and we had this in our house when i was kid

[RayManzarekGod]

How would you bring this to a construction site.

[cyborgtroy]

@RayManzarekGod - Plug it into your pickup I guess?

Or be a man and cook the sandwich on your engine block.

[RayManzarekGod]

@cyborgtroy Hell yeah hahah

[sashquatch211]

no dude i have one of these it works great

[Kuwaiti1990]

1:20 THE WORST CHILD ACTOR EVER. I

[cyborgtroy]

@Kuwaiti1990 - nah I've seen worse

[Chilly7510]

it said it makes steamy hot delicious sanwiches. not unless if u fill it w/ something gross!

[bogmonsterattacks]

this is also known as a toastie maker

[Zolega89]

oh no! not another shitty cold sandwitch

[choco33333333]

i got the exact thing from a thrift store,

it was four bucks,new as hell,and it looks like a hundred bucks.

hell to those expensive waffle makers lol

[maze121]

It's a damn toaster!!!

[shawrules34]

That food looks fucking disgusting.

[haoliver1]

its america, dude of courseXD

[Zolega89]

just say 40 bucks, not 2 payments of 19.95

[Bunnyhophop5]

@Zolega89 it would sound cheaper if they said 40 payments of $1 dollar. they're tricking people who don't know the meaning of payments.

[sheimisheimi1]

For a sandwich GET A PANINI MAKER!

[Spanone2]

@sheimisheimi1

i agree

[jasonhdvideoman]

the big boss grill replace this thing

[Thegamedude1000]

Who would buy this when u can make all this on a regular one. Before i did a ham and cheddar cheese sandwich

[xryuwa]

60 dollars? i saw one for 10 euro lol

[webkinz7117]

Okay...the kid looks brainwashed.

[xxSyphenxx]

1:18 what the hell is this kid doing? Is he like giving that counter a lap dance?

[lpgcjenni]

The Narrator pronounces "sandwiches" as "sandgwiches" lol

[86Timewarp]

you can this kind of sandwitch by putting a sandwitch in a plastic bag and squishing it

[LilJOnPRo]

my dad has one haha

[HisPrettyButterfly]

The kid at 1.20 looks like he's doing the pee pee dance.

[edarion01]

hard to clean

[cccchhhhable]

@edarion01 damn right

[defleppardchiq1]

how do you seal in flavor?????

[Kari166]

The top bread? XD

[TrySomeMusic]

munchies

[slippyotoadc]

The sammiches come out soo tiny

[XxDucky33xX]

OMG

Its a toaster!

[Willettes1]

@XxDucky33xX no its a replacement for your wife

[katelyn7645]

if your mad at ur wife for makin u a boring baloney sandwich make your own fing sandwich im 13 and have always made my own lunch

[TheCorrodedChains]

thats not the point of the commercial... the point is to have warm samiches not cold ones

[okkttsk]

I have one. It's good and convenient when I have something else to do while waiting, but it's MESSY!

[Digiscat]

hows it replace cold food?

its cold when ur at lunch.

hows it work?

its only a toaster on its side.

should i buy this?

only if you can lower the heat for some good mas(a mom slaps me)

nvm too many young kids

[hackerhell900]

@Digiscat I fucking love toasted... anything, so I may be biased, but you can't toast the actual sandwich itself, including melting the cheese to all the other products, now can you? Also, this is more like a grill.

[CHUBAASAURUS]

wont it still be cold by the time you eat it at lunch?

[orientallazyboy]

isnt that a panini press ? xD

[HoboRollercoaster]

But by the time the guy eats the sandwich, it'll be cold again because it'll have sat in his bag for hours.

...

Whut?

[Hauntzor]

THEY'RE AS BOHRING AZ BALONEY

[2Foxxy4U]

1:21

HOMGGGGGGGGGGG

AMAZIIIING

[ryan887799]

its a ..toaster ! omg revolutionary

[Zolega89]

1:19 that kid XD

[Hal20062b]

1:37, I hear a burp.

[haoliver1]

whoah. that bread is LIGHT

[finflame13]

So...it's a panini press that closes all the way shut?

[hojen123]

ok, so i get how it makes all that good food, but how does it replace the COLD dreary lunches?

[wowwowwows]

toasties lol

[DizzyedUpGirl]

Wait, don't throw out that spaghetti! Put it in between bread slices. Mmmm, spaghetti bread.

[Shiruvi]

...

I already do that.

DON'T JUDGE ME >.>

[DizzyedUpGirl]

Wait, wait, wait. TWO different types of sammiches at once? GET OUT OF HERE!

[ThePhoenixFeather]

1970s, I assume?

No way, 1990.