The Poop Chronicles.

[preciouspink123]

I have the same problem

With not dealing with my people they get on my fucking nerves I know its not good but it is what it is I mite visit them next year or something.. lol but I need to learn to let shit go too. So I feel u on this one..

[LadieLeak]

OMG!!! Just found your channel and how could I not sub.. LOL.. so down to earth!!

[lionelforbes23]

I was gonna cut it off but something said "man, watch the whole video"...and you did not disappoint! lol

[daquietone2]

Ok I immediately became a subscriber when you said "my stomach was acting funny" I knew what was coming!!! You are tooo funny!!!

[selima77]

@daquietone2 lollllllllllll ty



[BxLiLMaMii]

whats is ur facebook?

[ccain68]

i started laughing when u said stomach started acting funny....i knew u didnt make it...lol....dont be mad at sister..she probably didnt know...miss ur crazy ass

[sherita51281]

omg I'm dead that was too funny, I am at work laughing at u

[sanblue89]

I just subscribed...but I have been watching your videos for awhile now. You are a TRIP!!! Keep it coming....I love your tutorials!!

[lczwife]

So you TRYNA say I CANT CALL u?!?!? LOL!!!

[ShadeyFacez]

Ok,I just had to sub. LOL "easier on my stomach" yea I would think she set me up too lawddd lol but its good u can laugh about it.

[ddeveaux21]

u look great

[kawaiijamaican112206]

bwahahahahahahaha u aint make it?!?!?

[keisha77100]

You look nice

[BrittneyJ08]

kml yup she got u gud!

[sweetkaramel100]

Gurl, you look great!  Glad to see and hear something from you! Stay blessed!

[funkydiva1201]

You are funny!! LOL!!

[Princessbarbie717]

; O wooowwww lol

[kaurianbe]

you from dc?

[ralston2001]

1st time on ur channel im luvin it. Ur 4 real down to earth. Tellin it like it is. A real individual. I'm mos def subscribin 4 sho.

[yonaworld87]

lmao.!

[deyno513]

When You Pulled Out The Cigarette, I Started To LAUGH & LAUGH! && Broke Down In Tears, Never Laughed Like That In So Longg!

You Made Me Subbbb! OMG YOU are Hillarious

New subscriber (:

[mzdeeva305]

selima, girl ur site is about to make me homeless...but imma be one of the flyest broke ppl eva cuza u! keep doin ya thang!

[mynameis677]

It is actually very important to keep an eye on developments in your bowel movements. Bowel cancer/colon cancer should not be left unchecked.

[carol9170]

too funny

[foreverLEANNE]

L M A O !

You have a new subscriber =)

[HarajukuDollie]

OOOOOHHH NOOOOO!! L♥L!!!!

[BigboyHollywood]

You shitted on yourself and you're "pissed"? Wouldn't you be feeling in a shitty mood? lol You are too much Selima...love ya though. Fabreeze is the business though! Looking good!

[BigboyHollywood]

lol ya'll betta give Selima her murney!!!

[denie99]

Omg even though I read the other comments I was not ready for the whoo whoo story don't be mad at ur sis for that she figured they didn't work with her system but it may not have the same affect on u!!! But the shit is still funny as hell

[sweetpsumlin]

LOL...LOL...LOL..I LOVE THIS IS 2 FUNNY!!!

[taytay42291]

your make-up looks so pretty :)

[PecanSandees23]

I love that lipstick!! What is it? And your hair looks wonderful.  Really pretty look.

[LadyPopProductions]

Hope u feel Betta lol but good vid hope to c more

[babblinkath]

Stop being mad at your sister. She didn't do it on purpose.lol You are too funny.

[Zaafirathebeautiful]

Girl you made my day lmao!!! im on the floor!!!! LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!! *

dead

[mary48504]

u are so funny girl

[bigcouz52]

girl......... u are a nuts.... i was picturing u running naked......girl..... i just love u.... u still my inspiration u know... u better not forget it..lol

[blkasn35]

Girl!!! You had my ass rolling on this damn video!!!! I think you was set up too!!!!!! I'm just saying!!  LMAO!!

[ButterflyKisses1973]

Hilarious!

[SweetDreamsImSoDREA]

u are to funny....u made my day...

[aggrolounge]

I agree that she had to be doing that iron pill thing on purpose.. whatta b

[jdesirea06]

you are too funny. I'm so glad you finally made a video We've been missing you! 

[Princesskri]

im tickled

[ShugAveri]

lol. bathroom attack!

[saniray20]

lmao!!!! can't breathe..

[Taviaz]

Girl you are a mess! LOLOL

[curiomeeks]

Lol!!!! you are hilarious!!!!!!!

[ileorin]

"I didn't make it" LOL, when you said that, I wasn't expecting it, and I literally laughed out loud, so loud that people are looking at me weird.

[xkhontaghusx]

What is srsly going on w/ You Tube?? Its been like that with me too. I have to resubscribe to everyone.

[madmann1000]

LOL! When you said you got up and started running and before you got to the climax; I'm saying to myself "Oh lord girl plz tell us u made it!!!" than you had to GO there LMAO......

[arrozconzapatos]

*gasp* 

[lsici33]

LMBBO u are a TRIP!

[ginoue523]

lmmfaol!!!! girl too funny.... try the Nature Made brand 65 mg... they are good to me.... let me know what you think of them if you decide to get those....later

[mrsjones0509]

haaaaaaaaaahaaa!!!! gurl!!!! u r soooo crazy!!! i feel u...

[taharafabulous]

lol lol lol Girl I love it that you keep it real! I truely don't think your sister would do that on purpose.... plus she didn't know if it would happen to you, just because it happened to her. Don't be mad at her. Be nice....but I would tell her that those pills gave you the BG's!!

Love Ya

[HotRoz]

don't want me to be lecturing ! No More ciggie buts/1

[MsNatualTee202]

You are to fuuuuuunny :) Luv your eyebrows & earrings!!

[adiva421]

HELLO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU FOR THIS VID I THINK THIS WAS JUST FOR ME ....YOU ARE SO INSPIRATIONAL AND I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN THANK YOU FOR TAKING TIME TO DO THESE......I ASKED ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK BUT I MUST BE SLOW CAUSE I STILL DON'T SEE IT I WILL FIGURE IT OUT...LOL

[pinkangell3]

i like how u talk in ur vids,like we are face to face and ur talking only with me ,lmao :)))) hugs

[misscrb2000]

lol you keep me laughing

[cakecatering]

Keep it real

[sabeena911]

GUrrrrrrrrrrrrrl TMI TMI TMI lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[sabeena911]

Too funny ure mah fren on CItyville yayers!!!

[sabeena911]

Is this a nu camera love your girl looking fabulous!!! 

[dolldandie]

girl you've been looking amazing in your last few videos. Sandy's doin you good. thanks for doing videos

[kwraikarn]

The light in your new room is beautiful! =)

[astrozier1]

i did not know that you had to take iron pills with orange juice

[lifeinterrupted]

LOL! You crack me up, Selima! You look cute!

[DroveThemInsane]

I noticed the subscription problem too. I just go to the to where my name is and look at my subscriptions there. I don't know why it won't show you all of the videos.

[MercedesGames]

lmao!......you're so funny...

[monimom3]

Girrrrrl.. The weather is getting nice...we gotta go out again!!! =0)

[LYLMAMA2FLYY]

&& i love them earlaces!!!

[shirleyrowland]

Hey Selima!! Girl give ya sis another chance maybe her heart was right. I need that wig asap!!

[LYLMAMA2FLYY]

love ur videos !nd your makeup is always FIERCE! You betta do dat shii girl !!!=)

[shawnababe88]

Lmao "terlet" hahaha finally u r back!! Lol... U look great!

[SpookyElectric777]

yeah I can't believe you told that story. lol

[MissAmarosa]

GIRRRRL YOU ARE LOOKIN GOOD!!!! That wig is sooooo cute too !!!

[sweetbrennagirl111]

oh good lord gurl what did she give you! lol

[noirdiva1]

That is funny as helllll.........it wasnt on purpose. Let her make it this time, but you gotta give it to her its funny as hell

[aarrone99]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@"I DIDNT MAKE IT"...WELL WTF DID SHE GIVE ME...

[aarrone99]

i know u hate your lips but i love the tint in them

[mselle81]

LOL@"I don't do-do and walk around!"" ME EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought I was the only person who did this!!!! OMG...I don't care how much I clean, I never feel completely clean unless I take a shower!

[elmo112078]

SHAWTY SNAPPED with the new camera!!!!

[eyvond1]

Yes Yes Yes TMI but u kept it real with all of us n that's why we love u

[ivakeasia]

Dang your eyebrowns are bangin

[PBARBII3TV]

TMI LMAO love you girl!

[yvette800]

Girl I am so glad you are back you have been truly missed you are hilarious :o)

[TheTrueSong]

Omg Selima your so loveable! If you started doing comedy you'd be famous.

[xxxynghot1xxx]

glad to see you!

[Jland368]

Lolololololololol.....eewwwww!­! TMI but funny as hell. (didn't make it)

[divabrownsugar2010]

lmao girl you look good lov that hair can't wait to see the lipstick and the lipgloss

[JoAnnGray]

Great to see you.

[bubbalz16]

I.Friqqinq.LOVE.You!!!

[tooblessed0000]

Hey girlie u look good

[abigailien]

girl you are looking gorgeous today!

[luckyducky224]

Ok I haven't watched the whole video yet...HAD to leave a comment. That black and white hat in the back is so FLY!!! Lol

[MichelleDenise64]

Awwww damn, listening to the end of the video. I'm gonna pray for your crazy behind LOL

[TrueSugar]

PLEASE TELL ME WERE YOU FOUND THAT HAT??!!!!!

[tamara123100]

I am so lol....i just started taking my iron pills and da same thang happened to be, but thanks Be To God i made it to da toilet...I am @ work, that would have not been a good look...miss ur vids, i watch u all da time..i gonna friend u on facebook.hv a Blessed one.

[crazystuff2011]

so good to see you..you look great and happy!

[smokahontas23]

You crack me up!

[MichelleDenise64]

Bahahahah you are to funny girl. Telling them it's their fault and to pay for the bill. I know right LOL

[lovewillkillusall]

LMAOOO!! Yeah TMI yet at the same time Just Enough,lol! Glad your doing well <3

[JazzySensation67]

YOU HAVE THE BEST STORIES... GLAD YOUR BACK!

[toni708]

I have missed you....lol - hotter than fish grease? lmao....you a mess! <3

[EbonyAbraxas]

"I didn't make it" Looooooooooooooooooooooollllll­llllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poohkatt01]

Girl u r crazy lol!!!

[queenfee]

Looking good as always, love how you put yourself together =)

[toocutemsmoore]

WOW LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[cocoa8872]

I love watching your videos because you always make me laugh. You are too funny!

[AdrienneConnor]

Can you tell me where I could get the earring with the chain connector, please?

[MsCreativeDiva]

your face is always flawless , what foundation did you use ?

[shortybang10]

LMAO!!!! Girl you are crazy!!!!

[yessicarabbit]

OMG gurl u are TOOOOOO much. lol U said... "i didnt make it ya'll" lmao

[shortybang10]

OMG

[outsidethebox3]

Hi Selima. As always loved your video and again you kept me laughing.:>)

[tclove100]

your sister got you good..lol

[tclove100]

lol you didnt make it...lol uh uh uh

[nurvahnah30]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ boo boo and walk around!!!!

[BXDiva35]

You are a Good Hot mess. LOL!!! When taking iron pills make sure you eat before you take them. Buy the SLOW FE, much better on the stomach. Once again you are a trip..

[ThickMadame80]

You are so silly, but you are the coolest. I am a fairly new subbie but I you make me feel right at home.

[ZJtheLegend]

Um, you sure sister didn't give you laxatives? I love this look on you!!

[sabrinakaye89]

so glad you're back, i miss your videos, just checked out your site and have a bunch of items i'm adding to my wishlist..hopefully i can save back some cash to go a bit crazy on your site...welcome back

[jjken22]

Girl you so funny LOL!!! Thats what them iron pills do to your system. Thats why I don't take them anymore

[deselvie2008]

LOL 6:55 -- Thanx for making meeh smile -- I just messaged you on FB, luv...

[sj2008]

I will tweet you. I love tweeting people. But I don't see you writing anything and I follow you. And you may wanna get with that unlimited talk and text. I like the curls on you. It's really flattering.

[AlluNeed25]

Love ur vids!!!!!! Would like 2 c ur hair dressing skills....I do hair as well & I'm lookin 4 some new techniques....xoxo curvaceous515 on twitter ;)

[virgingirl26]

Damn a thousand for a phone bill. Gurl get boost mobile unlimited call and text. Nice earrings and are those connected.

[niteterrors2]

Love your make up and hair!

[BBCreationsMUA]

Selima you need a Unlimited plan! I love love love that hat in the back I need that for my Miami trip!

[kkimberly2004]

umm....Selima you are Coo Coo for coa coa puffs! That girl didn't withold information to make you boochy on yourself! bawhahahaha!!!!! are you only wearing lipgloss because it looks like a really great nude?

[sherikaprince]

Yay sis love the hair! Glad you are back! :-) Tell Aja I said hey love you guys!

[MiSsBrOwnButterFly]

I LOVE Your HAiR

[netta3144]

Girl I like that black and white hat in the back, and your makeup is the bomb as always

[Nikkii86]

Thanks for laugh. Yeah, hot wings may do that to you. Lol..$2,000 for a phone bill. I only pay $60 for my iphone and that unlimited web & talk, & text with Simple Mobile. Head up I bought my sim card on ebay.Thanks to someone on youtube/howard forum for bringing that to my attention.Just a thought for you and others.But anyways, you look nice today.

[rmbb10]

Girl you look fab; lovin' the look. Glad you are back.

[BookerTWashington96]

Lol...yea my iron pills usually does opposite 4 me...lol but I find that taking them in the morning usually helps w/all the stomach issues

[blubuttafly2010]

ROTF LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blklacquer]

girl you so damn crazy lol you look like a pretty bumblebee!!

[annasbeautysecrets]

Girl you crack me up.. I think those hot wings in combination with the iron pills did it. doo doo all over the floor .. ? Hope it didn't get too to messy... You crack me up.

I don't think your sister is the cause don't be mad at her..sometimes our bodies react differently to any type of vitamins

[CYNSTER1]

Glad you are ok and it's so good to see you.

[blklacquer]

lmao like i said..Ima email ya!!

[jesyka544]

You are my new FAVORITE Youtuber!! :D

[makeuptherapy101]

It's good to see you back. I really missed your tutorials

[phattyladii]

lol... u to funny...

[cista20]

you are too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love hot wings!!!!!!!love your eyelashes!! Which one are they?

[MzDymond34]

Selima girl, you are s crazy, I'm glad to see you back :)

[FeLee86]

Selima you had me rolling....I needed that laugh :)

[Chocolatelady16]

hi!! :D

[annasbeautysecrets]

Selima you look fantastic. Good to see you again my friend

[ItsNecieNee]

LOL "Hot as Frish Grease" :D

[Dismamisupadupaphly]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

[TheBlondeAshleigh]

i just had a horrible day. thank you soooooooooo much for making me laugh!

[cynmille2000]

u look beautiful.