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  • yo mama so fat she went i the ocean and the whales started singing we r family even kno ur fatter than me

  • i like people that come up with their own shit

    Disco Dave had my vote

    

  • yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet she is worldwide

  • yo mommas so slutty Santa slapped her for being a hoe hoe hoe. yo mommas so poor i went to yo house and asked "whats for dinner" and all she did was point to her teeth and say "butter" and spread her legs and said "with crabs". yo mommas nipples sag with such severity the famous artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

  • yo momma so poor she get discounts on foodstamps

  • your mommas so black the cop shot bullets at her and they came back asking for flashlights

  • your momas so stupid she stole free samples

  • Yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out. (this next one I made up myself) yo momma teeth so curled her mouth is similar to Alice and wonderland

  • yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get off

  • yo mama so black, the doctors had to take you away from her when you were born cause you were afraid of the dark

  • YO MAMMAS SO POOR I SAW HER KICKIN A CAN I SAID WERE ARE U DOIN SHE SAID MOVING

  • OO YA YO MAMMAS SO FUCKKIN FAT THAT EVERY TIME SHE TERNS AROUND WE THROW HER A WELCOME BACK PARTY

  • yo mama so fat when she fell in love, she broke it!

  • LOL he looked on his phone for jokes

  • lol corny ass jokes

  • yo mama is so fat her ass is so big it takes up half of the world

    

  • yo mama so fat i ran two laps around her and got lost.

  • yo mama is so not cool she thought she was cool for steeling out of her fridge

  • yo mamma iz more dangerous then a penn state locker room

  • Yo momma so, Nigga shut the fuck up.

  • yo mama so ugly when she went in a hunted house she came back out with a job applacation

  • Yo MAMA SO BLACK SHE Spills Chocolate Milk

  • Yo mama so fat,u could stand on her belly and high-5 jesus

  • Yo mamma is so stupid and fat, she went to a indian restaurant and a vegan restaurant wearing a "Where's The Beef" t-shirt

  • Yo mamma is so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and miss

  • Yo mamma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts

  • yo mama is so old mosses is in her high school year book

  • yo mama so old her last name is asaurus

  • Dumb

  • Say any of those jokes to a nigga nd we will beat your ass :)

  • He said yo mama so black, then a black guy walked by

  • yo mamas so stupid when she stuck a battery up her but she said I GOT THE POWER?

  • This is so stupid it's funny...

  • yo mama's so bery when i looked in the bushes i found a ras bury

  • yo mama's so ugly she looks like you?

  • yo mama's so crunchy she's the inventer of the crunch bar?lol!

  • Afro thunder is gay and I'm 10 that's a burn

  • your mama so fat she can smail backin all the way from anata

  • your mom is like wendys she always gets it from behind

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  • you better not, you better not. im not even kidding.,hahahah that had me rollin!

  • To all y'all haters yo mama butt crack so long I mastaked her as a plumber.

    Plumbers crackkkkk

  • Yo mama sucks soo much d**k she walking on her nees

  • Yo mamma so old when i slapped her on the back her titties fell off!!!

  • Your mama so fat when she jump in the air , she got stuck

  • yo mama so damn stupid i can not believe she posted this video of you talking about her

  • YO MAMA SO FAT JESUS CANT HOLD HER HOLLY SPIRIT

  • guy in the black shirt<3

  • yo mama is so hairy her arm pits looked like afero's XD

  • yo mamma so ugly she made meudusa turn to stone!

  • Ya mama so fat she gotta take an airplane to the knee

  • Yo mama so stupid she let you put this video up

  • yo mama so fat that an elephant is offended by her

  • @35fuckface your so stupid yu can't spell stupid or galaxy

  • Yo mommas so poor she got evicted from the homeless shelter

    Yo mommas so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew

    Yo mommas so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle

    Yo mommas so ugly she made an onion cry

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  • i got 2 yo mama jokes yo mama is sooo fat when she sat on top of walmart she loword the price yo mama so fat when she climed in a monster truck she turned it into a low rider

  • yo momma so fat when i killed her on mw3 i got a quad

  • LAME

  • Yo mama is so fat Dora can't even explore her

  • Queer ass fuck video Thumbs all the way down for these fuckin white boyz. stupid sand niggers

  • Yo momma is so stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white people she said stop that twinkiee

  • these guys tell lame ones this is funnier than all of them. yo mamma is so old i told her to act her own age she died.

  • Yo mamma so old she knew mr.clean when he had an afro .......yo mamma so ghetto she breastfeed koolaid

  • wat was the last one

  • Man those jokes was corney.... But some was good.

  • your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can and i said whats u doing and she said moving

    your mama so fat god said srry no room in haven and the devil said no room in hell

  • yo mama is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 4 commericals

  • yo moma so fat scientists diclared her ass the 10th planet

  • how duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummm

  • Yo momma is so ugly when she gave birth to you the look at you the look at your momma then look at you gave you to the nurse left the delivery room went into his office and called another doctor for a 2nd opinion!!!!

  • none of this is funny

  • Yo mama is like a shotgun 2 cocks 1 blow

  • YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE HAD U

    LOL HAHAH

  • Yo momma so crunchy?!?!?!

  • yo mama so fat when she went to taco bell there turn off the camera

    yo mama so dumd the bar tender sad the beer is on the house and your mom went on the roof she sad where is the beer

  • yo mama so greasy her freakeakels came off

  • I was laughing... at you humiliation.

    :l

  • yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was dooin she said moving

  • Yo mamma so stupid she liked this video

    yaaaaaaah

  • Both yo mommas are so ghetto, when they breast feed, KOOL AID COMES OUT!!!

  • Yo mama is like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets laid in a closet

  • @bocajnw what kindof vacuum gets laid?

  • Yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the beach, thw whales started singing we are family

  • @Sunnybfoshow even though your fatter than me lol

  • @Jammar470 u got that from meet the spartans yeah iKnow my movies

  • yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!!!

  • @Jammer470 Meet the spartans. good one;D

  • Ur mom is so fat that when u poped up she called u inerbread

  • Yo momma so dumb she let you put this video on youtube

  • @hunster990 Lmao

  • @THEHOMIE42 Lmao

  • Only reason I liked the video was because Afro thunder's jokes were retarded and funny

  • yo momma so dumb she thought clifford was a t rex yo momma so fat she got engaged with jupiter yo momma so ugly when she went to the store they gave her every half price so she can get out  yo momma so fat kids used her stomach as a trampoline

  • Yo mama is soo hairy chewbacka got jealous

  • wow epic fail

  • yo mama so dumb she actually laughed at this video..

  • yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and said i got the power!!

  • yo momma so fat i took a picture of her christmas 2010 and it's still printing.

  • yo momma so fat when her friends leave they say ill see you arrrrooounnnd

  • yo mama so poor that your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk

  • yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world

  • Yo mama so fat when she went to China everyone yelled: "GODZILLAAAA!"

  • @FreakySheva japan*

  • diis video waz ok but afro thunder's jokes did'nt even make sense and brooklyn bulldozer name waz spelled wrong nd he wasn't even there nd hatty nd stampede wasn't telling jokes only one who was funny was disco davis

  • Yo mamaz so hairy the only language she knows is chewbacca!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • yalll so corny it actually made me laugh XD

  • Yo Mama So Ugly She Makes Blind Children CRY

  • you guys are so gay you make justin beiber look straight

  • 0:59 fat lady in yellow shirt once i saw her i said taxi! :D

  • yo mama so ugly security uses her to clear out night clubs at closing time

  • yo mama so poor that she dries her toilet paper

    yo mama so old that she owes a dollar to jesus

    yo mama so poor that she owes money to a hobo

    yo mama so poor that she had to put milk on layaway

    yo mama so poor that around x-mas time she takes her loved 1's to the store to show them the gifts se wont be buying them

  • yo mama so fat that she used the pacific ocean as a toilet and she still clogged it

  • yo mama is like a hardware store 10cents a screw........................ the girl in yellow the one in shorts not the chubby one

  • Yo Mama so fat she thought she was pregnant.

    Yo mama so freaking hairy - when she gave birth - You got rugburn

    Yo Mama so fat when she falls - she eats her scabs

    Yo Mama so fat we all thought she was Chaz Bono.

  • @1000GirlAnime Haha!!I Like UR Comment With The:Yo Mama so fat when she falls-She eats her own scabbs

  • ummmmmm are these kids serious cuz my lil cousin could make better jokes

  • Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Tupac Amar Shakur is Arab holiday!

  • Yo mama so fat when she went up 2 space scientists thought she was a new planet and left her

  • disco davis cuteeeeeeeeeeeee .hiw old are u

  • yo mama so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order

  • if I would be watching this in real life i would be the guy who screams: "YOU GUYS SUCK!"

  • lol tats funny haa ha ha

  • dope jks

  • disco davis popped off with some good ones.

  • Retarded

  • This is retarde but funny as fuck lmao

  • yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang a b c d e f g get ur fat ass off of me

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  • maaaaaaan what is this sh!t...sh!t is retarted !!

  • YO MOMMA so STUPID she locked herself in the SuperMarket and STARVED

  • arder

    

  • Yo mama so red when i squeeze her pussy kool aid comes out

  • yo mama so fat wen i jumped on her stomach i high-five jesus

  • Ur are all gay you wouldn't now real mama jokes even if it was from your own mom bitches

  • thiz is how it should of went : YO mama such a slut shes rated E for every one :tht includes children uner age3 and up

  • Dumbass white kids , lemme show you how its done. Yo mamma so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.

  • Yo mama such a slut, the only thing she gives in the bed is crabs.

  • They misspelled bulldozer

  • yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her

  • these guys short of ummmmmm suck

  • there laughting more than us

  • yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please

  • @ZAYDKARAEIN100 Sounds funnier when u say To Be Continued! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! (:

  • @ZAYDKARAEIN100 Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear came out and said "To infinite and beyond."

  • yo momma is so stupid she thought this was funny

  • your mamma so dumb,someone rang the door bell and she looked in the microwave and said 'hello?'

  • yo mamma is like a stop light green means keep goin yelllow means slow down it hurts to much and red mean stop shes in her period oooooooo now thats dirty

  • Yo mama so fat that when she tried to weigh herself the scale said to be continued...

  • yo mama teeth so buttery people put shades on at night

  • Yo mama so old her birth certificate said expired

  • Yo mama is so gothic she farts dead bats

  • Yo mama so fat that when she saw a black person she said "My Brownie"!!!!

  • I got another one(sorry if i took over this youtube comment thing as you can see my name appears like everywhere).......Anywayz,Yo mama so stupid that when she ate a battery she said "I got the power"!!!!! xD!!

  • Yo mama teeth smell so bad that when she yawns,her teeth ducks

  • Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror it said "expired"

  • Yo mama so fat that when she went on a date in heels,she camed back from te date with flip flops xDD!!!

  • Ayee ayee i got a joke for the nappy headed dude.........Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said shes listened to 50 cents

  • @laffytaffycherrypop yo mama is so stupid she thought sea weed was something that fish smoke

  • @prankmaster06070 That may be the case^^^,But Yo mama so poor,she waves around a popsicle and call it a air conditioner.

  • Yo mama teeth so yellow that when she was sky diving from a airplane the people that a shooting star was passing by LOL!! XD!

  • Yo mama so ugly that the cops accused her of Freddy Krueger

    Yo mama and daddy so ugly that they thought Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees made up to be friends.

  • (No offense) Yo mama so black that they had to seperate yall because you was afraid of the darkness

  • Yo mama so fat that when the scientist found her they said its another planet

  • Yo mama so fat that when she dived in the 1 feet pool she gets out and then its 10 feet pool

  • Yo mama teeth so yellow that when she smiles the cars slow down for her like traffic lights

  • @laffytaffycherrypop Like my jokes??^^^^^^

  • Your mama so Harry it looks like king kong came to visit