yo mommas so slutty Santa slapped her for being a hoe hoe hoe. yo mommas so poor i went to yo house and asked "whats for dinner" and all she did was point to her teeth and say "butter" and spread her legs and said "with crabs". yo mommas nipples sag with such severity the famous artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks
Yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out. (this next one I made up myself) yo momma teeth so curled her mouth is similar to Alice and wonderland
i got 2 yo mama jokes yo mama is sooo fat when she sat on top of walmart she loword the price yo mama so fat when she climed in a monster truck she turned it into a low rider
Yo momma is so ugly when she gave birth to you the look at you the look at your momma then look at you gave you to the nurse left the delivery room went into his office and called another doctor for a 2nd opinion!!!!
yo momma so dumb she thought clifford was a t rex yo momma so fat she got engaged with jupiter yo momma so ugly when she went to the store they gave her every half price so she can get out yo momma so fat kids used her stomach as a trampoline
diis video waz ok but afro thunder's jokes did'nt even make sense and brooklyn bulldozer name waz spelled wrong nd he wasn't even there nd hatty nd stampede wasn't telling jokes only one who was funny was disco davis
yo mamma is like a stop light green means keep goin yelllow means slow down it hurts to much and red mean stop shes in her period oooooooo now thats dirty
I got another one(sorry if i took over this youtube comment thing as you can see my name appears like everywhere).......Anywayz,Yo mama so stupid that when she ate a battery she said "I got the power"!!!!! xD!!
yo mama so fat she went i the ocean and the whales started singing we r family even kno ur fatter than me
SNiPeR8oiix 7 hours ago
i like people that come up with their own shit
Disco Dave had my vote
Coolfwip 11 hours ago
yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet she is worldwide
silentmysatisfaction 17 hours ago
yo mommas so slutty Santa slapped her for being a hoe hoe hoe. yo mommas so poor i went to yo house and asked "whats for dinner" and all she did was point to her teeth and say "butter" and spread her legs and said "with crabs". yo mommas nipples sag with such severity the famous artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks
DreamerDevil98 1 day ago
yo momma so poor she get discounts on foodstamps
jalenware1009 1 day ago
your mommas so black the cop shot bullets at her and they came back asking for flashlights
MrThejesseshow 2 days ago
your momas so stupid she stole free samples
Supamann1231 2 days ago
Yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out. (this next one I made up myself) yo momma teeth so curled her mouth is similar to Alice and wonderland
MrCrazyhackers1 2 days ago
yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get off
jman45361 2 days ago
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yo mama so dirty that when she did the robot, C3PO got AIDS.
madflasherful 2 days ago
yo mama so black, the doctors had to take you away from her when you were born cause you were afraid of the dark
TheFamilygayguy 2 days ago
YO MAMMAS SO POOR I SAW HER KICKIN A CAN I SAID WERE ARE U DOIN SHE SAID MOVING
DEZZIBOO19 2 days ago
OO YA YO MAMMAS SO FUCKKIN FAT THAT EVERY TIME SHE TERNS AROUND WE THROW HER A WELCOME BACK PARTY
DEZZIBOO19 2 days ago
yo mama so fat when she fell in love, she broke it!
soccerboy481 3 days ago
LOL he looked on his phone for jokes
fireant4000 3 days ago
lol corny ass jokes
fireant4000 3 days ago
yo mama is so fat her ass is so big it takes up half of the world
frickjac000 4 days ago
yo mama so fat i ran two laps around her and got lost.
tjr731 4 days ago
yo mama is so not cool she thought she was cool for steeling out of her fridge
hitandrun74182 4 days ago
yo mamma iz more dangerous then a penn state locker room
hammertime522 4 days ago
Yo momma so, Nigga shut the fuck up.
xXSiiKqpShotzXx 5 days ago
yo mama so ugly when she went in a hunted house she came back out with a job applacation
nana6471 5 days ago
Yo MAMA SO BLACK SHE Spills Chocolate Milk
SuperPitbullFan1 5 days ago
Yo mama so fat,u could stand on her belly and high-5 jesus
LilE143MBILY 6 days ago
Yo mamma is so stupid and fat, she went to a indian restaurant and a vegan restaurant wearing a "Where's The Beef" t-shirt
Mrpunchman96 6 days ago
Yo mamma is so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and miss
thejtswag 6 days ago
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themojojo13 6 days ago
Yo mamma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts
themojojo13 6 days ago
yo mama is so old mosses is in her high school year book
Monkey6532 6 days ago
yo mama so old her last name is asaurus
sleepman369 6 days ago
Dumb
romeobounphengsy 1 week ago
@romeobounphengsy IKR
AsianVideo345 1 week ago
Say any of those jokes to a nigga nd we will beat your ass :)
TheeRatedRKid 1 week ago
He said yo mama so black, then a black guy walked by
phatmamba 1 week ago
yo mamas so stupid when she stuck a battery up her but she said I GOT THE POWER?
coolappsforipodtouch 1 week ago
This is so stupid it's funny...
faithashley55 1 week ago
yo mama's so bery when i looked in the bushes i found a ras bury
coolappsforipodtouch 1 week ago
yo mama's so ugly she looks like you?
coolappsforipodtouch 1 week ago
yo mama's so crunchy she's the inventer of the crunch bar?lol!
coolappsforipodtouch 1 week ago
Afro thunder is gay and I'm 10 that's a burn
3412faith 1 week ago
your mama so fat she can smail backin all the way from anata
joelfanfan 1 week ago
your mom is like wendys she always gets it from behind
Megamanchamp1 1 week ago
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Megamanchamp1 1 week ago
you better not, you better not. im not even kidding.,hahahah that had me rollin!
lilhailey4ev 1 week ago
To all y'all haters yo mama butt crack so long I mastaked her as a plumber.
Plumbers crackkkkk
189chance 1 week ago
Yo mama sucks soo much d**k she walking on her nees
189chance 1 week ago
Yo mamma so old when i slapped her on the back her titties fell off!!!
Av47Productionz 1 week ago
Your mama so fat when she jump in the air , she got stuck
MrYouprick 1 week ago
yo mama so damn stupid i can not believe she posted this video of you talking about her
djcocoa49 1 week ago
YO MAMA SO FAT JESUS CANT HOLD HER HOLLY SPIRIT
gr8shotman 1 week ago
guy in the black shirt<3
TheSimsonizer123456 1 week ago
yo mama is so hairy her arm pits looked like afero's XD
TheSimsonizer123456 1 week ago
yo mamma so ugly she made meudusa turn to stone!
01mepe 1 week ago
Ya mama so fat she gotta take an airplane to the knee
AustinBHC 1 week ago
Yo mama so stupid she let you put this video up
MrKiller1298 1 week ago
yo mama so fat that an elephant is offended by her
ElCid1508 1 week ago
@35fuckface your so stupid yu can't spell stupid or galaxy
monsterboy857 1 week ago
Yo mommas so poor she got evicted from the homeless shelter
Yo mommas so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mommas so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
Yo mommas so ugly she made an onion cry
monsterboy857 1 week ago
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kekefe11 1 week ago
i got 2 yo mama jokes yo mama is sooo fat when she sat on top of walmart she loword the price yo mama so fat when she climed in a monster truck she turned it into a low rider
natamarley1210 1 week ago
yo momma so fat when i killed her on mw3 i got a quad
juggalokade123 2 weeks ago
LAME
crazyman00012 2 weeks ago
Yo mama is so fat Dora can't even explore her
Yankeesboy27 2 weeks ago
Queer ass fuck video Thumbs all the way down for these fuckin white boyz. stupid sand niggers
CrazyMazdaDiver93 2 weeks ago
Yo momma is so stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white people she said stop that twinkiee
081120132 2 weeks ago
these guys tell lame ones this is funnier than all of them. yo mamma is so old i told her to act her own age she died.
37zombieland 2 weeks ago 2
Yo mamma so old she knew mr.clean when he had an afro .......yo mamma so ghetto she breastfeed koolaid
61201220 2 weeks ago
wat was the last one
TheOmar032 2 weeks ago
Man those jokes was corney.... But some was good.
babyt4566 2 weeks ago
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your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can and i said whats u doing and she said moving
your mama so fat god said srry no room in haven and the devil said no room in hell
bcsroberson 2 weeks ago
your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can and i said whats u doing and she said moving
your mama so fat god said srry no room in haven and the devil said no room in hell
jeycatcat 2 weeks ago
yo mama is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 4 commericals
LegoBoyAndFalloutBoy 2 weeks ago
yo moma so fat scientists diclared her ass the 10th planet
dragonboy131super 2 weeks ago
how duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummm
johnnyjohnny679 2 weeks ago
Yo momma is so ugly when she gave birth to you the look at you the look at your momma then look at you gave you to the nurse left the delivery room went into his office and called another doctor for a 2nd opinion!!!!
darealman6969 2 weeks ago
none of this is funny
raderlodge 2 weeks ago
Yo mama is like a shotgun 2 cocks 1 blow
INeedGoldCoinzInHon 2 weeks ago
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE HAD U
LOL HAHAH
AWSOMEDGK 2 weeks ago
Yo momma so crunchy?!?!?!
AliyaSquarepants94 2 weeks ago
yo mama so fat when she went to taco bell there turn off the camera
yo mama so dumd the bar tender sad the beer is on the house and your mom went on the roof she sad where is the beer
Mrshortyweeman 2 weeks ago
yo mama so greasy her freakeakels came off
Mrshortyweeman 2 weeks ago
I was laughing... at you humiliation.
:l
MrThats2cool 2 weeks ago
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was dooin she said moving
taylorgangordie7184 2 weeks ago
Yo mamma so stupid she liked this video
yaaaaaaah
poplovepop1 3 weeks ago 16
Both yo mommas are so ghetto, when they breast feed, KOOL AID COMES OUT!!!
epicfail8798 3 weeks ago
Yo mama is like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets laid in a closet
bocajnw 3 weeks ago
@bocajnw what kindof vacuum gets laid?
RandomMetalGuy666 2 weeks ago
Yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the beach, thw whales started singing we are family
Sunnybfoshow 3 weeks ago
@Sunnybfoshow even though your fatter than me lol
cbkwwe 2 weeks ago
@Jammar470 u got that from meet the spartans yeah iKnow my movies
Unknown1245732 3 weeks ago
yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!!!
Jammer470 3 weeks ago
@Jammer470 Meet the spartans. good one;D
epicfail8798 3 weeks ago
Ur mom is so fat that when u poped up she called u inerbread
Anvilforever 3 weeks ago
Yo momma so dumb she let you put this video on youtube
LouisVuittonDon33 3 weeks ago 28
@hunster990 Lmao
EverybodyLovesRayz 3 weeks ago
@THEHOMIE42 Lmao
EverybodyLovesRayz 3 weeks ago
Only reason I liked the video was because Afro thunder's jokes were retarded and funny
therublecube 3 weeks ago
yo momma so dumb she thought clifford was a t rex yo momma so fat she got engaged with jupiter yo momma so ugly when she went to the store they gave her every half price so she can get out yo momma so fat kids used her stomach as a trampoline
2pacbak23 3 weeks ago
Yo mama is soo hairy chewbacka got jealous
THEHOMIE42 3 weeks ago
wow epic fail
LilJaime1209 3 weeks ago
yo mama so dumb she actually laughed at this video..
xomarissaox13 3 weeks ago
yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and said i got the power!!
Wrecken808 3 weeks ago
yo momma so fat i took a picture of her christmas 2010 and it's still printing.
hunster990 3 weeks ago
yo momma so fat when her friends leave they say ill see you arrrrooounnnd
polomaster217 3 weeks ago
yo mama so poor that your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk
MrXjawsfan 3 weeks ago
yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world
MrXjawsfan 3 weeks ago
Yo mama so fat when she went to China everyone yelled: "GODZILLAAAA!"
FreakySheva 3 weeks ago
@FreakySheva japan*
jim8573 3 weeks ago
diis video waz ok but afro thunder's jokes did'nt even make sense and brooklyn bulldozer name waz spelled wrong nd he wasn't even there nd hatty nd stampede wasn't telling jokes only one who was funny was disco davis
polomaster217 3 weeks ago
Yo mamaz so hairy the only language she knows is chewbacca!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
DOCKBUNNY 3 weeks ago
yalll so corny it actually made me laugh XD
kableVEVO 3 weeks ago
Yo Mama So Ugly She Makes Blind Children CRY
06liljj 3 weeks ago
you guys are so gay you make justin beiber look straight
bjsjrful 3 weeks ago
0:59 fat lady in yellow shirt once i saw her i said taxi! :D
YoMama2348 3 weeks ago
yo mama so ugly security uses her to clear out night clubs at closing time
narutouchihaism 3 weeks ago
yo mama so poor that she dries her toilet paper
yo mama so old that she owes a dollar to jesus
yo mama so poor that she owes money to a hobo
yo mama so poor that she had to put milk on layaway
yo mama so poor that around x-mas time she takes her loved 1's to the store to show them the gifts se wont be buying them
bieberhaterz99 4 weeks ago
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@bieberhaterz99 yo moms like a toilet, she full of shit
yo moms like a boomerang, she keeps on coming back for more
yo moms so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it never came back
yo moms so stuiped she pised her pants in the bathroom
yo moms so poor that she cant afford to go to a free buffet
yo moms so fat that they found lost galixsy in her belly button
yo moms so ugly that she scared her reflection away
35fuckface 3 weeks ago
yo mama so fat that she used the pacific ocean as a toilet and she still clogged it
bieberhaterz99 4 weeks ago
yo mama is like a hardware store 10cents a screw........................ the girl in yellow the one in shorts not the chubby one
nimester17 4 weeks ago
Yo Mama so fat she thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so freaking hairy - when she gave birth - You got rugburn
Yo Mama so fat when she falls - she eats her scabs
Yo Mama so fat we all thought she was Chaz Bono.
1000GirlAnime 4 weeks ago
@1000GirlAnime Haha!!I Like UR Comment With The:Yo Mama so fat when she falls-She eats her own scabbs
pioneer1ish 4 weeks ago
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@1000GirlAnime yo moms like a toilet, she full of shit
yo moms like a boomerang, she keeps on coming back for more
yo moms so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it never came back
yo moms so stuiped she pised her pants in the bathroom
yo moms so poor that she cant afford to go to a free buffet
yo moms so fat that they found lost galixsy in her belly button
yo moms so ugly that she scared her reflection away
35fuckface 3 weeks ago
ummmmmm are these kids serious cuz my lil cousin could make better jokes
music2000ification 1 month ago
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Tupac Amar Shakur is Arab holiday!
allforable 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat when she went up 2 space scientists thought she was a new planet and left her
DarkDiablo56 1 month ago
disco davis cuteeeeeeeeeeeee .hiw old are u
yeraliz13 1 month ago
yo mama so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
13131Toni 1 month ago
if I would be watching this in real life i would be the guy who screams: "YOU GUYS SUCK!"
RizleDizle98 1 month ago
lol tats funny haa ha ha
nadymac 1 month ago
dope jks
cuddlychipmunx1230 1 month ago
disco davis popped off with some good ones.
MegaHollowmaster 1 month ago
Retarded
mydougiesofresh09 1 month ago
This is retarde but funny as fuck lmao
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yo momma is so white trash that all the trash in the trailer park is considered china made yo momma is so fat they used her as a bouncy !!
yo momma is so fat she tried to fit on a bikini she looked like an extra fat weenie
yo momma is so stinky she went in side a sewer the water became clean
yo mom is fugly...no comment !!
omar1233400 1 month ago
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang a b c d e f g get ur fat ass off of me
sweetiesue56f 1 month ago
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omar1233400 1 month ago
maaaaaaan what is this sh!t...sh!t is retarted !!
omar1233400 1 month ago
YO MOMMA so STUPID she locked herself in the SuperMarket and STARVED
imagamer1237 1 month ago
arder
AGM6672010 1 month ago
Yo mama so red when i squeeze her pussy kool aid comes out
Wrecken808 1 month ago
yo mama so fat wen i jumped on her stomach i high-five jesus
lilboobooable1 1 month ago
Ur are all gay you wouldn't now real mama jokes even if it was from your own mom bitches
Skullkiller932 1 month ago
thiz is how it should of went : YO mama such a slut shes rated E for every one :tht includes children uner age3 and up
monkeykong7th 1 month ago
Dumbass white kids , lemme show you how its done. Yo mamma so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.
shokwav22 1 month ago
Yo mama such a slut, the only thing she gives in the bed is crabs.
FreakShowInMyHouse 1 month ago
They misspelled bulldozer
bcole4real 1 month ago
yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her
Seth24productions 1 month ago
these guys short of ummmmmm suck
XAkashX23 1 month ago
there laughting more than us
agentnat1 1 month ago 25
yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please
ZAYDKARAEIN100 1 month ago 2
@ZAYDKARAEIN100 Sounds funnier when u say To Be Continued! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! (:
DOCKBUNNY 3 weeks ago
@ZAYDKARAEIN100 Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear came out and said "To infinite and beyond."
Mrisaiahturner1 3 weeks ago
yo momma is so stupid she thought this was funny
imasipmoscato 1 month ago
your mamma so dumb,someone rang the door bell and she looked in the microwave and said 'hello?'
DancingPower5219 1 month ago
yo mamma is like a stop light green means keep goin yelllow means slow down it hurts to much and red mean stop shes in her period oooooooo now thats dirty
MRAWESOMEGUY201 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to weigh herself the scale said to be continued...
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
yo mama teeth so buttery people put shades on at night
prankmaster06070 1 month ago
Yo mama so old her birth certificate said expired
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama is so gothic she farts dead bats
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat that when she saw a black person she said "My Brownie"!!!!
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
I got another one(sorry if i took over this youtube comment thing as you can see my name appears like everywhere).......Anywayz,Yo mama so stupid that when she ate a battery she said "I got the power"!!!!! xD!!
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama teeth smell so bad that when she yawns,her teeth ducks
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror it said "expired"
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat that when she went on a date in heels,she camed back from te date with flip flops xDD!!!
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Ayee ayee i got a joke for the nappy headed dude.........Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said shes listened to 50 cents
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
@laffytaffycherrypop yo mama is so stupid she thought sea weed was something that fish smoke
prankmaster06070 1 month ago
@prankmaster06070 That may be the case^^^,But Yo mama so poor,she waves around a popsicle and call it a air conditioner.
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama teeth so yellow that when she was sky diving from a airplane the people that a shooting star was passing by LOL!! XD!
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama so ugly that the cops accused her of Freddy Krueger
Yo mama and daddy so ugly that they thought Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees made up to be friends.
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
(No offense) Yo mama so black that they had to seperate yall because you was afraid of the darkness
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat that when the scientist found her they said its another planet
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat that when she dived in the 1 feet pool she gets out and then its 10 feet pool
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
Yo mama teeth so yellow that when she smiles the cars slow down for her like traffic lights
laffytaffycherrypop 1 month ago
@laffytaffycherrypop Like my jokes??^^^^^^
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Your Mom's Butt hole is like Guantanamo Bay, Big smelly, and over crowded with terrorists.
Wantsomecowbell 1 month ago
Your mama so Harry it looks like king kong came to visit
NanStraw1 1 month ago