Advice Garrus

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

ahhah space batman

[UntoTheBreach24]

Advice Thane: Do not give

One SINGLE fuck

Advice Wrex: Corrupt businessmen

You should eat them

Advice Tali: A shotgun

All the immune system you'll ever need

[qu3ter]

Quit space police, become space batman - best advice EVER!!!

[Animangagurl11]

XD!!! Cross-species intercouse with Garrus!!!! REGRETS NOTHING!!! Unlock Achieved!

[Drenix]

Am I the only one that, while reading, pictures Garrys dancing at the Flux?

[shaded61290]

Wooo! He is vengeance, he is the night... HE. IS. SPACE BATMAN!

[Apollo19870]

GARrus

[youwillneverknowize]

Yup, thats Garrus in a nutshell

[silkyz1337]

na na na na SPACE BATMAN!

[Blasted2Oblivion]

"Become space batman" I never really noticed but yeah he is totally space Batman.

[halofreak9900]

I used to take metaphors somewhere terrible, but then i did some calibrations for the guns

[Jakko988]

0:40 It's about the Visor's audio link. As per the Shadow Broker's dossiers:

-Audio link plays music per user request. Top 5 choices during intercourse:

1)"Die for the Cause" (turian imperial anthem)

2)"Fire in the Courtyard" (soundtrack, Fleet and Flotilla)

3)"Bang Bang Boom" (Club Kicks, dance mix)

4)"Hurt Me Deeper" (Best of Expel 10, dance mix)

5)"Blue Azure"(Vaenia, soundtrack)

[sierra087]

@Jakko988 -- Those are actually top-5 choices during firefights. Though a couple of the titles can make one wonder.

[acisawsome]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED

.....ah well, I must just need some calibrations

[NecroDetonadosBR]

Shepard: Garrus buddy, watch this video Garrus: Can you wait a bit, i'm in middle of some calibrations *Bit seconds later* Garrus: i'm in middle of some calibrations... *After save the world, rape some Reapers and f*ck Miranda* Shepard: Do you got a minute (?_?) Garrus: Can you wait a bit, i'm in middle of some calibrations... *In the Cidadel* Shepard: You got a Minute ? Garrus: Can you wait for a bit, i'm in middle of some cali...

[RinaSC1]

@NecroDetonadosBR Good to see a fellow Brazillian here, meu amigo xD.

[NecroDetonadosBR]

@RinaSC1 xD

[IAmTheStig320]

Take pole out of ass, beat people to death with it.

[UntoTheBreach24]

Corrupt politicians

You should eat them (Wrex)

Most adorable female character ever

Suck it, Miranda (Tali)

Will die in a year

Give not one single fuck (Thane)

[hey01e5]

scumbag shepard: "this store discriminates against the poor!"

gets discount

[gunman30001]

Garrus is still an adventurer like you, and he took a missle in the face.

[pkerch00b1]

arrow to the knee huh?

i took an rocket to the face....

[sargeantpepper667]

I have never laughed so hard in my life. Garrus is by far one of the best video game characters ever.

[sargentwylie]

Go days without sleep, Headshotting mercs like a boss

[BoGdYsGames]

Scumbag Shepard: Gets a facial regenerator, doesn't tell Garrus

[MrNozza123]

@BoGdYsGames Remember, femshep has a thing for men with scars.

[CheaterGuy1998]

Garrus is all like: Everyday I'm calibrating!

[ACAVYOS]

Phase 1 - Put on a Garrus mask

Phase 2 - ???

Phase 3 - Profit

[TaoriUTS]

i enjoyed 1:20 most :D

[PMeursault]

lol 0:25 is the funniest thing I've read in a while

[TheDrMcMuffin]

This needs to be a meme :)

[gjbsaxman94]

@TheDrMcMuffin ....it is

[LanaSforza]

loool :D

what's the name of this song? I was looking for it for a long time but still didn't find it x))

[Megapie2009]

Lol the tags of this video made me laugh xD.

By the way, don't you guys just hate the new sound when you press like?

[Javawalk123]

BE A MAN! Where's my visor...

[Davidicus400]

this music is bomb

[Diock1000]

they see me calibratin' they hatin'....

[PlanetExpressStaff]

He's a SPACE PUNISHER, not BATMAN. Batman does not kill. Punisher does.

I'm such a nerd.

[Aizec300]

Everyday im calibrating.

[kuledrumergie87]

MEMEBASE!

Y U NO MAE ADVICE GARRUS A MEME?

[Armace47]

I can't stop laughing. F- me, can't breathe. Make it stop! XD Fell out of my chair twice. Garrus is a beast!

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

Shepard:

Take hundreds of rockets to the face

Kill gods

[xixJackxix]

have you noticed these are everyones tags in counter strike source nowadays?

[guppy1997]

there needs to be more of this shit in ME3

[regalreptile612]

Quit space police

Become space Robin hood,

THEN Space Batman

Become recognized as the Turian Chuck Norris.

[Dylantricky1]

Hey, watch this video about Garrus!

Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[ROFLMaster03]

im a garrus fangirl too :P

[CptBomBom00]

This is just so awesome.

[ninetailedhollow5]

quit space police

become space batman

OH LORD THE TEARS

[iamthereddemon20]

lol quit spac police become space batman

[UniversalVision]

Does Garrus think that because of his scar, he thinks he's ugly? Because so far human females wanna get up on 'im.

[GoblehTheCat]

@UniversalVision It's the Animu Man Effect. Give someone a facial scar, they get fangirls.

[DeathReave]

that's what to expect with a porn source such as the extranet, endless hours of calibrations

[MrBoxedTurtle]

Garrus is awesome.

[Luxa3000]

Hey can i take a picture of the one and use it as a profile pic PWEASE?! Its so funny xD

[KMxHearts]

@Luxa3000 Sure :D

[seonking21]

Now he has time to give advice instead of doing calibrations?

[themanclaw2]

"Quit space police-- Become Space Batman!"

[Tavanasmuse]

@themanclaw2

this one is my favorite lol

[KMxHearts]

Holy shit 12k views?

No one can resist Garrus :3

[Packers909]

@KMxHearts Garrus is a BAMF. 

[yesIamovereighteen]

I laughed the entire video.

[Mikhizzle]

Whats the name of the song? :D

[AnyaShepard]

The best part is that we all understood the references, haha :D

[Dragon11730]

Be second team leader. Drink it in Miranda. lmao

[Rykanable]

@Dragon11730 'best' you mean

[nickl4dfrancis]

lmao i loved it. i hope you make one for the next game :D or even other characters :D

[CommanderMattShepard]

I'm the hero Omega needs 'puts on sunglasses' but not the 1 it deserves.

[TheBladerunner22]

Garrus' awesomeness rivals Shepard's without a doubt

[traveller89]

why isn't this on 9gag??

[VegasSpartan]

Quit Space Police

Become Space Batman

^ I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time.

[rivmikant]

Why haven't you voted for Garrus in the Gamespot best sidekicks poll? In the middle of calibrations?

[cima100100]

hahahahaha, get hit with rocket in face, slap on bandage, kick more ass, quit space police, become space batman

[wickerspin1119]

I'm DudeShep and this is my favorite scource for bromance on the Normandy.

[Nalenthi]

I showed this to a friend who never played the Mass Effect series. I was laughing uncontrollably whilst she sat in quiet.

[keltonx117]

space bat man lol

[AhYesReapers]

BITCHES DONT KNOW `BOUT MY CALIBRATIONS!

[RazorStormInc]

@AhYesReapers Oh, Shit! Reapers!

[gjbsaxman94]

garrus is the best character in the mass effect series!

[ghoohg551]

CALIBRATIONS 

[Railware]

If male Shepard can romance Garrus in ME3...forget Tali. I'm totally GAR for garrus.

[zeldasrevenge]

@Railware i heard on a vid that they ARE doing same sex couples in ME3. sorry, tali.

[raxi24]

EVERYDAY IM CALIBRATING

[TheBladerunner22]

I swear to god this should have more views as funny as it is

[Ozymandias916]

@everybodywalkthedino SCOPED AND DROPPED! Garrus = awesome.

[pokenub1000]

Can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[JackInABox4100]

Garrus- thinks he's had his betrayal and attempted murder this year.

[CorporateJohnnyB]

@everybodywalkthedino FIRING CONCUSSIVE SHOT!

[maizeandblueheart]

I'm a guy, and Garrus is awesome! Except when he's calibrating...-_-

[HybrisProductions]

The one dislike is harbinger out of jealousy

[landialiha]

remember to stay hydrated

[naierer]

@landialiha I laughed so hard at this line with the Flux music playing

[UnevenElefant5]

Oh my god this was hilarious.

[badpeq]

Garrus calibrated my Femshep's flexibility... with his REACH

[Shadowrun71]

Garrus:.....I am the hero Omega needs.

Shepard: *Looks over*.......Wow Garr-

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit Shepard, i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[BlazeReborn2]

SPACE BATMAN

[Eddyforshort]

CALIBRATE GUNS

ALL THE GODDAMN TIME

[Atreides22222]

I'm so glad there will be same-sex romancing in Mass Effect 3

At last, my male Shepard can pursue a romance with Garrus!

[BigMakk111]

Absolutely wrong, at least 90% should be about calibrating.

Just like the game.

[KingGalby]

SCOPED AND DROPPED

[roman11777]

TAKE ROCKET TO FACE

SEDUCE KROGAN WOMEN

[EuroRhodes]

I don't know why, but the music fits so well.

[electricbayonet2]

One for Shepard, too:

"Get facial regenerator

Don't tell Garrus"

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

@electricbayonet2 I always wondered about that as well...

[N0rthsideDonutz]

I was going to make a comment but I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[PlanetExpressStaff]

It's more accurate that garrus is the space PUNISHER, since ol' batty doesnt kill.

Yes, I just went there.

[MadMAn12gauge]

@PlanetExpressStaff yeah and garrus doesnt run around at night with pajamas and his underwear over his but fucking head....garrus uses a gun batman doesnt

[quysjuh]

All those quotes from Garrus, it looks like Mordin is summing them all up for us.

[Roflauncher]

Quit Space police

BECOME SPACE BATMAN

[frankensersh]

@everybodywalkthedino You forgot SCOPED AND DROPPED!

[TurianSpectre22]

Adolescence

Go to Omega, buy a few dances

[JoeyJoeJoe5000]

Thumbs up if you want to have hot intercourse with garrus!

[SternMann93]

@JoeyJoeJoe5000 I wan't, even though i'm a straight male.

[webb20k]

@JoeyJoeJoe5000 I never really considered cross species intercourse....

[Enetirnel]

God, that one at the end just completely killed me to top it all off. XD

[mjcullen108]

take pole out of ass...

beat people to death with it.

They BETTER keep Garrus on the squad in ME3 and give us some cool missions or dialogue to do specifically with your LI!

I want to meet papa vakarian and rip into his ass about xenophobia. hehehe.

[Leaderofpancakes]

Do not ingest - that's all you need to know!

[MadMAn12gauge]

LOL wtf? get hit in face with rocket, slap on bandage, kick more ass ahahaha omg

Wear a visor during interspecies intercourse

[luckycharmer711]

ROFL. I love Garrus. :D

[CroGamer002]

lolololololololol