The Archfiend Needs Your Help. This is VERY Serious!!

[syketo]

I tried to donate $1000 because I don't want to have to live without a video from you but I keep getting linked to this youtube video.

[whaowman]

1:33

Batman: Return of the Joker!

You deserved a thumbs up.

[josedewish2011]

holy shit i used to have a computer like that lol

[tim2113buffam]

I'm sorry to hear this Archfiend. And I noticed that this video isn't HD quality either. You know what, I'm not gonna give you 10 dollars or anything like that. I'm gonna give you 50, and hopefully you'll get a really nice state of the art laptop real soon, and again I'm truly sorry to hear of this atrocity. Remember, it takes more muscles to frown than to smile. :)

[tianang77]

@tim2113buffam

please be trolling....

[tim2113buffam]

@tianang77 Yes I was essentially not being serious when I posted that.

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

@tianang77 I picked up the sarcastic tone of their post immediately :O

[AmazingCODfilm]

@tim2113buffam dude this video was posted 3 years ago, and btw in his newest video he sais about how much money he has and too much that he doesnt even need it anymore

[tim2113buffam]

@AmazingCODfilm Dude it was just a joke.

[AmazingCODfilm]

@tim2113buffam I know i realized thAT after watching the whole video, the damn new youtube doesnt have a remove comment button anymore :P lol

[tim2113buffam]

@AmazingCODfilm Seriously?  Why would they change that? It's as if they were trying to fix what wasn't broken.

[AmazingCODfilm]

@tim2113buffam I know youtube is so shitty now...

[anotherrandomnobody]

You should have bitlyed that link. So the "smarter" ones couldn't see it was a youtube link.

[Muscle4LifeX]

E-begging much? I´m disapointed at you Archfiend, really disapointed.. Un-subbed!!!!!

[AuDazzity]

@Muscle4LifeX You're joking aren't you? If you aren't, then you are one of the dumbest people on earth.

[Muscle4LifeX]

@AuDazzity I´m not joking, I´m being cereal. Btw, SHANE DAWSON IS THE BEST xD

[whaowman]

@Muscle4LifeX moron...

[Muscle4LifeX]

@whaowman You think i was serious?

[ShinyVelvetRose1]

Wow, ITAPIYPP is more retarded than any RWJ and AVGN fanboy could ever be. In fact, calling him retarded would be an insult to retarded people everywhere.

[Matchfyre1]

I remember watching this lol ..i forgot about it. How on earth can people not see the joke? fuck me dead. we are so doomed as a race lol

[TheSuperGogeta4]

Hey Arch. Would you consider doing a rant on RecklessTortuga?

[mrpotatohead34]

@TheSuperGogeta4 who are they? are they some sort of top tier whore too?

[TheSuperGogeta4]

@mrpotatohead34 Sorta. Their videos have gotten short and they always beg for likes and such. I think they're pretty funny, but I'm disappointed in them lately. It'd be nice to see Arch rant about them, he does a great job.

[mrpotatohead34]

@TheSuperGogeta4 hmm i see what you mean, but like in other videos like the recent youtube update, archfiend predicted that would happen, and i suppose become the norm. i checked out their videos, and they arent the usual "HEN DURRR *jumpcut* HEN HEN HEN *steals other people videos* DEN DEN *what's your favorite color? let me know in the comments!* i feel like why make a video about them? they are really decent, compared to the overrated garbage we have today.

[UDeep]

Go to hell Douchebag ITAPIYPP. Nuff' said.

[2scary4yu]

The music when ITAPIYPP Realises he was wrong /watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk

[TallicLizzy]

I thought this was a new upload D: Fuck you youtube.

[FamaProductionz]

Hint it's "Sarcasm" people !

[ReinEngel2]

You fucking witless trolls. Go look up "Sarcasm" in the dictionary... oh wait, it isn't there.

[WhiskyBreath95]

Hes joking guys, he taking the piss out off another youtuber haha funny stuff

[maggosh]

Are you filming a documentary a la Hearts of Darkness? If you're not I'm not interested.

[ronvins]

Wow, I feel very dumb right now. I didn't realize that this was uploaded in '08. I guess ignore my last comment considering I didn't realize this wasn't recent. Still, it would be great if you take into account the situation someone might be in and why they may need the money that you choose to give them of your free will, instead of immediately hating on them for needing help in a time when the world is getting more and more screwed up.

[MetalFalken]

...do people actually think this is real?



[ronvins]

Guys, he isn't begging you for anything. You have the free will to choose, he's just a guy who needs some help.

[MrFacer]

I have sent $200.00 to help you.

[2scary4yu]

Just a message to people, If you think you are trolling by not realising this video is a joke Either way @TheArchfiend will think your a fucking retard, We got a troll free zone here so whoever you are you have titled yourself as a retard for good, congrats! I really do fear for humanity if these comments are legit.

[Cereghini]

I'm not trying to be stupid when I ask this, okay?

I'm not overly familliar with your work as of yet, but is this satire of some kind?

[ITAPIYPP]

What the hell, you're asking other people for money to give to you for new things? You are scum mate.

[TheArchfiend]

@ITAPIYPP

Is this idiot day on YouTube? Do me a favor and flush your head in the toilet. 

[ITAPIYPP]

@TheArchfiend Why because I'm telling the truth?...

[TheArchfiend]

@ITAPIYPP

No... because you're retarded. How the hell could you believe this video for a second?  Seriously... HOW?

[ITAPIYPP]

@TheArchfiend Or it's because you know nobody will help your sorry ass and you're taking it out on people, go tell someone that gives a fuck! Lol asking random people for money, that's really low man.

[TheArchfiend]

@ITAPIYPP

Holy shit.... you honestly think this video is serious even AFTER I told you it's fake... wow. You are hands down the most retarded human being on the face of the Earth. I'm not even exaggerating. You seriously need to get help.

[ITAPIYPP]

@TheArchfiend Fake?... That's why you posted your Paypal details?... I'm not the retard mate oh know, that's all you! You're only saying it's "fake" because of all the negative responses. Now good day you bag of piss you're boring me!

[TheArchfiend]

@ITAPIYPP

Click the Paypal link in the video description you dimwit.

Holy shit you are so absurdly dumb. I am in awe of your complete stupidity.

[gleeson630]

@ITAPIYPP dude just shutup already

[WickedArcAddict]

@ITAPIYPP You are seriously retarded. That's it.

[latinoalex5]

@ITAPIYPP Are you trolling? I feel as if you are just trolling. No one can be this stupid.

[NamelessRedWolf]

@ITAPIYPP The "Paypal link" in the description is a Youtube link. Holy shit, you are fucking stupid! How can you possibly take this seriously?

[OrcsRDorks]

@ITAPIYPP are u acting? come clean man, otherwise ur very retarded like MORE retarded than autism ppl!

[UltimateVillain]

@ITAPIYPP If you found the dumbest AVGN fanboy, dumbest Shane Dawson fanboy and dumbest RWJ fanboy and fused them together, made them drink ten bottles of vodka consecutively, then hit them over the head, the resulting person would look like Einstein by comparison to you. Also it's "oh no" not "oh know". And I know this has already been pointed out, but that "paypal link" is a Youtube video link. There are probably smarter suicide bombers in Al Qaeda than you.

[TheArchfiend]

@UltimateVillain

Yeah it's almost as if I made the PayPal link BLATANTLY obvious that it's fake.

I guess we just found the runner-up for dumbest person on the planet. Say hello to everyone idiot. Never mind. Don't waste any more of our time.

[EnigmaticCalaverite]

@ITAPIYPP I love how this guy is like

"u only sayin its fake cuz u no ur rong" and after he realizes his mistakes, he ran away. what a retard.

[EnigmaticCalaverite]

@ITAPIYPP

Let me briefly explain the video.

TheArchfiend is making fun of people who ask for money from subscribers by doing a parody of them.

Oh, btw,

"I'm not the retard mate oh know, that's all you!"

*oh no

Not oh know. You're the actual retard. PWND!

[Kizales]

@TheArchfiend I'm sure there are much dumber people in this world, you'd be surprised. Look up a video of Blood on the Dance Floor, pause/mute the video so your ears don't bleed, then scroll down and read the comments. Yeah, they are seriously that dumb...

Or you can do a quick Google search of a man called "Lil Wayne."

[MrNicWilliamColeman]

@ITAPIYPP:Hey dude are you like fucking retarded???

[shadowalliancex]

@ITAPIYPP Ever heard of sarcasm?

[demonzrock666]

@TheArchfiend You forgot rate, comment, subscribe, favorite, and thumbs up. haha

[LJK193]

@TheArchfiend Aw man I missed Idiot Day.

[EnigmaticCalaverite]

@ITAPIYPP lol you ran a way. how sad. Retard.

[XxJOHNDAmanxX]

here we go, first you rant about james, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUM? YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING YOU SAID YOU HATED JAMES 4!! honestly think ahead, you can't, just CAN'T do this freaking hypocrite stuff

[TheArchfiend]

@XxJOHNDAmanxX

There is no way you are this retarded. Please tell me you are joking... please.

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

@TheArchfiend OMG ARCHFINED EYE NO LIKES YOU ANYMOAR CAUSE JOOOOO ARE A HYPOCRATE!!!!!!!1111

;-)

[2scary4yu]

@XxJOHNDAmanxX Lmao troll or not this is hilarious

[mechamind90]

@XxJOHNDAmanxX It started at the Irate Gamer in January 2008. The AVGN is the latest one that TheArchFiend wants to tear apart. In the description you can tell that this video is targeted at xCloud8745x (current account).

This does happen to be one of his joke videos by the way. He's expressing what he does not want YouTubers to do.

[GodMilla]

are you still accepting donations??/

[ratjoe24]

Fucking begging tramp. Stop trying to look cool by wearing a baseball cap backwards!

[NickyWColeman]

@ratjoe24 You aren't serious right?

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

Ahh, the video that convinced me to subscribe :D

Peeeaace!! In the Middle East!

[SuperSteve180]

this was beyond funny and if i didn't see the other vid i might have believed you. man you're good

[redmule02]

lol the stickers great informitive video lol

[EverxOpeningxFlower]

Hahahaha, I love how this video is placed under "Non-profit".

[TheArchfiend]

@TheAmb1networks

LOL You must have realized how retarded your thinking was and erased the comment. Yeah, this e-begging video is 100% serious.

[fearonthefat]

i really like your laptop

[SpliNterCellFan697]

I miss your hair. : (

[CoreeHovden]

holy shit you had hair?????????????

[WolfofSega]

Video link's private, Archfiend. Might want to get that fixed, too.

[336forlife]

Lolz

[zonQe]

Wow! That was terrible; at the end it just went down the sewers. Congratulations :)

[burppolon]

do you still make money off this video? I am not trolling, I just would like to know if youtube stops paying you for views on a video after a certain period of time like a year passes.

[85C10CHEVY]

I'll give you a dollar to shut the hell up.

[terrorfinder3]

AVGN FTW!

[antibieber117]

i loled.

[MrNerdyreviews]

You REALLY need to do more videos like this.

[bigjake52]

lol

[therandmguyy]

i lmao every time i see this

[Firestar493]

I won't give a fuc*ing dollar to help a douchebag like you!

[LostFaithChoi]

@Firestar493 *facepalm for taking this as a serious video*

[Qwenter33]

And AVGN is playing on the computer. Pretty cool.

[AviatorStudios]

Archfiend, get a life! Get a job! What the hell do you think we're stupid! That computer works fine! My god, get a .... BWAHAHA! Sorry, I couldn't write this comment without laughing.

[LostFaithChoi]

@AviatorStudios *facepalm for trolling*

[AviatorStudios]

@LostFaithChoi It was a joke... Can't you tell from the BWAHAHAHA? I was pretending to troll, but I lost it in the middle of the troll

[LostFaithChoi]

@AviatorStudios oh, sorry XD. I fail. I should be on internet more often.

[horderulzforever]

Probably one of my favorite videos from TheArchfiend.

[ginaven1]

libraries have bedrooms..lol

[blazingsky3746]

lol

[ImpactAJstyles]

LOL Good Vid, People Take This Vid To Seriously, i Find It Funny To Be Honest, Nice One Archfiend

[SuperNES16]

Rewatching this made me realize it's one of your best videos.

[TheArchfiend]

@SuperNES16

Yeah. This was always one of my personal favorites. 

[Drywallace1]

lol dude if you have the money stop asking your subscribers that just eing greedy you idiot.

[TheArchfiend]

@Drywallace1

Are you seriously that retarded. I mean seriously. Are you?

[LostFaithChoi]

@Drywallace1 this is a video ripping off a youtuber who asked for money from fans. It's not actually this guy asking for money. Or did you realize that after making a dumb comment like this and have never been on youtube since then because you're ashamed? lol

[sobeAdam]

I honestly don't get why everyones bitching so much. I thought it was amusing. Don't like it, don't watch, it's as simple as that.

It did have a point. Donating to Youtubers (or atleast the mediocre ones who are the only ones who ask) is pointless. That money could be and should be going to things that matter. Specifically charities and things like that.

[9Iamthewalrus]

u kinda look like syd barrett

[TheReducks]

Alright, I take back my comment that I made on your other video, if this whole thing between you and Cloud [took me a couple videos to figure it out], is about him asking for money... then fuck him.

Also, I think I have some stickers that are like.. glittery and pictures of planets, and I have a Acme Cartoon sticker on my old PlayStation, if you need them to repair your computer, I'll try to send them.

[MikadoOkami]

excelant job, i cant beleive the gall of these people who ask subscribes money for something so stupid. and who in the first place would give these people money, if they are gonna donate money they should give the money to a legit organization where they can make a real differance, like cristian child fund or the aspca, hell even to a local church is better than giving money to these leaches.

again this vid is an epic win!!!

[Hixlol]

hahah so funny 

[irocz0r]

DUDE I never noticed those vintage pistols in your room (visible a the 5:00 mark), those are pretty sick.

[BasementKilling]

Which individual is he teasing?

[salshasam]

Lmao were u watching AVGN?

[ObviouslyAMindNinja]

I just finished watching the other part to this video and wanted to say something to you, Mr. Archfiend. I was actually feeling a bit guilty that it was over 2 years ago and I couldn't donate even though I'm financially screwed. You want to know why? Because I love your videos. I love what you, gineriella, mues, and others like you guys do. If I hadn't discovered you guys, I would not be able to deal with the utter STUPIDITY that I am surrounded by on a daily basis. Please keep making videos!

[OrinjPS]

i really enjoy your videos Archfiend :D thanks for being around ^^

[shadowluigi7734]

ILL SEE YOUR COMPUTER BURNING IN HELL HAHAHAHA!!! or in heaven........

[MrDarkSora]

noone will help this fag

[kidkash23]

hahaha sweet dude nice good job archfiend

[qwertlolo]

do i see megaman on the computer? or am i a failure at sight?

[asahitownboys]

@qwertlolo You fail. It's Batman Revenge of the Joker for the nes.

[qwertlolo]

@asahitownboys oh ok thanks!

[asahitownboys]

@qwertlolo <3

[Legodude0796]

gay pedo fail

[Azndragon732]

Fucking queer. How many videos did u make insulting Cloud? A ton. Just let it go asshole.

[TheArchfiend]

@Azndragon732 Let it go? You just commented on a video that is 2 years old, douchebag.

[Azndragon732]

@TheArchfiend That has nothing to do with it. It's not like you have changed. Ur still an immature brat whose only friend is youtube.

[herndon5]

@Azndragon732 "Just let it go asshole" Dude, it's been a more than a year since he posted a video based on Cloud, WTF are you talking about?

[xTerminator4591x]

@TheArchfiend That's just sad man, no other way to put it. If these people wanna be douche bags then let them.

[Shootyrain103]

@TheArchfiend I know this video is about 2-3 year old but insulting is rude I mean I know that life is kind of like that get insulted and get use to it but this is the internet. It's entirely different.

[NickNSteven]

@TheArchfiend actually 3 years

[si421]

@NickNSteven His reply is a year old.

[598bryce]

@TheArchfiend i just commented on a video that is 3 years old and hes right you know why do you always put cloud down hes cool and i thought you were pretty cool too but really cmon

[paul17asdf]

shut up

[Jakeallen86]

You Iz TAH HIPPOCRIT !

[linkomaninac]

You spelled "and" wrong in the description box. Just thought to bring it up. No hatred please.

[nintendonut100]

fucking hillarious parody man!

[blur207]

you did a gay ass rant on e-begging BTW that was AVGN GET OF YOUTUBE YOU QUEER THIS ISNT FUNNY

[googleuser130]

i just watched a vid that was you shouldnt ask for money from your subscribers

[TheArchfiend]

@googleuser130 Yeah, and?

[MrOniryu]

Very nice man. Just because of this.... Well this and your multiple riffs on cloud I am totaly subscribing to you. This is just so funny man thank you for your comedic genius and all out awesomeness. Again thank you.

[TheArchfiend]

@MrOniryu Hey, thank you. I'm glad entertain for you guys.

[pearlfigther]

im confused. I thought you hated cloud for doing that?

[PerkinsII]

@pearlfigther its a joke

[glitchTF]

wicked stuff ^^

[DeadlyXhadow]

Ahahahahahahahahah dude I thought you were just some asshole with head problems but now that I'm watching more of your videos your a funny asshole with head problems! This is my form of a donation!

[theamvgirlx]

lol your funny

[tw1stedgrudge]

Dude, did you get any money yet? : (

I like, have no hands. I can't upload any videos until I buy myself some hands to click the mouse and stuff. And the "On" button on the camera. That damn on button is POKING FUN AT ME. I have to headbutt it to turn it on.

HELP ME OUT, I NEED MONEY FOR HANDS PLOX!

[TheArchfiend]

@tw1stedgrudge How did you type that?

[tw1stedgrudge]

@TheArchfiend ....... I er-

Shit. My scam failed.

HUGE KEYPAD BUTTONS! Yeah, thats it. I headbutt huge keypad buttons to write out the words. My head hurts so bad every time I reply and my face looks like Warf from Star Trek. Its terrible. :'( -Sob-

[336forlife]

@TheArchfiend With his tongue, god!

[lamont7710]

wow

[metalWeirdo77]

was that an AVGN episode on your laptop? :)

[broli3110]

I gave you 1000$!Now make new vids >=(

[InAnimateGamer]

I donated to you seven dollars and 3 pennies. Hope you get your new nice computer soon ;)

[FaimlyGuyFan]

see the funny thing is he said he hates e-beggers and that he had money for 100 computers and hes to shelfesh not to spend his one fucking money your gana loose of of your subcribers and i ant donating shit!!!

[TheArchfiend]

...

[caseyjoe503]

its a joke dumb fuck.

[FaimlyGuyFan]

your mom was a joke! and she was so loose i parked my car in her pussy sideways

[caseyjoe503]

nice,your so clever,your mom jokes,how old are you? 11?

[FaimlyGuyFan]

@caseyjoe503 thats right bitch dont say shit!

[caseyjoe503]

are you fucking brain dead? read what i put under your comment,dumbass

[FaimlyGuyFan]

ha you are probably 11 you little fuck!

[caseyjoe503]

hah really,so you are 12....or your just taking what i say and putting it an age lower

[FaimlyGuyFan]

@caseyjoe503 im 16 dumbass but your 11

[caseyjoe503]

lol yeah okay,im 16 too. stop bitching over the internet and get a life.

btw: You're not your....

[FaimlyGuyFan]

you get a life and stop commenting on my cemment you fucking bitch

[caseyjoe503]

lol i need to get a life? okay.......

[RobloxLegomania]

@FaimlyGuyFan OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! Ugh...your making me tear my HAIR out you annoying FUCK!

[Holdtheline07]

LMAO

[bastardrian]

have you tried wanking on it? i wank on mine all the time and it runs smoothly

[BrotherOfMetal2]

HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN DUR HUR

Lol nice video.

[LordOfGreaterFiends]

If you still have you're laptop and it needs fixing, try inserting the disks you got when you bought it, if you have them. It might be that the C or D drive is corrupted.

[cenaro55]

lol the littlest things that can happen to your pc like a little scratch can make it shit a brick some day. good joke man.

[leadarc]

Thats achelly a good looking laptop, I wouldent mind having it instead of an alienware

[Napalmxxx2]

now that was pretty funny, good joke btw.

[TheArchfiend]

Thanks.

Give me monies plz.

[Napalmxxx2]

I think that one deserves a round of applause, good one though.

[N1nt3nd0Smash3r]

lolz

Nice one.

BTW Cloud fan boys: Stfu.

[Theladrion]

oh my, some people really take youtube way too seriously... funny and sad ^^

Still, it reaffirms my notion of everybody being idiots. Well, most at least.

Keep crying over the sarcasm, your tears are like sweet nectar fanboys.

[SeifervsQuistis]

Get a job, hippie!

(lol...)

[lavapoop7]

Hahahahah you so Fucking funny NOT your just mad your never going to be as good as cloud you fucking dumb ass hater

Ok this guy thinks he's funny but he's actually idiot i wasnt too sure if this was a joke or not the first time i watched then j watched it again and i got the joke anyway this isnt funny and if it was