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  • EBERT=UGLY

    FANS=LOSERS

  • WTF the robot voice broke like it was about to cry when he was saying emotional stuff. Am I the only one being freaked the fuck out by this?

  • next time i have to take a piss, i will skip the urinal and piss in his mouth.

  • he looks like a fucking cartoon character, or his face looks like stepped on gum

  • mr. ebert, you are a jackass!

    you have no idea about movies or writing a critic about it.

    and just because you do it for a long time, does not mean you are good at it.

    (by the way, this is how you would critizise a longtime moviemaker)

    it only shows that you write redundant, insulting, arrogant and insolent critics for too long now.

    you are dicusting in your sniffy behaviour.

    receiving awards for your critics prooves the fact that the award comissions are the same kind of idiots like you are.

  • I have read many of his reviews over the years and this guy has trashed some of the best movies.

    He has said "The Ring" was terrible. He bashed the late actor Divine.

    He has bashed so many great films and wonderful actors and actresses.

    I'm sorry but I don't like him as a film critic.

    Maybe I'm alone in that.

  • @ElectricShark

    no you´re not, roger ebert is an ignorant ASSHOLE!

    he is the most unqualified "film critic" i have ever seen.

    i hate him and his critics, he is talentless.

    he insults the people that like the movies he hates and he insults the people that do not like the movies of which he thinks that are good.

    he bashed some of the greatest, biggest and best movies of all time!

    and while i´m writing this i recognize that i never read a positive critic by him about ANY movie....

  • @gallai1,

    He comes off as a pompous ass in his reviews.

  • "one happy and grateful man"

    He isn't happy, his face is just fucking permanently fixed that way.

  • hes a dumbass for wut he said bout ryan dunn

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  • UGLY ASS MUTHER FUCKER

  • Ebert=ugly drunkard

    Fans=losers

  • The way I see it, Ebert shouldn't have rambled on about Ryan Dunn. It really was none of his business to talk about him. Although I think Ryan Dunn was stupid for driving drunk and killing someone else. I do not give a shit that he was an icon to many people, you drive drunk and you and whoever is with you are flirting with death. I love the Jackass films/series but Ryan Dunn dissapointed me...

  • I REALLY DISAGREED with the man on his view of 80's horror movies; it is so sad to this happen to a childhood icon. Prayers and thoughts are with you and your family Mr. Ebert

  • CAN YOU SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS HORRIBLE TECHNO IN THE BACKGROUND.

  • Ebert looks a lot better than he used to.

  • Trollface Ebert

  • I don't think anyone knows if he's happy or not. He has a permanent happy facial expression.

  • I could not formulate an uglier more deformed face in my darkest most terrifying of Nightmares. Watching this just fucked the rest of my night, I'll be up all night watching infomercials on T.V for hours - how can I fucking sleep now knowing that ''face'' lives among us.

  • @Counterbrilliance Just wait until you get Cancer and you find yourself unable to speak and being mentally and physically deformed.

  • @FreightlinerFred WTF! Roger Eberts cancer was extremely rare actually, cancer of the jaw only affects 0.2 percent of the population and it's almost exclusively seen in older men who smoke or chew Tobacco - So I beg the fucking question, why would I get that, I know there's karma but come the fuck on, that's seriously not going to happen. He still scares the crap out of me, he's uglier than any of the monsters from the movies he gave bad reviews to hilariously enough.

  • @Counterbrilliance Every single kind of cancer can disfigure you like Roger Ebert. Grow the fuck up you prick.

  • @Counterbrilliance what an awful thing to say

  • @FreightlinerFred Then he would be like you, a loser

  • I f****** hate u for what u said about ryan dunn

  • And as you've also stated, we are all humans so I look at everybody equally. This is my perspective of him as a normal human-being, not some super star 'celebrity'. He(Ryan Dunn) is a human too, flesh and bone, he was given life by his mother, he has a family,friends and important ones and you're here defending someone who just literally implied that he deserves to die. I would say that Rebecca Black contribute more than this fool.

  • @mykovn Roger Ebert did nothing to cause his illness. The cancer started in his thyroid gland, spread to his salivary glands, and then to his jaw. He also put no one in danger. Ryan Dunn was responsible for his own death. He chose to drink and drive, causing the accident that killed him. And he put others' lives at risk by choosing to drink and drive.

  • @CelticRebel100 I never mention or deny those claims. Your point is entirely irrelevant to what I spoke *typed* of.

  • Ebert=Ugly

    Fans=Losers

  • Great to see him in good spirits

  • Roger is a great movie reviewer and even though his comment was insensitive, he kind of had a point.

  • @evilbeaver181 true

  • Stop arguing about trash media please.

  • I feel sorry for Roger Ebert with all this dumbasses that still remeber the comment he made about Ryan Dunn. He is one of Americ'as best critics and he apologized about the comment he made. Ypu assholes don't want to forget it just because he is a celebrity...but if a normal person woluld have said that you would have forget it at the end of the day... You are all inmature

  • @dcat11114u Are you Eberts little slave? You take stuff way too personal, especially to attack people and try to insult people for their opinion. You're acting like an adolescent girl. You comment on other peoples intelligence, yet show your lack thereof.

  • @Ryry81No, I'm not some adolescent or little bitch ass slave to Ebert. It's your and other stupid ass opinions about people with deformities I'm picking on. Why don't you get yourself a fucked up jaw caused by cancer, let us poke fun of it and see how you'd feel retard?

  • I find his face to be funny, problem?

  • @WOLFMANBASS920 Not at all!

  • Fuck Roger Ebert. Nuff said.

  • @mykovn Why? Because he said something inapropiatte and then apologized?....you are just inmature...you have to understand that celebrities are not perfect..they also have their "ups".

  • @Pepotas125 Hey dumbass, if I made a racist joke about Obama and his skin color then apologize, does that make everything 'OK'? If you haven't guess it yet, the answer is NO! "America's best critics." Bitch I don't give a fuck. The outcome of consequences isn't base on your social status, sex, age or appearance in life. He made an awful comment on somebody in that same day that person died. You sir, are a fucking moron and a bitch. I bet you won't reply to any of us in real life,fag.

  • @mykovn you are an idiot...you don't have idea of what you are saying

  • @Pepotas125 Nah bruh, you have no idea what I'm saying that's why you say that because your little ass brain can't comprehend logic. Plus he said he stood by what he said after he apologized. You can't just go say some shit, apologize and say " I stood by what I said." That is the same as not apologizing. Go buy a $50,000 microscope and play with your microphallus-like vagina. Bitch.

  • @mykovn Would you be that mad to a friend if he had said that?

  • @Pepotas125 "Would you be that mad to a friend if he had said that?" What the? What does that mean? First of all, Ebert and Margera aren't friends. Margera and Dunn is, but that question isn't relevant because Ryan Dunn is dead. You take a week off to think about your response and you came up with the most retarded nonsense comeback ever. *facepalm*

  • @mykovn man calm down....i am just sayin that you wouldn't have cared if a friend of yours have said that comment about ryan dunn. But you care a lot just because a famous person did it. What i mean is that you cant blame him just because he is famous.Being famous doens't mean one isnt a human... all humans make mistake, even you. I am 100& sure you have made comments you regret about......sorry for my bad english and i hope you understand what i mean..

  • @mykovn You know what? let's leave things the way they are....i like movies so i think ebert is one of america's best critics and i think he is contributing more to the world than a bunch of jackasses doing painful stuff to each other. But you know what? i think you'll think the same about ebert: "WTF is this old man doing..i mean..reviewing movies that's boring". But that is your point of view, so i respected. Because you sound like a wise man, you really do ;).

  • @Pepotas125 Yeah right dude. I wouldn't care? I would, because death is not a thing for anyone to bad-mouth about. You can only live once, so I would care, a lot. "america's best critics... contributing more to the world than a bunch of jackasses..." Did you really just say that? How would criticizing movies contribute anything to the world as oppose to Jackasses spreading smiles and laughters across the world? As I stated before, social position means nothing to me.

  • You guys are fucked up i mean really. The only person who should die is Osama Bin'Laden........ oh wait

  • i hope this fucker dies

  • @jambrov

    why because he twitted some shit about a dumbass or jackass, that caused his own death from years of getting paid to do dangerous shit. i feel like if you lose part of your jaw from cancer and almsot die, you should be able to say what ever you want about anything

  • @jambrov You don't deserve to live if you want another human to die just for saying something inappropiatte once in his life...You are what i call an ignorant person

  • Margera would break this guys jaw in real life.. (if he still had one)

  • RYAN DUNN OWNS THIS GUY

  • okay.. who the fuck is this guy? How And Why Is He Famous??

  • I can't take critics seriously. They talk about their opinions like they are facts.

  • that is a human being???I did not know this person,ahahahah,maaan,thats bizarre...mayb he is a reptilian extraterrestrial among us doing the evil from close

  • @JcAfrikanPanther Fuck off racist asshole.

  • What a piece of shit. I hope he dies.

  • Rogert Ebert sucks, he hates the good movies and likes the shitty and gay ones (brokeback mountain for example !!! )

  • @BRATEKPOLSKI brokeback mountain was amazing. why dont you just get a fucking life you homophobic cunt

  • @BRATEKPOLSKI The problem with you is that you don't know what good cinema is....He is a critic, he has studied films all his life so i think he clearly deserves an opinion. When a critic judges a film..he/she is saying his/her opinion. You can take it or not. By the way, Brkeback Mountain was a critically acclaimmed. The problem here sir, is that you are a complete ignorant in this topic...for the good of mankind , please, shut up

  • next time i have to shit, i will unload my bowels in his mouth.

  • Honestly, Ebert wouldn't know a good movie if it kicked, slapped, punched and shot him in the face.

  • oh no someone insulted a guy with cancer!

  • I think these disgusting cunts saying mean things about Roger deserve cancer instead, you people make me fucking sick.

  • DUDE!!! HE SOUNDS LIKE HAL!!!

    lol

  • i pity the fools who take Roger's movie reviews seriously.

    The guy is a total fake. He always gives bad reviews to good movies.

  • @TimeGod12 You probably can't read, he usually says like it is...how many other critics did the same by goofing up some of their reviews? Don't pity us speak for yourself.

  • @TimeGod12 What like Deuce Bigelow? Go kill yourself.

  • @TimeGod12 I know have studied movies for ages..and i agree 90% with his reviews...You need to know what good movies are: I guess you have never seen 2001: Space Odyssey, or Casablanca, or Citizen Kane, or Solaris, or The Shinning, ect....You look like the kind of person who likes "Independence Day" and only judges a movie by it's action rather than it's plot and dramatic development. Make the world a favor and shut up

  • Roger Ebert is the Rocky Dennis of the movie critic industry - uglier and more deformed than words are capable of describing. His face is like Halloween all year fucking round.

  • Ebert losing his lower jaw has often come across to me as God and nature's way of saying "shut the fuck up!"

    I'm not implying that I hate him just because he and I don't always agree on movies but he often came across as a serious asshole.

  • @Infantry9 God doesn't give you jaw cancer cuz you won't shut the fuck up or being an asshole. Newsflash: There is NO God. You get cancer if you drink or smoke that's the fact.

  • @dcat11114u

    It's called a joke and it went right over you.

  • @dcat11114u

    You can't prove what you theory so you can shut up too.

  • @ericstravelchannel What theory? I'm stating fact. If there's a God he would cure cancer and nobody has to die from it and unless you could prove God exists, you should shut the hell up too!

  • Wow..Pixar has upped their game - that's almost life-like!

  • The guy who keeps smiling  :)

  • These are the most horrible comments I've ever read.

  • Lol! "To look at Roger today, to find one grateful and happy man." He has no lower jaw to stop him from smiling, how do you know if hes happy. He looks like a puppet!

  • @Ryry81 No you can't tell if one's happy or not if CANCER ate up their jaws..you're a flaming MORON!

  • he is a faggot

  • fuck this guy hes a heartless fuck fucking trashing ryan dunn

  • @xXxVote4soadxXx he looks like one of the 7 dwarfs

  • Ebert was a first class asshole in his everyday life. Too bad Sickel was the one who died.

  • @FSanfordJunkman Really? I thought Siskel was worse, since after reviewing Friday the 13th, he published Betsy Palmer's adress, so that everyone could tell her that they hated the movie.

  • i hate him for saying tings about dunn

  • @nilstakkenkamp He didn't say anything about him. He just tried to express how mad he was that someone young would die for driving drunk. People took it the wrong way...

  • Wow he should put a mask on or something. He looks scary.

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  • I would like to piss in his mouth.

  • @fran9860 I would like to piss in your face

  • @Pepotas125 How big is that 21 year old fuck pole of yours?

  • Would you guys quit dissing on this man. He has balls for going out in public with his fabricated jaw, and his Jackass comment wasn't meant towards Ryan Dunn as much as it was meant towards people who do crazy shit while driving drunk. Roger Ebert was one of the greatest film critics, leave him the fuck alone assholes and quit saying this is 'karma'......If anything, karma is going to hit you mother fuckers who keep running your own fucking mouths. This man is happy, leave him the fuck alone.

  • Who gives a shit about this fucking ugly shit after what he said about Ryan dunn .

  • let me piss in his open mouth.

  • Egbert - Trollface?

  • Hell yeah roger ebert in pac-man ! What a freak thats the only reason he left that comment to bam fuckin dumbass pac-man look alike !

  • You look good? Mate, he looks like a bloated asshole on shoulders. He sounds like a speak and spell hahahaha. Thats what you get for making cheap comments on my hero's. AKA Ryan Dunn. Love your brother <3

  • I'm glad he is suffering as he has earned hell.

  • EBERT=UGLY DRUNK

    FANS=LOSERS

  • @TheBitchinbabs You sir don't know what you're saying

  • @WaltarMelon of course you think looks are irrelevant, you look like a Chinese version of Ebert LOL. And if he were such a good writer, maybe he could write something better than "Beneath the Vally of the Vixens". LMAO

  • I ignore the nerd watermelon who is a troll. Now about the subject, this tumor Ebert: he or she is long over and seeks attention tweeting about the dead's friends just to get he name out for a failed book. Failed, like his sordid screenplays.

  • Eberts look alike fans are pathetic. This is a putrid shitbag

  • I believe God is punishing him with a slow painful death before sending him to hell.

  • Karma.

    EBERT=UGLY

    FANS=LOSERS

  • That's happens when you talk shit about the waterboy--God fucks you up.

  • I guess Ebert wants to act in horror movies

  • Out of the past 500 comments maybe 2 aren't telling Ebert to go hell. I'm really ashamed of humanity at this point. I don't agree with everything the guy says but I really don't understand where this blind hatred for him is coming from.

  • @Ichiboy900 You list yourself as a clown and are up all Saturday night alone trolling old movies and 500 comments. If you can't figure out why 498 of them are against this monster, Ebert, maybe you need a brain transplant.

  • @Ichiboy900 I hear ya on that one. Make that 3 people who aren't telling Ebert to go to hell.  I am not only ashamed of humanity, but have given up on it as well. Sometimes I forget about how awful it all gets and then I visit youtube...

  • @dcat11114u Apparently, your colostomy bag needs to be emptied. When we need a drunks advice on drinking, we will call upon you and Ebert for pompous direction.

  • Good for you. You talk about movies for living

  • Ebert looks like shit

  • EBERT=UGLY

    FANS=LOSERS UP ALL NIGHT ALONE

  • @BrianBuckShot and I bet you touch your sister at night while your daddy fingers you

  • @TheJhon6969

    am i supposed to be offended by that?

  • Ebert is a horror show in mind and body

  • Die Ebert.

  • @airHaakon Air head: please join puppet head and continue to seek his advice on which movie to see.

  • @Charlenefabulous Ok I rarely watch movies based on their reviews. But hes acctually a descent movie critic ive read some of them and I agree mostly on his statements. So what if he critize a movie that you love that you found entertaining, there is more to movies then the entertainment value.

  • OMG what is it?

  • Ebert is a putrid colostomy bag of shit.

  • Roger Ebert couldn't write successful movies, only trash. Yet he pans others. He was always so out of style and morbidly obese. I laugh at the thought of who could take him seriously.

  • @bloboshitful which movies did he write?

  • @bloboshitful You can criticize a cell phone for having a poor interface but I doubt you could program a better one. Shut up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @bloboshitful Thank-you sir, I tip my hat to you.

  • The nerds staying up all night alone to worship this ugly freak Ebert are the ones who need to "get a life". It helps you to believe only one person dislikes this turd but the fact is many do. Hurry to suck his cock before it is amputated and get his advice on which movie to see. He's gone, cartoon nerds!

  • @gio8284 from your home page, I can see you are the sick weirdo and pictured above must be your look alike. You are a loser. Is this a puppet show above?

  • He looks like the chuckle head puppet!

  • I got syphilis from Ebert in 1965

  • Its a good thing he has cancer and we will soon be rid of him

  • EBERT=UGLY

    FANS=LOSERS

  • @soberdave1971 You are mentally ill. Your ugly idol here, Ebert, was also a long time drunkard and don't tell me he never drove. You are morally inferior to now kick a dead body and pompous, too. But I don't care about Dunn, the subject is this ugly publicity seeking turd Ebert. Hurry to suck his dick before cancer rots it off

  • @soberdave1971 Speech? he can't talk, you drunken fool! Celebrity? You are crazy!

  • @soberdave1971 Oh so you "pray" for the death on the human species? Start with yourself. No one will miss you. Your buddy here looks about dead already. I don't like blustering fools who try to gain attention for a boring new book by creation of controversy about a funeral. He failed at screen play writing, too. Produced cheap smut. You are as low down as rotten (for real) Ebert shit.

  • @halflinks Right, he has an opinion that differs from yours. Therefore, he must suck. You're retarded.

  • @halflinks Right, he has an opinion that differs from yours. Therefore, he must suck. You're retarded.

  • Wow, such hatred towards a sick person all because of your distorted perspectives. How horrible. Jesus.

  • can i piss in that mouth?

  • @fran9860 Fran I love your comment wanting to piss in Ebert's mouth. But you don't want to get too close to this monster as it is diseased

  • u guys r assholes  to ebert, fuck all of u

  • OMG. he looks like he's gonna come up to you and latch on to your chin and suck it off. EWWWWWWW.

  • I'm sorry but his face is fucking hilarious.

  • Does he really have to move his mouth when his computer is speaking? It's fucking creepy.

  • What he said about Ryan Dunn's death is a matter of indifference to me. I'm just wondering Roger constantly maintains that funny smile? His countenance looks like that of a pedophile before doing a dream child.

  • EBERT=UGLY

    FANS=LOSERS

  • @TheBitchinbabs = Fail

  • @sidmute00 But never to your level, that isn't possible. Take Eberts cock before it rots off!

  • Ryan Dunn looks like a beauty contest winner compared to this ugly pile of rotting crap Ebert. He was also able to star in movies and make a name for himself as an actor, unlike this jealous lump of shit who sought publicity using his name. Whatever faults he may have had mean nothing now. All of us die, Ebert's demise is slow and painful. God is telling the pig to shut up. We can see Ebert. We can imagine his fanclub.

  • @shockedthemonkey Then suck his dick, ape, before it rots off to cancer. He is a monster adored by his look alikes. He also FAILED at making movies ("Beneath the Valley of the Vixens") and just gives his oh so needed (excuse me while I puke) critiques of other's work to his loser fans. Face it, Ebert is as over as you are. Why don't you assist him, a former drunk, in unloading that colostomy bag? Oh, tell me which movie to see! Oh what did he think of it, the rancid low life!

  • is ebert male or female?