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  • ahaha it's like a black hole!

  • Check out "Men are Better Than Women" here on Youtube LOL...where women get successfully trolled by comedian Dick Masterson :)

  • This woman I once knew told me: "There really are women like that...who have penis envy. They envy men and their physical prowess and power in society..." There you have it..from a woman herself. But women tend to be dishonest and would never admit it.They have trouble communicating their true feelings to men, and prefer sharing their most intimate secrets with their women friends.They love to bash their men behind their backs, but how they hate it when men fire back. The hypocrites, LOL.

  • all i can say is... how the hell did i get here?

  • I'm a straight guy and I love my penis. It and I have been on many memorable adventures together. But, it requires so much protection, and is so vulnerable. I feel that having a vagina would be much more convenient.

  • @bjpw1234 a cunt punt is as deadly as a kick to the balls.

    also a penetrated vagina makes the owner disabled & unable to defend itself

  • @starwars34 Elephants have bigger brains than people. Does that make them smarter? For that matter, many bird species are as smart as human toddlers, with a fraction of the brain size. The brain of a woman may be smaller than that of a man, but it's wired differently (read: better), and less likely to be dominated by a thing in their pants.

    I'm a guy, by the way.

  • But all the females are denying having penis envy because they failed to consciously yearn for a penis, which goes against Freud's proposal that penis envy is unconscious, so in all no woman can currently say that she never had penis envy. That is what I meant.

  • they envy us from the kitchen !!!!

    

  • It's unconscious and occurs in early childhood development, therefore it is obvious that grown women such as these would deny having penis envy.

  • @Shazgi

    Then how would you know they have it? You can't test for it.

    This is the key problem that Freud's theories have, they cannot be proven or disproven. They can't be tested.

    You argue that its unconscious and happens in early childhood development. Problem is, how would you test a girl at that age to see whether they have that envy or not?

    This is why no one in the world of legitimate psychology takes Freud seriously these days.

  • Feminism = penis envy

  • I love my mommy lol, dumb bitch

  • Oh damn. I dont have a penis and therefore I cannot think. Poor little me.

  • Ironically, I am a man and have womb envy.

  • I'm glad Christina Cleveland doesn't have a penis. :D

  • I'm a straight guy who has no desire to dress in womens clothing, but I am envious of female fashion. It's boring being a man. You wear jeans and a shirt your whole life, pretty much. But women have make-up and beauty products, and a massive selection of all kind of clothes. It's unreal. And they all dress so damn sexy! Being a women must be like halloween is everyday. Man, if I was a women I would so objectify myself. I'd probably be a slut too lol.

  • @carlinsaves Us guys have a natural beauty, women sadly don't.

  • A women envying a man's penis makes as much sense as an formula 1 racer envying a granny's scooter.

    I mean guys only get one orgasm per pop while women get multiple, and they get them much longer too, and they have the Clit and the G-spot for multiple means of sexual pleasure. In terms of sexual function, being a man is just embarrassing, it's even more embarrassing to see other men that have yet to realize that.

  • We don't have penis envy (what a stupid thing to even think), I certainly don't. There is no reason for women to want one. Makes no sense. Nothing against men, but I'm glad I don't have stuff hanging between my legs. Nothing great about a penis. It has nothing to so with power and the like. Idiotic thinking. We like what we have and happy to be. Men envy us. So many myths out there.

  • I want to marry Christina Cleveland.

  • I hate women. I wish I were a man. That makes no sense LOL

  • I prefer my vagina then to a penis, cause with a penis comes two very vulnerable balls. And if you ever seen a guy get kicked there hard, you would understand why having those" so called superior male parts", is nothing to be envious about, and it really is just a weak spot full of sensitive nerves travel all the way into their abs. And their reactions are so funny....lol.

    Penis Envy is such a stupid theory.

  • @cutegirl00179 True, but if you kick a woman in the vulva at the right angle, it can gurt as much, if not more, than a kick to the balls. LOL. PWND

  • I have a dick, love it, the girls I fuck love it. So, I would not dare say, girls desire a dick for themselves to feel the same experince men have when they insert their dick inside their vagina (or vice versa); I belive both genitals serve a purpose to stimulate the mind and body as a whole. That is what the ancients believed, that sex is a magical union, were by the climax of the orgasm, can both partners experince the divine, in that instant flash of the orgasm effect.

  • With penis envy, I guess one must also distinguish between as in just a pointing device, or as in a man's body.

  • There can be such a thing as boob and vagina envy. For instance, a British magazine Company, in the 1980s already, did a survey asking people which gender would they rather be and why. The majority of both men and women said women for various reasons. A few women said women in men's bodies. The article concluded by saying that one can see which gender it is who really needs equality and liberation. That's in this modern western world.

  • girl wants the penis just to pleasure herself

  • oh well the asian guy sorta has a penis

  • Very funny video.Obviously many people didn't get the humor of it.

    Everyone was great in it, and Christina is really funny, while Samantha is quite beautiful.

    I'm not sure where it was filmed, as everyone seems to look like from the late 70's. Which is cool by the way.

    Thanks for posting!

  • couldn't you woman-rape someone by ENGULFING them???

  • I would like to bang Lauren and Samantha

  • damn this video is funny .

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  • my balls itch even though theyre not there and i wish to scratch them

  • why is anyone taking this video seriously? more importantly, why does anyone take FREUD seriously? thanks for the unconscious bud, but you can keep the rest of your non-falsifiable bullsheet

  • @SimonAndPuPu I would have included Psychoanalytic Theory in that.

  • @SimonAndPuPu

    is anyone taking you seriously?

  • "I could pillage, but I could never rape and pillage."

  • Tim needs to understand why he will be alone for the rest of his life!

  • Umm this video is pretty stupid. Loser college kids trying to talk about Freudian theories, but they basically said the same thing over and over for 6min. Q: Do you wish you had a penis? A: Yes I do (or No I don't). Waste of 6 min. LOL

  • Is it a compliment to be called a "penis enthusiast?" 

  • I'm your typical thick hairy macho white male, and I have virgina envy. Women enjoys sex more than men, and the penis and hairy-testicles are so disgusting looking. The male-form in general is so fugly.

  • Christina is sooo funny!!!

    

  • Sigmund also did cocaine and heroine, so who knows?

  • women are smart and i do respect them ... just kidding i just have sex with them

  • "yes. i feel like my balls itch even though there not there....and i wish to scratch them."

    ..... "i could pillage, but i could never rape and pillage... and that, like... thats an important part of hurting people."

    .... " 'women without penises' just want to take their clothes off" haha anyway, i think the Christina person made this video.

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  • All the dudees in dis video are sexist assholees!!!!

  • Does it still count as penis envy if u just wish u were a women born with a penis, rather than wishing to be a being a man?

  • I'd prefer a vagina to a penis...it hurts less

  • I thought Tim Bradbury was going to whip his out to make his point.

  • I hate sex.

  • I can give those beautiful girls my penis...

  • its your FARTHERS XY chromosomes that would decide to give you a penis or not. lol

  • @arle0127 Or more specifically, his sperm.

  • Council-"This was clearly a case of penis envy."

    Pauly-"What was it a case of?"

    Council-"Penis envy."

    Pauly-"What kind of envy?"

    Council-"Penis!"

    Pauly-"Could you say that one more time?"

    Judge (Slamming his gavel)-"Penis! Penis! PENIS!!!" (Whole courtroom laughs.)

  • I almost fell off the chair. Great video!

  • Men and Women......both have something anatomically that the other doesn't. This is fucking ridiculous......

    Freud's self projecting, crackpot "theories" should be in the trash bin of history by now.........

  • I can honestly, hand on my heart say that I have never ever wanted to have a penis & never will! Being a girl is SOO much better. Yeah we suffer from pain every month & then 100 times that when we give birth but we're able to have babies & that is pretty much AMAZING! Yeah it's fun to play with them but I would never want a penis of my own & to say we have penis envy is RIDICULOUS!

  • I'll admit I wish I had a penis, but not so much the actual anatomy as the power it comes with. It's true, people respect men more than us women :(.

  • @DiamondBassist WHAT?! women are a thousand times better than MEN! are you crazy?

  • @redbulborb Depends on what aspect of society it is. From years of male dominance, people [men] just won't accept women as leaders or even equals in some places

  • @DiamondBassist that's called privilege envy, check out Karen Horney

  • This video is pointless, they want it subconsciously, its not like any girl would want to ADMIT it,  XD

  • LOL 04:48

  • 8=====D :-)

  • oh god .....The theory of penis envy is not like that!!!

    It's more complicated than asking girls whether they wish they had a penis or not.

  • Also, vaginas don't suffer from impotence in old age. Vaginas have a clitoris that has millions more nerve endings than the tip of the penis. The vagina has more arousal spots, and is much more sophisticated than silly hydraulic penis.Lastly, the vagina can bleed for 4 days once a month and never die.

  • @johnnyponny4 true but wommen also hit medapause and lose their fertillity completly whil men are more likely to keep their seed and fertility at an older age

  • @johnnyponny4 but the penis has the awesome foreskin, which is filled with the most touch sensitive nerve endings of the human body and contains much much more nerve endings than the clitoris

  • The penis is a joke compared to the vagina. The average vagina can have unlimited climaxes, while the penis can only have one. The vagina's average climax lasts about 24 seconds, while the average penis orgasm lasts about 4 secs. Vag is tougher than the penis too, relatively invincible. If the woman is on top during sex and makes just one wrong move, she can fracture the poor penis and injure it permanently. The vagina can ejaculate more than the penis: 2 cups compared to penis 2 tablespoons

  • this is the craziest thing i've ver watched.

  • penis=powers. bowdown to yer men ye whores. keep yer mouths shut and do as yer told. women are nothing

  • @harnesspa You think you're mother is nothing? Nice! You sound like a really great person...!

  • You think the women's movement was without hard work? Are there not more women in college then men? Women just surpass men at the majority in the work field. So what have men been up to lately?

    The lack of female psychologists was because during the late 1800s when psychology became a popular science, women weren't allowed to get educated.

  • @MissVampireDiaries

    Because now women work for men :D

  • I don't even like men, so no.

  • @MissVampireDiaries You don't like all men? Why? That is insane and narrow-minded to just dismiss a whole race like that...seriously, get help!

  • lol phantom limb penis

  • I'm glad not many women want a penis.

  • hahaha penis envy, so funny, considering women rule the world purely due to the fact they do not have the penis!!!

  • @Vindictive0ne women bleed 4 days once a month and never die lol losers

  • My penis is sooo smallllllll!! I wish i was a big bumder like yo mom! Shizzle that fizzle motherfuckerr, I hate harriet

  • @bil825 Hahaha! Bumder! Inbetweeners! Good taste...

  • LMAO... completely true. Don't be envious, just accept the fact

  • One time my older brother started laughing at me saying, girls have Penis Envy, and they want a penis and two balls like him. I just looked at his groin, saw his bulge, and then grabbed his shoulders and rammed my knee into his so-called proud male organs, and he fell crying. Then I just said, "why would I want something weak hanging between my legs?" He never mentioned penis envy again.

  • @cutegirl00179 Sounds like someones a little jealous and over compensating.

  • lmao

    "Actress and Penis Enthusiast"

  • I doubt only interviewing regular folk is the proper way to investigate penis envy. anyway, these people are laughing because they find the subject unconfortable.

  • right....they can say all this but i bet every guy wishes he had a pair of boobs ;)

  • I just prefer non human animals in terms of physical beauty. But in conclusion some people in both sexes are developmentally challenged! To compare women and men is like comparing (Bananas and pears) neither are superior just DIFFERENT. With all that said, can everyone get their head out of their arseholes? What stupidity will humanity establish next, will it be another question that relates to who's better? Do women have better hair, oh no do men have better hair? Get a life, monkey's!

  • Hahaa this is the first time I'm researching this subject! I don't classify myself as a gender, however biologically I'm female and I'm ecstatic to have a VAGINA! I'd hate to be a male, I can just imagine the the pain I would experience when a person kicked me in the balls or if I fell on my balls, ouch! Being a male in today's society sucks in many aspects too, so ya I prefer to have the fat on my chest and a breeze downstairs (That's what the vagina opening provides). Peace

  • are you kiding me if i ever experienced somthing as even close to hving a period id feel raped by my own body i would never leave my house! someone asked me to go to party NO!! BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF MY PENS MY LIFE IS OVER AH! it smells HA! WHY THERE IS NO GOD! if it even happend onceid be like i dunno umm like the past will alwaysremain the same and it would bedressing becuase of yeahgetting hit in the nits is fun its ECSTATIC and funny asfuck i dun think withmy peepee i think with my muscles

  • Women do have a penis. It's called the clitoris. It is small because they don't need a large penis. (At least not their own). Women are the prototype and men are the modified version. Men are made differently to meet the reproductive needs of the woman.

  • thats interesting ive never thought of a woman as the prototype and man the modification to reproduce thanks im gona let that float around my head for a while

  • Feminism and Freud are illogical.

    If women do not eny male power, since women are a majority of the populace, then why do they always want to break up the old boys clubs? Evn if done for malice out of spite this suggests that they are in fact jealous and find male power threatening.

  • The first girl was a dyke. She wants to be a man with girl parts. Dykes have gender dysphoria. It's in the DSM-IV as a sexual dysfunction mental disorder.

    These girls don't want penis? They're all dykes.

    Females can rape. Female sex offenders exist.

    Females are not superior. Birth does not make women superior. Women are not better.

    Men focus on logic and rationality while women are amoralists focusing primarily on relationships.

  • forget penis,these are a bunch of CUNTS

  • My girlfriend has a penis...!!!

    And it belongs to ME...!!!

    But she has a control if it I will tell you FOR SURE...!!!

    So it might as well be HERS and hers ALONE... because she uses the dang thing any dat-gum time SHE WANTS...!!!

  • that samantha hissong is really hot!

  • I'd love to read Christina's book, but Google is no help in locating a copy.

  • Wrong. Freud's "penis envy" is a part of his sexual development theory: young girls and boys form an emotional bond to mother which at a very early age turns sexual. Boys and girls resolve this sexual fixation to mother differently: Boys initially resent the father as a rival but then begin to emulate him. Girls become resentful that they are the wrong sex (penis envy) thus cannot be mother's sexual partner - sexual desire is then transferred to father and later to males in general.

  • genius.

  • well... my gf wishes she had one.

  • technically it is paternally determined whether you have a penis or not.

  • Your more intelligent b/c you think with your penis? LOL

    Men actually have smaller brains than women.

  • @mckohtz lol thats not true is is basica anamtomical fact that maen have larger brains

  • is there something as boob envy?

  • @fadihere  its called womb envy, and its by Horney

  • womb envy

  • @fadihere

    Men can grow boobs .

  • @fadihere

    Yes. I have it.

  • The thing that depresses me are that the people in this video are faking their comments. They keep laughing.

    I'm a woman and the reason I searched for this video is that I believe with all my heart that the biggest curse that God and my mother ever put on me was making me a woman and not a man. Being a woman has caused me to be inferior my entire life and abused sexually, physically, and emotionally by men. I cry almost every day about it. I wish I could feel proud about being a woman.

  • OMG i'm sorry about that, i hope it's ok for me to ask you. do you wanna be a man because you feel like attracted to other women like in the wrong body-->transsexuality or is it cuz o this inferiority complex of yours?

    and i don't believe women are inferior to men in any way, you only thought so, that's why you let yourself be abused by those men, you ought to be in treatment if you're not already and i hope you're life changes for the better

  • @sn3192: It's the second one, my inferiority complex about being a woman. That's a good name for it, I wasn't even sure what to call it. I'm sure I should be in treatment. I don't like feeling this way, but thanks for the well wishing.

  • Or is it a superiority complex? Women act like they are superior when they are not. What is superior about birth? What is superior about hating men? How is hate and segregation superior? Perhaps wome act superior to mask their feelings of inadequacy.

  • @ToxicOdiousOne My dear you could the same about men. In reality the vast majority of women prefer the female anatomy over the male's, they also see themselves as superior in terms of both intelligence and physical beauty. Now part of the reason why they see themselves as more physically attractive, is due to the fact that many people in the male sex gawk over them as if they were goddess's from another solar system. I personally think most humans are ugly or ok looking on the outside, but maybe

  • Men only stare at women because women are the largest consumers of beauty products. Men also love tits and twat.

    Intelligence? How does amorality denote intelligence? How does claiming to be a "victim" of society to avoid any accountability denote intelligence. Moral inferiority is not intelligence.

  • @ToxicOdiousOne

    What is superior about "birth"? Or in other words, being a member of the sex that introduces LIFE to the world through their own body?

    LOL.

    I think that question answers itself.

  • i love my wang

  • i heard vaginas are inside out penis.

  • Sigmund Freud is a nutcase and an asshole. He basically made it so that most of his theories couldn't be proven right or wrong. So all this is kind of pointless.

  • um, i dont see why anybody would want anything thats not a natural part of their body.

  • Yeah, sometimes it is inconvenient to have a vagina. But on the other hand, women can be horny and it doesn't show. They don't have to clean themselves up after masturbation. With every advantage there comes a disadvantage. I would like to be able to pee standing up, but if this means having to spend my life with a sausage and two eggs dangling between my legs... No thanks.

  • Women can also bleed for several days every month and never die too. I feel kind of sorry for them because they have to go through the stress and strain of child bearing, and some of them get gross stretch marks on their abdomen from pregnancy.

  • Woman will you just worship my willy whilst I wank off?

  • Nah, I'm busy giving myself multiple orgasms. Heard guys can't have them? Hang on, I think another one's coming...

    God, all those endorphins are making me dizzy.

  • I have multiple orgasms in a day. Just give me a few hours. I am reading this new book, "the Multi-orgasmic Male" and it is telling me that if I can exercise the muscles that I pee with enough, I can learn to suppress my ejaculation. Once I can control the impending "point of no return" in my potent male orgasm I will be able to experience multiple climaxes. Being a guy has never been better. I'm a man, I'm superior, I dominate

  • Ah ok, I can have 10 orgasms in 10 minutes without having to go to pee-muscle training camp. I feel so inferior.

  • Wow you're slow....my gf gets about 15-20 orgasms in 10 minutes...must be my skilled touch

  • Then your "girlfriend" must be very jealous of your weenie, Im sure. Who wouldnt glady trade 20 orgasms for just one?

  • Oh she's really jealous, don't worry. she feels totally dominated by my weenie, it symbolizes my superior power as a man in society.

    Plus she will have to through pregnancy and get stretch marks, maybe a c-section, and get a really sloppy vagina.. and she has to have periods and can't pee standing up, and menopause is inevitable. Poor women, I feel sorry for them, thank God I'm a guy and don't have to go through all that. Heck, I LOVE giving them orgasms because they suffer so much.

  • Stretch marks. Sounds gross. I'm gonna have a sex change I think. Can I make love to your bum then?

  • Just get a strap-on and you can titty-fuck and rape me at the same time.

  • Nice. I'll get back to that offer next time I'm in Antarctica. Take care.

  • Your also overcompensating for something.....hmmmm wonder what it could be...a small penis perhaps?!

  • no no, I am just laughing at this site with a lot of women in denial about their penis envy. So many girls admitted to me they had it. It's ok, *pats on the back*

  • I knew it you do have a small penis!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH poor baby! it okay *hugs* we women still love you!

  • Yeah, It's really small when I'm around you , too, because you ain't hot. sorry *sighs*  I know, it's tough being overweight...maybe you should join the "Biggest Loser" show and maybe shed some pounds.

  • Ah I knew it you do have a small penis....here some Extenze, don't blame me if it doesn't work out for you.

  • HAHA I like you. I play SF IV and my favorite character Ken dominates Chun Li. Sorry, I'm a man, I'm superior. Keep on trying to find ways to dominate as a female . LOL (I'll give you a hint : long-distance swimming. Chicks can also ejaculate more than men.)

  • Ha ha still over compensating...Jesus if you have to overpower and dominate a woman just to prove that your "superior" then you really are over compensating. Furthermore, strength isn't everything. 

    Oh and your SF knowledge is wrong, its Ryu who dominates Chun Li that bastard Ken just gets in the way! Not to mention that it depends on whose playing.

  • Of course some women envy the weenie because it symbolizes the man's power and dominance in society. The penis completely dominates and over powers the vagina during sex. Men can also pee standing up, and women can't, so this bugs them. Plus girls have to have periods, and men don't, and this is a great inconvenience, that exacerbates their angst and envy. But women can never admit things because they have huge egos, so will deny it. Poor things, it's tough being a girl.

  • Who gave me the thumbs down I wonder. A guy, maybe? I know you want your penises to be worshipped. Poor men.

  • Women need men to satisfy them, dud? as men need women to do the same...

  • Why the hell would a girl want a penis. I could understand if men were envious of breasts, because they are beautiful. Penises just look stupid. If I had one I would hide it.

  • tim bradbury's a piece of shit.

  • agreed

  • penis envy (Hergenhahn, 2008).

    Hergenhahn. (2008). PSYC 381: History and Systems of Psychology. (Columbia College ed.). Mason: Cengage Learning.

  • I have to laugh at some of the comments because the guys think they have it! "By golly george, I've got it!" Penis envy: "The female child starts out with an attraction to the mother, however, she learns that she lacks a penis and blames her mother for it. At the same time she learns that her father possesses the valued organ, which she wants to share with him. This causes a sexual attraction toward the father, but the fact that the father has a penis and she doesn't; causes her to experience

  • If a woman had a penis would she still want sex with a guy?

  • no then they would fuck you :)

  • lauren chee

    You can have my penis anytime that you want hunny.Give me hollar back and you can have it over and over and over again ad much as you'd like

  • The penis envy is related to an association made by women of the penis as a significant of a lot of things she thinks is "important" (not only this, but it's ok for now..u want more, get a book). Why the penis? Because of her father. It involves the id, ego and superego theory, the unconscious theory and, of course, it's related to their childish experiences. Read more about the Free Association technic in Psychanalisys and it'll be ok!!! =)

  • You can't blame your mother for what sex you are born as. The sperm from your father decides your sex.

  • I would love to be a giant penis.

  • you seem like dick to me

  • You dumbasses. Penis envy is the jealousy of the power that comes with being male, not with actually having a penis. Damn, I just walked into the down syndrome chat room.

  • actually, freud described it as a physical and social envy. of course, that particular theory (as well as many of his) is laughed at mostly these days.

  • I want a penis! Not, like, on my body or anything, but I wouldn't mind having one to diddle right now.

  • lol

  • I love penises.

  • lol tim bradbury- son of a psychologist

  • these are some funny kids!

  • the reason white people and other races of men hate black men is because we have the biggest penis

  • my psych teacher was laughing when i showed him this haha this is funny

  • what is the name of the song in the begining ?

  • Ahahahahaa...good stuff.

    It all makes sense now.