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  • It doesn't even sound like swedish :(

  • @1993Swedish It's not supposed to

  • LOL XD 0:14 "sleecy slicy nippy knifey"

  • please tell me im not the only who wishes kermit's nephew died. i mean he was such a goodie goodie. hes my least favorite muppet

  • the muppet movie was fantastic!

  • Like Kermit would let a frog be part of this skit even if it weren't Robin. Right?

  • Lol I effin love the swedish chef

  • Hahaha! Who else at 0:09 thinks that the Swedish chef shouted out (in Swedish) "F*** You!" when he threw the tools off stage?

  • @hometrail itdet låter mera som "fiskar går"

  • poor kirmit

  • That was a close call for Robin. Luckily, his Uncle Kermit comes to the rescue.

  • Kermit forbids The Swedish Chef to cook frog legs on his show because he's a frog and he doesn't allow any massacre of his own kind on his show, especially relatives like his nephew, Robin.

  • I would really like to see an American Stereotypical Chef on a Swedish show

  • @sgreen4

    Basic formula: shoot something, then grill or deep fry it.

  • @sgreen4 It's Paula Deen.

  • i guess the chef almost kermitted murder

  • @Shenoyk14 That is the worst pun I have heard all week, and I am ashamed that I was not the one who made it. Well done.

  • @Shenoyk14

    wokka wokka

  • Hilarious

  • slesy slisy nifey nifey

  • I hope that didn't hit Kermit and Scooter.

  • Sylove, the host frog's name is "Kermit"

  • jabjazjabbajazza- the character is The Swedish Chef

  • There are more chefs on screen than there are pixels.

  • Bork bork bork

  • I talk like this when i go to Ikea.

  • This is one of the best from the muppets

  • 32 people are clearly from denmark

  • @eelliee93 : why??

  • Bork bork bork!!!

  • Robin (Kermit's nephew) is ne of my favorite muppets along with fozzie, swedish chef, statler and waldorf, and the electric mayham

  • How can you not like the Swedish Cheif?

  • 32 people are next on the menu!

  • kermit is gonna kick some swedish ass

  • @raiindog1 Had to rewatch that... Totally missed it the first time around. Thanks.

  • Does anyone else see the irony in Kermit running onto the set and screaming "CUT! CUT! CUT!" in front of the knife-weilding chef?

  • SWEDISH MATING CALL!!! bork bork bork

  • "Don't say cut! Say stop!"

  • kermit's voice is slightly difrent xD

  • cut! dont say cut!

  • 32 people are about to get their legs chopped off

  • Maybe the Swedish Chef must be high or something.

  • BORK BORK BORK!!

  • Poor Robin! It was pretty funny, though.

  • IN SWENGLISH!

  • this reminds me of my home ec. class with our sweedish exchange student.

    -_-

  • Sleecy-slicey kneefy-knifey... Genius!

  • 32 frogs were offended by this clip!!!!

  • "Don't say cut say stop!"

  • I am from Sweden and I can only hear 2 words of swedish when he talks haha

  • @Dollydagger91 same here :P

  • @Dollydagger91 u dont find it offensive do you?

  • Do the other Muppets understand what the Swedish Chef says? Or do they have to have a translator when he says, 'bork, bork!'

  • YES YES! Get 'im Chef!

  • 32 people are clearly Norwegian...

  • BORK BORK BORK!!

  • "Don't say 'cut'! Say 'stop'!"

  • whats awsome is taht hes actulyl speaking swedish except for 1 or 2 words

  • I'm very curious what "bork bork bork" actually means xD

  • How could anyone not love the Swedish Chef?

  • @TheUnstableThinker say that when hes about to make you dinner or into dinner

  • Uncle Kermit!!!!

  • the frug leeeg shenore de du de dum de de de de nork nork nork

  • I feel bad for Kermit's nephew.

  • @JasonMC72 Me Too!

  • "Uncle Kermit! Somebody! Anybody! HEEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!!!!!!!"

  • @MeetSimmio I thought u were making a joke until i saw the Frog LMAO!!!

  • Chopping knives + frog =

    Frog legs!

  • This bit should have been on the VIncent Price episode. *lol*

  • There was a guy on World's Dumbest performers that sonded just like the Swedish Chef!2 effin fuNny!

  • bork bork bork hahah xD

  • uncle kermit, HAAAAAALLLPPP!!!

  • At 0:09...He says SCREW YOU!!!

  • FUNNY!!!!!

  • 32 justin bieber's fans gave thumbs down

  • @adambus77 seriously? wtf man?

  • Robin-"Uncle Kermit! Somebody! Anybody! HEEEEEEELLLP!!!"

  • fucking nice :D

  • i wonder what wonder happy if this guy work at real restaurant ???

  • @AndrewsOpinion15 i think i might die of food poisoning.

  • 32 people are.. screw the witty comment, 32 people are just fu*kin retarded.

  • hahaha this one is awesome!

  • Damn, never realised just how violent this show was at the time.

    Good stuff, thanks for the memories!

  • 0:08 LMAO "eeeere FUCK OFF" is what it sounds like LOL

  • @krisisagemini You're right it does sound like he is saying eeree fuck off

  • The froogs legs!

  • this is Epic !! i love it

  • Did he seriously think he'd be able to get away with making frog legs on a show run by a frog?

  • thank god Kermit was there chef almost cut his nephew's legs off

  • Sleecy slicey kneefy knifey!

  • Lol leggoo! leggoo!

  • Typical swede

  • GOOO SWEDEN

  • Oh my flipping god that was EPIC.

  • somebody, anybody!!!!

  • Swedish Chef is going to cut off Robin the Frog's Legs in 0:25

  • haha kermit XD

  • dont kill the baby!!! HAhaHAa....

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  • bork bork bork! xd

  • The swedish chef is just genius, I can't stop laughing right now!

  • You americans really think we sweedish people are funny..? x)

  • @MrDavidodavid I am a Brazilian

  • @ThePSP1290 im english

  • @MrDavidodavid the swedish chef isn't swedes in genaral

  • uncle kermit anybody! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP

  • jag hör inte vad han säger :P

  • actually, it's not Swedish at all, it's actually how lawyers talk in court...

  • LOL

  • Robin is cute. Let's eat Elmo instead. LOL!!!

  • Whats the name of this charecter?

  • uncle Kermit, HELP!!! hahaha that was very funny!!!

  • "sleecey sclicey nippy knifey"

    cracked me up.

  • What a shame people are now getting on their high horse about this :( so sad. Its just funny! Treasure it, it's rare!

  • Oooooooo, that was really funny =D love it, love it, love it!

  • OMG Poor lil frog (I'm with u)!! But that moment is just PRICELESS!! It's the GREATEST chef IN THE WORLD!!!! I'd be SO PROUD if I was swedish :))) that chef is an ICON really!!! He made laugh thousands of people around the world!! Great humour!!! Thank u the Muppets!!!

  • "Ooohhh Uncle Kermit!!! Somebody! ANYBODY HELLPPPP!!!!!" lol OMG

  • Don't get on the Chef's bad side. You never know what he might be planning next for dinner. HAHAHAHA

  • "Uncle Kermit! Somebody, Anybody, Help! lol, this is probably one of my favorite Swedish Sheff moments

  • BUHSKI MESHKI MUSK

  • Whoever finds a problem with the Swedish chef is a fucking fag! Who cares if you think it's racist, it wasn't meant to do that! Get over it! The Swedish Chef has made many, many ppl laugh and will make more laugh, for generations to come! The Swedish Chef will live on longer than you will! Fuck off! Bork Bork Bork!!!!

  • @KingofKrash77

    Yeah and u cant be razi to swedes

    cuase all nordics are nazis

  • @Jonteisyxa

    Yeah... That's how it works...

    Unless you're joking, please tell me you're not gonna be a history teacher.

  • first of all i dont givea rats ass...

  • oh stop debating the accent and whether it's racist or not! the swedish chef is epicly funny, so who gives a shit?! haha "dont say cut, say stop!!!"

  • cut cut dont say cut say stop

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  • Børk børk børk!

  • I don't believe it's meant to be Swedish anyhow. The Swedish Chef is *trying* to speak English, he's just not very good at it, and has a very thick accent.

  • eisy little snisy

  • Uncle Kermit!!!

  • In one episode, guest star Jean Stapleton (after conversing with him) correctly identified the Chef's patois as "mock Swedish". That was probably for those who protested his "mangling" of the language [which really wasn't!].

  • I talk liked that when im drunk=) //Swedish

  • That was a quick one XD

  • M'WIFE

  • @dcBikkies YES! ;3

    Epic comment is epic.

  • BORK, BORK, BORK

    Greetings from Sweden =D

  • That's what you get for rushing the Chef, Kermit.

  • uncle kermit help. LOL Please don't eat my legsd eat all of me insted!

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  • Learn to take a fucking joke. It's funny how you watch every video if you don't like it. You're just embarissing everyone.

  • Sleecy slicy deecy dicey! XD

  • "Don't say 'cut', say 'stop'!"

  • @Shenorai Lol he did say cut....

  • @Shenorai Well of corse you say cut around the swedish chef and there goesRobin's legs.

  • jajaj

  • Bork, bork, bork!! Brilliant.

  • Uncle kermet,anybody help!

  • always loved the swedish chef!!..lol!!!

  • Frug lygs.

  • am swedish but this language is -.-' ????

  • It's a joke. One of those 'Stupid American' jokes.

    (Is a 'stupid american'...)

  • It's "fake Swedish". There are online translator applications out there which translate English into a language called "bork bork bork!" Google it...

  • its a decent ploogeen, qooeete-a foon tu ixpereement veet.

  • @diabloffs2 , I'm Swedish also, and it isn't that far off from what I remember as a kid! :D

  • @diabloffs2

    It really is English, he just talks with an accent so thick you can barely understand him.

  • lol i love it

  • Bork bork bork~

  • he`s s a very profesional cheff jeje

  • It was always a relief when someone somehow rescued a character that the Swedish Chef thought might make a good entree, wasn't it?

  • best sweedish chef

  • haha lol

  • bork

  • Sleecy Slicy Kneefy Knifey!!

  • sli sli slici nici naici

  • So what if it's bork or bort.. still funny ;-p

  • bork bork bork~

  • Hahaha! "Don't say cut, say stop"

    Don't remember watching this particular episode but I just knew Kermit's nephew would show up on the plate when "frog legs" was announced.

  • bork bork bork ;c)

  • bark bark bark hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • bork?

  • Berwald LOL

    Bork bork bork<3

  • OH MY GOSH HETALIA REFERENCE!

    My friend and I made a joke that when Sweden gets angry, it's like Russia, but it's "borkborkborkborkborkbork" instead of "kolkolkolkolkol". ;D

  • i will do that! hahaha

    nice concept!

  • No no no! I'm already coloring the picture I made! DDDD:

    XD

  • what?.. borkborkborkborkborkborkbork! hehehe take care!

  • First of all: to all the people who really think this is Swedish: it is not. That said, it is still funny. The chef's gibberish is a parody of the Swedish language, particularly its prosody (the melody of a language). And the parody is well performed: they mimic exactly what makes Swedish sound like Swedish. So that some take it for real Swedish can be seen as a compliment for the makers of the Muppet Show.

  • @Steinbach1984 I don't think anyone with a single working brain cell (which this guy clearly doesn't have) took it for bona fide Swedish. Hell, some of the Swedes who post here think it's a hoot.