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  • I like a REAL BIG DICK instead

  • @uzernaam Are you going to feed all the unwanted children in this world bub? That kind of reasoning for not having children is foolish. You either choose to have a child or not and what all the 'little lost children when a man masturbates and actually kills off thousands of potential children in a matter of minutes? No need to blame either women or sextoys, the latter having been around for centuries.

  • hahaha i have one that looks like that and i also have a giant pink one hahah

  • Why did she put lipstick on just to have a maz.......?

  • Holy shit that thing looked heavy! Mines purple!!!!! jk. Hahaha.

  • Visit wildfishez we only got two vids but we plan on posting more up soon, very soon

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha WTF !!!!!!!!!

  • Hey, c'mon, he helped her pick up her giant pickle!

  • click on my profile. there is a surprise video. dont watch if u r stupid.

  • Attention everybody, if you want to see more of Joce (the girl) then you can see her on my channel, she is in Episode 7 of 'The Project'. Check it out.

  • COme on - who WOULDN'T prefer a dildo to such a boring-looking guy?

  • fuck 

  • This is stupid. I love my vibrators and dildo but I wouldn't replace a man for a dildo.

    Oh those sweet soft or hard wet kisses we can enjoy so much when having a bf or gf whom we truly like!

    And that's excluiding all the rest you can do with the real thing!

  • Damnit, these things are ruining my life! my penis is no where near that big!

  • all that to promote a shite song?

    well fuck my old boots!

  • husexi girl looking for a sexi guy Or girl hihi

  • uuhanyone wanna cam and swap pics then let meh know

  • and you get the feeling that you have never seen enough of it.......

  • This chick is fucken sexy! I'd totally hit that.

  • agreed.

  • also 0:08 ... right poster says, "Choose Life"

  • 0:49 ... subliminal anyone?

  • I didn't see owt.

  • Anyone noticed that at 0:10 you can see an Uncle Sam's poster telling you to enlist on the US ARMY? is that normal in US homes?? it's subliminal advertising, because they knew a lot of people will see this video???

  • This is a New Zealand video dipshit.

  • @Phoboz This is a New Zealand video dipshit.

  • Nice Panties!!!

  • I don't get it.

  • nice video

  • that's why im single??? wtf.

  • wtf how stupid

  • i'd eat her out. i mean, she looked alrite and just showered. i cost less than her dildo; for a free movie and dinner, i'd please her for a night. then i'd get the fuck out. keeps life simple

  • sad

  • ROFLROFLROFL

  • damn

  • What a great commercial... would go over big during the superbowl, lol

  • va fute pe toti.,..-.

  • bitch! LOL

  • wow.

  • fuckin tease..............

  • at least use a jackrabbit, that thing is pathetic XD

  • pussy stays fresher that way

  • bet she calls him for more batteries

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha

  • I Glanced through the video ,and only saw that for a second ,and that made me laugh outloud

  • rofl! you made me laugh XD all that dude is good for is them b atterys.... she cant afford to pay for her dirty habbits so she uses that dude for his batterys. when shes at his house and the dude is in the shower she gos around his house looking in remotes and other devices from them batterys and then ditches

  • why would she choose that crappy ass thing over a guy? XD

  • that guy was very ugly

  • That was a lame vibrator.lol

  • man, that lady is ugly!

  • ...what the fuck was that no wonder its banned

  • Pearl necklace is what she needs.

    ITS OK,IM A JEWELLER. LOL

  • Im a boy!! Surely i must be better than that thing!

  • almost desturbing...almost >_O *twitch*

  • Why would you want a vibrator when you could have the real thing?

  • Vibrators don't cheat on you, and they aren't disrespectful.

    They're everything you want in a man, and they are in the mood for sex at the same time you are.

    (:

  • I'm not disrespectful...im honest and if your good looking ill fuck you any time you want

  • lol

  • that is very shallow. i hope you die.

  • How is that shallow?

    Lol, 'I hope you die.'

  • because youre implying that (all )men cheat. and that the only thing you need a man for is his dick!!! so yeah you are shallow!!!!

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  • Well, I'm sorry, I've never meant to imply that.

    I speak about MOST guys, but hell, I wouldn't know, I'm still young.

    I never said that I only need guys for their penis, I only mean to imply that that's why most girls have a vibrator.

    Thank you.

  • oh then im sorry for calling you shallow and hoping that you die. can you forgive me?

  • Yes, I will forgive you! As long as I get a e-hug! >:3

  • are you hitting on me??

  • An e-hug is hitting on someone!?

    Unbelievable!

    Whatever floats your boat.

    Hahh,

    video comment spam. xD

  • i dont get what your trying to do!!!!!

  • Lolol.. Nevermind. (:

  • Ha ha, oh wow.

  • yay someone else who says floats ur boat. yay.

  • your comment got deleted? wow but anyway to answer it... so ok you admit you were wrong about saying all men are useless? and it depends what you mean by young if youre 15, not too young if youre 10, then yeah you wouldnt know.

  • Yes, I admit I'm wrong that 'all men are useless'. Certain types of men are useless, but some are not. From my experience with guys, they are.

    We all have the right to our own opinion though.

    And no, I'm not 10, yes, I am 15.

  • also, i'm 16, woot! older than yoouuu. { : {D>

  • I don't care how old you are! >:O!

    My myspace says 72 years old, so therefore, I'm older.

    Pwnt.

  • yeah well my email says i'm 634.

    who-da-man?

  • dead man more likely ... and buried. and thoroughly decomposed ... no doubt providing indispensable minerals to the local fungi.

    though that said, possibly better than grating away on a walking stick, carrying your teeth in a glass xD

  • what ? you like dicks ? what ?

  • dude not that i care particularly ... but i was replying to a comment from binary going

    "yeah well my email says i'm 634.

    who-da-man?"

    ;) take it easy lol

  • Your either a 2nd grader or a 20 year old with a maturity age of a 2nd grader

  • Oh. i see your a retarded 2nd grader

  • what ? you like 2nd grade dicks ? what ?

  • Ya you wish you weren't the only one

  • what ? you ADMIT YOU like 2nd grade dicks ? what ?

  • i wants to eats your cave....

  • im over a 100 on myspace... :o and ur email is bs ur not 634... lol.

  • err, yes it does. i didn't say i was 634.

  • hahaha BS:D

  • If i had a chrome penis,would you want a date? Only joking

  • Okay, so I'm guessing you use one and you get laid alot?

  • funny but made me feel redundant.

    bill

  • lol thats funney

  • im cool wit dis vid. sometimes girls want pleasure for more than 15 seconds. but i mean, come on. just call a black guy instead. ours isnt cold metal.

  • hahahaha...cold metal?...how do you think robocop got a chick for the 1st place? ahahahahahaha...

  • nice

  • what was that lol how dome can you bee

  • Yeah,.. make men redundant ffs,. grrrr,.. Vibrators/dildos should have a warning,.... "HEY GIRLS. INVOLVE MEN WITH YOUR VIBRATOR PLAY!"

    Damnit,. bloody things.

  • LMAO wow...

  • HAHAHA that's too funny... a band tho...?

    Kinda weird...

  • IMAO

  • LOL

  • i am confused...

  • me too

  • was this real? or remade?

  • I love this song... lol

  • kewl nuggets

  • Because everybody know that the best sex a woman can have, is with herself*

  • or with anouther women cause they know what they like. im not gonna bother bragging bout how good i am like most people would lol

  • you sure dont know me oO right?

  • I just JIZZED in my pants

  • ur easy to please aint ya. lolololol

  • me too

  • we seriously need commercials like this

  • Ppl asking here why She has a wooden spoon in the drawer ? Her ex-boy friend had breakfast ON HER with that..

    The guy was Like, Honey do u mind if I put some ketchup in there ? and she said ok ..

    After 5 mins she shouted and ran saying .. You bastard is that the fuckin chilli Tabasco u put in there ? I know u r mexican but this not a fuckin Burrito!! LOL!

    And from then she bought this thing.

  • I don't think I could compete with the wooden spoon lol -

  • LMAO...  nice commercial..

  • beyond lame

  • Brillant! The wooden spoon is some freaky shit! Where can i meet a girl like this?

  • LOL SHE MASTURBATES WITH THE WOODEN SPOON TOO? There's a fucking wooden spoon in the drawer as well. Ugh.

  • A cucumber? How loose is she? What next? A watermelon?

  • ahaha it makes me horny lol

  • ohh wow .

    wnt the metal feel weird ?

  • truly sad

  • How sad

  • if she doesn't want him i'll take him!

  • LOL

  • you. bitch.

  • Lmao I thought she was gonna use the cucumber at first, but oh well..

  • for spanking ^_^

  • Good question!!! Why does she have a wooden spoon in her drawer?? Anyone???

  • because she put it there? -_-'

  • Why did she choose the vibrator instead of the man? It may give you orgasms but it won't keep you warm in the nights...

  • I would have chosen the spoon.

  • lOl

  • No you, whore. |:

  • Women, they're whores.

  • Whores sleep with men. Women use vibrators because they don't need men to please themselves. You're just mad because you don't get any you 17 year old bitch.

  • You're my case and point.

  • Just shut up.

  • E RAGE

    SRS BSNS GUYS.

  • o>O

  • lol, i think this is a christian song! epic

  • The vibrator, mans only enemy

  • ROFL.

  • that's whats wrong with this world. "you're all i need"?! bullshit. if the lady would just give it up we'd have less war. don't ask me how. it just works like that.

  • the lady shouldn't have to.

  • hahaha vibrators have their own albums now?

  • misandry

  • oooooooooohhhhYYYYYYEAHHH NO STD'S AWESOME MMMMM....YEA YAY NO AIDS!! YEP VIBRATORS ARE A GOOD THING AT TIMES........

  • Ok, Me, "Manslaughter","DictatorLee" and "Pkcip" will travel back in time with my grandfathers "Relativity Time Continuim Thingy" he ripped off from Einstein in the early 1900s and stomp any fuker into submission that invented any vibrating item.If it moves, we will kill it.That includes Washers and Dryers that fukin gyrate to steal our women!

  • Rofl band promotion ftw

  • Someone should shoot the guy who invented vibrators! LOL!

  • I agree

  • lol like men dont do it.... its called a hand bro or a blow up doll or somethin else im not an expert -.-

  • lol fleshlight

  • yd i get two thumbs down im just speaking the truth i mean dont rip on girls cause they do it... lol