MADtv John Madden Happy Valentines Day

[TheShadowUltimatum2]

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V I don't know.

[dchang11]

what happened

[oagybear]

Go fuck a pony justin!

[oagybear]

Oh would you grow a pair...

[Mario64DSi]

Just Hold the wood for me,Justin 0:32,1:07,1:27,1:43,2:02,2:28

[selowe2011]

Frank Caliendo. Greatest. Ever.

[selowe2011]

mad tv > 100X > snl

[LuciferSyxxx]

YAMANASHI!

[23ACDCfan]

press 7

[ecwfaithful]

@23ACDCfan Take notes, Washington.

[saintsandwhores]

Im just used to this pain now

[topperheartramada]

1:48 he goes into an al pacino groan

[ChristopherSaindon]

"Hold the wood for me Justin... HOLD IT!!" DAWWWWWWW!!! Right in my spine!!

[Xfinity52]

"by the way its valentine's not valentime's

"GO F*** A PONY"

[canadianbaconbro]

this is basically final destination 4 rofl

[carlz2k2]

just stapled my freaking nutsack...lol

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

this is how you do it justin

[81rodeoman]

nothin says valentines day like a giant tablesaw

[cgpinata514]

"You wanna bird, there's a bir.... There's a bird"

Laugh.. my.. ass.. off xDDD

[Renfield2056]

Which of you jackasses thought it would be a good idea to build a bird house with a fricken machine gun! lol

[JerkinShit]

Maybe you should open up the butter packet!

[pecopon]

what did she say the woman at first

please someone tell me

[Doesitmatterson]

no more :(

[AndThatBoy]

how the fuck is he still alive?!

[bix411boo]

he never learns

but it is so frickin halrious

[MetalHeadJimi93]

Hold the wood for me Justin!

Whenever he says that, something bad's about to happen. XD

[xoChaoticxo]

This is one of the best skits from madtv, and this brings back the good ole memories. Thumbs UP/Favorited.

[lunareclipse0629]

It's because of this & the popcorn skit that I choke on my spit laughing everytime I hear the words "John Madden".

[Frostlich1228]

468 people decided to buy a birdhouse instead thanks to this video

[binaryphr3k]

no 1 word can explain how funny this is. LMAO

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

7 people fucked a pony.

[nickjlew]

Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter

[bringyourchainsaw]

Murry valentime's day everyone!!

[ohtengeneral]

Ace is the place, for Valentimes Day!

[TES2310]

nothin says valentime's like a giant table saw

[danielhiryu]

This was the new Paul Timberman.

[Shawn45able]

lol it just was'nt John Madden's day

[Dudeinator6599]

6 people didn't hold the wood for justin

[rachelzworld]

5 people were stapled on the nuts by a staple gun,they didint grow a pair,5 fingers cut of by a saw,got theire foot nailed by a nail gun,cut their gut with a diamon cutter,hit themselves in the back with a sledge hammer,they got a bird,got their eye stabbed out,and they fucked a pony :D merry christmas peoplez :P

[Commando303X]

I'll chime in: "Go fuck a pony, Justin!"

[AkiraRyuzn2010]

I ROFL'D throughout this entire clip.

[mexicangomez31]

Why don't we just go buy a bird house and be done with it..... you want a bird huh?!!! Here's uh!!!!!.... Here's a bird!!!! lets build a house with that you BASTARDS!!!!

[snoozer998]

"Which one of you jackasses thought it would be a good idea to build a frickin birdhouse with a machine gun." LMAO

[Menckenperson]

5 people had similar experiences

[adamtherock2008]

seriously this show kicks SNL's ass. This show is way funnier and edgier, sucks that they got canceled

[theroboman5]

hold the wood for me justin

[theroboman5]

LOL

[TheRealTaco87]

did he died?

[Alex0868]

LMAO! oh would you grow a pair.

[kingkhan1933]

AHHHHHH MY NUTSACK!!!!!!!

[kyubikyu]

would've been better if it was justin beiber at the end

[Alex0868]

@kyubikyu LOL!

[BeiberLover1998]

lol

[laurapie92]

oh my god i almost puked.

[ShaeAWG]

They should have stopped way before she yelled it lol

[PrivateMetalhead]

HOLD THE WOOD FOR ME, JUSTIN

[PiggySmallz]

MY SPINE!!!!

[A7XGroupie767]

no I'm not ok!!! i just frickin stapled my nut sack to my leg!!!!

[DragonslayerProd]

Did this sketch come before or after Will Sasso's Paul Timberman sketches? 

[WelloDaDon]

he should stick to football

[SeaDollarsBertram]

I laugh so hard i almost puke every time i watch this!!!!

[rattler706]

the death of john madden ladies and gentlemen

[Curtislinan15]

This video is hilarious! You also have to watch the popcorn popper which is also funny. I laughed 4 a very long time! Hahahahahahah

[patrickdron]

boom!

[spartan11036]

i think i know why he retired

[THECP3008]

they got the wrong hand lol

[GideeshFilms]

It's FreddieW!

[fawkthescene666]

hahah DAMN!!!

[vim92]

"wow its great...."

"mom will love it....."

[TennisCoachno1]

@vim92 sorry but surely there are better bits than that? like the entirity of the video no?

[53Spawn]

Yeah justin im fine, I JUST STAPLED MY FREAKIN NUTSACK TO MY LEG

[SmokedZone]

I watched a few of this guy's episodes alr and... When he picked that muther up and said "Barracuda Combo Drill And Staple Gun", I was almost afraid to watch...

[chatanwarrior]

lol go fuck a pony justin! lol roflmao

[heartofzorro]

Hold the wood for me Justin LMFAO I got used to this pain by now lol

[DragonWing17]

the baracudda combo drill and staple gun! >:)

[sgtsmith501]

Almost laughed myself watching this!! XD

[TheUltraFreak]

all that and not die??????

[jmk0309]

HAHAHAHAH!

[SOCIETYELEMENT]

painful to watch

[drag0nstar97]

oww!!

[GeneralAmeli0]

I am this close to walking off the set!

[fillallone]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA GENIOUS

[davidlee110]

LMAO

[playadater1]

hold the wood for me justin... HOLD IT!! lol great stuff

[dorithedog]

"jhon are you ok?"

"yeah i just stapled my friggin nutsack"

:P

[saisora1]

Go fuck a pony just

Lol haha

[johnnyA91]

Go fuck a pony justin!!!!!!

[thedoggydiva]

*staple gun triggers*

Justin:Oh my God,are you okay?!

John:Yeah Justin I'm just great! I just stapled my freakin' nut-sack!

OMFreakingG Hi-larious!

[97432561]

1:59. i am just used to this pain. LOL

[KMSison615]

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[martinmine]

LMFAO! XD

[ReveringVengeance]

lol

[MichaelJackson7852]

Lol

[Ramonesfan990]

Hold The Wood for me Justin

[jetlagsyndrome]

"..you wanna bird, huh?

here's a..

*the finger*

here's a bird!

let's build a house for that, you bastards!"

ROFL!! best line so far!

[weeeeemaaaaan666]

go fuck a pony jajajajajajajajajajajajaja lmfao

[lunei66]

His organs sure are really close to his skin lolz.

[kingofpita]

LMAO, go fuck a pony!

[arjunrajesh25]

Hold the Wood for me justin. never gets old

[tippman2k01]

@arjunrajesh25 lmfao so right...i have seen this 100 times and i still laugh my ass off....this makes me feel all better on valentimes day. lol

[alienwareguy]

the hammer pierced his eyeball at the front, but when its on the hammer its stuck on from the back

[Thr0ugHxxxStruggle]

wow its just a video

[alienwareguy]

@Thr0ugHxxxStruggle thankyou.. i am aware of this!

[Thr0ugHxxxStruggle]

then shut the fuck up

[alienwareguy]

last time i checked, the comments area was for anyone to leave a comment, but its ok, i don't take your attack on me personally... after all you're only an american!

[melojordans23]

hahha

[lightheart5]

Every time madden is about use the tools justin should say "Dont hurt yourself"

[ComicRelief17]

"Hold The Wood For Me Justin!"

[TheGas7]

go fuck a poney Justin i just lost my eyeball, my nut sack, and half of my internal organs

[TheGas7]

the hammer part was made of fail

[frost3dcupcak3s]

Hold the wood for me, Justin.

x3

[maxayuda2]

hmm sexy

[Calvatron4000]

man, this made me hurt. but still hilarious.

[Remenick]

this is the shit yo pure rich shit

[hurricanegeek]

1:54...I got quite queasy...

[jetrocketboy]

John Madden is outa control!

[zambiitheninja007oh]

this is sooo disgusting but it is hilarius

[scene363]

Isn't the saw kinda big for the job?...

Oh would you grow a pair?

[CyberMcRock]

Pffff... XD Funny Clip Ever!

5/5

[smosherx]

hilarious!

[Wilfredoallanshow777]

this is one of the most HILARIOUS clip ive everr see.!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars.

[xoChaoticxo]

one of the funniest shit EVER.

[OperationMayhem7]

this makes me laugh my ass off

[omhwwe16]

these skits remind me of will sasso as paul timberland or w/e

[E2F83]

'Go fuck a poney Justin' hahahahaha LMAOF XD

[indOSkillz]

hold the wood for me justin

[carmineglitch]

I was laughing so haard when he cut himself open i cried laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!

[MrPoty00]

i don't think he should advertise no more.

[valdak3]

they overdid it a bit but it was still hillarious AND OMFG I JUST SAW WHEN HE CUT HIMSELF OPEN!

[ribek3333]

I loved the gasps of the audience! Nice! Made it funnier! Love mADtv!!!!

[Trans4mers8456]

I almost choked on my twizzlers at this!! Mad TV is HI-LARIOUS!!!!!

[GamingElf]

Hold the wood for the Justin. LMFAO this is great

[Jesus9512]

AWESOME

[batwat]

go f**k a pony

[kazeee]

gross :(

[Durell89]

Hold the wood for me Justin!

[princessthedog01]

HOLD IT!!!!

[rockerjunk6]

just hold the wood for me lol (:

[MrKingAnce]

ya boy say he was this close to walkin off da set

[communism911]

Holy crap thats gross!!!

[NintendoGuy98]

that´s hurting the thing John Madden did

[mEgaponies]

is that frank caliendo?

[NewPoke504]

Yes

[poopybooyah]

yep, that's frank caliendo!

he played to be john madden from madtv

[TIOGITLER]

why they dont make more episode wit John Madden

[sleepyhase]

damn i remember laughing sooo hard at this i actually cried

BRING BACK MAD

[trva21]

pause at 0:01 then skip n pause at 2:45 look eww went super wrong

[trevormcdonald2]

ha i love mad tv

[jrussels]

LOL MY NUT SACK!!! HAHAHHA

[ForgottenMemoriesFM]

just hold the wood for me justin

[Molagbal38]

Famous last words

[Keeby12]

Pause At 0:36

Then Skip, And Pause At 2:50

Look How Wrong It Went

[Keeby12]

Hold the wood for me Justin

[teryork]

Go f*** a pony justin

[kyte2000]

hold the wood for me justin

[sixhuitneuftrois]

AHHAHAHAhAHA omg i love this guy

i tihnk i lost 10 lbs just watching this hahaha

[Manzona1390]

u wanna bird, huh? here's a....here's a bird. y dontcha build a house with that u bastards. lmfao!

[combine777]

lol so much blood

[thezombie65]

HAHAH Its like fuckin' saw the movie! Except hes doing it all to himself!!!

[bonhomie888]

freakin' gore

[STEVETZAG]

lol! go f*** a pony justin!

[miranda55g]

wow lol kinda funny and gross and i would be so scared if i was justin lol

[jacob51000]

WOW......

[MasterMindGMT]

I laughed so hard i fell of my chair.

5/5

[moronman6290]

i laughed so hard. video quality could be better, but still lmao watch my vids! they are great!

[jorge10928]

go fuck a pony just!!!

[jorge10928]

...in!!!!

[NJTL4EVA]

Oh my gawd,he's suicidal! o:

[Zsec14]

lol

isn't the table saw too big

Oh will you grow some pairs

[ItchyZebra]

that was so freakin messed up. lollollollol