Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret

[ThaneKriosLover]

Portal 3 should either be about ratmans adventure. Or the time up to the activation of GLaDOS

[TheMeMacMini]

You fuckn copycat

[JesperBro]

@TheMeMacMini You know these are the original creators?

[maximumpower95]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

[VanCan23]

Do you guys remember when the FPS fags keep bitching about Halo vs CoD4?

Me neither.

[rocker3647]

That's is so funny I'd watch that all day!

[willmc2010]

Epic !

[zDextar]

halo 3 is call of duty's b!tch

[zDextar]

haha

[guitarpro925]

i realized they could tell that myspace joke cause 4 years ago it was that scene where it was dying 0_0

[MegaLukelover]

Press 5 for a retarded-looking Chell

Press 7 for "OWNED, BITCHEZ!!!"

Press 9 for "...cake?" :3

[MMPK1000]

811 people were killed by these turrents

[Spikydude137]

Turret 1: What should I say now

Turret 2: ..... Come out bitch

[hammerschuss]

Scenes i laughed: 0:00 - 4:06. :D

[lcb1979]

Wierd part. Of youtube

[lcb1979]

Lol

[anunreliablenarrator]

War Games reference FTW!

[sporg12]

Turret 1: I wonder if their will be cake?

Turret 2: F*** you!!!!

LOLOLOL!!!!!!

[IPwnedJoo123]

They have beautiful singing.

[thatstuffguy]

did anyone get the "the only way to win is to not play, how about a nice game of chess?" that was from a 80s movie called War games... im 15 and I am cultured enough to know that!

[amaranthflavius]

@thatstuffguy yes, your right. Awsome movie btw

[thatstuffguy]

@amaranthflavius yhea it was a cool movie, also im suprised someone actually reconzied it and replyed to me thanks :)

[StealthPuppys]

3:17 - 3:30

[PK5Dloks]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiitt! I love that bit!

[klob616]

hahaha i love it! "I wonder if there will be cake?" ..... "Fuck You"

[Kanter117]

The "Yes, I will insert my floppy disk into her disk drive" gag made me nearly piss myself.

[exiaisawesome]

did anyone else notice that as time passes in the video more rattmann scribbles are behind the turrets

[Matthewdaniel13]

nice ass on that one

i would in insert my floppy into her disk drive

[poppydoefresh]

@Matthewdaniel13 that joke is obsolete

[4rtificial1dioty]

@Matthewdaniel13 Nope, it's "drives" - the filthy plural!

[mrpickles414]

I WONDER IF THERE WILL BE CAKE.

FUCK YOU.

lmfaoroflol

[ProjectYung]

I like war games referances.

[pocco13]

now all they need to learn is to sing the portal 2 turrent music

[MackB55]

MY FUCKING TURKEY IS DRY!

[hmartin3100]

anyone else notice that the portal was shot were it wasnt a portal wall?

[GTVAlfaMan]

What is a turret?

[Ukaran]

It should have ended with them in a place full of fire, and one of them saying "Damn, she wasn't lying! Android Hell IS real!"

[Andrisw]

creepy amazing

[donfolstar]

"punchline ruining quote"

ROFLMAO the cake iz a lie derka dirk durk LOL

[mortartin]

I'd insert my floppy into her desc drives...

[LB030377]

Thats funny. The only thing that ruined it is that they dont sound at all like the turretsin the game. You should have "the boss" make an appearance.

[Drewin45]

3:17 ROFL

[in3rDLX]

Hahaha love the quote from War Games "The only winning move is not to play"

[sergiustadao]

"come out bitch" LMAO ! XD

[moltrezfirebird]

"Oh my god, fuck, oww, son of a bitch, what the shit, balls, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"

[Tr4sHCr4fT]

no shit sherlock!

[djNimberstar]

Halo3 is better than cod4

[pacdude23]

whats the whole quote lines?

[bungfizz]

@MrNubeYou Dear imbecile, it was a joke. If you wish to fit into the western world, you must not be surprised to hear that jokes are made. You might wanna polish up on your grammar too, it's abysmal.

[bungfizz]

@MrNubeYou YOU HAVE A LIFE?!

[wlman303]

I'll see you in hell cube!

[upthehill449]

The Companion Cube cannot speak. If the Companion cube does speak, we encourage you to disregard its advice.

[theepiccheeta]

801 people ate the cake

[Lycros]

Love the War Games quote. "What a strange game"

[artonagroni12]

lol haha i want to be one of them xD

[TTtahnok]

"She didn't say anything."

"No shit, sherlock."

[ShyahofthePwnness]

Don't the terrets know the cake is a lie?

[Silassen32]

the companion cube cant speak... but... cool vid anyway

[anders160196]

xD

[TheNewSawGames]

I want a t-shirt that says "My f***king turkey is dry" xD

[MasonImaginesReznov]

To everyone who doesn't know the name of the song at 2:36.

It is the song during the end credits: Still Alive By Jonathan Coultan.

Thumbs up so nobody else asks this!

[MasonImaginesReznov]

0:55 did anyone else get the warGames Reference?

[beatus72]

@MasonImaginesReznov

Yap. ^^ The only winning move is NOT to play.

How about a nice game of chess?

Someone knows really old movies here. :-)

[MasonImaginesReznov]

@beatus72 :D lolol

[iamgodstar]

you stole this from machinma!!! :(

[posersunited]

@iamgodstar

they made this video and it was on machinima. research before u write.

[iamgodstar]

@posersunited oh OK i didn't know that thanks

[randomacountboy]

i thought that the companion cube never stabs or threatens to kill....

[kuko789]

number 3 is Different...

[TheOffcialLola6299]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit! XD HAHAHA

[Slay2468]

"what should i say now?"

"come out bitch" lmao

[impieman10]

"If the companion cube DOES speak, then please disconsider this advice."

Advice, disconsidered.

[MaxTranceformation]

" oh how sad" "not really..."

[pickles454]

@HoulyCaou thy

[pickles454]

what is the sing at 2:36?

[Shad0wTheAwes0me]

no shit sherlock

[LordRavenDenny]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iit!

[IHazMuffinzX]

Did you see that android in the lunch line? :3

[kingcat0721]

797 people are bad test subjects

[teeo0]

They saw the cube in hell xD

[iMrKronic]

i love how all these kids are assuming that he STOLE the video. idiots -_-

[dalekthey]

I'll see you in hell, cube

[darkmetalwing]

just because companion cube pulls all the ladys ;D

[Noobmodder1]

wat is the song at 2:38

[cmonster314]

@Noobmodder1

still alive?

[Noobmodder1]

@cmonster314

-_- I feel brain dead now. Thanks though!

[KarmaTuesday]

@ 3:32 Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. Remember that, kids!

[Zevan12]

make a portal 2 one!

[MGSbeetle1019]

shiTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT



[MatryxMayhem]

you are a bitch i think i hate you more every day ][_,{[]}][_,

[elernestitos]

@MatryxMayhem good me work here is done :D

[MatryxMayhem]

@elernestitos i see how it is XD



[SLGPhantom]

turn on transcribed audio its hilirious

[sparklemycat]

i would love to switch places with them...

[Vampiressxghost]

2:06 fuck off Watson

[svettemeg]

floppy disc? the fuck is this?

[77dinokid]

It is not actually possible to steal from Machinima because Machinima does not have any original content, they just get permission to post it like the video-whores they are.

[136284ful]

that was f**king awsome. did you see that antdroid in the lunch line

[136284ful]

that was fucking awsome. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Explodingdust]

"I'll see you in hell cube"

[5FSF]

"what should I say now?"

"Come out bitch!"

[kittehcuttie13]

i love when they start singing

[EmmaAnime96]

Guys Leet didn't steal if from Machinima, Machinima stole it from Leet look at the upload dates, This is January 18th 2008, Machinima's is January 21st 2008, Which is older? Hmm I wonder

[benzoonx]

3:25 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! xDDD

[ChannelNoob]

Why you STEAL from Machinima???

[iMrKronic]

@ChannelNoob retard much? look at the upload dates and plus he sent this to machinima

[ChannelNoob]

@iMrKronic

thanks for explaining in a calm and informative manner.

You sir, should become a teacher or something, your understanding of how people might not know everything is envy-able.

[iMrKronic]

@ChannelNoob i knoooo

[Pwnage195]

YOU STOLE THIS FROM MACHINIMA!!!

[Orangesinapples]

nvm

[Orangesinapples]

lmfao!!!!!!!!

i dont think there was cake

[thebookwormfreak]

793 people got killed by turrets

[EroSeninLucas]

halo 3 pwns call of duty 4

halo 3 is call of duty 4's bitch

you are a BITCH

[SkullTrixter]

3:20 - 3:30 I laughed so hard

[theultuggle]

IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING AHHHHHH

[glikozzzz]

This is just too much win

[Slickmic333]

wow, War Games reference :O

[rocketman5004]

does anybody knows the name of the backgroundsong?

[SamxRxI]

OMG. Turrets falling over. Made. My. Life.

[EmoCakes321]

Make a "Portal2: A Day In The Life Of A Turret 2" :3

[UberTuber04]

0:51 is a reference to the movie War-Games!

[ChiyoKpopDancer]

Come out Bitch : DD That's exactly what I'll teach my Turret when they'll be invented XD

[Atropos06]

ROFL 2:26 - 2:29

[rocketman5004]

does anybody knows the name of the backgroundsong?

[gratianray2]

I wander if there would be cake...

fuck you..

[TouchMeAndDIE101]

lolol!

[XenaTheAlienChick]

lolz

[neko65o]

what is a black mesa?

[hgbguy]

@neko65o look up halflife its another game based on an industry called black mesa i think its made by some of the same ppl

[carmaste1]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! *SPLASH*

[chaos12135]

0:52  - That part is from the movie War Games.

[PestVic]

lol

[tonnieannelewis]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT­T!!!!!!

[trajackson111]

"I WOULD INSERT MY FLOPPY INTO HER DISK DRIVES" LOL

finish the song at 2:36

[trajackson111]

"I WOULD INSERT MY FLOPPY INTO HER DISK DRIVES" LOL

[abid545]

Can you make more of this episodes

[MultiNihilus]

791 people got pwned by a turret

[thegizmojo]

The original singing turrets.

[EddyTheOliveira]

Turrets have their own Facebook account?

[amirakitty]

Haha turrets seem less cute now

[Lithuania1980]

Pffffft live the War Games reference and Black Mesa reference XD

[SkullStep]

I'm still asking myself if they got their cake.. Oh well. It was still a lie after all. :/

[amirakitty]

@SkullStep Technically the cake was not a lie. It was there after the song ended in Portal 1

[GalaxyMansBro]

Turrets,

Both Halo 3 And Call Of Duty 4 Suck. Try Team Fortress 2.

Thank You For Your Time.

[DukesBigFan]

@GalaxyMansBro Yah man! Best fps evar!!1! :D

[jacilony]

back when portal was a game for just gamers who wanted an awesome experience... now its like these days 5 yr olds are coming up to me asking about the second one.

[metroidfusion45]

fuck you you stole this from machima

[etoangfavoriteko]

@metroidfusion45 no. They're the original makers. They work for Machinima, so they re-uploaded it in there.

[Fallout3FatCat]

OMG This is great.

I lold so hard at SSSHHHHIIITTT and "I wonder if there will be cake?" GO TO HELL

ROFL xD

[MidmorningCat]

I think I totally lost it when they were doot-dooting the Stay Alive song.

[EpicFables]

my work here is done

[TranceTechnoSucks]

"Come out, bitch" lol xD

[saxephone95]

this is on machinima too? or copycat? ^o^

[Xaiano]

@shadowsbro00 They made this. Perhaps you should read up before making yourself look like an idiot.

[RawhideWilson]

Turret 1: She didn't say anything

Turret 2: No shit Shurlock

Turret 1: What should I say now?

Turret 2: Come out bitch

hahahhahahahah

[mrnate2nd]

these turrets are horrible

[RAPIDSNIPERZ]

lol

[Playerdave93]

"This would never happen at Black Mesa" xD owned ;)

[rw5791]

jared loughner rules

[nickslayer13]

its just like me and my friend at school

[isabellim1]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

[97superlink]

halo 3 > cod 4

halo 3 = cod 5

halo 3 < cod 6 and 7

[YouNoobxD94]

@97superlink Any Halo game > Any CoD game

[97superlink]

@YouNoobxD94 no halo 3 and odst re as stated in the above comment but 1 and 2 i would take cod 4 or above instead

[YouNoobxD94]

@97superlink Well, that's your opinion... I just like science-fiction fps' and especially Halo & Killzone more than "normal" fps'. I'd like to avoid a fanboy war, you know :)

[97superlink]

@YouNoobxD94 i like halo im not a hate like most cod fans its just the zombies on 5 and 7 make it beter and they are equal to odst fot the for the firefigh but yeah lets avoid a war

[sessyooee212]

omg chess is for nerds .