BAD WORDS

[sammadang]

PRAISE THE FUCK !!!!

[KittenKoder]

When a guy gets called a pussy, reply "thanks anyways, but I'm not interested."

[SmileyPsycho1]

haha. dude how the (beiber) tall are you?!?!?!?!

[reddeadfan98]

send this video to katy perry

[LoLFlail]

"assholes are quite beautiful and versatile" ROOOOOOFL

[NerdProGames]

who knew that he actually had legs. i always thought he was a floating torso.

[nubnuber]

Curmudgeonly :)

[soundslave]

Assholes are an exit to me. Never understood why a guy would want shit on his dick.

[14sJakeB190]

@soundslave That's why she takes a shit and cleans it out before you go in. You still might get some granules and a smell though. But you just wash off.

[goppel1]

doesn't motherfucker mean you fucked your own mother?

[sarahisaverageful]

fuck is why we're here lolololol

fuck, i'd say, is a bad word because the church took all that was in the "pagan" religions of the time, and declared them bad. ancient religions of that time saw fucking as something that was beautiful and natural, and the church turned it around and called it bad so that they could gain credibility. same with homosexuality, nakedness, etc, etc...

[neoman121]

Thanks for this video ma bitch (aka, man) :) I hate it when people say that a word is bad, stupidly pathetic...

[miinouche36]

You would love French Canadian's swears.

We use religious words as swearing because the French Canadians got manipulated by the christian church and rebelled against the hold that religion had on them. They were coercing women into having as many babies as they could, making sure they did not use birth control, keeping us ignorant, etc.

We use terms like Christ pronounced Criss (Christ), Câlisse (Chalice), Tabarnac (Tabernacle), etc.

Our swears can be verbs, nouns or adjectives too!

[paintch3ck]

I LOVE THIS GUY. he has so many good points

[ChemHandbook]

LMAO, half way through the intro an ad came up promoting Scientology.

[princeaizen]

@ChemHandbook Oh thank whatever ...I thought was the only one seeing it...I was starting to think about converting

[DasherFlame9]

@Bllackguard666 Though that etymology of the word is actually a myth. Fuck is more likely derived from the Anglo-Saxon "focian," which has the modern German equivalent in the verb "ficken." It's also possible it comes from the Latin "futuere." Not to say it's a bad thing, but that whole thing about fuck being an acronym for Fornication Under Consent of the King is an urban legend.

[MrMetallidude]

"Madonna!!"

lol

[TheAgonistfan]

HAHAHAHAH Nickleback xD

[flamingacdc1]

if you look at it from a grammatical point of view it isn't a bad word at all. Christians just want something to bitch about

[SKAPANKMAN]

fcc= fagy christian cunts

[NuMbEnCoRe1226]

@SKAPANKMAN lmao

[Chayraz2]

0:00 Or maybe it's no one's story, and someone is just playing a hyper advanced version of civilisation.

[Bllackguard666]

F.U.C.K. Fornication Under Consent of the King. Fuck isn't bad, it means sex. I've tried to explain this, myself.

[TheShotgunfun101]

Ahhhh my ribs XD

[ShinyFox999]

Son of a bieber! 

[D100J]

you want your mother to cheat on your father?

you want to fuck your mother?

that's the thing i think when i hear the word "motherfucker" and it's not nice to think about it

[AKwheeler907]

AH NICKELBACK! lol

[Jimbo386000]

The most interesting word in the english language today is the word 'fuck'... :D

[AstroMen2911]

LOL, if anyone ever tells me that they fucked my mother I would say: "Then pay me child support you dead beat dad."

[JackieBlades]

Drag fuck through the mud..LMAO!!!!

[vgcorretjer]

why you didn't use SHIT?? thats another good example for your video!! BTW, the part between 3:58-4:20 is so hilarious!! I laughed so hard!! You know that, i'm gonna start cursing with bad musicians as well. Jaja

[lazerbeam134]

@vgcorretjer It would be hard to describe shit as a good thing I think.

[master777999]

I knew you were gonna say Nickelback the second that scene started! haha I love you man.

[oldschoolhustla]

in other cultures and languages the bad words are mainly pertaining to religion...makes sense.

[mestarilapsi]

Funny, because it's kind of legit in Italy's standards to say "Madonna!" when you hit your knee on a couch because it's the same as "Mamma mia!"

[falaqdad15]

Thank you.

[WAFFLELOVER921]

i don't believe in the fact that some words are deemed taboo or shouldn't be said or written. WORDS ARE THERE TO EXPRESS AND COMMUNICATE NOT TO BE REPRESSED. WHO SAID THAT FUCK SHIT AND BITCH SHOULD BE "BAD WORDS"? THAT'S RIGHT, OUR FUCKED UP SOCIETY WHICH CREATED THEM?

[SuperFlameRing]

Aw yiff this yiffin' shit, motheryiffer. Go yiff yourself.

[DisturbedZelda]

Nickleback does suck balls

[Tomate1410]

Balls are not in your body because of temperature issues, spermatozoids are very sensitive to temperature and therefore need less temperature changes than the ones your body goes through... Being in an external sack keeps them segregated from your body's temperature changes.

[Koilmash]

@Tomate1410 Yeah,I think I would rather ahve whatever you siad happen than have a glowing red weak spot were one kick/punch/poke/kit ten sneeze would leave me on the ground cryin.

[thewolfscientist]

@HighPriceComedy is a fucking genius.

[KiDCuDi802]

you remind me of seth rogan

[mdcowboy15]

I actually like Katy Perry... *shrugs*

[danceisfun43]

@mdcowboy15 *gasps*

[mdcowboy15]

@danceisfun43 I think she has a nice voice, and the catchy, simple, songs work well for parties. I tend to be more of techno, rap, and classic rock fan, in general.

[danceisfun43]

@mdcowboy15 she's not that bad actually,I guess i just expected "something more" since she's that famous

[buzzy0016]

@mdcowboy15 Pussy.

[mdcowboy15]

@buzzy0016 Pussy is nice, isn't it? Tasty.

[danceisfun43]

@mdcowboy15 tasty,ah the fuck are you a canibal of female genitalia?

[RedTV8888]

@mdcowboy15 then get the nickelback out of here you beiber

[mdcowboy15]

@RedTV8888 XD

[Numb3rkid]

Haha you will find in europe swearing on TV is becoming more accepted. We are reaching the point where only the most "hated" words are not allowed outright (eg cunt). It's funny if somebody says "I fucked your mother" I respond "well done she's so fat even my dad wont anymore." A swear word to me is just another word, most of them exsist out of an english rebellion to the french occupation during angalo saxon times you know.

[ShadowTheSoulless]

THAT HURT LIKE A KATTY PERRY SINGLE!!!

[TheMaximus360]

0:49 because it fucking hurts!

[GiveEmHellMCR]

Mothers dont HAVE to get fucked to have kids. I was conceived via IVF, therefore i dont have to imagine the day i became me as a traumatising graphic image. Just a lab.

[RoiReiT]

He talks just like Ted Mosby.

[coysraye3]

I completely and totally agree with this and have been asking myself and other ppl these same questions...

[Flawrey]

MM NICKELBACK!! haha i cracked up at that one

[InSingularity]

Madonna was actually good back in her day

[TheDinocam]

press 4 for one of my favorite things in the world

[mewtwo711]

Assholes being versatile.. 1guy1jar much?

[T3hRedSkullNinja]

hey mr amazing person i proved god exists in my video still waiting for your response

[ISteppedInDub]

how did i know the first thing you were gonna say as an alternative to cussing would be nickleback?

[jasontodd333]

it's negative, cos if you're constantly spewing shit, you're an asshole

[reishvedaur]

mmmm tell me more about what we should do to fuck.

[sleeeep125]

I always thought MotherF******* was a bad word and and insult because it implies that you've had sexual relations wit your own mother. ,';-/

[ssarryo]

I say shit when bad shit happens. Lol.

[eggroll9000]

Pussies are called pussies because the people who own them are usually rather sensitive. That makes sense to me.

And balls are on the outside because if they were in your body, your sperm would get fried. :P

[TheJazuma]

he is so fucking tall

[Shishkaraz]

Vagina comes from the Latin root meaning "sheathe for a sword". However, the meaning of cunt is "beautiful wedge". How is cunt arguably the worst swear word in the book, when it has the least offensive meaning to women?

[MuslimGoku]

motherfuckers are people who fuck their moms

and fuck means a king's letting someone rape someone or just have sex in general

[ZakobYoa]

@MuslimGoku motherfucker is someone who fucks someone else's mom and the word 'fuck' does not come from that bullshit king story, it DOESN'T

[MuslimGoku]

@ZakobYoa what can I say man? fail idiot is fail idiot

[F3udF1st]

You're absolutely right about the ball thing. A genlte tap, gentle enough to make you doubt whether or not it will hurt, will fucking hurt. Whilst a swift kick to the bollocks in another situation won't hurt more than just a regular kick.

Teh irony!

[Camacho035]

Oh, middle age, my friends, middle age...

[pib712thesecond]

why do you keep saying "fock" and what does it mean?

/brit

[jameskapo]

@pib712thesecond fuck

[AnimeJunkey71]

So the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see. They try to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me.

[JackHails]

you're hot

[jameskapo]

@JackHails who made me wanna barf

[gnome1chomsky]

Actually "fuck" is from an old Scandinavian word "fokka/fukka" meaning copulate or beat. English contains loads of Norse loanwords from the Vikings, which you can see in other languages; the Germans say "ficken" even today.

[MediocreCinema]

Balls are on the outside of the body because It's at the optimum sperm creating temperature out there.

[bigfatbagsausage]

actually, fuck comes from an irish police charg for sex on the street meaning; Found under carnal knowlege.

[malikanbar]

Down with Katy Perry, LONG LIVE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[abridgedfan9578]

Well actually balls are on the outside because its cooler than the body temperature inside the body because sperm is produced faster in cooler temperatures. - Health class.

[MrRowan13]

FUCK=

Fornicating Under Consent of the King.

LOL :D

[JamieIsHyper]

NICKELBACK

[bossmonkeykj]

Mr. Fat Atheist: if you haven't already, check out Stephen Fry's show Planet Word. He has a whole episode on curse words in different cultures, how they always exist, and how they always tend to be based on the same things - sex or the scatological, since those images are the most universally and viscerally negative. Fry even makes the same point you do about fuck being a bizarre swear word, based on something borne of love and responsible for the propagation of our species

[missendofeverything]

I think asshole is an appropriate term for someone who constantly spouts utter shit.

[rossiphil]

just have to press 5 :D

[nuberiffic]

that hurt like a katy perry single!

[woahXgirl94]

AWHHH NICKLEBACK.

[pdmayton]

This guy is a moron. I agree with his conclusion, but not his arguments. Also, I've seen other videos of his where he uses the word 'inherent'. He obviously has no idea when to use this word correctly. He is just a moron with a loud mouth.

[ProfeshenulRedneck]

@pdmayton yeah i agree he wasn't good at convincing me to curse. this was actually discouraging me to curse, and I curse A LOT.

[kewltyler44]

@pdmayton thats most atheists for ya imo.

[connerjd]

The only reason that they are bad words isbecause society brainwashes people into thinking that they are.

[MikeeBimmerman]

@connerjd  - Ex-fucking-zactly!!!

[connerjd]

@MikeeBimmerman There are worse words that fuck. By worse, I don't mean what people consider to be bad words.

[TheRiley79]

I dont really get why all the idiots below me are making bad banana jokes..... its not even funny....

[IMiPodTouchy]

Oh the banana irony :) :)

[lordabbrakify]

Pussy is not a bad word, it comes from the word pusillanimous which means cowardly or faint-hearted.

[Cbr0Rider]

@lordabbrakify correct.

[protossenslaver]

@lordabbrakify

I used to think that too, but I'm pretty sure that isn't the case, merely a coincidence.

[maynardfangirl]

@lordabbrakify I didn't know that! That's awesome!

[buzzy0016]

@lordabbrakify It's a bad word then.

[HighPriceComedy]

@lordabbrakify in slang means vagina

[NationalLibertarian]

Banana is a bad word.

[fwoqma]

Heh, he's glorifying the asshole

And he sticks bananas up his ass.

[AVB40000]

Banana



[xXCrimsonVirtueXx]

The headphones fell out when you said "balls are weak"

[FireFightWrestling]

FUCK ASSHOLE DICK PUSSY! TAKE THAT FCC! THIS IS YOUTUBE! YOU DON'T CONTROL ME! NA NA NA NA NA NA!

[parazit43v3r]

*hits leg*

SON OF A BEIBER!

[Meetretvets]

@parazit43v3r rofl

[holypie987]

@parazit43v3r STOP COMPLAINING PIECE OF REBECCA BLACK!

[GABaTRONify]

I think I'm in love...

[juiceweaselism]

Does anyone of you guys know the song at the end?

[PsychopathUltimate]

We regard these words as bad because heritage tells us to. Religion taught our parents or otherwise relatives that sex is a thing that should be restrained and that the use of words that refer to them should, by extension, be restrained as well because the use of those words imply indulgence to the act regardless of actually engaging in said act.

[KoRnKrazed91]

he reminds me of George Carlin talking about the bad words

[JackstaVB]

press 5 for pussy

[punkrocker539]

when you said bad musicians...in my thoughts: *justin bieber*

[POCTOperson36]

Don't forget jackass, or damn.

[deadlygas1]

if i ever get in trouble at school for cussing im showing my principal this video xD

[lookingglasswolf]

ALL of our mothers got fucked. LMAO.

[baldoschennel]

JUST A LITTLE EUW! :D

[HOTTTLIKESUN]

its cuz our generation today is backwards ..... 

[CybreWaste]

The word pussy actually comes from pusillanimous, which means "Showing a lack of courage or determination; timid."

[cooperTroopa1]

AHHH RANDY NEWMAN!!!

[neko9]

Epic truth.

[TheGuilleSuit]

AHHH

you hit me in my Justin Biebers! XD

[POOPdudeEX]

im catholic and i agree with everything this guy says

[PersonalJesus97]

AUGH NICKELBACK!!

[ROCKSTAR28337]

TJ do u look inside my head cuz i have agreed with every thing u have said so far

[husky7876]

@ROCKSTAR28337 but he's the only one that has the guys to speak

[Terra1311]

Actually TJ the word pussy in an insultive term comes from the word pussy-cat where people used to call weak and frightened people scardy cat now its evolved to "pussy"

[awkwardbychoice]

No Shawn Desman I don't know what "this" is.

[EatCrazyNoodles]

I love you.

[Johnnybravo60025]

Most of it was good, but the part about the pussy/balls was stolen

[FKProds]

@Johnnybravo60025 He may be doing this for entertainment but it's not just meant to be some show or talent he has. The fact he uses pre-made analogies and outside knowledge just makes his point stronger.

[maroonsurreal]

AHAHAHAHA. ohmygod "Ugh, Madonna." XDDDDDDD

[everynamestaken123]

I love modern philosophy.

[IMB2U]

George Carlin says "hi"

[yukomono1]

@IMB2U i love you

[Poweriffic]

Motherfucker - I would not really like to be told that I have sexual intercourse with my mother, kinda wrong

[OnateDario]

I was expecting Nickelback. Was not disappointed.

[fretenborough]

haha he is like a cross between louis c.k and george carlin, sooo epic!

[TheDumplingz]

PUSSY IS NAMED AFTER A CAT AS IN SCARDY CAT NOT THE VAGINA

[BrandurJustinussen]

Poor fuck :'c

[koylezz]

HAHAHAHAHAH 

[TheSickness14]

You use the Laci Green angle...

[TheSickness14]

That rental is unavialibe in my country

[L123xfu]

3:32

[L123xfu]

lolol

[Draginvry2]

Ow! Madonna

[luciusfluff]

I see what you did here and this is amazing. :D

[aksdal11]

This man for president!

[xy2z1997]

@aksdal11 That'd be so ridiculously helpful to the world.

[LudwigTheRuthles]

How do you stub your toe when you, have shoes on?

[naturalistmind]

i would say that our culture uses sexual terms as bad,bad words is because of the fucked up religions that say that sex is the worst thing since the devil, whatever "Your" devil might be.....mine is religion, but then again im the minority still, at least i think this guy agrees with me though. Actually for the "popular" religions, e.g islam, chritianity, judaism, sex is the worst thing since humand thinking for themselves. Just my two cents, why the fuck does giving "my 2 cents" mean anything?

[gr33nman]

Apparently freely peppering your discourse with profanity lends credibility to any argument and certifies largeness of gender parts. Frankly, using profanity for every adjective is less effective than when used sparingly as punctuation. Overuse shows lack of creative spontaneous style. Soon, those same beautiful words assume power equal to the all-mighty "uh", "ya-know" and "like". Why use your mouth to shit when you could use your ass like a real man?

[guhbnu]

I FUCKED YOU MOTHERRRRRRRR!!!!

TJ: WELL... I HOPE SHE ENJOYED IT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[LuxConcordiae]

Curse words makes no sense dude.

For example, I'm an Atheist, but, I say "JESUS CHRIST".

[MrBBrookZz]

this dude need his own show and go main stream. that would change the world forever and this dude would be making millions. ILLUMINATI, JOIN THEM AND THEN RECRUIT ME!! PLEASE

[clutchmc22]

You should do stand up



[froggymicwop]

pussies aren't even weak. they pass babies for chrissake.

[ulkord]

@froggymicwop so how are they strong then? doesnt make sense

[froggymicwop]

@ulkord you know of any other body part that can do that?

[ulkord]

@froggymicwop well no but how would this make a bodypart strong? your legs are way stronger. even your biceps

[froggymicwop]

@ulkord because it can be RIPPED THE FUCK OPEN and completely heal. wow you're right what a weak body part.