The Captain is Back

[nimedhel09]

OOOOOOOOOh! It would be so awesome to have the Captain back!

[mnsc410]

you're still too hot to be a retard. even if you were really like that i'd still tap it

[CrazyAboutSims2]

you should bring back the captain :) 

[Bearies1]

whajtak sad iajwdfishjdeklfja jdiafjheiuhfrshjfn ahudj ksn ajks best speach ever

[Kagoma381]

yes "captain" im cool like that too!!! dawg!!!!

[TheDannymod]

you are so random! haha

[buddha420christ]

OH WOW.... this is too funny

[julyane4]

awsome

[MysticFartingWorm]

do a pregnant captain!!!!! pretty please

[sophie565]

you need to do more silly stuff karen.

the captain is like part of you.

show us other parts of you!

xxxx

[franzyland]

Hey! You closed your captain channel?

[PinPineryy]

I wish spricket would go back to doing more of this because its totally awesome :)

[kani92]

I LOVE THE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS! 1:31, do you always eat the products you are showing us?? haha, funny funny funny.

[andreous7]

Thank the heavens your back to normal. I missed you.

:-)

[chickenheadz77]

now that shit is funny... i LOVED it!

[AgentSmith31]

Oh man that laugh is too much. Please more captain.

[theamazingstickboy]

wrestling a snake?? SO FUNNY LOL HAHAHAHA

[kakak00l]

i love your dancing

[hashingtonwoliday]

girls*

[hashingtonwoliday]

this girls is bananas.

[potpagan]

Loved this. haha You are The Captain! Woo hoo. :P

[MegzHere]

omg stop it at 1.57

[emochick109m]

pause it at 1:08. I nearly wet my pants!

I luv you karen!!!

[professor88p]

I miss the captain, bring her back again..Please.

[MikeWysong]

I also miss the captian.

MOAR Please?

[EllionVcall]

I repeted the restle life 4 times ...I coulnd't stop laughing..but them my mom came and told me to shut up...oh well coolio

[bandersnatch762]

"Mighty hammer of pain and agony" is that like the "Sodering iron of justice"?

[SystemRejected]

How sick is it that I find the little girl look with the pigtails hotter then her normal look

[kingofqwerty]

You're a total perv, but I understand you :p

[ipwnakatsuki]

u sound shelly from south park.....

[JennieTot]

U rock.. and we have the same birthday! WOWSA!

haha.

[maxpayne999]

wow i love u karen :)

[mira890]

wth lol

[loserofjune]

lol that laugh is the best =]

[addisonandamber]

again....GREAT dancing!  ha.

[crainxyz]

why some guy hasn't scooped you up yet it beyond me

[BlkSerialKilla]

ouch :E

[brich90]

Check Long John Silvers for a hat.

Those are real captain hats they give away.

I swear.

[trippiano]

The Captain needs more love. Pure genius, Karen. Someday, we will make a movie with this character. Watch. I'm serious. ;>)

[QuarksAreStrange]

Cheap captain's hat, only 4.99 plus shipping on ebay. Grap a piece of that action you chexy dork : )

[cuntysack]

i was fucking shitting my pants at the snake wrestling part..funniest thing ive ever seen!

[proffmongo]

leave your brother alone!! stop beating up stan!!!! he's only a fourth grader for God's sake!!!

[smokeWeedNmaintain]

id hit it

[EktohSplash]

you're a good actress

[tjh1127]

ebay search : captains hat, i did it for you but im not allowed to post links ...tehehehehehhe sshhhhhhuuuhhhhh...TJ

[bochoa2]

See now this is what you get for trolling Youtube at 2am..... I gave it 5 stars but man I wonder if I would have sober... :D

[fairypixie]

i love the captain. shes amazing.

[graphsas]

Girl, you're a very Versatile actress!

Congratulations! :)

[graphsas]

Girl, you're a very Versatile actress!

Congratulations! :)

[annaBANANA7890]

umm, that was scary, yet funny. lol

[majestia19]

Have you tried The Captain's Hat Store? They have everything.

[watrloggd1]

YES!!! The captain is back!!!!

[rcaston19]

I like the laugh at 1:48

[Jayder845]

The Captain, like she rocksh

I, am like your biggesht fan!

[Dynamiteskillsx]

i made a video i tried posting as a response...someone says hi to ur buddy the captain

[distolfink123]

ha...nice

[edchaos2]

great vid.. lmaof...

[pzottolo]

Just when I thought I'd never see the Captain again :)

[binkyboodles]

Karen, you are in undiscovered territory. SCTV could have used you! (-:

[XxbestofthebestxX]

You should have been on snakes on a plane lol.

[fozgatez]

lol@this damn you are retarded

[TheRefisBlind]

What is up with the "over"wear lol This video was...odd but that is a tipical Keren video. Nice impersonation of a nerd with braces that wears their underwear outside there close lol.

[olppa1]

You clearly have problems, accept help and let jesus inside of you. I can be one. \o_

[jervistech]

Well, Ms. Captain, I'm flattered. You should've said something earlier, as I'm seeing someone at the moment. Maybe if you take off those clothes and show us what's udnerneath, I might change my mind.

[RaFfRaFf322]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. here are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading this

put this on 4 videos comments,within 15 mins,if u do,sum one u love will suprise u sum how!!if u dont u will lose ur love!!-sorry

[slipangle7]

Hi... my name's Mo. You must be my long lost buddy Ron! You're better looking than I remember.

[plan7a]

Captain Orange, maybe you should hang around the docks and then maybe you could get a real Captain's hat there? Ask Spricket24 for some advice on how to get there...? R.

[justawatcher46]

haha! great vid. i think somebody through your window seen you dancing like that.

[ckletter]

Karate chop, very nice. High Five!

[ckletter]

I think the paint fumes are making you a less lucid... and I love it. I wanna have your baby.

[Zea107]

I know it now - Stan's sister. What's her name.. Shirley? Something like that :>

[rabbit645]

u can wrestle with my snake anyday

[kiddsock]

U do that all toooo well.

[jumpzzz]

why are you so cool. lol

[jackamide]

Karen... is this your name? Anyway... you are mad and I'll try to avoid you at 777. Get well soon.

[amnesiablonde]

Lol, you are such a goof! You sound amazingly like Shelley from South Park.

[pleeezeeatme]

Bingo!

[creamofcardstv]

I like your video clip and have rated it as awesome. Do you have a famous ancestor? If so, you might be interested in my latest video clip.

[acameronjackson]

Very funny and entertaining, Karen. Hi again.

[FrankiFairy]

so are you actually a geek who plays a "normal" person...or a "normal" person who plays a geek?

both extremely convincing.

[mutualfunmanager]

I want to pull those pig tails while giving this geek gurl a good mount.

[clemme81]

So next time it will be Hammer sharks ?

- What should we do without the captain :o)

[Rozom]

I absolutely love the comment "It's only a hammer... so.... don't be afraid!"

Priceless.

[darkthanos]

Captain you have the sexiest laugh on YouTube sslkhehehehehehehee :)

[RavenFilms]

dork-o-riffic!

[mankyfox]

I'm gonna turn that laugh into a ringtone

[surimaribo24]

this is the affects when womans dun get enough sex ... get a man u stupid bitch

[SupaDupaFlyGirl]

your a rude person.

you try getting a life

[GaDoii]

women arent funny

and neither are you

[infinitepossibility]

HaHa, you play a convincing geek.

[vesper8]

hot damn.. marry me??

[KenTheRoller]

BEEP! BEEP! The short bus is waiting outside for you.

[Jeffamite]

Uhhheheheheheh

LMAO

i love this

good job

[ebrown405]

You ate the lipstick! Hahahahaha. Love the snakes because you're certainly a charmer! ;P

The Captain should make an exercise video! *snicker* ;)  C'ya...

[dapoop]

Oh man! Now I gotta' figure out how to clean the spittle off the inside of my monitor screen.

[jimmyjimjimjoebob]

The intro is ftw!!!1!!!!11

[PaulsTube]

I have a job interview this week, and I'm really scared that for no good reason, I'm gonna laugh like the Captain during the evaluation. Long live the Captain and all your extremely LOUD music montages! Makes me DANCE like a freak!

[phil123468]

GET YOUR GEAR OFF !

[CanOfSpam]

I am disapointed in spricket....you used to be fun, but now you have jumped in the same banwaggon as everyone else here in YouTube....making a character.

It was much more fun watching you just talk and do your everyday stuff. Not this acting crap.

Please stop it, you are better then this.

[spricket24]

Are you joking? My channel is for sketch comedy. I haven't given up vlogging just because I post a Captain Video, dude! It's all good! I got stuff for everyone on here- don't be so quick to jump on the HATE bandwagon over one video! ;) Cheers! Karen spricket24

[khickman1981]

You know what Karen? I think this is hilarious! III LOOOOOVE YOOOOOUR CPTN VIDEOS! UHH HEHHEHE! Love it! The captian is NOT a character, SHE IS THE CAPTAIN! o.0 I mean come on...What kind of person wouldn't want to be the captain of their own vessle...BIG DUUUUR...Gosh!

[slimshady5000]

stupid bitch

[Big10]

What straight man would NOT be thrilled for the Captain to have a crush on him??? She is indeed "cool like dat," and chill like dat, and peace like dat....

[D4Shawn]

You're totally going to start a trend with that bra over the shirt thing. I bet miaarose and lonelygirl15 are totally going to start copying you. Personally, I think it's rather sexy... but I'm a crazy person so my opinion doesn't really count.

[neil010]

I'm in love with you, (NOT) (YES) (MAYBE) ? I must admit this. And you were not wrestling those snakes, you were beating them. Thats not fair for the snakes. YOu should give the snakes hammers. But they don't have any arms so that would defeat the purpose of the snakes having the hammers.

[JayZoop]

The character needs to be developed a little more. You relyed on the laugh way too much. Need other goofy traits.

[initialdproject]

captain cosplay. yeah that would be hot

[JippyJabber]

swiping the lip loss down your tongue was the funniest thing ever!

[bmd66]

It would be a little more classy if you could make a video that doesn't make fun of people with disabilities.

[BethPie]

Catch up, buddy. She's not supposed to be disabled.

Spricket - the hilarious thing is that my daughter knows a girl who acts *just* like that! :o)

[spricket24]

This character does NOT have a disability. Thanks for your concern though. :) Karen spricket24

[Jayder845]

Character? My life is like ruined now =(

[bodycreator2]

Funny!! Very funny!! that laught gets me.. nice

[cristedin]

really :-)

[rtlange]

saucey

[bluebird490]

Do u live alone in this house ?

[TheCoolestJoke]

Garageband music ftw :3

[Eesh248]

Gosh, I hope the Captain´s crush is Daxgflame.. Now THAT would be one helluva storyline!

[Sh4zor]

You had some fun with Garage Band, huh...

[jaymzleon]

lol el cap-i-tan is freak hot lmao good work karen!

[JuMpThEcOuCh]

wtf thats hilarous

[rlepine]

Thank you SO VERY MUCH for making this video for me! I appreciate it! Oh! And you're the coolest!

[0cujo0]

I think The Captain needs a mono-brow....lol

[emsquared42]

You are so awesome, Hollywood is awaiting you. You have just won the best actress award. Golden Globe coming soon

[boozer81]

Suffering succotash what a saliva spitting speech

[NeverThinkImpossible]

I prefer the lovable geeky spricket - this captain gig scares me a little 0_o

[MorgRochele21]

I SO agree!

[redsimonDE]

In this outfit with your hair like this you're even hotter than in your regular videos. In a weird weird way, but still hot. Ok, except for the stockings and your pants, they hurt in my eyes.

[visiblemode]

I *LOVE* how you dropped in on the snakes. You, my friend, are the captain of my back hair.

[rhythm7a]

Zippy hearts the cap'n.

[Jeannekip]

this is funny if you were a kid of 12 years old or something like that...i think you really got to grow up =x

[CaptainSpricket]

you are joking! I will never grow up! I shun YOU for that statement! The Captain

[bad4alice]

You're going to be so Cool, when you grow up! =P

1,200+ Views in 16 hours - Gotta LOVE 'The Captain'!

"Mommy! Mommy! Look at the Red-Headed Girl - She's Fuuuuuuuuuuuunny!"

[KenwoodKlown]

So dorky and too funny I love it! Intro music is sweeeet! Makes me think of those lame ass chicks in their late 20's or older who walk around in pigtails cause "your only as old as you feel!" lmao! Funny stuff! You ever heard of Susan Whitfield? It's a character by actress Lisa Kushel. Kinda like this character, you might find it funny. It's on YT.

[InsultAlien]

INSANE I LUV YOU CAPTAIN

[Lemkinfuss]

Brooker's one was funnier :(

[TheyAlwaysCome]

You make me hate YouTube....and what it will become.

[evyrigs]

I'm always rating five stars...

because you're worth it

[SirStevenDavid]

OK,let's hope I cut and pasted that song right...Methinks the Captain would look extremely nautical wearing a Cap'n Crunch hat!Get thee to a haberdashery!

[SirStevenDavid]

Whilst on deck of the "Good Ship Guppy",don't forget one of your most important accoutrements,those golden shoulder epaulets,gives you a look of authority:)

[SirStevenDavid]

'Cause they were too busy watchin' those old raindrops fall As a storm was blowin' out on the peaceful sea Seventy-three men sailed off to history Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship On your way to a world that others might have missed (Repeat first two verses) (Chorus) Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip

[SirStevenDavid]

Artist: The Blues Image Lyrics

Song: Ride Captain Ride Lyrics

Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay

Rolled off of their ship, and here's what they had to say

"We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore

We can laugh our lives away and be free once more"

But no one heard them callin', no one came at all

'Cause they were too busy watchin' those old raindrops fall

As a storm was blowin' out on the peaceful sea

Seventy-three men sailed off to history

[littlefatbird]

heh. you made my day, thanks =)

[hcsorensen]

I'm scared!!!

[PaulsTube]

What a kaweenkie-dink! I work at a Captain's hat shop. Just give me your hat size and address and nothing creepy will happen.

[DrunkenNinja12]

I'm sick of all these people making fake video blogs. You'll never be "discovered" with a lame character like this one. Knock it off... you're not funny.

[PaulsTube]

I agree with DrunkenNinja12. I think the best way to get "DISCOVERED" is to post negative comments on YouTube. Because a Vlog is a terrible thing to waste.

[aZn137]

karen, i really liked you vlog... but did u really eat that thing? coz i seen you eating "secret" before, i dont know if i had a thing for beauty products? just a thought...

[SilverStarFilms]

FANTASTIC! And you did that with so few cuts too. Great ad libbing. HEHEHE! :)

[ogier1]

hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi­hihihhihihihihihihihi.!?

[Kratz01]

hahaha the laugh is soo funny!!! haha

[PaulsTube]

There can only be one Captain of my heart... that Captain Picard looking bald guy from LOVEBOAT. Signed, Issac the really good dresser bartender.

[NightAire]

That laugh is hysterically annoying! Perfect! :-) I didn't understand half of what you said but that only adds to the humor. I can't decide if you've tapped into a perverse fantasy of mine or if the character repels me like a cannonball of of a... uh... well, cannon. :) Bravo, Karen! You've scored again.

[PaulsTube]

When the Captain dances, my spirit soars.

[GastoniProductions]

My first "Captain" experience. Very nice. :) Dan

[SlowChocolateAutopsy]

It was way past midnight And he still couldn't fall asleep. This night the dream was leaving He tried so hard to keep. And with the new day's dawning He felt it drift away. Not only for a cruise not only for a day Too long ago, too long apart He couldn't wait another day for The captain of his heart. I heart you captain! :) xxx

[JamesAgle]

"Give the people what they want - more Captain."

Um, no. I mean, the Captain's funny, in a sad sort of way, but I think Karen's funnier. Certainly more appealing, since she's a person. The Captain's only a character.

Criticism aside, and back to reality, I for one am going to keep watching whatever you do! Carry on!

[insidethemusicbox11]

do you have the captain in you?

[alexmrb]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! Nice!

[zaaeer]

Thank you, send me your phone no.

[peeclvjewel]

best video ever. i love the laughing. holy crap lol

[KennyWrites]

Wow! Your talent continues to amaze me! That was excellent. And as someone already mentioned, it might be Daxflame that you have a crush on. =D

[verisimilidude]

A fully realized character. This may be your entre into the big time, ala Paul Reubens and Pee Wee Herman. Well done, Karen!

[aznstvn]

wrestling with snakes

plus awesome song effects!!!

haha

[BattlefieldDoktor]

You are really nuts :P Can I ask you what drug you use sometimes? ;o) Anyways, cool and funny video :o)

[CrazyCanucker85]

Dude you totally Rock

[IlovehahaMORE]

captin you are like my rolemodel cause like you rock and i really like you style and stuff oh and at first i was like scared cause of the hammer but then you said it was fake and i wasnt scared anymore :D

[thatoneguyagain]

i wonder what your reaction would be if someone walked in on you dancing like that in front of the camera. =P

[winter051]

that is the funniest captain in world cool vid

[justpassnthru]

One small bit of constructive criticism if I may...could you please equalize the volume between the music and the dialogue? It's not hard to do. Thank You.

[spricket24]

No.  Thank you.

[ebrown405]

*snickers* ;p

[stevexcraig]

You need help.

[nonoctave]

Those poor snakes!

[sabot96]

You should have been the star of Snakes on A Plane. You would have kicked asssssss!

[peterpatchkids]

no no, the crush HAS to be digital dork!

[bellinghamster]

Sorry, didn't make it past 2:00

[shonac2]

I LOVE THE CAPTAIN! You don't know how excited I got when I saw this video in my subscription box.

[leojd]

what's up brace face?

[annspade]

Captains hat? Search online! There's the snakes again... they're becoming quite a staple! LOL!! You're sling-shotting them! :D Your laugh sounds like Billy from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" (cartoon). And you are the captain of your own vessel. :)

[MikeSkullman]

"Oh Captain, my Captain!"

[litjourney]

The Captain is a grade A dork. She does, however, have an awesome flying v guitar shirt.

[NiteBlogger]

I think Ed Wood would have loved you! I've watched a few of your vids & see style & smarts (and according to some of the comments) cutes! Thanks 4 the chuckles.

Wrestling with rubber snakes - who'd a thunk!