Meshuggah in almost 5 seconds

[cicciomeoni]

Ah !

[DendrilopisXaggro]

a...

[Brixwhiz]

I will now transcribe this audio into words:

Beep beep boop. dokoibbfjfkfjbfjdlajwj uhdihvbwruvnslfjkdsoqpfn3n deedledeedlededeedlededleedeed­le

Ah!

"Nobody knows how I goes."

[TheSonomaDude]

ah.

[SantinoFilippoFarro]

Borderline genius and fucking hilarous

[thedearpsychonaut]

omfg, you cut out at dehumanization. fuckkk youuuuuuu

[abaurre3]

A!



[IronFist3007]

lmfao at the last microsecond

[colosalguitarist]

meshuggah in 4 seconds dadum da da da dum

[EpsilonX]

nope, its just chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug

[SonicProvocateur]

@EpsilonX MAN I NEED THE TABS FOR THAT!!!

[musicguitarlessons]

asdgasdgasdgasdgasdgasdgasdg..­..ga- ends

[zachharris55]

I'm crying and winded, fucking great!

[paddymoep]

My goddamn stomach

[raphexe]

i lost it at the "bee bee boo" in the beginning. GENIUS !

[laromande]

who did recognize an other song that future breed machine?

[Xenoforge78]

@laromande Yeah, that song is a god damn masterpiece. :3

[Theguywhoplaysguitar]

@laromande me, new millenium cyanide christ

[PiErRe6363]

AH!

[EMusyk]

LOL!!

[Corrosive1]

A!

[UBConquered]

oh.............ok then

[ElectricTurkey1]

omg, the last second just killed me LOL

[chaclapa]

rofl man thanks for uploading this, this is the best part of my day LOL

[popshotizbeast]

Ahh-

[YourZabbas]

Thumbs up if you saw the last second of this video.

[Detriment46]

the thumbnail for this video makes me laugh lol

[poorcolossus]

AAH

[linkno1]

Sadly this is all I could hear when my bassist shown them to me...

[Mondotoast]

0:01 rip headphone users:(

[RandyGold999]

@Mondotoast actually im using headphones and i didnt die.......or did i??

[horacioabraham]

genius

[tehmiff]

wut were deez songs?>

[timmotjo17]

@tehmiff first one is Future Breed Machine, second one is New Millenium Cyanide Christ, third one: dunno, and that little 'ah' at the end is from Closed Eye visuals.

[timmotjo17]

@tehmiff Oh, I remembered the third one: This Spiteful Snake.

[XxTMWBxX]

just keep pressing 9

lmao!

[ceager2]

Jens Kidman saw that Youtube forgot about the 0:04 , so he interupted with the "AH!"

[CorpseCook]

i want some waffles now this made me hungry

[bumschkinn]

DUDE  you really fkk$%#ng SUK!!!

[paddymoep]

@bumschkinn GTFO.

[AhKillYu]

scariest 5 seconds of my life.

[TheWhocares233]

The...A! gets me every time. LMAO

[legendarycupcake]

The fuck??

[musicman9901]

@Shezmen88 nevermind, just found it lol

[Shezmen88]

@musicman9901 Hehe, good! Because i didn't remember that too. ;)

[musicman9901]

@Shezmen88 lol yeah, it was glints collide lol

[musicman9901]

@Shezmen88 what song is the soloish sounding part starting at :02 from?

[SevenStringShredHead]

i like juice

[jadrummer110]

This faggoty douche bag band is known by who???hahahaha. That's right tatooed dickring meth addicts..

[metallicaandkornrock]

@jadrummer110 fuck you meshuggah is awesome



[jadrummer110]

@metallicaandkornrock No real musicain in this galaxy sector agrees with your tatood lip ring dipshit ass kid..

[ZTOID]

@jadrummer110 Obviously troll

[jadrummer110]

@ZTOID How much meth do you want today?

[xOMADONx]

Meshuggah in *exactly 5 seconds

[ragingirishguy69]

XDXDXD

[officiallypregnant]

This song is so gay!

[o0ShadowsfeaR0o]

What was the AH from? xD

[wintersun111]

This gets me every time!

[MortenBoHansen]

i love the Jens part hahaha§§

[pogg101]

Press 9 XD

[XxTh33ndxX]

This made me freakin laugh my ass off.

[a601lbcatfish]

Is it me or did you make the two stars in the eyes spin at a different speed to signify polyrhythms?

[alextrando]

@a601lbcatfish Polymindfucking



[Shezmen88]

@a601lbcatfish OBVIOUSLY.

[a601lbcatfish]

@Shezmen88 Well I mean seriously, if you purposely did that then that's awesome. Makes perfect sense too lol.

[SilenceSoSudden]

@a601lbcatfish not just you but 73 others including myself noticed it.

[1y9b9b]

@a601lbcatfish

LOL

good eye!

[metalsimon]

Hello, and welcome to the Polyrythmic Service. Press '9' for -A!

[DrMopinker]

You could've just played one of their songs normally

[iridus]

0:04 LOOOOOOOOOOL I'm looping it.

[o0ShadowsfeaR0o]

Oh god my lungs. XD

[raphexe]

this made my day, awesome

[Mentoelify]

Omg ; d

[tehpeasant]

this freaked me out

[Mukadez]

I laughed hard.

[Sindoko12]

If you keep pressing nine Jens has shorts bursts of shouting :)

[t3hgir]

lol

[Ericsigma754]

The scream was too short. Almost perfect, though.

[ryan9312]

oh my god i dont know why thats so funny XD

[Scarecrow545]

Do one for Metallica haha.

[simulclass83]

Press 9 for Aaa!

[TheBrandonWeir]

9 is the magic number on this video.

[daniju93]

Cant believe, 5 seconds its enough to make me have some nightmares

[jaredbroider]

can someone tell me what song one is?

[JSHADOWM]

Hold 9 for Heavy metal Pacman "waka waka waka"

[8bitsexscene]

ROFL! thats the funniest shit ever.

[blablaftw123]

1. press 9

2. repeat step 1

3. ????

4. PROFIT

[duhhh676]

thats actually pretty close when you think about it

[CoolCoverBro]

FBM remix, FBM, elastic, glints collide, and closed eye visuals

[Manoffire959]

AH

[EnorusLoL]

Hold down 9 lol

[Drakkengoth]

lol.

[iTriedVoodooOnce]

I hear "New MIllennium Cyanide Christ."

[matahimdef]

keep pressing 9 on your keyboard jajajaja

[azuredivina]

you're a genius for making this. i laughed so hard. every time i watched this. my belly hurt last night. :)

[Shezmen88]

@azuredivina haha! Thank you mate, very kind ;) I need to find time to make more of this shit.

[macadoolahicky]

@Shezmen88 songs in order??? its killing me that i dont know =[

[snlogan]

@macadoolahicky the first 1,5 seconds are "Future breed machine"

[macadoolahicky]

@snlogan yah i got the first five seconds ha, im really curious about the other three though, i really feel like i should know D:

[jk47hm4]

@macadoolahicky 'Future Breed Machine', then I think it's 'New Millenium Cyanide Christ', then 'Glints Collide' mixed with 'Shed', then OAH!!

[macadoolahicky]

@jk47hm4 haha i got the glints collide part, i was listening to the nothing album in my car one day and i was like WTF THATS WHERE ITS FROM!!!! xD but that part is too crazy to be new millenium cyanide christ (i think its from the very end of elastic)

[jk47hm4]

@macadoolahicky Nothing was my first Mesh album ^-^ And I agree, since the end of Elastic is a mixture of all the songs on Chaosphere playing on top of each other. New Millenium just stood out to me because it's my favorite from the album. Catch 33 is the shit.

[uwontknow55]

@azuredivina Mine hurt too! :0

[NearbyHermit]

God made man in 5 seconds of Meshuggah !

[antonio610]

I might be completely guessing, but that "uh" sounds like it came from Closed Eye Visuals.

[secreticelandprod]

@antonio610 i was thinking maybe "war"

[rololoo]

@antonio610

I think so too.

[macadoolahicky]

as funny as it is... and as much as i love this band... this is true =D

[mrm0s3s]

AH.

[abaurre3]

That "A!" at the end made me laugh so fucking hard!

[ekmad]

the fuck it skips over teh 4th second D:

[secreticelandprod]

so im in math class supposed to be doing work, and that AHH at the end comes on... i got detention for laughing too hard and getting distracted :D

[rushnerd]

Ya that's about right.

[CORNP00]

AHH---

[stevepwn]

FUTURE BREED MACHINEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ThyReaperGrim]

0:04 ... A!

[Restayvien]

I lol'd

[gtaivruler]

ÆÆH at the end is awesome.

[rololoo]

lol

[slowblood99]

*polyrythymic orgasm*, *guitar solo*, OAH!

[BlindedByTheLight17]

Hahaha that actually was funny

[wintershadows]

This is accurate

[immortalx50]

too long

[Hanskfheag]

AWESOME