GAS 05 & 06 Commentary

[SourJovis]

You asked for it. Going to use that bagel joke, if only to show my appreciation.

[monos99]

I feel kinda otaku for having enough free time to watch all these commentaries back to back, but damn if this isn't some funny stuff.

[HarukoZ]

Your BAGEL joke may be last minute but it's the BEST thing EVER!

[Settlers6]

The last time you laughed sounded really evil somehow. Like some little evil freak that anime have a lot of. It got me smiling :)

BTW: at 7:58

[RoninOfDeath]

at about 2:33 yes, yes I have. I believe people like me who make 'third rate AMV Hell ripoffs' experience this offen aleast for me. Because you use your own voice and we you others voices. Now I try an avoid using audio someone else used on theres. Unless I think I can justify it.

[Simone4447]

bagel!

[Mythification]

I love the part with the reporter!  =)

[theoneguyoverthere]

I'm glad that you didn't mess with the order events even further. Incidentally, I had just discovered your abridged series around the time when I was first watching Gantz, so it got to the point where I was watching the abridged episode right after its corresponding original episode. All in all, it made the whole series a lot more bearable.

[Shazuto]

lolz......."does he drill things.....?"

[SKLMUNKY]

HA HA BAGELS!! XD

[Disukehyuga]

you would have gotten the gurren lagann joke right. the pilot is 14 years old and spend his life digging holes. so that joke would have been perfict

[Geassguy360]

You are the man.

[MolimoKuja]

I've got to ask, you do know hy he's holding a girlie magazine, right?

[Oathblivion]

Hm, I would've liked the Lanipator cameo. YYH Abridged was the first good one I saw. Funny how I didn't get addicted to these things by watching Little Kuriboh. Good work nonetheless, though.

[Jamick98Geass]

God I love the bagel joke.....xD

[LUFCJohn16]

She's so hot boom - Flight of the concords

is the name of the song at the end

[Girintina]

/yeah I can relate I was in class and I'm thinking about a girl then suddenly I just snap out of it and go like goddamit! I'm going to fail because I was thinking about a girl! F**k!

[felineshadow0221]

when are u going to do the commentary on the rest of ur series? that is if ur going to comment on it at all myew

[raininess]

I've never been a 14/15 year old boy so I can't really relate to the last few seconds, but it's just too amusing. And combined with that sort of laughter it's quite impossible to avoid laughing along

[NeverAloneForever]

...the Avatar Abridged joke.

[NeverAloneForever]

That was funny.

[cheftoniFTW]

so, what Hbi2k is trying to say...when in doubt about abusive aunt...throw in a salaryman. lol

[felineshadow0221]

ahem Scoop Boop Shoopity Doop *does Botans Kitty face* myew X3

[vegetasasuke0]

so are you going to do a commentary for episode 4?

[kazumaJin01]

yep well hopefully but i wanna rewatch the ep for the begale bit

[atler18]

Hopefully we all grow out of that sooner or later, Amen. You have a way with connecting to your audience HBI2K, maybe that is why I keep watching your material.

[shattayutemun]

this is my fav episode of them all, especially the song at the end you say shows kuronos views of women, what's the name of that song anyway?

[anime1addictithon]

oh dude epic ending im like laughing my head off hehe

[CGPIncorporated]

haha, nail you like a 2 x 4- best line ever!

[HereticChild]

Oh hbi2k, your witty commentary entertains us all xD

[xThatxOtherxGuyx]

Your like having a friend that I don't ever hang out with know or talk to. Lawl. All it means is I need to hang out with my friends more often.

[aarondirebear]

Oh my god i just thought of a way to use it! Unfortunately there's already a DragonballZ Abridged...I need an anime where someone gets knocked up during the series to abridge.

[mcheif30]

man youre laugh is crazy in the end

but in a good way

[freaklesfunky13]

it was kuruno's mag before he died

bagel's

shes so hot she's making me sexist

[PRPtheatre]

you are consistantly hilarious

[themax37]

I agree with a last statement so much lol...

[EdgeyvonKarma]

Yeah, I know the feeling.[ Around 7:30]

[Kaimalice]

i agree with u about the filler

[LoudmouthSeth]

I think you are probably the best abridger. EVER.

[AmmielR]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Gotta love it. =D

[RogueAbridger]

Awesome, well i learned something today ^^

Have you ever though of, when your bored, to just record your self talking about something completely random and just see where it takes you? Now im curious x3

[Fallenangelzelos]

ending = epicness, haha.

[twilightwindwaker]

I hate fillers unless they are abridged fillers. Why did that guy keep teeth in a box? I like Kurono's high voice. The bagel thing is so random. Well yeah XD. Drill you like Gurren Lagen would be a great line.

[edmard09]

No ending commentary on your cat T_T

I hope you do finish the rest of the gantz series, I love your videos :D

[xxDarkAwpxx]

"Alright, see you guys next time."....... in America!

[AmishParadice]

You need to use that Gurren Lagaan joke at some point man, its so funny.

[animalia555]

he did use it.

[ooCarrierAnomalyoo]

"Gurren Lagann".........."drill you like Gurren Lagann" he said!

[Conwayn00b]

What was the name of the anime you are referring to with "drill you like ____" I didn't get the name.

[dreaduncle]

tengen toppa gurren lagann

[Conwayn00b]

Thanks!

[ChimeraYuri]

LOl Commentary on one of my fav ep ^^

[ScatmanHussein]

Milk is tasty. Funny that people would speak of marriage here. Milk. Mmmmm...

[mojoabojo]

oh gawd that tooth yanking scene hurt becuase I recently got a tooth nocked loose

[HellsCowBoy666]

NEEDS TO STOP THINKING WITH HIS DICK...it never work...TRY HEINCY MAN

[acz0]

What are you going to do?

WELL there is the tried and true "Steal jokes"

NOT that im suggesting it but...

Wait what am i saying?

[PRPDthe3rd]

Liked the high pitched Kurono bit.

[StrikerSL9]

Did the "Drill you like Gurren Lagann" line actually show up in a later episode? The closest I can remember was the "mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens"/"Row row fight the power" gag from the Buddha fight.

[Gauldoth]

Yes it did. It was something along the lines of "You (Kishimoto) scratch my back, I drill you like Gurren Lagann".

[littlemegamonkey]

thanks for doing this. the bit at the end happened to me. now i know how to deal with it. thanks man. you rock.

[HavenKhaos]

It's a huge shock after reading past the Buddah Arc to watch the transformation of Kurono from Sex-Starved Loner who is totally in it for him and him alone to... well 'The Messiah' who is in a loving relationship and is going to fight for everyone. Taking the best bits of Kato without the retarded bits to become the perfect leader.

I like how the series pretty much says "Leaving the Gantz room is death because of the vampires" locking the characters in an eternal struggle of life and death

[viralengine908]

well the stuff you abridge have a lot of freudian undertones.

[vincentsclone]

Lol, I always reference condoms as bagels. That or Slushies.

[enbt93]

ooohhh shit... Drill you like Gurren Laggen would have been ubber epic xD

[Sunqueen86]

Thanks to your Bagel joke I can't stand in line at Dunkin donuts without seeing the Image..and that goes for your Halloween Amv too!

[KragJin]

HBI2K there is a link in descrip which does not work... ; O1

[hbi2k]

Fixed, thanks for pointing that out.

[commandervulkan]

But way.. Wouldn't fusing episodes be a large part of abridging?

[deal0rtruth]

Good point.

[hbi2k]

Depends on the series. With your typical 100+ episode series like YGO, Naruto, DBZ, etc. it's a necessity. Since I generally do 26-episode series, it becomes less desirable.

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Yeah the 26 episode series are usually packed with content, making it a bit hard to combine them. While the other series can get combined because their allowed to drag things out.

[ravenclawtom]

hhahaha great stuff!

[Narutonarutonaruto85]

No cat this time?

[Fhuj]

So Lanipator's indirectly responsible for the bagel joke? Awesome!

[SXAbridged]

Do I ever get mad out of some sore of twisted jealousy from seeing an awesome abridger who is way better than me?

All the time... you son of a bitch.

(No offense to your mother, who I am sure is a very lovely woman.)

[hianator]

srsly... being a 17 year old male sucks at time =/

[KragJin]

wtf? man dunno what about you but that's when most of teens get laid xD

[hianator]

i relize this, but what if my goal is not get a gf who i can enjoy beeing with and not get laid. this might be a weird concept, but i want my wife to be my first time.

[daveshn]

It's not a bad thing to date to find the one you want to marry.

However, when you wait to have sex until you're married, it's like waiting to practice your basketball game until you're in the final four.

Let's face it, you're not good at anything the first time. You have sex before marriage so you can practice, improve, find out what you and your partner like/don't like, etc. If you only want to make love and not just fuck, that's ok. But don't think that waiting makes it special.

[hbi2k]

The only problem with that is that you don't learn how it's done by having sex with someone you don't care about: you learn by doing it with someone who's willing to be patient through the awkward stages with you.

None of which is to say that you MUST wait until marriage-- that's a personal decision-- just that it's better for your first few times to be with someone you really care about.

[EvilSandwich]

In other words, don't screw unless you REALLY mean it.

[daveshn]

I don't think it matters who you go through the awkward phases with. Also, depending on how you handle it, the awkward phase can give both of you memories to look back, laugh at, and grow closer through.

[GOODPLAYA20]

As a teenage guy, I have to agree with you on how hot chicks make guys feel. They are causing us emotional stress! And they say women have it harder! There's only one way to solve this problem. All women who are an 8 or higher must immediatley put out to all 14-18 year old guys.

[Llandner]

lol i bet most people here would agree with ya pal

[TwilightMirror]

8...

8!

Sicko!

[hbi2k]

I believe he was referring to "an 8" in the sense of "on a hotness scale of 1 to 10," not in the sense of "8 years old."

...At least, I fervently hope so. (-:

[GOODPLAYA20]

Don't worry. That's what I meant. I am not a pedophile.

[herofromthedark]

Wow, well I'm 19... I think we 19 year olds deserve an 8 or higher! :D

But hell, I'm a desparate bastard. I'll take a 6 or higher! :D

[DamuEmran]

I have to agree with you on the last part. I can't how many times that has happen to me in middle and high school. It sucks when the teacher calls upon you to talk in front of the entire class and you trying to get rid of your bonner.

[hbi2k]

And people wonder why teenaged guys wear baggy pants.

[DamuEmran]

baggy pants did help but in my middle school they made us wear uniforms. So you had to wear slacks it also sucks when you see those hot female teachers or those hot Asian girls. I remember one day i got late to class because i keep on staring at her ass the entire time.

[twilightwindwaker]

Where did you see that?

[DamuEmran]

see what?

A hot Asian girl? She randomly walking in the hallways going to her next class and I couldn't stop staring at her.

I apologize to any girls/women that were offended by comments. Sometimes I end hurting people's feelings without me noticing

[twilightwindwaker]

I'm a guy so I'm not offended.

[mrbigstick]

been waiting for your commentary on the talking dick.

[Llandner]

WAIT what about talking dicks?

(imagines a dick doing the can-can)

lol why is that funny?

[mrbigstick]

i guess it happens in a later episode. HBI gives it a hilarious deep voice and with some slick editing, he makes a shot of kurono getting a boner into kurono having a conversation with his boner.

[mrbigstick]

turns out that's in episode 8 and 9, i got thrown off by the double episode format of this one.

[Oblivion124]

Great commentary, as always. Nice to get a little introspective to the episodes and the process. My only quip is the lack of a cat rant. But oh well, maybe next time...

[acousticindigo]

"Introspective"? . . . You mean, perspective, right?

[TylerotFunk]

hi...

[collegsucks]

Wasn't he holding the magazine because Kurono was holding it when he was decapitated? Or... Was that sarcasm... Fuck!

[hbi2k]

In the original, yes. The way I used the footage made it seem totally non sequitur. (-:

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

News people read girlie magazines too!

[orgixvi3]

OMG YES!!! I know that feeling about the SUPER hot chick that pisses you off with her hotness!!! DX Luckily I've got a super hot girlfriend who doesn't know she's so Frickin hot! ;D

[Llandner]

i bet shes so hot, but u can't tell her that she might think your sexist, shes so hot shes making you sexist.......bitch.....

[orgixvi3]

That cockteasing bitch! XD

[AshleyUhmazing]

13th

[ragv162]

I think it was that Gurren Lagann had just started to appear in America around the time of this episode, but when you used the Gurren Lagann joke later on, it had finished.

[RebornZombie]

^-^;;

Yeah, we've been there.

[jhagins]

The commentaries are just hilarious!

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Aw... I was hoping for another cat rant.

[kirbamon]

Yeah, me too =C

[blitzkriegdragon013]

i just turn 14 a few weeks ago thanks for the heads up

[denniswolfen]

keep up the good work !!!

[Vlurqe]

gantz is the most awsomest thing in the entire world

[darksorakeyblader]

3rd and lol it said 69 views

[TheRockisCOokin]

I love your gantz series

[Endar0]

Thank you for the commentary.